The Villain's Attack PlanCh27 - Secret Crush

Shen Jun took a deep breath and examined Wen ZhiChu with a look of disdain. Even though the youth before him was taller, his stature was skinny and slender. This delicate appearance plus timid behavior made him seem like quite an easy pushover.

Assuming that the other had spoken wrong, Shen Jun continued to nitpick: “His looks are nothing special either, not as mature or reliable as me.” NkDjQ5

Looking at Shen Jun’s square-jawed face, Wen ZhiChu nodded in agreement: “If he……didn’t have that kind of face, he’s indeed very average.”

Hearing this, Shen Jun frowned deeply: “What do you hate about him?”

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For a second, Wen ZhiChu couldn’t answer that. Compared to hate, what he felt towards Qin JiaShu was more like fear. However, hate should arise from envy, like what the other was saying.

“He has good looks and studies well. A good family background…… and such a good body, it’s really very annoying.” Seeking a common ground on their differing opinions, Wen ZhiChu looked at Shen Jun and asked for approval: “Am I right?” KJNRnQ

For a moment, Shen Jun’s eyelids twitched nonstop. He did his best to drag the conversation back on topic: “Do you know the Provincial English essay contest?”

Looking at him, Wen ZhiChu nodded in surprise. Who would have expected this guy actually had the face to mention this.

[System: Did you become selectively blind again?]

Wen ZhiChu: ?

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[System: He has such a huge face, you can’t see it?]

“……”

Wen ZhiChu: “I kno…know of it.”

Shen Jun: “I’m Provincial #1, first place! He only got 2nd place. Do you know what this mean?” jae3qy

Wen ZhiChu immediately said: “It means…means he’s dumb.”

[System: Ding! Mission completed. Villain’s score 26%. Reward: 100 yuan.]

Hearing these words, Shen Jun finally felt satisfied. However, the next second, he heard the little stutterer continue to say: “If…If I were him, I’d write about… my father, the entrepreneur.”

Shen Jun immediately jumped as if someone stepped on his tail: “What did you say?” 9w2Jle

The mission was completed already, what else could he be saying: “Criticism.”

“About me?!”

“Qin JiaShu.”

Looking at this person in front of him, Shen Jun’s face turned red in anger for a moment. Criticism? Do people fucking criticize others like this? kxuVQy

The other person was wearing a YiZhong’s school uniform. Considering Wen ZhiChu’s previous words, he must know Qin JiaShu. How was this guy here to criticize Qin JiaShu together with him? This guy’s clearly here to insult him subtly.

So angry, Shen Jun stepped forward and grabbed Wen ZhiChu by the collar: “Are you saying my Provincial #1 is bogus?”

Chrysanthemum Garden.

Wen ZhiChu hastily shook his head: “No…no.”

Seeing the other’s innocent and cowardly look, which was no different from the pretty boys out there, and then recalling the other’s previous words, Shen Jun suddenly seemed to understand something. An expression of disgust instantly appeared on his face. Bv4bHo

“You damn pervert. Don’t tell me, you have a secret crush on him?!”

Wen ZhiChu hastily yanked his collar back: “No..no.”

“If you don’t, then why are you stuttering?!” Shen Jun: “I was just wondering why a YiZhong student would suddenly come over to speak to me, and to mention Qin JiaShu specifically. So you came to avenge him.”

Seeing Shen Jun’s words turn more ridiculous as he rattled off like a machine gun that didn’t know how to stop, Wen ZhiChu didn’t even have an opportunity to reply. AN3jtX

The more Shen Jun spoke, the more riled up he became. He turned around and spread both of his arms wide open as if he had reached enlightenment: “I just know there are people like you out there jealous of me……””

At this time Skycat Genie started speaking.

[System: Still not leaving?]

Wen ZhiChu slowly made a question mark. ZkzTYq

[System: I’m afraid you’ll turn dumb hanging around him too long. You weren’t very smart to begin with.]

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Saying this, he planned to reason with Wen ZhiChu a bit more; however, when he turned around, there was no one behind him. 2rcACO

Shen Jun: ……

Where did he go?

Seeing the person missing, the fury in Shen Jun’s heart remained, unable to disperse. Who would expect, he’d encounter a homosexual in YiZhong, such terrible luck.


After Wen ZhiChu returned to his dorm, he took off his uniform jacket and got into bed, planning to take an afternoon nap. He wanted to set an alarm clock and searched his pocket. Only now did he realize that he left his cellphone inside his school bag and didn’t bring it over. gWY4Z5

“Skycat Genie.”

[System: I’m here.]

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“Can you wake me up at 1:40pm?”

[System: Who do you take me for?!] veCTfo

Wen ZhiChu pressed his lips together and altered his battle plan: “Siri has this ability.”

[System: 1:40pm right?]

“…….”

After reaching an agreement with Skycat Genie, Wen ZhiChu fell asleep as soon as his head hit the pillow, until Skycat Genie started his wake-up duty at 1:40pm. lI KMP

[System: Time to get up!]

Wen ZhiChu didn’t say anything.

[System: Time for class.]

The other still didn’t make a noise. KYy64s

Skycat Genie was momentarily speechless.

[System: Allow this reporter to broadcast this story live. The host turned into a vegetable and laid paralyzed in bed for many years; his system by his side, eternally faithful.]

Wen ZhiChu, who was forced awake: ……

The 2nd class in the afternoon was the homeroom teacher’s physics class. Before class ended, the homeroom teacher looked around the room. dEpyMR

“Tomorrow afternoon, our school and District 6 will host a debate tournament together. Are there any students who wish to observe?”

A student raised their hand curiously: “Teacher, if we go watch, does that mean we don’t need to attend class?”

The homeroom teacher smacked the table: “Of course.”

The student internally: Damn, can such a good thing exist? W reOp

“Who wants to go, raise your hands. I will take down the names.”

At first, the entire classroom was silent, until 2nd-to-last raised both hands up high: “Teacher, me!”

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Now that the first person has taken a step forward, the students finally rushed to raise their hands.

2nd-to-last looked at Wen ZhiChu, who was still writing over there: “Hey, are you not going?” qgd7O6

Wen ZhiChu looked at him: “If I go, wouldn’t that…… slow down my study progress?”

“What study progress? Young people need freedom. Not to mention, so many students won’t be here tomorrow. There’s no way the teacher will continue lecturing. Even if you were in the classroom, you’d just be sitting here pointlessly, without any bit of freedom.”

Saying this, 2nd-to-last helped Wen ZhiChu sign up without even waiting for him to raise his hand.

The homeroom teacher recorded each person’s name and then looked at the list full of diligent students participating in the debate tournament. Here comes his bonus! fYGsjn

“I never thought you students would be so proactive and enthusiastic. Tomorrow, don’t forget to cheer on our school team loudly.”

Saying this, the homeroom teacher started walking out the door: “Oh, right. I forgot to tell you guys. Tomorrow afternoon is half day.”

Students: ……

Wen ZhiChu: …… fYTNvR

A wave of anguished wails was instantly heard inside the classroom. Wen ZhiChu silently turned his head to look at 2nd-to-last.

Where was the freedom you promised?

The latter looked away guiltily.


The morning of the next day, Wen ZhiChu bought steamed buns and walked to school. After eating lunch, he checked the time and then planned to head towards the auditorium. Halfway there, he bumped into Shen Jun, who had just exited the school cafeteria after lunch. V atOy

The other still walked in that swaggering manner.

Wen ZhiChu suddenly felt somewhat curious: “Skycat Genie?”

[System: I’m here?]

“How long does it usually take for a person to recover from circumcision?” PIe8HC

[System: I don’t know.]

“Didn’t your last host get circumcised?”

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[System: He was fine after one day.]

“Then why did you say you don’t know?” m5I2WS

[System: I was pretty certain originally, but after seeing this guy, I’m not so sure anymore.]

“……”

[System: Right now, I’m suspecting his cerebellum wasn’t developed properly.]

Wen ZhiChu: “Perhaps he really did get it cut?” R8HZSp

[System: You can cut the cerebellum?]

Wen ZhiChu was momentarily speechless.

[System: Rich people are really amazing.]

“……” twraHN

At this time, the other person also noticed Wen ZhiChu. After seeing him, Shen Jun frowned: “Why is it you?!”

Knowing that this guy is difficult to deal with, Wen ZhiChu pretended not to see him and tried to walk pass him directly.

Shen Jun stepped forward: “Treating me like air?!”

Wen ZhiChu: “How…how did you know?” JGiBjF

“……”

God dammit.

Shen Jun instantly felt somewhat displeased: “Where are you going? Not heading off to watch the debate tournament, right?”

Wen ZhiChu backed up two steps carefully: “What? I… I can’t?” aNqXyw

Skycat Genie whistled to the side.

[System: Not bad, young man. You know how to snap back now.]

Story translated by Chrysanthemum Garden.

“I just knew you were going watch. Why do you like Qin JiaShu so much? Do you need me to help you tell him about it? That there’s a homosexual who likes him?”

Saying this, he didn’t even look at Wen ZhiChu’s expression before throwing his head back and laughing boisterously. 6vXdq0

Wen ZhiChu watched him on the side, dumbstruck.

Looking at his big, wide-opened mouth.

If he keeps laughing like this, won’t his jaw dislocate soon?!

Will it really not dislocate?! abfUuv

Then, Wen ZhiChu silently picked up his foot and left.

[System: How come you’re not arguing with him anymore?]

Wen ZhiChu scratched his head: “Suddenly, I felt like it’s not necessary.”

[System: Why?] gP4ikV

Wen ZhiChu suddenly had a sympathetic expression on his face: “He has food between his teeth.”

[……]

Saying this, he hurried off to the auditorium.


When Shen Jun returned to his senses, Wen ZhiChu had already disappeared a long time ago. Shen Jun cursed silently in his heart and then also went to the auditorium to meet up with his team. f 0XcI

The teacher from District 6: “Students, we will be getting on stage soon. YiZhong’s students will be heading over soon. In a bit, everyone can get familiar with things first to avoid awkwardness on stage later.”

Not long after the teacher finished speaking, YiZhong’s teacher walked inside with Qin JiaShu leading a crowd of students.

This time, Shen Jun did not give anyone else the chance to step forward and charged in front of Qin JiaShu first: “Let’s have a brief chat?”

Towering over him, Qin JiaShu glanced down at him from above: “There’s nothing to talk about.” Oi2YT0

“Losing to me last time in the provincial contest made you feel very discontent, right?”

Qin JiaShu looked at him and then suddenly chuckled.

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Shen Jun was startled: “What are you laughing about? Isn’t this the truth?”

There were teachers and students around. Qin JiaShu maintained the mask on his face, but deliberately suppressed his voice to whisper: “Like you’re worthy.” 7hyJmc

Grinding his teeth, Shen Jun walked with him to the corner.

“Don’t fool yourself anymore. If you lose, you lose. The recipient of Provincial #1 is me, well deserved. Don’t keep pretending here. I know you feel discontent internally. Otherwise why would that pervert with a secret crush on you seek revenge on me?”

Hearing this, Qin JiaShu frowned.

Shen Jun suddenly laughed: “You don’t know? It’s that pretty boy who speaks with a stutter. He feels such injustice for you, but so what? I’m still number 1.” SyN b8

Seeing the other boast ostentatiously, Qin JiaShu didn’t say anything, but rather looked thoughtful, as if pondering something.

Soon afterwards, the teachers called the students to take the stage.

The announcer introduced the debate team of each school one after the other.

The announcer: “Before the debate starts, both sides may take turns taunting each other.” Oi41kQ

The students from District 6 already had a speech prepared.

When it was YiZhong’s turn, Qin JiaShu looked at Shen Jun with a smile on his face. Out of politeness, his voice wasn’t very loud; only the people on stage could hear him.

“You have food between your teeth.”

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Translator's Note

This means “feels no shame”

Translator's Note

aka talk shit to each other

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21 comments

  1. I hate the fact that the pathetic wannabe is the one that gave Qin JiaShu the idea that Wen ZhiChu has a crush. It makes me feel gross that he’s been even a teeny bit involved in getting their cute relationship started.

  2. The thing is, didn’t QJ already think he had a crush on him from the time he had to damage his uniform. I’m pretty it was implied QJ thought he wanted his sweater to …ya know. dirty minds will get it.

    • I think that was the other guy who wanted to vandalize QJS’s uniform as well who thought ChuChu was going to do something weird with it.

    • Him secretly taking photos and refusing to delete it, that uniform incident also called him a prev, him trying to startled qin and now this. Almost all his acts basically tbh. He’s the second one who told Qin that Wen likes him

  3. No at this rate I can’t even muster any hate for the cannon fodder😭🤣

    Also just saw that the title of ch 68 is “The Win Dog Heartbroken” 😭 I just know it’s gonna be peak comedy