Wen ZhiChu made a skeptical noise: “Did he really get circumcised?”
[System: 99% likely.]
Wen ZhiChu: “How are you that certain? Were you circumcised before?”
[System: My last host was.]
“……”
This last host was truly a vicious character.
Afraid he didn’t believe it, Skycat Genie continued to add.
[System: Otherwise, why would he walk so weird? Unless his cerebellum is not developed properly?]
Now this shouldn’t be something said randomly!
Maintaining a kind and pure heart, Wen ZhiChu chose to believe the former.
He looked at the strange walking posture in front of him; the other person might be encountering considerable difficulties right now.
Wen ZhiChu suddenly recalled Li-laoshi, who had been so angry back then that he paced around the office like a ceiling fan. Then Wen ZhiChu looked towards District 6’s bus again— who knows if that Provincial #1 came or not.
After all, even now, whenever Li-laoshi mentioned Qin JiaShu’s 2nd place prize, he still couldn’t let go of his fury.
Seeing that it was about to be the morning self-study class, Wen ZhiChu stopped looking further and hastily returned to the classroom.
With his head held up high and an arrogant expression on his face, Shen Jun examined YiZhong’s campus environment.
As one of the top 3 high schools within the province, YiZhong’s learning environment and teaching atmosphere were both pretty good. Not to mention, the outside assistance and investments— the size and condition of the campus was quite grand.
Glancing around casually, Shen Jun said with a scoff: “It’s nothing special, just average, not like our scho……”
Before he could finish speaking, he heard a companion next to him say: “Oh fuck, is that a fountain?”
“……”
With a look of disdain, Shen Jun looked towards his companion like he was looking at a dirty dog: “I have one at home as well. This campus environment is still missing some……”
The companion ignored his words and went to look at something else: “Oh fuck, the pruning on that bush is pretty awesome.”
Shen Jun: “l have that at home as well.”
“Oh fuck, the bird on that tree is so damn fat!”
“I have one at home as well.”
The little bird: ……
A student from YiZhong, who didn’t understand the reason for these words, heard him and subtly threw over a: “Is your home an ecological park?”
Instantly, Shen Jun’s face turned unsightly, as if he had eaten shit.
Seeing that all the students got off the bus, the District 6’s teacher started to organize and instruct them: “Everyone, follow the group. We will be checking out the dormitory later. The debate tournament starts tomorrow. After we finish our friendly exchanges with the students from YiZhong’s team, you guys are free to do as you wish in the afternoon, be it taking a good rest or taking a good look at YiZhong’s campus.”
Shen Jun grumbled quietly: “What’s there to look at?”
Unexpectedly, the students around him began to chat heatedly: “This campus is so fucking luxurious.”
“I want to go to YiZhong’s cafeteria and try their food.”
“Count me in as well.”
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Shen Jun couldn’t stand watching this and pointed disapprovingly at them: “You guys are really lacking in experience to feel that this school is good.”
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Seeing his companions ignoring him, Shen Jun continued to say: “Don’t act like a fawning xenophile.”
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Shen Jun continued his chatter: “You guys only know how to see the good in other people’s schools. Does our own school have no good points?”
Seeing no one answering him, Shen Jun felt slightly awkward and tugged at a student next to him with his hand: “Talk already.”
“Yes yes yes, the birds in our school are all in pairs. The one in this school is single.”
“……”
After a moment of silence, Shen Jun continued to compare and nitpick: “It must be eating alone to be this fat.”
A world was created in which only a little bird was harmed.
When Qin JiaShu walked into the classroom in the morning, he was immediately grabbed by Ji FengChang: “Damn you asshole, are you still human?!”
Saying this, he peered outside the door. Ensuring there was no one there, he said: “A box of cigarettes, you fucking smoked everything.”
Qin JiaShu shot him a glance: “I’ll replenish it later for you.”
“Now that’s more like it.” Ji FengChang: “Ai, I heard people from District 6 are coming to our school today. Even that Provincial #1 is here, I think. What do you think? Do you want the bros to help you……”
Before the other finished speaking, Qin JiaShu interrupted him directly: “Don’t do useless things.”
Ji FengChang looked at him with a strange expression.
Qin JiaShu frowned: “Why are you looking at me like that?”
“Asshole, don’t think I’m unaware of what you’re thinking internally, acting all human(e) with me here.”
Ji FengChang didn’t even need to guess to know that the Provincial #1 had already been ripped into 8 pieces inside this asshole’s heart.
Jiang Yu entered from the back door at this time: “Qin JiaShu, District 6 High School is here. The teacher wants us to head over there.”
Qin JiaShu: “Got it.”
He casually placed his schoolbag onto the table and then walked outside.
The school’s big auditorium was selected to be the location of the debate tournament. The chairs below the stage were arranged in a tiered seating style, capable of accommodating all the students within the school. If any student wanted to observe the debate tournament, they could fit everyone.
At this moment, the seats to be used in tomorrow’s debate tournament have already been arranged neatly on stage.
The students from District 6 followed their teacher inside and stood to one side.
Very quickly, the YiZhong teacher also walked inside with Qin JiaShu leading the debate team.
“Oh fuck, that person in the front is so handsome.” A female student secretly whispered to her companion.
“So handsome my mouth is crying tears!”
The young man on the opposing side was tall, handsome, and refined. He casually glanced over in this direction.
“This bro is not the regular type of handsome.”
“What’s irregular about him?”
“He’s so handsome it’s practically the opposite. Both dazzling yet reserved.”
Shen Jun recognized the other. He had seen him at the National Mathematics competition before, but at that time, Shen Jun had only been observing with his father on the sidelines, unable to participate. At that time, Qin JiaShu was right there on stage.
Hearing the sound of discussion behind him, Shen Jun felt somewhat annoyed: “Can you guys stop being infatuated fools? Don’t you guys know how to show a bit of restraint. He’s just average in appearance.”
A few students glanced at him with completely speechless expressions.
At this time, YiZhong’s team had already walked in front of them. Both teachers exchanged pleasantries and then said to the students: “You guys can shake hands and get to know each other, make some friends.”
As soon as these words were said, 2-3 people walked in front of Qin JiaShu.
“Hello fellow student, I’m Li YanYan.”
“Hello fellow student, I’m Huang Xu.”
With a smile, Qin JiaShu shook their hands one by one: “Qin JiaShu.”
When it was Shen Jun’s turn, Qin JiaShu’s ink-black eyes darkened imperceptibly: “Hello.”
Shen Jun stepped forth somewhat impatiently to shake his hand. As soon as his hand touched Qin JiaShu’s hand, Shen Jun had another idea in mind. He planned to give Qin JiaShu a show of force.
Immediately afterwards, he started to secretly increase the strength of his grip. When his hand started to tremble faintly from exertion, he smiled secretly and went to look at Qin JiaShu’s humiliated face.
Unexpectedly, Qin JiaShu looked at him with a completely calm and composed expression. His face still held the same smile without the slightest sign of change. Then Qin JiaShu’s eyes narrowed dangerously as he looked at him.
Shen Jun was startled. The next second, he felt an intense wave of pain to his hand, which caused his complexion to change instantly. A huge force pressed his fingers together, as if his bones were about to be crushed into dust.
“You……” Shen Jun hastily pulled his hand out.
Immediately afterwards, he gave Qin JiaShu a dark look before turning around and swaggering away.
To the side, Jiang Yu said: “Why does he walk so weird?”
Qin JiaShu: “Maybe he just got circumcised.”
“…….”
Around the end of the 4th period, Wen ZhiChu received a villain’s mission.
[System: Villain’s mission. Speak ill of the protagonist. Completing the mission will reward 100 yuan. Villain’s score will increase 4%. Failing the mission will deduct 100 yuan.]
Hearing this, Wen ZhiChu’s eyes instantly lit up. This was a good mission.
When the bell rang for the end of class, the students left their seats and ran out like the wind, as if they were participating in a sprinting contest. Very quickly, Wen ZhiChu became the only person remaining in the classroom.
Wen ZhiChu opened his mouth and said: “Qin JiaShu is a huge idiot!”
There was complete silence in his head.
Was it not enough?
“Qin JiaShu is two-faced!”
At this time, Skycat Genie spoke up.
[System: What are you doing?]
Wen ZhiChu said directly: “Saying bad things about the protagonist. You can’t tell?”
[System: Have you seen anyone speak ill of someone on their own?]
Wen ZhiChu: “This is supposed to be a group project?”
[System: ……]
[System: What else?!]
Hearing this, Wen ZhiChu’s fair white face scrunched up as he mumbled: “I knew you’re not so kind to issue such an easy mission to me.”
Skycat Genie watched as this tyrant-at-home rebuke itself in the face: ……
Wen ZhiChu felt somewhat distressed on his way to the cafeteria. Qin JiaShu had devoted fans everywhere. If he spoke to fellow students, he’d definitely cause a public outrage.
After eating lunch, he planned to rest in the dormitory. When he passed a quiet corner, he suddenly heard a burst of profanities.
“God dammit. No matter how awe-inspiring, did you not end up losing to me? I was able to become number 1, that means I’m always a head above you.”
Wen ZhiChu poked his head out curiously and saw that circumcised bro.
At this time, the other was standing under a concealed tree.
As soon as Shen Jun looked up, he saw Wen ZhiChu: “What are you looking at?!”
Wen ZhiChu jumped in fright: “No…nothi……”
He originally planned to go. Unexpectedly, he heard the other say the next second: “Qin JiaShu, you just fucking wait.”
Wen ZhiChu halted in his steps and then turned around to look at the other: “Are…are you saying bad things about Qin JiaShu?”
Shen Jun furrowed his brows: “What, can I not?!”
Wen ZhiChu said energetically: “To…together.”
Startled, Shen Jun looked at Wen ZhiChu’s school uniform: “You’re from YiZhong?”
He nodded.
“You also hate Qin JiaShu?”
Wen ZhiChu didn’t say anything this time. He didn’t hate the other; in fact he felt somewhat guilty, but right now he had a mission to complete.
Seeing that he didn’t reply, Shen Jun said: “What’s your name?”
“Wen…Wen ZhiChu.”
“Wen ShiChu?”
Skycat Genie: [Hahahahahahahaha.]
Wen ZhiChu: “……Wen ZhiChu. What…what about you?”
“I’m Shen Jun.”
Wen ZhiChu was startled. Wasn’t that the name of the Provincial #1. His name was still in the folder.
Shen Jun looked at his height and examined him up and down: “How tall are you?”
“1.79 meters.” Wen ZhiChu: “What are you?”
Shen Jun: “I’m 1.7 meters.”
Hearing this, Wen ZhiChu said to himself, ‘oh oh, so only 1.65’.
Shen Jun: “Let me ask you. Is Qin JiaShu really good at pretending to be amazing at school or what? I don’t even know what other people like him for. He seemed pretty average in looks. His height is not even outstanding. Now someone like Yao Ming, would be considered tall.”
Wen ZhiChu nodded in agreement and started to speak malicious words together with him: “If he wasn’t…… 188, his height is indeed pretty average.”
Shen Jun: ……
You know back-handed compliments? A compliment that is really an insult? I think Wen ZhiChu is going to be doing the opposite of that. Delivering insults that are really compliments. What would you call those?
Maybe a forward-footed insult? 🤔
Forward footed insult, this word goes into my dictionary from now on!
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This was a boomerang slap right to the mayor’s son … perfect!
that such a good idea 😂😂😅
Thanks for the chapter!
Thank you for the update ❤️💯
Chuchu is too pure to just directly insult jiashu 😂
Can’t believe I only just realized Wen ZhiChu is a black powder fan (is that the right slang?)
He huffed and puffed…and blew himself down! Such a silly bun! Hahahahahaha! Thanks for the update 🤣❤️🤣❤️😂
Poor little bird 😂 It ricocheted!
Thank You for the new chapter ♡(˃͈ દ ˂͈ ༶ )
LMAO
Thank you for the chapter!
system and jiashu has similar line of thought i see i see
thanks for the chapter!