Sun Bin: !
Sun Bin’s heart skipped a beat. Pupils constricting, he panicked for a second: “You…you……”
Sun Bin’s heart wasn’t the only one that jumped. Some classmates almost had heart attacks out of fear as well.
Oh fuck, good thing they turned off their cellphones.
Otherwise, this one ‘Siri’ from Wen ZhiChu would have wiped everyone out.
The math teacher stepped forward with a dark expression: “Take it out.”
Sun Bin didn’t dare to refuse. Glancing at Wen ZhiChu with gritted teeth, he finally took the cellphone out of his desk cubby and handed it to the math teacher.
The math teacher looked at him briefly: “Tell your guardian to come pick this up from me at the end of the semester, understand?”
Sun Bin fumed internally: “Got it.”
“Apologize to Wen ZhiChu.”
Clenching his hands into fists, Sun Bin said extremely unwillingly: “I’m sorry.”
The math teacher said a few more words and then continued with class. Wen ZhiChu returned to his seat and looked down to write the formulas on the blackboard.
[System: Hi~]
Wen ZhiChu: ?
[System: Hi~]
Wen ZhiChu: “English class is not until next period.”
[System: ……Hi~]
Wen ZhiChu blinked: “Skycat Genie?”
[System: It’s Hi! Skycat Genie!]
Wen ZhiChu swiftly ‘ohh’d and said obediently: “Hi! Skycat Genie!”
[System: What?]
“Why do you sound so weird?”
[System: How am I weird?]
Head filled with intelligence and compassion at this moment, Wen ZhiChu said: “Because you keep saying Hi to me. You’re normally not like this.”
[System: Then how am I normally?]
Wen ZhiChu said honestly: “You speak directly without even greeting me.”
[System: …… Are you saying I’m rude?]
Wen ZhiChu: “No.”
[System: Then what were you trying to say just now?]
“The truth.”
[……]
Skycat Genie kept it in for more than 10 minutes before finally saying: [Don’t you think you should give me an explanation?]
Done taking notes, Wen ZhiChu didn’t understand and he asked: “Explain what?”
[System: Who’s that little bitch, Siri?!]
Wen ZhiChu mumbled: “Why are you speaking so unpleasantly?”
[System: You’re even shielding it.]
“No I’m not, Skycat Genie.”
[System: It’s Hi! Skycat Genie!]
Wen ZhiChu: “……”
We’re sorry for MTLers or people who like using reading mode, but our translations keep getting stolen by aggregators so we’re going to bring back the copy protection. If you need to MTL please retype the gibberish parts.
“Ktja kjr bcis jc jgalolmlji lcafiilufcmf. Cgf sbe nfgs mbcmfgcfv jybea la?”
[System: No.]
Coafg j ofk wlceafr bo rlifcmf.
[System: Why is its name completely in English?]
“……”
Nfgs ubbv. Obbxr ilxf la’r ojlgis mbcmfgcfv.
Coafg Qfc ItlJte ujnf j qgbqfg fzqijcjalbc, Vxsmja Xfclf olcjiis ofia rjalrolfv.
[System: Then I also want an English name.]
Wen ZhiChu used his pitifully poor English to think of one for Skycat Genie: “Skycat.”
Qlat j rwlgx, Vxsmja Xfclf fzqgfrrfv atja la kjr nfgs rjalrolfv, jcv atfc fcaterljralmjiis ujnf tlw j wlrrlbc.
[System: Villain’s mission. Snatch an item that the protagonist desires. Completing the mission rewards 100 yuan. Villain score will increase 4%. Failing the mission deducts 100 yuan.]
Wen ZhiChu has already gradually gotten used to the bizarre content of the villain’s missions, but he still couldn’t help but feel excited upon hearing the monetary rewards.
Like falling in love for the first time.
However, when hearing this time’s increased villain score and monetary value, he still felt somewhat surprised: “The reward is so much this time.”
Basically double the amount of previous times.
[System: As it should be.]
Wen ZhiChu: ?
[System: The possibility of getting hit this time is also higher than before.]
“……”
As soon as the system said these words, Wen ZhiChu felt as if a bucket of cold water was poured on his head. His heart, which was palpating like falling in love for the first time, also received a jolt to reality.
After the end of English class, Wen ZhiChu sorted out the difficult topics of this class. He had a serious bias towards certain classes with the main focus being English. This was the subject that pulled down his scores the most.
In the last monthly exams, his comprehensive sciences were pretty good. His math and literature also jumped to 110 points. Only in terms of English, he plummeted downwards in a straight line and didn’t even pass with his 55 points.
As Wen ZhiChu studied bitterly, the English representative walked over.
The English representative was a gentle and quiet girl who was also quite timid. Walking next to Wen ZhiChu, for a moment, she didn’t know how to speak to him. After all, her impression of him was just like most of the other students, not very good.
Not to mention, one time, when she had her monthly, the other had seen her take out her menstrual pad from her locker and even made fun of girls for being troublesome. She didn’t dare to reason with this kind of vile character; however, she still remembered this incident deeply and felt extremely uncomfortable.
Sensing someone standing next to his desk, Wen ZhiChu looked up and immediately saw the English representative’s awkward expression.
He said somewhat surprised: “Excuse me…do-do you need something?”
Since Wen ZhiChu spoke first, the English representative let out a sigh of relief: “The English teacher wants you in the office.”
Hearing this, Wen ZhiChu asked: “Is…is there something wrong?”
“I have no idea.”
“O-oh… Th-thank you then.”
After saying this, Wen ZhiChu got up and went to the English department.
He has always been pretty afraid of teachers. Regardless of receiving criticism from the teacher or having a talk with the teacher, he has always felt very apprehensive and nervous, speaking and behaving very carefully.
When he arrived at the English Department, he knocked on the door. However, inside the office, there was a somewhat loud discussion occuring, which directly covered up his knocking.
Wen ZhiChu slowly opened the door and walked inside. Before he found the location of his own English teacher, he saw Qin JiaShu.
The other stood in front of an office desk. The English teacher of Class 1 held an English essay in his hand and was praising it endlessly.
“This essay will definitely get first place, no problem. JiaShu, your grades have always been outstanding. This teacher is very happy that you’re participating.”
Qin JiaShu’s face still possessed the same eternal smile: “Then I will be troubling you for the rest of the process, teacher.”
“No trouble, no trouble at all. I only have to submit it.”
“Teacher, if there’s nothing else, I will be heading back.”
“En, go ahead. Go ahead.”
Qin JiaShu turned around leisurely. However, when he saw Wen ZhiChu standingly foolishly at the entrance, his smile froze for a second.
Wen ZhiChu shuddered briefly under his gaze and hastily flashed away from the door.
[System: Young man, you look like such a mess running away.]
“……”
At this time, Class 11’s English teacher also noticed Wen ZhiChu and beckoned him over.
Seeing that, Wen ZhiChu eagerly walked over there.
Sitting in the office chair, the English teacher looked at him: “Do you know why I called you here?”
Like a stupid, directionless goose, Wen ZhiChu was dumbfounded. He didn’t seem to have broken any rules in English class lately, so he shook his head blankly.
The English teacher slapped the list of grades on the table: “Look at it yourself.”
Wen ZhiChu: “Teacher……”
“En?”
“I have already… seen the grades 3 days ago.”
“…….” The English teacher took a deep breath: “I’m asking you to look at it again.”
Wen ZhiChu obediently looked at it again: “I…I see it.”
“Did you figure it out?”
“One of the…student’s name is printed wrong.”
“……”
The English teacher pointed at Class 11’s list of grades. The finger extremely accurately landed on Wen ZhiChu’s name.
Showing clearly that she had practiced this plenty on a regular basis.
“Just look at your English grade!”
She has been hearing lately that Wen ZhiChu started studying now. At first, she didn’t believe it at all. After all, in the last monthly exams, he had only received 55 points.
However, after she looked at the list of grades. Well damn, this guy did indeed start studying. It’s only that English was not on his agenda.
The English teacher: “Wen ZhiChu, tell me the truth. Do you have some kind of grudge towards this teacher?”
Wen ZhiChu hastily shook his head in shock: “No…no.”
“Then what’s going on with your English grade?”
For a moment, Wen ZhiChu clasped his fingers together tightly, unable to speak.
“Was your English taught by the neighboring biology teacher? Testing so low?”
The innocent biology teacher was randomly shot.
Seeing Wen ZhiChu about to open his mouth and give the correct answer, the English teacher hastily added: “Don’t say I taught you.”
Wen ZhiChu: “Na…naturally, it was self-taught.”
Very good, skipping over her directly.
The English teacher felt a headache briefly, then she said in disappointment: “I hope you will pay attention to every English class seriously in the future.”
Wen ZhiChu hastily nodded: “I… I will.”
“Study well. You have a lot of room for improvement.”
[System: Failing students naturally have a lot of room for improvement.]
Wen ZhiChu: ……
Finals will be coming up next. The English teacher said: “So tell me how much you can improve on your English final exam that’s coming up next.”
Wen ZhiChu froze for a moment and then held out his palm. Seeing this, the English teacher finally felt satisfied.
“You can head back.”
Wen ZhiChu swiftly walked out of the English department.
[System: 50 points more? Do you not know how to leave yourself a little leeway?]
Wen ZhiChu: “I…I did.”
[System: ?]
“The teacher didn’t ask how many points. If I test well, then we agreed on 50 points.”
[System: If you don’t test well?]
Wen ZhiChu blushed: “5 points.”
He might not be able to score 50 more points, but he can still strive for 5.
When the afternoon classes ended, Wen ZhiChu went to the cafeteria to eat dinner. He ordered one dish of meat and one dish of vegetables. After eating, he felt it was a bit salty so he decided to go to the school supermarket to buy a bottle of water to drink.
The time was 5:30pm. The summer sun was still bright and shining. He walked into the supermarket and stopped next to the shelf that sold water. He had planned to buy the cheapest, but he suddenly made an astonishing discovery.
The small bottle of water, which was 500mL, cost 2 yuan per bottle. The large bottle of water, which was 1300mL, however, cost 6 yuan.
Wen ZhiChu mumbled: “After calculating, it doesn’t seem to be worth it. Are people really going to buy that?”
[System: This is not an issue of money.]
Wen ZhiChu: ?
[System: It’s an issue of stupidity.]
“……”
Wen ZhiChu originally wanted to take the small bottle of water. However, when he glanced to the side, he saw something fall off another shelf. Without thinking, he stepped over to place the fallen merchandise back onto the shelf again.
However, when he turned back around, he abruptly froze in place. He saw Qin JiaShu, who he had recently seen inside the English Department, currently walking this way.
Scared, Wen ZhiChu swiftly pivoted around again.
The other seemed to have just finished playing ball. He wore a black colored sports jersey with white numbers and stripes.
One of his companions said: “Qin-ge, the sports drink that you usually drink is all sold out.”
Before Qin JiaShu could speak, another person said exuberantly: “Everyone keeps buying Qin-ge one bottle each, how could there be more? Next time, we need to come and buy it in advance before playing ball.”
Qin JiaShu ignored the person’s teasing: “Buying water is fine too.”
Saying this, he walked in front of the shelf that sold water. Under Wen ZhiChu and Skycat Genie’s shocked gazes, he grabbed a large bottle of water.
Wen ZhiChu: ……
Skycat Genie: [……]
Wen ZhiChu practically subconsciously stepped forward and snatched the water from his hand.
[System: Mission complete. Villain’s score 14%. Reward 100 yuan.]
Wen ZhiChu: !
Seeing Qin JiaShu’s cold and detached, scrutinizing expression, Wen ZhiChu didn’t know how to explain himself for a moment there. If he said it straightforwardly, would the other feel like he was laughing at him for being bad at math?
The scent from Qin JiaShu’s body invaded his nose, a pleasantly faint odor of pine and snow. The other’s big and tall figure gave off a sense of intimidation just standing in front of him.
Wen ZhiChu fell silent for quite awhile before he said with a stutter: “You can’t buy…buy the large bottle when purchasing mineral water.”
Qin JiaShu looked at him with his arms crossed.
Wen ZhiChu: “It’s too…too diluted.”
“……”
MY BOY WTF
Thank you for the update ❤️💯
AHAHAHA He’s too cute!
Boi! But I would beat the orginal for making fun of peirod and that poor girl! Come out, you deserve good spanking (╯ರ ~ ರ)╯
Thank You for the new chapter (๑˙❥˙๑)
+1 Come out, we just want to talk! (งಠ_ಠ)ง
BREAKING NEWS:
THERE IS >98% WATER IN WATER! 😱😱😱💧
What is the other 2%????
😱😱😱😱😲😲😲😲😲😲😱😱😱😱
More likely you’ll have >99.7% H2O, but the rest is mostly ions, minerals, or some flavouring if it’s some special “water”.
Or more H2O filling up the remaining 2% 😁
That’s as much as in a jellyfish
The little banter between WZC and Skycat genie was though hahaha
Thank you for the chapter~!!!
TOO DILUTED LMAOO 😂😂
Thank you for the update !
Thanks for the chapter!
Adorable 😭
Thank you for the chapter!
Skycat calling out who’s that little b. Siri—just about died! This chapter was awesome! Ty for the translation 🤣❤️🤣❤️🤣
I think WZC should be given one- no two- warm up chances for anything he has to say. 😂
hahaha
you didn’t but it you got the money you can leave now, give it back and run
hahahahahaha! 🤣🤣🤣
thanks for the chapter!