The chubby blue cat from Ruan Yan’s house was now twisting its body into an “S” shape. Its paws were lightly resting on Ruan Yan’s hand, sometimes heavy, sometimes light, while its tail swayed back and forth.
Suddenly, it got up from the sofa, intending to knead on Ruan Yan.
Ruan Yan, holding his phone, mercilessly rejected its advances.
He thought to himself, the way this cat is trying to flirt with him is not charming at all, not even close to his style when he flirted with Chu Nan while crossdressing.
Absolutely rejected.
Ruan Yan sat up coldly, with Chu Nan recording on his phone like a predatory lion capturing a white rabbit: “Yan Yan, why do you want to struggle but also not want to struggle?”
Ruan Yan took a deep breath. “I want to struggle because I’m a girl, of course I feel embarrassed~ Not struggling is because… Chu Nan, I want to be close to you~”
With his eyes closed, Chu Nan enjoyed Ruan Yan’s voice. He thought that with his eyes closed, he would imagine Ruan Yan looking shy and coquettish in women’s clothing.
But the reality was that Ruan Yan was wearing a green dress with a bow, expressionless, cold-faced, and constantly coaxing words from his red lips.
Deceiver.
Chu Nan felt especially annoyed and honestly wanted to explode.
Continuing to coax, “Why do you want to be close to me?”
Ruan Yan thought to himself, do you just want to hear others praise you?
He softly said, “Because you are handsome and tall, with great strength and stamina~”
Chu Nan chuckled softly. “Stamina?”
He remembered Ruan Yan’s various deceptions and made a sarcastic remark, “What’s the use of stamina?”
Ruan Yan raised an eyebrow. Was he driving?
Sure, go ahead, it’s just over the phone anyway.
Ruan Yan said, “Hmph~ You’re so annoying, what’s the use of stamina… I don’t know what use it has, but I just like it.”
Chu Nan couldn’t stand being teased anymore and fiercely said, “What if my stamina is too much for you to handle!”
Ruan Yan had been practicing boxing every day recently and felt confident. “I can handle it.”
He hesitated for a moment. “…Can’t handle it?”
“Hmph~ That’s great, I like it that way~ It’s best if I can’t handle it, it’s best if my whole body can’t move.”
Ruan Yan felt invincible. As a man, he wasn’t afraid of these things at all. Instead, he sarcastically mocked Chu Nan.
Chu Nan’s eyes were turning red.
The blue cat from Ruan Yan’s house was unhappy with being ignored: “Meow~”
To tell the truth, Ruan Yan was somewhat of a cat lover, otherwise he wouldn’t let the cat curl up on him even though he had slight cleanliness issues.
The cutest thing about cats was their meowing.
But Chu Nan said, “Your cat? Its meows aren’t as charming as yours.”
Ruan Yan:…
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He rarely blushed, but now he said seriously, “Don’t talk nonsense. My cat used to meow a few times, and all the nearby cats would come to find it.”
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Today, Ruan Yan also dressed up as Ran Yan to go to class.
His desk was piled with a bunch of papers that needed to be corrected over the past few days.
Ruan Yan didn’t do them. Firstly, it was boring to glance over and know the answers, and secondly, when he was Ran Yan, he was a poor student.
Ju Ping had been paying attention to him: “Brother Chu, Ran Yan can’t answer the questions. Hurry up and help her.”
“Aren’t you trying to reconcile with her?”
Chu Nan did want to reconcile openly and honestly, but… the other party was Ruan Yan, the first in the grade. Should he go to tutor her?
Sure!
Chu Nan remembered that when Ruan Yan was tutoring him before, Ruan Yan had a slight OCD. When he explained the questions, every sentence had to be precise.
If it wasn’t a clearly defined sentence, Ruan Yan wouldn’t say it at all.
Chu Nan walked over. “Yan Yan, don’t know how to answer the questions?”
Ruan Yan, playing the role of Ran Yan, wanted to improve her grades, so she wouldn’t deny it.
Ran Yan responded with a sound.
Chu Nan immediately sat down to teach her. He didn’t consider subjects like math and physics; he was now teaching slowly.
Common knowledge questions.
“Who is the author of ‘The Biography of Mr. Wu Liu’?”
Chu Nan asked if Ran Yan knew. Ran Yan shook her head. After all, to highlight the female protagonist Su Xue, the worst subject for Ran Yan was Chinese.
Chu Nan smiled. “You don’t know this? The author is Liu Zongyuan. Why else would it be called Mr. Wu Liu?”
Ran Yan:…
He found it a bit unbearable, but he endured it. It was just one question, no big deal.
Seeing him endure, Chu Nan’s eyes narrowed. He wanted to open up, but Ruan Yan was too cunning. He had to take it slowly.
“What does ‘Peaceful white snow’ mean?”
Chu Nan said, “It means the weather is very good.”
Ruan Yan:…
He mechanically wrote down one wrong answer after another, feeling goosebumps all over his body.
Ruan Yan was the type to prefer handing in a blank paper rather than intentionally writing many wrong answers.
He endured it to avoid losing face, until…
“Who is the author of ‘Lotus Pond Moonlight’?”
Chu Nan said decisively, “Phoenix Legend.”
Ruan Yan:… That’s Zhu Ziqing’s ‘Back Shadow.’
He couldn’t bear it anymore. “Chu Nan~ I remember this question seems to have the answer as Zhu Ziqing…”
Chu Nan suddenly realized, “I remembered it wrong, you write Zhu Ziqing, finish writing and hand it in, it must be all correct.”
After saying that, Chu Nan lightly tapped Ran Yan’s ear as a reward. “You’re clever, little weirdo!”
Ruan Yan:… If he says anything wrong again, I’ll bite him to death!
He was about to get them all wrong.
And be last in the class again.
Seeing Ruan Yan’s expression, Chu Nan secretly thought, continued to pretend, you first place pretending to be last in the grade.
If Ran Yan argued with him, Chu Nan could take advantage of the situation to curry favor.
After a moment of silence, Ruan Yan felt particularly dejected. “Hmph… don’t kiss me in the classroom next time.”
Next time, I’ll kiss you in bed, Chu Nan thought to himself.
Ran Yan handed in his papers by himself, then found fault and ignored Chu Nan all morning.
In the afternoon, just before school was over, Ruan Yan remembered his appointment with Su Xue and changed his clothes to go meet her.
Su Xue was wearing a white dress and sitting in the pavilion. “Ruan Yan.”
Ruan Yan said, “This time you can be clearer.”
Su Xue pondered for a moment. “Ruan Yan, I know you like me a little, but you like Ran Yan more. Even though I don’t know what’s good about her, everyone likes her.”
When Ruan Yan was the campus antagonist, he was a playboy. If he couldn’t get Su Xue, he would at most flirt with her, but he wouldn’t really be her lapdog.
Ruan Yan said, “It’s a pity. Since you don’t plan to be with me, there’s no need to reminisce.”
There was a hint of disappointment in Su Xue’s eyes. In fact, she hoped Ruan Yan would continue to like her.
Su Xue tried to salvage the situation. “It doesn’t matter whether I plan to or not, you don’t truly love me.”
She shook her head with a bitter smile. “Forget it, it’s meaningless for me to tell you these things, Ruan Yan, help me one last time, dispel my obsession, and afterwards, Ran Yan will be yours too, okay?”
She took out a love letter. “Help me pass this on to Chu Nan. Whenever he sees me now… he walks away.”
Chu Nan would think of his green face when he saw Su Xue and didn’t even want to see her.
Ruan Yan knew that in the original plot, Su Xue managed to win Chu Nan’s heart through her persistence with love letters.
But Su Xue’s love letter offensive wasn’t smooth sailing. At one point, the antagonist Ruan Yan intervened and intercepted Su Xue’s love letter, claiming it was written to him.
Now Ruan Yan had to follow the original plot, which was also one of his tasks.
At this moment, Chu Nan should be playing basketball on the playground.
Ruan Yan walked under the scorching sun to the playground. He was thinking about how to make Chu Nan feel the most arrogant, and Chu Nan had already seen him and the pinkish thing in his hand that looked like a love letter.
Chu Nan frowned, threw the ball to Zhang Yang, and walked over with large steps. “What are you doing here?”
The sun was so strong that he might cry from being sunburnt.
Although Chu Nan was talking, he kept staring at the love letter in Ruan Yan’s hand.
Ruan Yan thought he recognized Su Xue’s love letter envelope, and with a cold sneer, he said, “Why do you care? Are you going to hit me again?”
Under such a blazing sun, he would cry soon.
Although Chu Nan’s words were harsh, he kept his eyes on the love letter in Ruan Yan’s hand.
Ruan Yan thought Chu Nan was jealous of him receiving a love letter and said coldly, “You dare to touch me? I’ll tell Grandma Chu and the principal.”
Chu Nan’s face darkened as he leaned in closer to him. Ruan Yan stiffened as he felt Chu Nan’s… huge thing pressing against his back, which was less fleshy and a bit painful.
Chu Nan just wanted to look at Ruan Yan’s face and back, he thought he could confess when it was in the dark.
Ruan Yan’s body stiffened. “What are you doing? Not leaving?”
Chu Nan said, “Are you Yan Yan? Why do you command me?”
He hinted, “You’re afraid, but it’s no use. If you’re Yan Yan, I can let you go immediately.”
Chu Nan knew Ran Yan was timid, and he thought Ruan Yan should confess in this situation.
As long as he admitted it, Chu Nan wouldn’t mess with him.
Unfortunately, Ruan Yan didn’t feel any danger at all.
Both of them were men, Chu Nan had what he had.
What was Chu Nan showing off?
Boys in their teens sometimes got too excited when playing basketball, and it was normal to have a reaction.
Ruan Yan coldly said, “If you mess with me, I’ll mess with Ran Yan.”
“Go ahead, mess with yourself. I quite like watching it.”
Chu Nan couldn’t stand Ruan Yan’s arrogance anymore and fiercely said, “What if I mess with you again!”
Ruan Yan retorted confidently, “If you mess with me, I’ll mess with Ran Yan.”
Chu Nan:… He’s asking for it.
He even took the initiative to come over, didn’t he know or was he pretending not to know?
Fortunately, he had recorded everything, including what Ruan Yan had just said.
Chu Nan was about to explode, staring at Ruan Yan’s indifferent face, not knowing what to do.
No, he’s so stubborn, he has to be taught a lesson!
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