Telling Ghost Stories At My Ex-boyfriend's WeddingCh9 - Ghost

Translator: Chipoholic

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Su Yu looked at me silently, his eyes calm.

My rice bowl had fallen to the ground and rolled away a few moments before.

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Neither of us gave a damn.

Su Yu stood up, walked aside, picked up the bowl, and placed it in front of me a few minutes later: I’m serious. qAgJZ

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I think there’s definitely something wrong with Su Yu’s brain. He wanted to get married? To me? A ghost?
Meng Po’s soup was still waiting for me. Who knew where I’d reincarnate in the next life? Was there any point in getting married now?!

For a while I was stunned and enraged, and I wished I could just put the bowl over his head.
Su Yu picked up the chopsticks and continued eating while talking leisurely, as if it were just a casual conversation: I thought for a long time on the day you left. I can’t do anything about life and death and I’m at peace with that. The only thing that concerns me is that I haven’t yet married you. Actually, I had been planning it for a few days, but I didn’t expect you to leave so quickly…

I was stunned.
Su Yu: It took a long time for me to choose the rings. You left on the day I made my decision. There was an issue at the merchant’s end, so they sent a women’s ring instead. I was going to have it replaced, but since you hid the women’s ring, it appears that you like it. So let’s not mess with it.

If I had a physical body right now, my expression would have been wonderful.
Su Yu: Oh yes, do you still want to ask about my marriage on your touqi?

I gave a nod. I would not have returned from Naihe Bridge in a rage if it hadn’t been for this.
Su Yu laughed mischievously and said: I went to the hospital morgue and requested that if someone walked fast and met you, please bring you a message. I didn’t have any hope but to my surprise, it worked. Do you recall who told you? I’m going to burn some paper money for them.
Me: ……
I shuddered as I imagined Su Yu standing in the morgue, facing the wall of large drawers full of corpses.

The enticing dog raised his eyebrows and asked in a voice that deserved spanking: Did you get angry? Are you going to be angry? You have to be. I was very angry when you talked about dying and when you died.
Me: ……

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Eh? Eh? This friend, can I have a word with you?!

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Su Yu returned after washing the dishes: What do you want to do at night?
This question really stumped me.
It is reasonable to say that since I have returned, I am still this thing’s sugar daddy. As for the inevitable and proper work that a sugar daddy and a little illicit lover should do……My entire body was nothing but bones. It truly was a case of ‘the spirit is willing but the flesh is weak’.

Why didn’t I just buy an inflatable doll ahead of time?

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In the past after dinner, two people would usually go out for a walk, stopping occasionally to buy some snacks or something. But in this situation, I didn’t want to waste time outside. FukL3p

Obviously, neither did Su Yu.
As a result, both of us sat, wide-eyed.
It was a truly extraordinary situation. We were both a little nervous because neither of us had any experience.

I thought for a long time, then took out my phone from the bedroom and typed: Shall we… WeChat?
Su Yu: ……
That handsome face had a very colorful expression.

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Actually, messaging on WeChat was difficult. We would cause mutual harm in accordance with our consistent “awesome” personalities. I’d call him a dog, and he’d call me a fool, accompanied by an army of expression packs. This happened on a regular basis, and we were evenly matched.

Su Yu went to the kitchen when I was tired and poured strawberry milk for me, making sure to mix it with incense ash.
Then the night went by.
Aimless, squandering time on pointless activities such as eating and waiting for death. hdF0KR

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But it appears that this is what I want to do the most. It made no sense and served no purpose. It was just a matter of staying with Su Yu.
It was nice to be able to simply stay with him.

Su Yu hugged me and fell asleep in the evening. He spooned me from behind, intertwined our fingers, and placed them on my chest as he had done so many times before.
His breathing was even and long as if he could finally sleep after so many days.

I was thinking about something when I heard someone call my name, the voice ringing beside the bed.
When I looked up, I saw a chubby man standing by the bed, gently trying to find my hand. He was affable, holding a briefcase and smiling with his eyes narrowed.
Come to think of it, he was actually an acquaintance – he was the one who picked me up when I died, one of the legendary Ox-Head and Horse-Face, a civil servant of hell. q54Bzw

At the time I died, just as I breathed my last, I saw this big brother waiting for me in front of the hospital bed. With a briefcase under his arm and a list in his hand, he asked with a smile: Dead?
If he wasn’t so friendly, I’m sure he’d be beaten to death if he asked this.

Thereupon, I also beamed and said: I waited for a long time.
Big brother waved his hand: Not for long, not for long. You have a great attitude, kid.
As he spoke, he pushed his hair aside, blocked a person with a fiendish aura, and snatched him.
Then he escorted me to my destination.

I thought to myself But now the situation is different.
Big brother still had a smile on his face: I’m here to remind you that today is the fifth day of your death. Touqi is the day after tomorrow. It’s time to return.
I floated out of the skeleton, frowned and returned my gaze to the sleeping Su Yu before asking: Do I have to go back?

Big brother exclaimed a little helplessly: Everyone asks me this, making me look like a villain. Of course you must return. Reincarnation requires multiple layers of screening. Only those who meet the qualifications are reincarnated after discussing your merits and demerits in Pan Guan’s palace hall. A lot of ghosts break their necks trying to get in… nv7OwP

Big brother was long-winded, but then his painting style abruptly changed. He looked at me and said: But you think about it well. After discussing the merits and demerits of your life, there must be some qualifications for reincarnation. The next life is still fantastic. You…
I looked back at Su Yu and didn’t speak.

Big brother came to a halt in the middle of his speech and sighed: This man in your family has a good life and is a promising person. His brows, however, have accumulated black qi in recent days. If this continues, he will breathe his last in a few years. Not to mention that his talent will be squandered. After that…
Big brother didn’t say anything else. He patted my shoulder and said: Dear friend, the separate paths of people and ghosts are not a lie in the script. This is the rule of nature. Nobody is forcing you to do anything. Whichever path you choose, Little Devil, think about it carefully before making a decision.

Big brother turned and walked to the front door. He vanished halfway through.
Su Yu rolled over in his sleep and muttered something vague. I had no idea what it was.
I returned to the skeleton, made Su Yu turn again, nestled in his arms, and poked deeply at his chest, muttering soundlessly: Beauty that harms the country ah….
Su Yu’s eyes were closed as he hugged me tightly. He lowered his head and kissed my forehead, mumbling: Little fool.

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The next day was still lackluster as one man and one ghost stayed just the same as before. Looking at Su Yu’s way of being too comfortable in his room, and remembering his previous appearance when he was fought over at his workplace by countless bosses, I felt that I was delaying this great young man from striving to build a great motherland, and intermittently impeding the vigorous development of the country’s economy.
It is really a grave sin.

Perhaps it was because I was tired from overthinking, I fell asleep in a daze as a ghost at night. The sky was already bright when I awoke, and the bed next to me was empty.
When I rolled over, I noticed Su Yu smoking beside the bed. A beam of light came in through the window and smoke curled in, illuminating his silhouette and dazing everyone who laid eyes on him.

There is a knife above the character for lust. I was really crushed by Su Yu’s knife.
You can’t really blame me for that. Mostly because he was a little too attractive when he smoked. I adore the way he smokes.

I used to wake up in the middle of the night and find him smoking by the window, holding a cigarette loosely between two fingers, blowing out a smoke ring with his eyes narrowed. His sharp jawline visible in the cigarette’s light was sexy and abstinent.
He knew that I disliked the smell of cigarettes and rarely smoked in front of me. If I saw him, he’d first ask me how I woke up. I never answered. I’d walk over to him and hug him, burying my face in his chest and leaning in a daze for a while. While I walked over, he would press out the cigarette, turn his head, and blow the last puff of smoke out the window, then turn back and kiss the top of my head, softly saying There’s still a smell of smoke on my body. Su Yu would raise his hand and rub my head while I held him tightly. He’d eventually take me back to bed and fall asleep with his arms around me.
Su Yu had never made any earth-shattering promises to me, but this was more than enough. It was really enough. YnQRkw

At this point, I looked at his silhouette, made a fool of myself for a moment, and then walked over as I had done before.
Su Yu put out his cigarette and smiled at me.
What a beautiful morning, what a beautiful lover, what a beautiful scene.
I walked over, overcome with emotion, as I had done countless times before. I raised my hands, gripped his waist, and rested my head on his chest, like in the past, when……

There was a thump.
Su Yu’s nose had been directly hit by my round skull.
Three seconds later, two lines of bright red blood slowly dripped down.

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Su Yu: ……
Me: ……
I’m a fucking@#￥%#￥@%@!!!!!

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