Transmigrating into a Cannon Fodder Fulfilled All My WishesCh17 - To Prevent a Tragedy, One Must Dance Like a Monkey

Upon arrival at the peak’s housing hill, Meng Yixuan almost cried as he looked up.

Using his prior knowledge, as well as the little information burst that occurred when he got here, his room was halfway up. mOjidk

Meaning that adding on to the hour’s journey to get here, he’d be spending the next two hours making his way up.

Unless, of course, he flew up, which he found to be the much better option, so he directly unsheathed his sword and prepared to get on it.

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Just as he was about to stand on top of it, a shijie called out to him, “Fellow disciple! I do hope you don’t plan to ascend your sword with a sect issued permission permit!”

The female was of a tall stature, accompanied by muscles of steel and a gaze that could light a hole through you. 2A1uRm

However, all of this did not deter from the fact that she was absolutely gorgeous.

Eyes that resembled sparkling emeralds; hair silky as satin; lips dyed crimson as blood, all donned by her to give the most exquisite “gap moe” vibe ever.

When he first came here, he thought something else of it but now he seemed to be collecting his interactions with the female leads like clouds on a rainy day.

Here was yet another of them, little miss second favourite. Her sense of justice was the best and she was the true personification of the saying that “even ten years isn’t too long a wait for a gentleman’s revenge.”

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In the original novel, before the protagonist’s ascension to the upper cultivation realms, she had a fiancee in her childhood best friend.

However, the protagonist, who’d seen her around the sect, went directly to her parents to ask for her hand in marriage, which they accepted to gain the favour of a powerful cultivator.

From then, her communication with her fiancee, and the engagement itself, was completely severed and the two were forced apart.

She went on to begrudgingly marry the protagonist. VKeQ6F

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Finally, she “sacrificed herself for the protagonist” in the final arc, the great demonic vs righteous cultivator war.

A truly pitiful tragedy if he’d ever known one, 0t9i73

But here she was, right now, in the flesh before him, and he was more than willing to save her from the future torment.

However, he truly didn’t wish to cut off her fiancee’s fated path as a ghost cultivator. She would even join Huli Bao’s sect! So, surely she wasn’t all too bad, right?

Meng Yixuan struggled to figure out everything in proportion to the world’s timeline.

In the original, it was only after the first secret realm and a fated opportunity in the library that the protagonist ascended straight up to golden core fifth layer from foundation establishment’s fifth layer, and this shijie’s tragedy started to unfold. d324Em

The first secret realm was definitely the one approaching, and the fated opportunity occurred the second the protagonist returned from the secret realm.

Therefore, realistically speaking, the encounter between Shijie’s fiancee and Huli Bao, who helps her after she becomes a ghost cultivator like the precious angel he is, would happen in about a year or so’s time.

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With that in mind, he decided to concentrate the wind qi and speak to Shijie directly, “Lei Shijie, what is your opinion on ghosts?”

Lei Ya turned towards him with a glare instantly, clearly wary of how he’d spoken only to her without the guards beside her noticing that anything was off at all. 7eoPTw

“They’re scary? I do disagree!” Meng Yixuan acted like he didn’t notice that her sharp gaze was directed at him.

“I mean, personally I think they can be pretty cool! Especially the gorgeous kind who join powerful sects because they were personally invited by the even-more gorgeous sect master!”

Lei Ya’s glare intensified as she realised that this disciple was talking so positively about demonic cultivators.

“You know, Shijie, not every ‘demon’ is bad. Just like how not every human is good. It’s not rare to find bad people nor good demons.” c1LIx0

Lei Ya looked on quizzically, reaching into her pocket to pull a warning signal out. She then warned him verbally, “what’s your intention?”

“I’d just like to tell Shijie that the chances of someone who’s been wronged and is then killed by demonic cultivators, who utilise resentful qi, becoming a ghost cultivator are high.

“And that the only difference between one and the other is the bodily composition. They are simply a different race, like demonic beasts who are just as conscious as us and can feel just as well as us.”

Meng Yixuan then performed a full bow and departed from the shijie who stood simultaneously paralysed and perplexed at the interaction. ozv2mj

When he reached the bottom of the housing hill, he saw a distinct footpath made from the hundreds upon thousands of journeys made along the same route.

The deeply inlain steps, from cultivators that walked as lightly as they did on air, was but a small indication of how absolutely horrifying the test for the permit must be!

An hour passed and he continued to walk upwards to the courtyard that housed his room. Then two hours. Three. Three and a half. Three hours and 43 minutes was the overall time that the journey up the stupid hill took.

And even his cultivator’s stamina took a dent half-way through because he’d attempted to run the whole way up like an idiot. QCGjMO

God said no and about an hour and a half in, he slowed to a slowpoke’s walk, much too exhausted to go any faster.

Actually, that was a lie. He got lost in his daydreaming by then and the gorgeous scenery all around was especially serene. So he took his time to get all the way up.

When he got there, he didn’t even need to go into his room to freshen up because good cultivators don’t sweat or smell unless done voluntarily.

He instantly wracked his brain for a sword technique so he could attempt some flashy swordplay for his own viewing pleasures. cpN56R

He found one, The Sword Path for Entertainers. It was a pre-human method that seemed cool enough and, he attempted the first move which he did perfectly, his body seemed to have the muscle memory of it.

He then proceeded into all of the moves he could, feeling that the style felt so elegantly beautiful that it resembled a swan dancing.

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The sheer brilliance of the method shone through beautifully to him, as the practitioner.

On the other hand, Gao Ling, who was bored and looking for a means of entertainment, almost erupted into a fit of uncontrolled laughter at the style he recognised. Vj9kdT

And the prodigious young disciple practicing it couldn’t even tell that the moves made him look more like a little imp dancing around than anything cool like he wished.

Finally, a good while later, the young disciple finally ceased his tomfoolery and seemed to glow as he began to read another method. Gao Ling had a bad feeling about this.

He, as a powerful alchemist, knew that the only things to cause such a reaction were either objects of extreme virtue, or a deity’s blessing. Either way, he was in for a whole round of a headache from his darling Huan Ge’s simultaneous bragging and secret jealousy.

But, who told him to care so much for the childish peak master! A sad sigh almost left his lips before he continued to observe his shixiong’s cute disciple. hdNamG


ahh i have 3 interviews for jobs I don’t even want todayy

i mean, ik i shouldn’t be picky but i’d decided after already applying that it’s better to only work for bigger chain companies and then i could just transfer over to the branch in my uni’s city but now it’s too latteeeee

anyways, imma get ready for one now so i’ll cya in a few days, little loves~ :blobsnuggle:

also, my loml is leaving for uni todayyyy!!! D= R46yI

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    • omg saying that makes me feel like I’m doing such a good job, I’m so glad you think so~ 💕

      i passed two and one was cancelled so i think i win~

    • omg he’s literally a little cupid and he will continue to roam the 6 realms until his otl finally professes undying love to him cos being courted is such a vibe

      they went awesome, no problemo~ <3

    • yep! the trauma kinda burns, huh~ i once went into an interview knowing absolutely nothing about the company except what i overheard in the room as well as what google told me xD