Chapter One (Character Counts: 1215)
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When others aspire to be scientists or astronauts, the Stand-in has already set his future ambition.
He wanted to find a job with more money, less work, and one close to home.
Unexpectedly, this job really came to him. He met a man on the road with a look of “I am an overbearing President.” When he saw him, he showed a surprised expression. Less than ten minutes later, the black-clad bodyguard asked him to meet his boss.
After the meeting, the other party was also very straightforward and explained their intentions directly.
He wants to keep him.
He thought about what was going on.
Is he good looking? He looks good, but not stunning enough. Not in such a way as to make an overbearing President fall in love with him at first sight.
Or what is he capable of? As if the overbearing President is thirsty seeking for talent? Presumably, there was no such thing. When the overbearing President met him, he was standing on the side of the road eating a popsicle with a stupid face.
So naturally, he must have looked like someone the overbearing President couldn’t have.
Sure enough, the overbearing President saw that he was silent and told him precisely what was on his mind. He looked a lot like an old friend.
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“I want to be affiliated with your company. There must be five insurances and one gold.”
“The monthly salary must not be lower than the average starting salary of fresh graduates from 985 universities in first-tier cities.” The Stand-in said, “Working eight hours a day, overtime will be paid, and if you have to go out to socialize, you have to pay for business trips.”
The President readily agreed and gave him twice the average starting salary. He worked from 7:00 to 9:00 a.m. and from 7:00 p.m. to 1:00 a.m.
“It’s okay to be on call but there must be a rental subsidy if I have to live close enough to your house. ”
“Transportation must also be subsidized if there is no chauffeur picking me up and dropping me off.”
“You’re staying at my house.” The President interrupted him, “I don’t like my people running around.”
“Okay, but during non-office hours, I can do whatever I want at home and you must not meddle.” The Stand-in said, “Let me go out once a week to let off steam.”
The President agrees to take a single break, choosing a day off on weekdays, and not on weekends.
The President said, “I don’t like idle people once they enter my house. You live there, so you must be responsible for cleaning the house.”
“No problem.” The Stand-in said, “I’ll clean during working hours. If you don’t want me to clean in front of you, you’ll have to pay overtime.”
“Okay.” The President asked, “Is there anything else?”
“Oh, the two of us have to provide a full body checkup every year.” The Stand-in said seriously, “After all, we don’t want to get any diseases, and can feel at ease with each other.”
“Okay.”
“I also want an allowance for my studies.” The Stand-in said, “I can’t go out, therefore you have to cover part of the cost of my enrollment in online classes.”
“Okay.”
“Hire once a year, and you must raise the salary for renewal.” The Stand-in said. “My part is over. If you have any needs, please raise them now.”
3
The President nodded with an indifferent face, casually picked up a piece of paper, picked up a pen and wrote with his head down.
He wrote a few points, also revised a little, and finally pushed it in front of the Stand-in: “That’s all.”
1, Don’t smile in front of me.
2, It’s not allowed to associate with other people or engage in sexual acts while the contract is in effect.
3, On all occasions where I am present, act according to my rules.
4, The dress must suit my preferences.
The Stand-in almost laughed looking at these requirements. Is that it? The first one is the legendary “You don’t look like him when you smile”? It turns out that such a person really exists.
“Okay.” The Stand-in also nodded with an indifferent face.
“After that, my secretary will give you the formal contract. Sign it if you have no problem.” The President stood up.
“It’s a pleasure to work with you.” The Stand-in said.
In this way, the Stand-in joined the President’s company, and the position was an assistant.
Five insurances and one gold, a single break, and 20 days of paid annual leave per year.
Food and accommodation are included. There is a transportation allowance, a study allowance, and a full-body physical examination once a year.
Stand in: I love my job. I have lots of money and insurance for cleaning one house
What a dream job lol
This really seems interesting
Sounds almost like a trophy wife!
Not really
True; trophy wives do a lot more socializing afaik
Someone don’t even pay his trophy wife tho (based on experience).
I almost wanted to have these job lol 😂😂😂
san lang what are you doing here?? you already have a job and that is to entertain me
😊😇
I want such a job 😭😭
Thanks for the chapter ❤️❤️
wow sanaol😆🤣
Where do I sign up for such a job?!
Thanks for the chapter!😊💙
Gosh they’re so serious and detailed without any shame that I’m cracking ahahahahaha omgeee.
I also want this job 😭
+1
+2 🤣
Wow what a dream job but again I can’t keep myself to stop smiling or laughing
How many times do I have to eat a popsicle while making a stupid face just so I’ll have a job like that?
I wouldn’t call it a dream job since you can’t easily resign in case of emergencies, client base is only 1 person, career path is highly dependent on the employer’s whims, and you can’t put it on your cv. 🙁
Oops, I replied to the wrong comment (sorry!)
dang, this is such a dream job. with how desperate the economy now, I can even willingly do plastic surgery if the criteria is just to have similar looks to the white moonlight, and some acting. maybe have to add “provide routine psychologist appointments” just in case there’ll be mental work damage, just in case 🤣
How do I get this job!?
I like how assertive the Stand-in is with his ’employment package’! 😁
Thanks for the chapter 💞
What a dream job u have bro.. 🤣👍
I wish this job was real LOL
Stop me, This contract is tempting me. 🤑
damn he negotiated so well for his job, where was he when I started working 😭 could have been an example
Can somebody tell me where to find this job 🤣 Im good at cooking and I’m a introvert so I don’t like going outside and I don’t mind being left alone, I can clean the house too 🤣come on hire me!! 🤣