Translator: EllaBells
–Not proofread/edited by another pair of eyes, please ping me on discord if you notice any errors or weird bits.
WARNINGS: 18+ only!!! Extremely explicit NSFW smut!!! Dubcon, oversensitivity, gaping, implied mind-break, and more. DL;DR, don’t say I didn’t warn you.
In the midst of the heavy fog, two oxen horn-like peaks loomed. A river of blood flowed from between the two peaks to pool into a lake. Blood scented gales whipped dozens of miles around it.
Hundreds of long black cords crisscrossed the blood lake like a giant web, all of them attached to the same person.
It was a shirtless man with red hair to down his neck. His back was bowed and each spine segment was buckled with an iron ring all the way down to his lumbar. At a glance, it looked like his entire spine protruded out from his body.
The metal rings were solidly locked in place by the countless long cords from all directions. As long as the man so much as twitched, he had to bear bone-shattering pain.
Under the man’s lightly closed eyes were blood-red pupils overflowing with malice and violence.
If someone from the demon realm passed by here, they would be shocked. The tortured man was actually the long-fallen Demon Lord, Chikui!
Three hundred years ago, Chikui led a hundred thousand demonic cultivators and broke through the barriers into the Human Realm, slaughtering countless people. They were like a flood of locusts, aiming directly for the Celestial Realm. But he was struck back into the Demon Realm by Yu Rue’s blade, his demonic nascent soul destroyed and his heart pierced through.
He did not die, but his top subordinate had long coveted the position of Demon Lord. So when Chikui was seriously injured, he used Nine Heavens Arcane Iron to pierce his demon bones and used dragon tendons as bindings to cast him into the Twelfth Demon Realm in one fell swoop. He also conveniently plotted for the blood lake to corrode his flesh to one day be refined into a tonic pill.
It had been an entire three hundred years of flesh and bone rendering agony!
Chikui licked his cracked lips, revealing two white canines, and gritted out the words, “Yu Rue! If you fall into my hands…”
He suddenly sensed something and immediately looked back.
A figure was walking slowly by the lake of blood.
That person’s steps were unstable, each step struggled with great discomfort. Even the fair ankles were trembling.
The legs were long and straight, shapely like those of dancers and martial practitioners. The skin tone was extremely fair and there was a shimmery luster from the soft skin. When walking, those long legs didn’t dare to close, as if containing something with difficulty.
Chikui raised his eyebrows and his gaze gained a layer of meaning. The approacher’s dick was completely hard, the round head rubbing against the lower abdomen and spreading a patch of thick and sticky precum.
There was no pouch under the manhood, instead an erect red clit the size of a woman’s pinky tip was revealed. It was pressed down by a dry and thorny berry. The wet and sticky bulb was squeezed red and swollen, as if nectar could splash out at any moment.
It was obvious that every time he took a step, the tender clit would suffer from inhuman abuse.
No wonder there was gleaming wetness between the thighs, plus a few bright red tallies. The sight of his fair and dazzling skin soaked in cum was especially alluring and seductive.
Who knew who’s pet sex slave this was, actually running to the Twelfth Demon Realm on their own only to lure people to fuck him as they please in the nude.
It was a pity that his face was hidden in the shadows, but he must be an outstanding beauty.
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Chikui watched him with interest and the huge thing on his crotch slowly raised its head.
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Chikui’s thin lips slightly parted, exhaling a stream of invisible air current. He swirled his tongue in a circle in his mouth, then flicked.
The other’s body trembled and let out a soft, suppressed groan. His right nipple was suddenly wrapped in a hot sensation, being violently sucked. It felt as if a soft mollusk-like creature had attached on. The bright red nipple was pinched out taut and trembled in the air.
He reached out to touch the aching nipple, but there was nothing there and he could only watch his nipple twitch indulgently, sucked by the invisible air, and then bound back to his chest.
A silky string of saliva adhered to the nipple and wrapped tightly around the base.
Chikui licked his canines, enjoying the aftertaste, “Such tender tits. Come here!”
The other’s nipple felt a sharp pain and he stumbled a few steps forward.
The shadows no longer hid him. The wet, sticky white hair was like soaked white satin, flowing with silver light, and stuck to his ice-cold cheek. His slim eyebrows were like frost and snow, his eyelashes like woven mist, encasing a pair of cold eyes that held a distant and aloof gaze.
There was only a bit of red coloring in the lips, wet and swollen like his nipples, displaying a mesmerizing yet innocent beauty.
Chikui froze and then burst out laughing, “Yu Rue, even you have today!”
He could see at a glance that the fragile translucent white jade-like body had been baptized by lust. It was devilishly seductive and full of hedonistic indulgence, as if even a breath of hot air would make him melt into a honey-sweet puddle.
He was nothing like the black-robed, white-haired being who sat aloof above the clouds, the jade flower who executed all the evils of the world, from years ago.
Chikui’s eyes were red with smoldering lust. He stuck out the tip of his tongue and gently licked through the air current.
He had been imprisoned here for 300 years, only surviving by sucking in the demonic energy around him. His tongue was extremely flexible and scorching hot.
Yu Rue felt heat against his ravaged lower lips, a velvety hot object stirring up the puffy folds and parting them layer by layer until they fluttered about like butterfly wings. The licks then circled his clit with squelching sucks.
He could only let out a low wheeze, feeling like the entire pearl was about to be scalded off. His lower body flooded and throbbed with a sweet ache.
The moist pearl swelled even more, squeezing out from the edges of thorned fruit until, snap, the barbed fruit broke off. The clit bounced up and was still convulsing when it was tied up by an invisible thread, which hung loose and gentle. Yu Rue only felt an almost imaginary itch, not even knowing his sensitive little bead was now under someone’s control.
The tormented place was relieved and Yu Rue breathed a sigh of relief. The prolonged itching pain had numbed his lower body and he couldn’t even tell if he was being licked or if it was his own wet labia rubbing against itself.
He looked up, but he could only see the hundreds of thick cords running across the lake, tied to the boulder in the center of the lake.
Step by step, he reached one of the thick cords.
The coarse pitch black cord was formed from many parts twisting together, gleaming suggestively. Every five to six steps was a bumpy protrusion covered in scale-like spines.
Yu Rue immediately recognized this as a dragon’s tendon, torn from the bones. It was still undulating as if breathing.
The dragon tendons hung at just an inch higher than his lower body. In order to cross the surging blood river, it was necessary to straddle the dragon tendons. He could only scoot forward inch by inch, relying on the strength of his inner legs.
The hundreds of meters of dragon tendon were tantamount to sensual purgatory for the currently naked him. His two puffy red petals would definitely clamp onto the rough dragon tendon and grind over it inch by inch. No matter if it was the swollen and gaped anus, the rubbed raw lips containing the branch that embedded into his womb, or the rubbed ruined clitoris, his sensitive privates had nowhere to escape. Everything would be ground thoroughly.
He was afraid that it wouldn’t even take a few steps before his lower body became soaked, enduring an endless orgasm while hung from midair…
But he had no choice. The center of the blood lake was the only exit to the Eleventh Realm.
Yu Rue parted his legs and tried to straddle onto the dragon tendon. The white and tender skin of his inner legs was immediately rubbed red and raw. The long straight cord, like a hot knife cutting wax, easily rubbed into his back cavern and groin.
He grasped the cord with his fingers and moved forward inch by inch with the strength of his inner thighs.
His cock was half soft from pain, the bright red glan pressed against the cord and drooled out sticky pre. He subconsciously tried to straighten up, but inflicted fierce friction on his clit from the cord, bringing a melting, grievous ache.
Yu Rue’s head dropped as he panted, and strands of sweat-soaked white hair fell into the hollows of his throat.
His entire lower body was feverish, and the uncomfortable ache spread from the depths of his holes. He was afraid of the stinging pain from the friction, but also thirsted for more of that melting pleasure.
He felt like he was sitting on a blunt knife. He wanted to shamefully cover up that tender place, his eyelashes trembling from the distinct pain and his eyes reddening. But at the same time, his hips squirmed back and forth like the lewdest prostitute, shamelessly revealing well-experienced genitals. Everything from his manhood to his back hole heated up.
Even after so many years of cultivating the Emotionless Dao, his body still wetly opened like a piece of meat that anyone could play with.
The dragon tendon beneath him was soaked in his juices, shimmering with an oily sheen. The wetness beaded like dew, hanging low on the dragon’s tendons as they slowly dribbled.
After struggling for five or six steps, Yu Rue’s thighs were already trembling helplessly.
He stopped abruptly. Two knots of tendons covered with soft scarlet spines were stuck together before him, pulsing as if alive.
Yu Rue’s fair face was flushed with desire. His lips were slightly parted as he suppressed a moan, only letting out a heated breath.
He took a moment to gather his strength, wanting to use his forearms to avoid the knots. The fair waist and hips arched and even the dip of his waist was flushed and sweating.
If someone looked up from beneath the long cord, they would see a fair and plump ass suspended above the knots. The bean was an abused and swollen mess, the alluring pussy folds opened with familiarity as they stuck to the wet inner legs. The two holes at the center puffed outwards as they gaped and drooled with desire.
Suddenly, the string around his clit was pulled tight, almost strangling the abused bean.
The snow-white behind trembled and he lost all strength, collapsing onto the two huge protruding tendon knots and swallowing them to the base.
The rosy caves madly opened in extreme pain and pleasure, the soft flesh twitching violently as the soft spines on the tendon knots violated every crevice. The pained ass twisted wildly, trying to avoid the endless biting, but the sensitive insides were completely penetrated, only able to twitch and get even wetter.
His asshole was stretched to the extreme, squelching with slickness as it sucked on the spines.
Yu Rue climaxed. The sticky abdomen spasmed madly but was forcefully blocked by the tree branch at the mouth of his womb. The cum flowed back up, causing his belly to bulge.
“Ah!” He arched his neck and cried out. His voice was still as cold as before, but it trembled obscenity with vulnerability, almost sobbing.
Chikui watched his orgasm with interest. Although white eyelashes covered his eyes, there was a light gleam between the lids as tears were forced out, falling down his cheeks.
The red lips went slack and exposed the tip of his tongue, constantly twitching and looking just as fucked ruined as the two holes below.
Chikui subconsciously parted his lips to hold that soft tongue tip through the air current.
This particular dragon tendon was tethered to his wrist. The moment his wrist lowered, Yu Rue was forced to slide forward. But those two holes were still stuck on the tendons and were almost turned inside-out.
Yu Rue’s legs were numb and weak from orgasm. He held the tendon with both hands to shakingly pull himself off of the knots. He leaned forward on the tendons only to drop heavily, letting out a sharp gasp.
His bursting clitoris happened to be caught in the gap between several strands of tendons. It felt like it was clamped down by a powerful clip while wrapped up by sinew. He tried to raise his hips and the bean was almost torn apart.
Yu Rue could only wet his fingers with saliva and reach into the gap to try to free it. His actions looked like he was shamelessly kneading the bulb to masturbate on the cord…
He couldn’t remember how many times he had cummed. Later on, his lower body just twitched unconsciously, his whole body practically melted on the cord, leaving only the overused genitals to swallow down knot after knot.
As he passed the last knot, the threads on his nipples and clit pulled taut at the same time, yanking the fragile beads outwards. The place between Yu Rue’s legs was boiling hot and he quickly slid down the thick cord as his lower half convulsed.
The large and small folds all parted, the flushed red and swollen strained to almost transparent. The vagina also fluttered open, and the plump red bulge protruded from between the fair legs, bulging like a cherry. The two inner thighs were also rubbed raw and swollen. Anyone who saw it would know that countless people had paraded through this unspeakably obscene bottom.
Chikui reached out his hand and grabbed Yu Rue by his clammy waist, jerking up a thigh to look carefully at the hidden convulsing parts.
“What a slutty whore, is it a Xianzun or a bitch?” Chikui laughed uproaringly. “Yu Rue, you’re finally in my hands.”
He reached out his fingers and pushed into the soft and wet cunt. The hot and soft flesh was welcoming and clingy and he mercilessly pried it apart.
Suddenly, his fingers touched an extremely slippery and hard object. Chikui pinched it between two fingers and yanked it outwards. Yu Rue, who was still lost in post-orgasmic bliss, suddenly started struggling.
Chikui restrained him with an arm and grabbed the branch and pulled. The firm ring of Yu Rue’s cervix had long been softened and deformed by the ceaseless jostling and stirring of the fuzzy branch, everything inside soaked in cum.
Chikui was able to grab the branch and yank it out!
The barb pulled on the opening of his womb and actually broke off with a crack. The bright red inner ring bloomed open. Yu Rue’s hands weakly struggled as his brows furrowed. He could only let Chikui drag the branch out bit by bit from the wet hole.
The pitch-black branch was covered with slippery fluids, every burr slick and dripping. It was easy to imagine the perverse torment the cunt had undergone.
Chikui’s adam apple bobbled. He held Yu Rue’s waist with both hands and slammed him onto his cock like a slippery fleshlight. The cervix gaped and was unable to resist, taking the hard intrusion to the very end.
The soft broken thorn just happened to sting Chikui’s enraged glan. He let out a growl and grabbed Yu Rue’s waist to furiously fuck the other.
Every thrust pushed through his cervix, invading Yu Rue’s softest parts.
Yu Rue’s cum couldn’t even squirt out before it was completely blocked off and thrust back into the depth of his womb. His snowy white belly bulged even more. The sexual fluids inside him were like a torrent as Chikui stirred him up and he could only spasm and cum onto Chikui’s cockhead…
T/N: I wanted to explain my translation of the title of this novel. The novel title is “脔仙” which is actually kind of hard to translate. “仙” is easy, just meaning deity/immortal/celestial. “脔” can be understood as lean meat or small pieces of meat, meat that is tasted/sampled from a dish that can be shared. There are sayings like “尝一脔肉知一镬之味”, which is “tasting one piece of meat is knowing the taste of the entire dish”. Essentially, very sexually objectifying in this particular context. But honestly, calling it “Lean Meat Immortal” or “Diced Meat” or “Community Meat” or something is just Nope. And I’m not a fan of just using pinyin for a title. Thus I spent way too long and finally came up with Splitting the Immortal because it is contextually accurate and acronyms perfectly into STI (because irony of safe sex and look, a sexual connection LMAO).
OK so actually, I wasn’t even going to look at this novel again until I’m much closer to the end (or finished) with my other project, Game, Live Stream. BUT! I realized I only got to be obnoxiously smug about my genius naming senses in DMs and discord chats and none of you readers have seen how pleased I am about it. This title is where my nonexistent translation career peaked, and I spent at least 3+ hours over the course of 4 days (this novel is entirely purple prose and euphemistic AF) translating Ch2 to ensure as many of you fellow filthy people know about my stroke of brilliance as possible. It fries my brain trying to translate this, it really does. Chinese smut, especially purple prose smut, requires so much mental gymnastics to make sense and sound smutty in English instead of just weird/hilarious.
Anyways. Thanks for reading. Maybe I’ll see yall in about another year if nobody picks this up LOL 
Ahhhh this lowly one bow to the great one EllaBells!🙇♀️
Thanks for the chapter<3 I’ll be waiting for you in a year! Have a good year ahead!~
I know how hard prose + smut can be to translate, so thank you for translating the Chinese smut, so I, the reader don’t have to 😌
You’ve done us all a service.
P.S. Your naming sense IS brilliant. I love it 😌
Does this mean another release is in next year…. I’ll have to start again coz I’ll probably have forgotten about it and my curiosity is already piqued coz now I really want to see how is this going to be a HE and ML too i want to know him
Thanks for the chapter❤❤ till next year ,, stay safe
wait so there’s 100+ chaps in this right? so if no one decides to pick this up, we’ll have to wait for 100+ years for this translation to be finished???
Thanks for the chapter!! See you next time!
XDD who will craft an immortality pill for us so we can survive till then? 🤣🤣🤣
Tnx 4 the chapter~ ❤
obrigado pelo capítulo😘
thank you for the chapter
Finally!!! Thank you for updating, but why is it next year again😭
Damn. Thank you for translating that. Imagine going off MTL this oh my god 😂
Thanks for translating!
A long time ago i actually tried to mtl this and uh i gave up pretty fast. So see u in a year loll
I… I actually am hoping so bad for you to continue this… /weakly raises hand/ I mean… I know just how hilarious poetic Chinese yellow books would be machine translated, and you just… Did such a good job in making this translation very??? Alluring??? Idk I just know this is… very hot. Thanks a lot!
Does anyone know where I can get more stuff like this to read?
omg, STI is such GENIUS!!!
lmao
god damn this novel is so good.
Thank you so much for the chapter! XD
Hello. Does anyone know where to read the mtl ver.? TIA 💕
Omfgggg, you stopped 😭 love thissss (I’m a bit incoherent bcz I’m so fucking h*rny bcz of this)
Please continue 🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻😭😭😭😭😭