Sand Sculpture Childhood Friends Are the Most LethalChapter 1

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Entry 1

X year, 1 January

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Weather: Sunny

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Everytime I see that guy, the same words always appear in my heart: God has sent an idiot to test me again. 

It’s New Year’s Day, and technically everyone would use this time as a chance to relax a bit. However, contrary to expectations, this guy did exactly the opposite and ran over to my house on this big day, pestering me relentlessly to teach him Japanese. 

The reason was simple, he recently started fooling around with a Japanese girl and was determined to learn Japanese properly to foster a better relationship with her. Although this explanation sounded reasonable at first, it didn’t make sense once one thought about it carefully. 

Firstly, him flirting with a Japanese girl, how does this have anything to do with me. (十▔皿▔)凸  Why do I have to sacrifice my precious holiday to teach him Japanese? 

Secondly, learning any language cannot be accomplished overnight, why does he have to choose to learn it on New Year’s Day (￣_￣|||), why can’t he just apply for Japanese tuition class after the holidays? 

Thirdly, since he managed to hook up with that Japanese girl, doesn’t it prove that the girl understands Chinese… Since a common language is found, why does he still need to make himself suffer? OTZ

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As expected, after this fellow heard my suggestion, his first reaction is to suspect that I think he’s troublesome and refuse to teach him. 

This guy’s sixth sense is really sharp, he’s able to read my mind so easily. 

But of course, I will never admit this.  hw7yan

I found myself a high-sounding excuse and told him that reading romantic manga and watching dog food j-dramas can not only help him learn Japanese pick-up lines, but also the ways to flirt with girls. 

If the girl is coincidentally chasing the same drama, perhaps they can take advantage of this to get the conversation rolling, and become good friends who talk about anything and everything. 

This guy was fooled by me and excitedly started his search online for Japanese dramas. 

But… It seems like something’s amiss…  v DsIe

Does this guy not have an internet connection at home?! Why must he watch dramas at my house?! 

It’s really… super irritating!!!!!!

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Entry 2

X year, 2 January

Weather: Cloudy 

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Yesterday, this guy actually spent the entire night at my house watching j-dramas. 

When I left for work in the morning, he was really still watching them. QUQ

En… the entire floor was littered with tissue paper, I don’t know if what he’s really watching is tragic romance shows or adult romance movies. (hopefully it’s not the latter, if it really is, I will hack the entire floor and change a new one) 

Speaking of it, when I left the house, I was really struggling to decide whether to lock the door.  z7BHNm

According to my past habits, I really should lock the door, but after having a very long internal conflict, I decided to not lock the door in the end. 

This guy insisted on staying in my house and refused to leave, so I should still leave him some means of subsistence and let him open the door to get his take-out… If he later died of hunger in my house, I still have to bury his corpse… 

Now that I think of it, the me in the morning is truly too kind. OTZ

When it comes to treating this kind of guy, I should really just throw him out immediately! Instead of letting him stay in my home!  OwiulK

Really, when I came back home to such a horrible sight, I almost suspected the one I left in my house in the morning was not a person, but a house-wrecking husky! 

Forget about the whole floor of litter, the key point is that he actually graffitied on my wall!!!

I was just about to interrogate him, but then this guy called me himself, and asked me if his present was pleasantly surprising and unexpected~

Right!!! The present he’s talking about is the vandalism on my wall!!!  ZHJcLE

It is indeed unexpected and shocking… as for whether it’s pleasantly surprising… ha ha, I really want to grab him and give him a violent beating, then get him to repaint my wall!!

This guy actually felt wronged after sensing my anger, and told me he learnt this in a manga.  Emmmmmm I really want to know what kind of manga this retard read! I admit I’ve watched quite a few anime shows, and yet I’ve never seen such coquettish behaviour!

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He graffitied on the wall in someone else’s home and still thought he was reasonable in doing so?!

This guy must be a sand sculpture！  odrsjN

chole’s notes: hi everyone, feel free to comment! and if there are any mistakes pls do inform me so i can edit it, thankuu^^