translator: loop
Cannon fire is the devil’s hymn. He caught a city in the sea of stars and gave it to God as a flower. God asked him: Have you drunk too much? ——Esther《Neverland》
Chu Si frowned a little, glanced at the unlucky “kite”, and immediately felt a headache.
That thing was tied to the dragon pillar, and because its energy field was assimilated by the dragon pillar, under the effect of attraction, it was pulled closer and closer…
It really was a bit like a reeling kite.
Chu Si’s head hurt even more.
The planetary fragment had changed from large to small, and its size and mass had been greatly altered, so the Dragon Pillar’s gravitational system and metric balance system were in the process of self-adjustment.
The unpredictable Sa’e Yang tethered an additional object to it, which immediately brought it into a new round of chaos and self-adjustment.
Chu Si could clearly feel that his feet had lifted off the ground, and this feeling of weightlessness fluctuated from light to heavy. At the same time, the rotation of the entire shard became obvious, within the range of normal human perception.
It was like standing on a turntable, with someone holding your heartbeat and despicably shaking it up and down…
This thought was really too disgusting.
When the dragon pillar was still in the development and debugging stage, Chu Si, as one of the main responsible executives, participated in a number of simulations, including this temporary imbalance of the pseudo-gravity and the orbital-rotation balance situation. This state of dizziness and panic was not unfamiliar, and could barely be tolerated.
But the two mops could not withstand it, and they both had nauseous looks on their faces.
“You get out of the way, I’m going to throw up!” Mop dry heaved, lying on the ground, “The color of my face must be terrible right now, I’m about to die…”
The bones on the side of Chu Si’s face moved slightly, as if he had gritted his teeth to suppress the dizziness, before he replied: “The mud on your face can act as three layers of skin, even x-rays can’t penetrate it. How am I supposed to see your face?”
This bastard’s mean mouth probably didn’t care about life or death or any occasion, even in such a situation where he was about to vomit, he still didn’t forget to insult people.
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When you are dizzy, closing your eyes can properly reduce a little bit of nausea. So Chu Si did not open his eyes when he heard this, but rubbed his temples with his fingers and said nonchalantly: “Oh, I’m afraid you’ll see more in the future.”
He was silent for a while, but still felt a little unhappy after thinking about it. Although he couldn’t see Sa’e’s appearance, just listening to Sa’e’s tone and voice, the other party didn’t seem to feel uncomfortable because of this weightlessness and rotation.
The petty Executive Chu was mentally unbalanced for a moment, and finally could not help but lift one eyelid to look at Sa’e. He really saw him standing steadily by the dragon pillar, with his hands in his pockets, looking at the pillar from a barely safe distance.
“I’m surprised you didn’t throw up.” Chu Si said, closing his eyes again to push down a new wave of dizziness that was coming up.
“I’m flattered that you still remember something from so many years ago.” Sa’e returned, “But it would’ve been nice to say that with a little less regret in your tone.”
Chu Si was so regretful that he didn’t hide it at all. “After spending nine years in the Space Prison, have you gotten used to this feeling?”
“Thanks to you.” Sa’e’s voice was a few meters away from him before, but now it was closer.
It was as if they were face to face.
Chu Si suddenly opened his eyes and saw Sa’e’s face was close at hand, leaning his upper body slightly forward, just like how he was studying the dragon pillar, the tip of his nose almost touching his.
Before he could react, Sa’e suddenly blew into his left eye.
Chu Si’s eyelids trembled as he frowned, leaned back, and looked up, “You—”
“But the prison doesn’t train this.” Sa’e smiled, stood up straight, took two steps back and said, “Try spending a few days at the edge of a black hole’s capture range and you’ll see that this level of dizziness is nothing to write home about.”
“A black hole?” Chu Si didn’t respond for a moment, “How did you almost get captured by a black hole?”
Sa’e tilted his head and blinked at him, “Guess.”
Chu Si: “……” Guess your grandfather.
A psychopath who exhibited this type of unpredictable behavior, from start to finish Chu Si had only met one.
But this person had known him for a long time, so long that it almost occupied three-quarters of his life.
For two people who had known each other for so many years to have a relationship like this, it could be said to be quite the failure.
The year after Sa’e had entered the Space Prison, Chu Si had thought once or twice what it would be like if they came face to face again, but only idly—
No high-level leader of a prison or the government would be willing to see the two of them in the same room. It would probably be a disaster and the end of the entire building.
Back then he never thought about this issue again. After all, Sa’e Yang’s sentence was staggeringly long, and the court clearly stated “until the end of the planet’s lifespan.”
One summer, Sa’e Yang forcibly broke into his office’s communication channel and left him a few messages, asking, “If one day we meet again, would you greet me with a smile, or shoot me right in the head?”
At that time Chu Si had calmly replied: “There will be no such day.”
There was probably something wrong with God, not wanting to him spend his days happily.
The self-regulation of the Dragon Pillar system this time was horribly long, and by the end the mop almost cried and said to Chu Si, “There better be an end to this, or I’ll take off the air displacer, and it’ll be over once and for all.”
Although Chu Si had personally experienced many simulations, they could not be compared with reality at all. The timing of the simulations was set, but reality gave no warning.
Fortunately, no matter how long it was, there was an end. After the mop pouted and knocked himself out three times, the dragon pillar finally stabilized. The pseudo-gravity had been adjusted to its most suitable state, and the orbital-rotation balance also operated freely. The invisible matter in the outer layer rotated quietly at a stable speed. With the buffer in the middle layer, the speed of the fragment in the inner layer was lower than that of ordinary people’s perception.
For Chu Si and the others, it meant they had their feet planted on the earth, and were no longer dizzy and nauseated.
However…
“This unlucky kite is two laps bigger than this fragment. If it is attached to one side like this, won’t the fragment overturn?” Mop really couldn’t help but ask.
If it weren’t for the two door gods Chu Si and Sa’e Yang standing next to him, the mop would have vomited a long time ago, but they would occasionally glance at him, so he didn’t dare to spit out a single mouthful. Now he was collapsed on the ground.
Since he woke up, it seemed that he had been in this position 80% of the time…
Anyway, he couldn’t stand up, so he smashed the pot while it was still cracked. Facing the gazes of the two door gods, he bit the bullet and stretched out his finger to the monstrosity.
The disc caught by Sa’e’s hands was mistaken by the dragon pillar as a part of the planet fragment, dragging it into the protective circle unreasonably, like dragging a dying dog.
When the Space Prison was first built, the technology used was imitating heavy-duty mecha technology, so the Space Prison itself had a certain degree of intelligence. If the complete Space Prison was pulled to test its intelligence level, it could almost be equivalent to a teenager who is about to mature.
A Space Prison with its thighs removed was about the equivalent of a sick teenager.
And this disc dragged in by the dragon pillar, the thigh that was removed from the Space Prison, was the equivalent of a mentally challenged teenager.
Under the effect of the energy field of the dragon pillar, the mentally challenged teenager was beaten black and blue on the edge of the fragment. In a rage, he stretched out a toe—
An emergency interface with a port like a clamp.
Normally, this emergency interface was used to dock with an aircraft or mecha that was temporarily visiting the Space Prison, but the already mentally challenged disc was unable to make a judgment call and mistaked the fragment for another aircraft.
With a few soft clicks, the emergency interface opened its mouth, bared its teeth like a dog, and bit the edge of the land, forcibly connecting with the planetary fragment.
An unconventional contraption was born.
Chu Si stared at the disc for a long time with a paralyzed face, before finally walking towards it.
“Top-heavy Executive Chu, what do you want to do with the kite I gave you?” Sa’e lazily spoke to his back and lifted his foot to follow.
You still have the face to say that?
Chu Si turned his head and gazed at him expressionlessly: “How could my proportions be top-heavy? Since your eyes are already so blind, I sincerely suggest that you stay aside while I go and see if I can scavenge anything useful.”
Sa’e didn’t take his coldness seriously at all, and continued to follow leisurely, “The long-legged Executive Chu, if I find a lot of useful things, do I get any credits?”
Chu Si: “…” Why don’t you get lost?
So much chemistry between them in 7 chapters, I can’t imagine we’ll have 100 more
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