translator: loop
“Don’t look at me with that expression. When I’m in a good mood, I change to something else.” Chu Si carried the launcher out the door as easily as if he had just finished his afternoon tea and was ready to go walk the dog.
Mop didn’t quite believe him: “Like what?”
“PA light-guided missile?” Chu Si answered casually.
Mop couldn’t help but ask, “What’s the difference?”
Chu Si raised his hand, pressed a switch outside the storage room door, and replied, “Missile tracks are more elegant and seem gentler.”
Mop: “Are you really describing a PA missile that can blast an entire cedar forest into slag…”
“En.”
The mop smacked himself in the mouth: I believed you! If I take your nonsense seriously again, I’m an idiot!
He planned in his head: If Chu Si insisted on provoking that terrorist, then he wouldn’t stop him, anyway, he didn’t want to die!
However, just as he retreated back to the side of the cryo-capsules, he heard a ripple-free electronic voice resounding throughout the storage room: “Lockdown system in the room is on, triggered self-destruct device enabled, countdown 10 seconds, 10—”
“What’s this?!” Mop was startled.
Chu Si’s voice followed his footsteps further and further away, “I’m a very suspicious person, and I don’t feel at ease leaving strangers to watch the house. Don’t worry, if you’re careful, the room won’t explode.”
The mop flopped over like a carp, grabbed the skinny little mop and ran to the door, not forgetting to bring the box with the sound-proof earplugs, “No, no, no, I changed my mind, I’ll go with you to get killed, I don’t want to look after your house!”
The big mop and the small mop squeezed out of the room, and the door behind them automatically locked.
The mop’s face was green as he took steps in groups of two and three up the stairs. When he caught up to the door of the villa, Chu Si was taking out a pair of lenses from a drawer beside him.
“You’re coming along?” Chu Si put on the protective lenses and walked straight up the stairs outside the door towards the third-floor terrace.
His whole process was unhurried, as if he had no concern the terrorist would become impatient and riot.
Mop put the displacer on for himself and the small mop, and said with a sad face, “I’m coming, if I don’t come, you will definitely blow me up if you are unhappy, what else can I do?”
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“Sorry, I just don’t really like watching people flounder around, especially when I have to get up and do something,” Chu Si replied casually as he stood at the edge of the terrace and removed the black outer pouch of the rocket launcher.
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So much so that his deputy, Carl, could not stand it anymore and would now and then ask, “Have they ever punished you before?”
Chu Si would always reply, “Who knows, don’t you think their eyes are always a bit guilty? I’m sure they’ve done some bad things without telling me.”
His tone had always been half-truthful, making it hard to tell whether he was joking or telling the truth, so after hearing this answer a few times, Carl wisely stopped asking.
“Fine fine fine, from now on I’ll listen to you.” The mop was startled with fear and showed his loyalty, even though his face looked like he had just taken rat poison.
Looking out from their perspective, in between the cedar forest and the edge of the shard, there stood a sharp black figure 50 to 60 meters away from the villa, with a pile of unknown materials at his feet, but other than that, the area was empty.
“Hey! My tent!” Mop subconsciously pointed at the pile and called out.
Only when he finished did he remember that an escaped convict was standing where he was pointing.
So he abruptly stopped talking, silently put his fingers back, grabbed the small mop and squatted down, covering his face.
Chu Si said, rather regretfully, “You’ll probably have to say goodbye to your tent.”
His voice was not loud, but the black figure had good hearing. After detecting the familiar voice, he raised his head and locked his gaze precisely on Chu Si.
“My dear executive, you finally couldn’t resist coming out.” He put one foot on the raised surveillance lens on the ground and his knee bent slightly, making his legs seem longer. He tilted his head and seemed bored, but there was a little smile in his voice.
“Sa’e Yang, long time no see.” Chu Si even raised his left hand at him, as if he was really saying hello.
“Long time no see, I’d be happier if you could drop my surname when calling me.” Sa’e narrowed his eyes at him, as if he was seriously sizing something up. After a few moments, he suddenly smiled and said, “By the way, I missed you very much.”
Mop: “……”
According to theory, shouldn’t the relationship between a government executive and a Space Prison escapee should be hostile? Why did this escapee open his mouth “my dear” and shut his mouth “I missed you very much”, was this deliberate? It should’ve been deliberate, right?
Mop suddenly felt a little uneasy and snuck a glance at Chi Su, however, his angle was off, and he could only see Chi Su’s chin and not his expression.
Chi Su seemed accustomed to Sa’e’s way of speaking. He didn’t take issue with the “I missed you” comment, and even responded to the other party good-naturedly.
He said: “If you were in prison, I could probably try to think of you.”
The mop immediately slipped and almost fell off the edge of the terrace: Mom, help……
Sa’e seemed to be very used to this kind of answer and did not care. He shrugged his shoulders, scanned the surroundings again, and asked Chu Si solemnly: “Don’t you find it boring in such a large place with only you alone? My dear, let’s make a deal, how about giving a corner to me?”
Mop: “…….” There’s another living being here, can’t you see??
Chu Si shrugged. “Unfortunately, I’m not bored.”
Sa’e: “Then I have another excuse, the space super-signal doesn’t like me very much, and prevents me from sending you messages.”
Chu Si, “Thank goodness, that brings me peace.”
Sa’e smiled, “Another excuse, I like this villa very much?”
Chu Si also smiled, “I advise you not to covet other people’s real estate.”
Sa’e finally stopped talking nonsense and lazily opened his arms, “I’m penniless, homeless, poor, and starving.”
As he spoke, he suddenly licked his slightly chapped lower lip, and added, “The one squatting next to you looks not too fat and not too thin, if you add a handful of seasoning…”
The mop was grief-stricken: “…………” You finally saw me…
He turned his head in a panic and asked Chu Si, “He’s joking, right?”
Chu Si glanced at him and said, “Not sure.”
The mop turned around and was about to flee downstairs, but was blocked by Chu Si’s foot.
“I think he might have some sort of sickness,” Mop said with a stiff neck.
Chu Si looked like he took it for granted: “Why else would he be in the Space Prison.”
Strangely, there was wind on this fragment enveloped by the protective shield of the dragon pillar. A thin gust, sweeping from behind the two, caused the mop’s goosebumps to stand up.
The thicket in the backyard of the villa was rustled by the wind, but Chu Si and the others didn’t notice.
After all, with a psychopath in front of them, who would dare divert their attention elsewhere.
“What do you think, my dear?” Sa’e asked, as if he was really being very reasonable.
Chu Si said calmly: “Since you’re exposing your scars like this, wouldn’t it be too cruel for me to reject you again?”
Sa’e hooked his fingers to the sides of his oxygen mask, which hung loosely by his side. Whenever Chu Si spoke, he would show a good deal of patience. At that moment, he looked like a beast that had just been hunted, lazy, and even gave people an illusion of “not that dangerous.”
Chu Si said, without changing his expression: “To be honest, I have prepared a gift for you.”
Sa’e showed some interest and stood up straight: “Gift? What kind of gift?”
The mop squatting on the ground groaned and silently covered his eyes.
Sa’e smiled and took a step back, opening his arms, his lazy tone still unchanged, “Come on, I’ll even close my eyes.”
With a lift of his right hand, Chu Si placed the meticulously prepared R-72 rocket launcher on the exquisite railing at the edge of the platform, aimed without the slightest hesitation, and fired.
The rocket rushed straight over, blowing up the sky.
That piece of land was already on the edge of the fragment, very thin, and it cracked immediately after being bombarded by the rocket. Together with the mop’s abandoned tent, a piece of land about ten square meters directly crumbled away.
“Per your wish, I gave you a corner, no need to thank me.” Chu Si said.
Standing on such a broken fragment, Sa’e was stunned like a big-headed whale on an isolated island: “…”
However, before Chu Si had time to shoot again, there was a sky-shattering, earth-breaking sound.
The entire fragment shook violently, and the big and small mop directly knelt down.
The big mop protected the small mop in his arms in horror from the shaking of the ground, and shouted: “Did you shoot again?! Are you sure you didn’t shoot in the wrong direction?!”
But Chu Si violently yanked him toward the edge of the terrace: “Not me!”
After saying that, he kicked those two people off the terrace and jumped down with them.
“Then who else! Wait! This is the third fucking floor—!!!”
Thank you for the chapter :).I am so looking forward to how this story develops.
thanks for the chapter!
To be honest, for me, who don’t speak Chinese names “Big Mop” and “Little Mop” is the best
Thank you for your translation 🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍
Ah I’m two days late, but I’m here now!! 😖
Really want to know more about little mop, he’s just been silent this whole time and not doing anything!
Lmaooo no hesitation, just BANG!