Wei Xuan watched as the little zombie girl led her group away, relieved that they were gone. He then held onto Du Hang’s hand and jumped down from the car roof, heading back to their residential area. There, he observed his zombie companions loading various ice blocks of different shapes into bags and then carrying them into the underground parking garage.
These zombies from outside could cause trouble whenever they appeared near their territory. This time, it was this little girl who brought three living humans and asked him how to make them have children. Who knew what other situations might arise next time?
Furthermore…
Wei Xuan rubbed his chin and squinted as he recalled the three people he had just seen. Due to the distance, he couldn’t get a clear view of their appearance and features, but he vaguely remembered that there seemed to be two women and one man among them. At least the little zombie girl didn’t get their genders wrong.
Otherwise, if she had brought three of the same gender, asking why they weren’t having children…
Wei Xuan shivered, and Du Hang, who was standing nearby, noticed and approached, wrapping an arm around his shoulder. Wei Xuan shot him a look, and when he saw signs of Du Hang trying to kiss him again, he quickly turned his head in the opposite direction. The lessons from earlier weren’t over yet, and he needed to continue educating this guy!
But then a thought flashed through his mind—how did the little zombie girl know that men and women could have children when they were together? He vaguely remembered asking her about it earlier, but he had been interrupted by someone who had no shame. At that time, the little girl had pointed at Du Hang and said…
“Have you ever secretly gone out and killed someone or a zombie?” Wei Xuan suddenly remembered this and asked Du Hang. After all, it couldn’t have been the mutant animals or plants that told the little zombie about human reproduction.
Du Hang pondered for a moment and then shook his head, “I don’t know.”
He had no idea who might have told the little girl about the concept of having children when men and women were together. He also wasn’t entirely sure what having children meant, but…
He remembered how excited the little zombie had been when she saw them kissing, shouting enthusiastically. Could kissing be related to having children? Otherwise, why would she be so excited?
Wei Xuan looked helpless and thought for a moment before asking, “Did you ever go out and secretly kill someone or a zombie behind my back?” At this point, he still hadn’t fully realized that there might be more to Du Hang’s actions and information that he needed to understand for a comprehensive analysis.
Du Hang pondered again and then replied seriously, “No, I haven’t killed anyone.”
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This also led to Wei Xuan still wondering, “Yeah… When we were together, you never… Wait a minute!”
Although there were hints of more information about zombies and the closest thing to reality in this post-apocalyptic world hidden in what Du Hang hadn’t explained, Wei Xuan hadn’t thought of that yet.
He had pushed aside those thoughts and had come up with a more immediate concern: “Could it have been when we went to that foam can factory? Didn’t you kill a madman back then?! And it was in front of that little zombie girl!”
Du Hang thought for a moment and nodded. He had killed very few living humans with his own hands, and it was easy for him to remember.
Wei Xuan breathed a sigh of relief, his expression turning fierce as he vented some pent-up frustration. “Fortunately, you killed him back then. Otherwise, who knows what he would have incited that little zombie girl to do?”
“He had only cooperated with the zombies for about a year or so, but he had already taught them how to set traps and ambush humans. He even taught them to make humans reproduce for the zombies to eat… And I might have died at his hands in my previous life. Considering all of this, his early death was a great contribution to this world.”
Du Hang, who was standing by, nodded obediently. “If we encounter him again, I’ll kill him again.”
Wei Xuan chuckled, realizing that the guy had been killed once already, and Wei Xuan had even seen his corpse later on. It was impossible for someone who couldn’t even become a zombie to be killed twice.
He laughed, thinking that they were already back in their residential area anyway…
As Wei Xuan had relaxed a bit and was prepared to endure Du Hang’s affectionate gestures for a while, he “heard” the nearby zombies who were working as laborers complaining indignantly.
“Taking advantage, taking advantage, taking advantage…”
“Eating tofu, eating tofu, eating tofu…”
“Want kisses, want kisses, want kisses…”
Wei Xuan angrily grabbed Du Hang’s hand and shot him a fierce glare before storming back to their room. He had originally planned to check on the situation in the underground parking garage, but this guy’s antics had made him lose face, and he couldn’t bear to stay near the group of rowdy zombies.
In the residential area, the zombie companions were diligently moving blocks of ice. Although the ice had partially melted to make it easier to pour, the sudden drop in temperature over the past few days caused the melted edges to freeze over again quickly.
On the other side, the little zombie girl, leading the way, swung her legs as she sat astride a larger zombie’s neck. Before long, the group of zombies had returned to their usual spot.
Pointing in a certain direction, the little zombie girl issued a command that humans couldn’t hear but zombies could. Three zombies, each carrying a living person, quickly ran in the direction outside the city. After a while, they arrived at a semi-collapsed building on the outskirts of the city and left the three humans there reluctantly, taking one step back for every three steps they took.
The unfortunate trio initially lay on the ground in a daze, not moving for a long time. However, after a while, they realized that there were no zombies cutting their flesh, and they weren’t being forcibly pressed together as if there were no zombies around at all.
Once they came to their senses, they looked around and discovered that they were in a semi-collapsed convenience store instead of the pitch-black basement of the mall where they had been staying.
“Where are the zombies?” one of them asked hoarsely.
The other two stared around in shock for a long time before they struggled to sit up and looked out towards the broken walls.
None, none, none! There were no signs of zombies in the vicinity at all!
One of the women suddenly pointed in the direction of the city and asked in a trembling voice, “Isn’t that the city over there? I remember, I was caught by zombies after entering there!”
The other two immediately perked up, looking around at the nearby buildings and then laughing and crying like madmen.
Although they didn’t know what had happened, the current situation made it clear to them—they were without zombies!
Perhaps they had been thrown out by the zombies. Perhaps the terrifying ordeal they had experienced before had all been a bad dream. But whatever the reason, they seemed to have been temporarily saved!
“Did, did I hear someone talking before?” one of the women suddenly remembered something and asked the others in a hoarse voice.
“Maybe, it seemed like I heard something,” the other woman replied, huddling up and trying to remember before nodding.
The only man among them was lying on his back, and when he heard this, he laughed and said, “Who cares? Maybe they threw us out because they found fresher food. Damn it, at least I made it out alive!”
Regardless of the reason, they had temporarily escaped. The three of them grabbed handfuls of nearby clean snow and took a few bites to replenish their fluids and regain their strength. Afterward, they huddled together to discuss their next steps. All three of them had been on missions outside the nearby base before. They had been unlucky enough to be caught by zombies when they entered the city, kept alive as reserves for a time.
While this was the key reason they had managed to escape now, they didn’t want to reveal this fact to the survivors in the base. So they decided that when they returned, they would claim they had encountered zombies while they were out and had gotten separated from the rest of the group. They had hidden in a building on the outskirts of the city and only found their way back to the base after surviving a snowstorm in the parking lot.
On the other hand, the little zombie girl, after disposing of the unfortunate trio, began to command the zombies in her territory to dig holes by the roadside—looking for the delicious, strange snowflakes!
Before long, the zombie that had dug deep into the earth to find the peculiar snowflakes excitedly leaped out, holding a handful of dirt along with the snowflakes. Seeing that it had indeed found what it was looking for, the little zombie girl became thrilled. She patted her mount and headed over to the hole, bending down to sniff it to make sure it was the same thing she had in her bag. Excitedly, she beckoned and called over a few other zombies to “instruct” them.
After that, the zombies, following her orders, enthusiastically began digging and devouring the snowflakes along with the soil, as they didn’t care what they were eating as long as it tasted good.
Meanwhile, the zombies that had left the scene were almost running all over the city in a single day. And then… the city was set abuzz with the enthusiastic “shameful, digging holes” campaign, conducted with great pomp and circumstance…
I can see muddy zombie faces everywhere… Thanks for the update 🤣❤️🤣❤️🤣
One of my favourite chapter…. And there still more hilarious scene coming up🤣🤣
Thanks for the chapter 🥰