“Have babies, have babies, have babies!”
When Wei Xuan was lost in thought, a loli face jumped up and down in front of him, causing his mind that had gone to the edge of the sky to instantly return to its place.
After once again understanding its meaning and confirming that he had heard it correctly, Wei Xuan once again looked at the three living people exuding an extremely fragrant aura, and stared at the little girl with twitching corners of his mouth.
“You want them to have babies?”
The three people who were half-alive seemed to faintly hear the sound of someone speaking, and their bodies twitched and moved in unison.
The “language” of zombies is not something that ordinary people can hear. These three people have been captured by this group of zombies for a while, but they can only hear the zombies howling and pulling their clothes but not eating them directly.
Such days and nights of torture and imprisonment made them mistakenly believe that they were hearing hallucinations before they died.
The little girl ignored the three half-dead people, her mood instantly switched to an excited state after Wei Xuan finished speaking, and she nodded to him crazily.
“Why?”
Indeed, why on earth would anyone suggest having children? Especially when the one making this proposal was a zombie girl with a cute appearance. This suggestion seemed excessively cruel.
“Eat! Eat! Eat! Have babies!” The little zombie girl continued to be agitated.
Wei Xuan’s mouth opened, then quickly closed, waves of the scent of human flesh made his mouth water almost uncontrollably. However, this wasn’t the time to focus on such minor matters.
He trembled as he raised his hand, pointing at the three living humans, and asked in a trembling voice, “You want them to have children, so you can eat them?”
The little zombie girl nodded repeatedly.
Wei Xuan’s voice couldn’t help but rise three octaves higher, “Who taught you this?!”
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Wei Xuan looked at Du Hang beside him, bewildered. Du Hang also gazed back at him with an expressionless face. Seeing that he was finally facing him, Du Hang took a step forward and embraced him, sealing the moment with a kiss.
Wei Xuan was taken aback by this sudden advance, and then he heard the shrill voice of the little zombie girl echoing in his mind, “Have babies, have babies, have babies!”
So, he quickly took a half step back, almost slipping off the car roof, but Du Hang pulled him back to safety and continued with this rare, first kiss since they woke up today. Wei Xuan could only glance at the little girl from the corner of his eye, who was still excitedly pointing at herself and Du Hang and shouting, “Have babies.”
We’re just kissing! Kissing doesn’t make anyone pregnant!! Also, who has ever seen two men having babies?! This world doesn’t have that kind of setting, okay?!
With great effort, Wei Xuan broke free once again. First, he shouted at the still-agitated little girl, “Stop fussing!”
Then he turned to poke Du Hang, “Do you know there’s a minor here?! Don’t corrupt the child, do you understand? We’re outside in public, do you know that? You shouldn’t show off your love in public, do you understand?”
Du Hang in front of him obediently allowed himself to be poked, emitting a hint of a hurt feeling, which made Wei Xuan subconsciously reduce the force of his poking. Even his reprimanding voice gradually softened, until it only remained as a grumbling voice.
“Help, help…” The three nearly lifeless individuals finally discerned that someone nearby seemed to be speaking. They were being carried by zombies, too weak to look around, so they could only whisper hoarsely for help. Even if it was just a hallucination, even if it would anger the zombies carrying them, they felt that dying this way would be better than suffering.
This voice finally calmed Wei Xuan down. He first looked at the three people with an indescribable expression. Initially, he had felt like he was still a true human in his consciousness. However, it wasn’t until he faced these living people that he was convinced that he had truly become a zombie—a zombie that could speak human language and think.
Then, he turned his gaze towards the little zombie girl. She was clutching the head of the zombie carrying her with a look of grievance, almost as if she was about to use her teeth to gnaw on the zombie’s head. Her eyes were filled with sorrow, as if tears could fall at any moment.
Wei Xuan looked at her expression with some confusion, then turned to look at the expressionless Du Hang by his side. Wei Xuan had to admit once again that not all zombies were the same. These two were evolved from zombies, but this little girl had already learned to use expressions to act cute, while his own Du Hang still had a wooden expression. However, he had greater combat abilities, while this little girl needed to be carried everywhere.
Thinking about this, Wei Xuan reached into his pocket, took out a plastic bag, grabbed a few snowflakes, put them in his mouth, and then handed some to Du Hang, those humans over there were still as tempting as freshly cooked, fragrant braised pork. He figured Du Hang probably felt the same, so he decided it was better to eat some more to resist the temptation.
Unexpectedly, just after Wei Xuan and Du Hang each ate some snowflakes, the little zombie girl, who had been sulking and hugging the zombie’s head, suddenly sat up straight, her eyes shining like little stars as she looked at the snowflakes in Wei Xuan’s hand. “Delicious! Delicious! Delicious!”
After eating, although Wei Xuan still found those three over there very tempting, the craving wasn’t as strong as before. Seeing the little zombie girl’s reaction, he raised an eyebrow and held up the bag with a few snowflakes in it.
“Want some?”
Nodding, nodding, nodding.
It wasn’t just the little zombie girl nodding; even the zombie minions she had brought along, as well as the scattered zombies that had gathered in the vicinity, all nodded in unison to express their support.
Wei Xuan couldn’t help but twitch his eyelids and took a quick glance at the group of troublemakers. Then he turned to the little zombie girl and said, “Some things aren’t good for your body when you eat too much. The more you eat, the dumber and uglier you’ll become.”
He gestured toward the three unfortunate guys who were being carried away by zombies. They were still a considerable distance from the car, so they couldn’t hear what he was saying.
Just now, they confirmed that there were still living people nearby because Wei Xuan’s subconsciously raised voice made them wake up and call for help.
“But these won’t be.”
Wei Xuan couldn’t judge whether eating human flesh would make them dumber. He also couldn’t make any promises to the little zombie girl. Would eating snowflakes increase their intelligence? Well, he had been using this stuff to absorb energy all along, and although he occasionally felt a bit stupid, it wasn’t worse than eating human flesh, right?
Moreover, could creatures with intelligence really tolerate eating something so similar to themselves?
With that said, Wei Xuan pointed to the ground. “Buried underground, there are these things.” Then he pointed to the snowflakes in his hand and pointed to the ground.
The little zombie girl seemed to understand, raising her head to look at Wei Xuan, and then looking at the ground. Suddenly, as if she had figured something out, she pointed behind her. “You want!” Her voice was quite certain, and Wei Xuan hadn’t had a chance to respond before she motioned again, “Put down!”
The three zombies carrying the people immediately let them go, reluctant to leave, but following the little zombie girl’s orders, they walked over to the car and waited for her next command.
“For you!” The little zombie girl pointed at the three people and then at the snowflakes in Wei Xuan’s hand. “Want, want, want!”
Wei Xuan couldn’t help but hold his forehead weakly. He had originally wanted to teach the little zombie how to dig up and eat snowflakes, but it seemed that all she wanted was an equivalent exchange. In any case, he raised his hand and handed her the small bag, which contained at most twenty or thirty snowflakes.
Taking the snowflakes, the little zombie girl grabbed a handful and stuffed them into her mouth excitedly. Then, she pointed at the ground again. “Under, under.”
Wei Xuan raised an eyebrow and nodded. “Yes, underground, they’re buried there.”
Then, the little girl happily led her zombie companions to leave, looking cheerful.
“Wait!” Wei Xuan remembered something after the group had moved a distance away and called out, his face darkening.
A group of zombies bounced back at high speed and surrounded him, looking puzzled.
Wei Xuan pointed to the three guys. “Take them away, put them back from where you grabbed them. I don’t need them.”
Then, he paused for a moment, looking somewhat hesitant. “Throw them out of the city, so they won’t be eaten by other zombies in the city. Also, if you can, let other zombies know that they can eat snowflakes.”
He hadn’t intended to be a saint who saved humanity, nor had he planned to adopt and protect humans in his residential area. He didn’t want to see humans being eaten by zombies, and he didn’t want to see zombies being killed by humans either.
As for whether these three people would tell others that there were “zombies” that could speak in the city after they left? Wei Xuan had considered this possibility, but if he had to choose between letting the little zombie girl eat them and keeping them imprisoned for life, he thought it was better to have the little zombie girl throw them out of the city and let them fend for themselves outside.
In the city, there were other ordinary zombies without much intelligence, and there were mutant animals outside. Whether these three could survive or not depended on their luck; their fate was in their hands.
The little girl tilted her head and looked at the three people, asking Wei Xuan, “Hate? Throw away?”
Wei Xuan nodded decisively. “Yes, hate, throw them away!”
The little girl nodded her head and let her zombie minions pick up the three people. Then, she happily directed them to run off.
Do not eat or you’ll get ugly! Lmao!
Thanks for the chapter! Well, snowflakes are better food for growth, lol
I think that kid will be their child in the long run lmao