In the evening, Shixiong returned to his house with a heavy heart.
Shixiong had been upset all day. His precious young Shidi who had always been a sensible and well-behaved child actually did such a rebellious thing. When it came time to water the noble orchid, Shixiong was still upset.
While watering the noble orchid, he huffed angrily, “I am going to be angered to death! This is completely outrageous!”
The noble orchid, “Σ ( ° △ °|||)?”
Shixiong was silent for a while. He touched the leaves of the noble orchid and continued to talk to himself, “Still not blooming?”
The noble orchid, “ (°д°)!”
After Shixiong finished watering the orchid, he showered and went to bed.
The noble orchid who thought he had received a heavy chastisement from Shixiong anxiously rushed to develop his flower to maturity. He worked hard to grow large and firm petals, dyed in orange and red, the color palette of a sunset. In the darkness of the night, the noble orchid was surrounded by a soft, warm golden light. As spiritual powers gathered and cycled through the noble orchid, the light became brighter and brighter. When the room darkened, the noble orchid standing in the flower pot had disappeared. In its place was a beautiful and slender young man, standing stark naked by Shixiong’s bed. His long mane of hair was as red as fire.
In the his sleep, Shixiong turned over onto his back. The noble orchid who had been newly embodied as a young man stared down at Shixiong. A playful smile appeared on the noble orchid’s face. He slid into the bed, under Shixiong’s sheets, and snuggled into the covers with the sleeping figure.
The movements woke up Shixiong. When he opened his eyes, he saw a beautiful young man lying next to him in bed. Startled, Shixiong’s hand jumped, accidentally brushing against a certain part of the young man’s body. The bulging area was smooth and delicate. Shixiong’s face turned red, but his voice was steady and calm, “Who are you?”
The noble orchid stared back with large, innocent eyes. He stretched out his two arms, as if asking for a hug, “(*°ω°*)”
Shixiong belatedly realized that the red-haired young man in front of him was a demon. Oddly enough, the first thing Shixiong thought of was the blue orchid sent by his little disciple brother. Upon turning his head and seeing the empty flower pot, Shixiong asked, “You are a demon who used to be this orchid standing in my flower pot?”
The noble orchid nodded his head happily, “ヾ(*>▽<*)ノシ”
Shixiong’s face immediately turned black. He drew his sword that rested beside his pillow and slashed it towards the noble orchid.
The noble orchid was so scared that the smile on his face froze, “(°ω°`)”
The tip of the sword pressed lightly against the chest of the young man, pointing at his heart. With the slightest pressure on Shixiong’s sword, the fate of this newborn demon would be sealed. But upon seeing the young man’s teary eyes and mouth pressed into a flat line, looking like a silently wronged, harmless being, Shixiong could not bring himself to do it.
The noble orchid looked at Shixiong sadly, shaking with fear, “(つД`)”
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The noble orchid carefully picked up the flower pot with tears dripping down his cheeks “ (PД`q.)”
Shixiong was unwilling to turn away. Perhaps it was because he had been raising this orchid too seriously these days, that he had turned a little dumb. Shixiong suddenly blurted out, “These days, the sunlight is a bit strong, you won’t be able to bear it. Remember not to stand in the sun at noon.”
The noble orchid nodded and tried to squeeze out a smile. It was more ugly than a crying face.
Shixiong wanted to smile back, but when he spoke, he could not stop his voice from shaking, “Make sure you don’t let the bugs bite you. Remember to find a place where you can take shelter from the strong wind and rain. Make sure you drink plenty of water…but don’t drink too much…”
The noble orchid nodded his head. He hugged the flower pot in his arms tightly and hurriedly left. After taking two steps forward, the noble orchid tripped over a lock of his fire-red hair whose length was so long it trailed on the floor. The flower pot in his hand smashed on the floor, breaking into pieces. The noble orchid sucked in air through his nose harshly. He burst into tears, “ °°°(≧□≦)°°°.”
Shixiong’s heart trembled and felt his resolve start to collapse. He hurriedly went over and held the noble orchid in his arms, “Don’t cry. It’s alright…don’t cry.”
The noble orchid rubbed his chin on Shixiong’s shoulder, whimpering puppy cries escaping his lips, “(T ^ T)”
Shixiong’s heart shook, “I can’t do this anymore, I really cannot bear it.”
The noble orchid, “ ≧ω≦”
Shixiong lifted his hand and smoothed the noble orchid’s locks, “I won’t force you to leave anymore. Don’t be sad, okay?”
After that, Shixiong found some clothes for the noble orchid to wear. He spread another quilt on a different bed, “This bed is a little small, you can only make do and sleep here for now.”
The noble orchid was very happy. He made to jump onto the bed, but ended up stepping onto his hair again and tripping again, his knees banging against the hard side of the bed painfully, “(⊙_⊙)”
Alarmed, Shixiong quickly picked up the noble orchid and placed him on the bed. He squatted down and blew on his knees, distressed, “Be careful, it was not easy raising you to grow so big.”
The noble orchid blushed red,” \(//▽//)\”
Shixiong softly cleared his throat. He covered the noble orchid with the blanket and returned to his own bed, “It is late now, rest first. Tomorrow, I will cut your hair for you first and then go out to buy some clothes for you.”
As soon as Shixiong was finished speaking, he felt a warm and soft thing wiggle its way into his arms. When Shixiong opened a corner of the blankets, he discovered that at some point the noble orchid had taken off his clothes, kicked aside his own blankets, and crawled into his bed.
Shixiong was embarrassed and shocked. He didn’t know where to place his hands and feet.
He hurriedly said, “Stop fooling around. Go back to your bed and put on your clothes.”
However, not only did the noble orchid not go back to his bed, he also reached out and wrapped his arms around Shixiong’s waist, “o(*////▽////*)o”
Shixiong immediately felt a rush of blood towards the lower region of his body. He hurriedly grabbed the other’s hands and said seriously, “Stop it. You cannot do this. We must first get to know each other for a period of time before…”
Before Shixiong could finish his words, the noble orchid took Shixiong’s hands and guided it to his own bulge between his legs. On the noble orchid’s face was a beautiful blush, deep as a red egg, “(*/ω\*)”
Shixiong’s hand rested there for a moment,” … quite big.”
The noble orchid nodded madly with a very proud on his face, “(# ̄▽ ̄#)”
The two of them laid on the bed, unmoving, touching each other’s parts in this manner. Shixiong’s Adam’s apple bobbed up and down.
Shixiong tried to calm his own reaction by reciting passages from the Book of the Righteous Way, “The righteous belief that transcends all things existence of all things is very righteous, is constant and unchanging, therefore cannot be uttered aloud. The name of each thing can empirically describe the existence of something that is not permanent; names can change. Only things that are constant cannot be named…”
The noble orchid stared at Shixiong with large, shining eyes, and pounced excitedly on top of Shixiong,” ╰(*°▽°*)╯”
Shixiong couldn’t bear it anymore. He whispered, “If…if you keep doing this, I am going to do something shameful.”
The noble orchid looked at Shixiong curiously. He kissed Shixiong’s lips, and then shyly licked his face, “(≥艸≤)”
Shixiong’s self-restraint broke. He flipped over and pressed the noble orchid down on the bed.
And so, on the following day when Xiao Daoshi gathered ten thousand points of courage to go to Shixiong’s house and plead for his refined sunflower, Xiao Daoshi saw Shixiong cutting a certain noble orchid’s hair in the yard.
Shixiong’s voice was soft and sweet as honey, “Don’t move, lest the sharp scissor blades touch you.”
The noble orchid, “(づ ̄3 ̄)づ╭～”
Shixiong, “Okay, okay, okay. One kiss before I continue.”
Xiao Daoshi suddenly wondered if he was seeing things.
Yesterday, it was Shixiong who said that there was nothing good about demons, but today Shixiong changed his mind. He was even kissing a demon.
As soon as Shixiong saw Xiao Daoshi stood in the doorway, his face turned red, “Cough, Shidi.”
Xiao Daoshi, “Shixiong, you are..”.
Shixiong waved his hand, “Let’s just pretend we didn’t see each other doing this?”
Xiao Daoshi, “If Master really finds out about this…”
Shixiong patted his own chest confidently, “Don’t mention it to Master. If he really finds out, I will take responsibility.”
Xiao Daoshi made a sound of agreement, and went back as if in a daze.
The world certainly was certainly a strange place.
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The next chapter is the last one _ (: з ∠) _
JJ’s many words can’t be expressed, impacting the noble orchid’s growth…
Lol Shixiong really slapped his own face XD but it’s so cute how Xiao Orchid communicates solely with emoticons/emojis! Also very forward, ahem~~
I enjoyed the face slapping. thank you
Noble orchid is so cute hahaha
And our Refined sunflower is a gong right hehehe
I am impressed by the emoticons !
Thanks for the chapter 🙂
Holy sh!t !!! Shixiong killed the meow at first night !!! So fast ehh ~ 😗