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System: [Host, can you do it?]
Shen Jie: “Heh.”
Although he didn’t explicitly say whether he would or wouldn’t, the system knew that given its host’s personality, he definitely wouldn’t engage in such borderline performance for the pig-headed boss.
Even if he could, he would probably only do it in front of his dear partner at home… On this matter, the system had acquired quite proficient judgment through experience.
It knows! It really knows everything! So don’t say it doesn’t know anymore, sniffle~ (>_<)~
Chen Shushu beside him looked at the boss’s drooling mouth and spoke reluctantly, “Braised hands are not delicious, boss, can we have something else?” He handed out the infection prevention and treatment pills in his hand, “Limited edition campus candy, strawberry flavor, very delicious.”
The pig-headed boss: “Heh.”
Then the boss’s mouth with two long fangs suddenly split wide open, a foul-smelling breath rushed out from its mouth, Chen Shushu could clearly see the remaining flesh inside its mouth, and even a half of an obviously human little finger bone!
Holy crap! The pig-headed boss is really eating human hands!
Chen Shushu’s hair stood on end, alarm bells ringing in his mind. At the fastest speed of his life, he ducked his head, feeling a cold chill on his scalp.
He didn’t dare to look up at all, but instead, like a rocket, darted out from the side of the boss.
At the same time, the glasses man shouted, “Plan B! Quickly!”
The seated people all took out their weapons—some had ballpoint pens from their backpacks, some had their bags, some had 1-liter mineral water bottles filled with water, as well as umbrellas, badminton rackets, baseball bats, and so on, numerous and varied.
The pig-headed boss, having not bitten anyone, leaned forward, but was fiercely kicked away by the 180-pound big lady next to him. The pig-headed boss staggered back a few steps, emitting an angry sound.
“You guys—are you trying to revolt!?”
At this moment, Chen Shushu had already run into the crowd of people holding weapons, and the big lady also took the opportunity to dodge away, pulling out a huge syringe from her bag—about as thick as half an arm, with the needle flashing with a cold light. Apparently, the big lady must be a nurse on duty in the inner city area today, so she was able to bring the syringe through security.
The pig-headed boss’s firepower was now completely drawn to the two of them, his nostrils emitting white vapor, angrily striding forward with his pig hooves towards the bold employees who dared to resist him.
“Defense! Defense!” The glasses man shouted loudly.
With a snap, a black umbrella opened up, and the charging pig-headed boss was caught off guard, blocked by the smooth surface of the umbrella, dispersing the impact evenly.
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Standing behind holding the umbrella was the freckled young man from earlier. At this moment, the veins on his arms bulged, his hands gripping tightly to the handle of the umbrella, bracing against the crowd behind him, refusing to let go.
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“Now’s the time to attack!” The glasses man exclaimed.
Countless weapons immediately fell upon the pig-headed boss.
“Poke its eyes with the ballpoint pen!”
“Stuff its mouth with the mineral water bottle!”
“Pierce its arteries directly with the air syringe!… What? You’re asking if I should pierce the pig’s arteries or the human’s arteries? Of course, it’s the human’s, it’s in human form now!”
The system was stunned: [Do ordinary people get this crazy when they start fighting?]
Meanwhile, Shen Jie remained seated, but upon hearing this, he rarely smiled, giving his lips a slight curl.
His smile was very pleasing to the eye.
“Well, then you probably haven’t seen ordinary people get even crazier,” he remarked.
[You’ve seen it?] The system was skeptical.
Shen Jie: “I have.”
He didn’t elaborate further, instead lowering his head slightly and noticing an umbrella by his feet.
It was the one dropped by the big lady next to Chen Shushu before she fled, lying on the ground with its straps still tied. It was a cute pink color, with a relatively long handle and non-foldable.
Shen Jie bent down and picked up the umbrella.
Meanwhile, the boss, enduring the attacks from everyone, suddenly roared.
“You despicable employees!!!”
With its roar, the factory began to shake violently.
The people wielding weapons struggled to stay upright, while the boss’s body began to visibly expand at an alarming rate.
“Retreat!! Defend! We need to defend first!” The glasses man shouted urgently as he saw the situation deteriorating.
Just as everyone quickly dispersed, the boss’s suit suddenly burst open! The weapons lodged in its body scattered in all directions, and the sound of flesh and blood growing made one’s skin crawl.
As the boss continued to swell, its entire body turned into a blood-red mass, its sunglasses shattered, and then, its body regrown limbs and a torso. In just a moment, it had transformed into a true giant wild boar!
But unlike other wild boars, what set the “boss” apart was its pig face adorned with six pairs of blood-red eyes, two tusks longer than human arms, and a belly filled with hundreds of protruding objects—shaped like human hands, wildly flailing about.
The “boss” continued to emit grunting pig sounds from its nose, now mixed with more eerie noises, a cacophony of voices resembling those of men, women, and children, buzzing like mosquitoes— “It hurts!” “Don’t eat me!” “Boss, please, don’t eat me…”
The crowd felt a chill down their spines, suddenly realizing a question.
Before reaching this train car, just how many places had the boss inspected?
And what was the fate of those who hadn’t met the boss’s demands?
The freckled young man quietly opened his umbrella again.
However, faced with the width of the umbrella surface that had been adequate for the human-shaped boss just moments ago, he doubted whether it would be enough when facing a robust wild boar—if the boss were to charge at him, the impact might pierce his chest straight through the umbrella handle.
What to do? Retreat?
The freckled young man hesitated.
There were still over twenty people behind him…
But then, the boss-turned-pig stared at them with its blood-red eyes for a few seconds before suddenly turning around and presenting its rear end to them.
However, they saw the boss, who had turned into a pig, stare at them with blood-red eyes for a few seconds, then suddenly turn around and present its rear end to them.
To the astonishment of the crowd, there were actually two eyes on its buttocks! One on the left and one on the right, distributed on both sides, with the eyeballs filled with grim bloodshot veins.
What was the boss planning to do?
The tension in the crowd tightened as they waited vigilantly.
In the crowd, Chen Shushu suddenly noticed that Shen Jie did not follow the plan B suggested by the glasses man earlier, which was to immediately escape to the other side and form a defensive array against the boss in case of an accident.
He was still sitting in the corner seat, with a pink long-handled umbrella on his knee.
And the direction the boss was facing now was towards Shen Jie.
That’s it!
Chen Shushu suddenly realized that, compared to facing a group of people, the lone Shen Jie was undoubtedly an easier prey to catch!
“Brother! Be careful!” Chen Shushu couldn’t help but loudly warn.
The moment he spoke, he inadvertently triggered the boss’s sensitive nerves.
In an instant, the boss’s hooves scraped against the ground. The next second, the entire pig charged towards Shen Jie like an arrow!
In Shen Jie’s field of view, the AR calculation template unfolded.
Green fluorescent data flowed.
—Speed: 180 km/h, estimated weight: 21.3 tons, estimated collision time: 1 second… Impact force approximately 1,065,000N.
Beyond the human body’s tolerance limit.
Must evade!
[Quick, dodge to the left!] The system’s urgent voice also came through.
Shen Jie sighed softly.
Originally, when he threw the lighter to help the freckled young man escape punishment, it was to avoid trouble.
But he underestimated Chen Shushu’s special physique.
Shen Jie didn’t dodge.
He just reached out and grabbed the umbrella on his knee.
His hand was long and beautiful, with distinct joints, the kind of hand that looked skilled at conducting experiments.
But when he grasped the umbrella handle, his five fingers clasped it in a graceful, resolute manner, not just holding an umbrella.
It was more like gripping a knife that could cleave through endless mist.
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A mutant pork chop coming right up!~
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That umbrella ain’t an umbrella anymore… it’s a weapon of mass destruction 💀
Wow wow wow we gonna see it? Shen is gonna take action right away?!
Why am I remembering the “Another” umbrella scene !!!