“Your Royal Highness, this harms your health…” (Part Three)
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After Shen Qingyu was gone, the pavilion became too stuffy to stay in, so Meng Huan asked Lin Bozhou, “Let’s go back?”
Lin Bozhou held his hand and stood up. “This husband is about to write a letter.”
Meng Huan looked at him and could not resist asking, “You’re going to be busy again?”
Lin Bozhou gently squeezed his hand and said, “Be good.”
Meng Huan shook his head. “You do your thing, it is not like I can control you.”
Upon hearing this, Lin Bozhou curved his lips slightly. It was neither a smile or not a smile. “What does Huan Huan mean by that?”
Meng Huan blinked. “It means that my suggestions are meaningless.”
When he finished, the footsteps suddenly stopped.
Meng Huan looked up at Lin Bozhou, puzzled. Suddenly, the man got close as his breath fell in front of him, their noses pointed at each other. He said in a low voice, “Is Huan Huan angry?”
Being asked this, Meng Huan quickly shook his head and said, “I’m not angry.”
He really did not expect to be able to manage Lin Bozhou.
If he really wanted to manage the man, at least he should not eat and drink entirely out of the man’s pockets. It would be best to not have that kind of difference between them, for them to farm together, and for Lin Bozhou to eat from his earnings. Only then would Meng Huan have the heart to manage him.
Meng Huan said seriously, “You need to take care of your own health.”
There was a brief pause in the breathing against his face.
After a moment, Lin Bozhou nodded and said, “Alright, Huan Huan, thank you. This husband will pay attention to my health.”
Returning to his study, Lin Bozhou got Chen An to write for him. Meng Huan took a cleanly washed peach, sat in a chair beside the man, and ate while watching them work, munching like a rabbit.
Because Lin Bozhou could not see, he outlined the letter and read it out, while Chen An did the actual writing.
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After writing two letters, Chen An took a box from a locked cabinet, opened it with a small key and took out a jade seal engraved with Lin Bozhou’s name.
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Zfcu Lejc wjvf delmx kbgx bo atf qfjmt. Aera jr tf kjr jybea ab vlrmjgv atf qla, j revvfc atbeuta oijrtfv atgbeut tlr wlcv.
It was as if a memory was about to take form, but it failed.
…What did he forget again?
Meng Huan shook his head, never remembering what it was in the end.
After stamping the letter, Chen An stored and locked the seal, placing it in the most striking place on the antique shelf. Lin Bozhou met with subordinates in the study every day, and it would be clear at a glance if the seal was lost.
The familiarity of that seal became more and more apparent for Meng Huan.
He did not have a great memory, and sometimes he could only belatedly remember something of the plot when it was in his face.
Meng Huan thought until his head hurt and still helplessly couldn’t remember, so he went to take Lin Bozhou’s hand and said, “Time to rest!”
He sounded particularly happy and cheerful.
Lin Bozhou stood up and smiled quietly in Meng Huan’s direction.
When the medicine arrived, Meng Huan accepted the bowl, scooped a spoonful and blew on it like he was very accustomed to doing this. He moved it close to Lin Bozhou’s lips. “It is time to drink tonight’s medicine~”
The nearby You Jin and the attendants saw this before leaving the room, giggling.
After all, this was their two masters’ private time now, and there was a good chance they would start making out while taking the medicine. So, they might as well avoid it now.
Lin Bozhou sat in the chair with his jaw half raised. Probably because he had been drinking so much medicine these days, his clothes excluded an herbal scent. His lips were pale and there was a sickly tinge in his eyes.
He opened his lips before taking the spoon Meng Huan had fed him with in his mouth.
“…”
At that moment, an inexplicable sense of resemblance rushed into Meng Huan’s head. Meng Huan couldn’t watch the man keep the spoon in his mouth, so he quickly took it out and scooped up another spoonful of the herbal soup.
The medicine smelled particularly bitter.
Meng Huan stared at the medicine and mentioned, “Did Physician Zhou add a new ingredient today? Did the taste change?”
Lin Bozhou looked sickly. “Change or not, it is bitter either way.”
“How bitter is it?”
Being a curious one, Meng Huan could not resist scooping up a spoonful of the medicine and taking a sip. The bitter fragrance began to spread from the tip of his tongue. He gasped, “Urgh, this is so bitter! I must not get sick in the future!!!”
The corners of Lin Bozhou’s lips lifted slightly.
Then, half smiling, he said, “Huan Huan’s mouth is bitter now?”
Meng Huan did not quite understand what he meant, so he nodded. Then his shoulders were gently pressed down, and a hand touched his ear and neck, before the bitter smell of medicine on cold breath approached.
Meng Huan put down the bowl and hurriedly said, “Don’t, don’t, don’t, don’t!”
Lin Bozhou’s fingers slithered up his face like a cold snake, then his lips approached with a hint of amusement, laying a wet kiss. As he kissed, he said with a smile, “Your mouth is already bitter, so what is there to fear?”
The rich herbal taste melted on the tip of his tongue. Meng Huan clutched Lin Bozhou’s collar with his fingers and tried to push the man away, but a hand reached up and a thumb was pressed against the back of his head, like keeping a kitten in place, rubbing and pinching to his heart’s content, and kissing even more deeply.
“Nn…haa…”
Meng Huan made a couple pitiful noises, but soon his brain was kissed into goo, and a pleasant tingling sensation rushed up.
Lin Bozhou was a really good kisser.
He might dress as if he were noble and benevolent, but beneath, he was a beast in disguise. Mature and wise, he was able to control everything in the palm of his hand. Even between the kisses, Meng Huan was controlled by him, forced to take each and every kiss.
However, one of Lin Bozhou’s better habits was his empathy. He knew whether Meng Huan was willing or not deep down, whether he was comfortable or not. The man would not truly force him.
The sound between their lips and teeth was sticky. The medicinal taste became very faint and the atmosphere heated to an unbelievable degree.
Meng Huan’s jaw was pinched by his hands, and a bubbling feeling of powerlessness washed over his limbs, as if his strength had been drained away. He also felt a tree growing against his spine, propping against his waist, before it curved slightly down.
The tip of Meng Huan’s nose was red, the corner of his eyes wet, and his lips were bitten red.
A sigh of pleasure came from Lin Bozhou.
Meng Huan was being moved with force, only able to utter unbearable, tiny little cries, “Ah~”
The heat on the corner of his lips got even wetter, then he heard Lin Bozhou’s smiling voice.
His tone was like a seductive demon.
“Huan Huan is great…”
“…”
Meng Huan’s consciousness was a mess, and his ears were filled with the intermittent voice of Lin Bozhou, “If it wasn’t for the court, this husband would want to stay in bed every day, doing that kind of thing.”
Then he sighed once more, “…Really have gone crazy.”
Meng Huan widened his eyes slightly. He also found it unbelievable for Lin Bozhou, who always worked like the king of overachievers, to say such a thing.
The emperor does not attend morning court, but he has someone beside him who still cares about morning court.
Lin Bozhou bit Meng Huan’s belt and gently pulled it apart. “Huan Huan, let’s turn off the light earlier today?”
Meng Huan knew what the man wanted to do, but with his remaining sanity, he gestured to the bowl of medicine next to him. “N-not finished with the medicine yet—”
As soon as he bent away, took a step and reached out his finger and hooked the medicine bowl, he was dragged back by his waist and seated forcefully on Lin Bozhou’s lap, with the man’s large hands firmly pressed against his waist.
Lin Bozhou reached for the bowl of medicine, brought it close to his lips and drank the remainder in one go.
Meng Huan’s clothes were torn open by the man, revealing his pale shoulders. Unable to stop himself from covering his eyes, Meng Huan murmured, “…Physician Zhou advised to not do it too often these days.”
Although he and Lin Bozhou did not go at it from morning to night like in the novels, they harmonized with each other every night.
Meng Huan had an obedient personality and would always listen to teachers or doctors.
He suggested in all sincerity, voice begging, “Your Royal Highness, how about we don’t? This harms your health…”
Lin Bozhou curved the corner of his lips slightly.
There was an unsuppressable loss of control in his calm tone. “It will be fine. We will drink replenishing tonic together tomorrow.”
The author has something to say:
His Royal Highness only has bad eyes, please do not doubt his ability in that area ()
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Oh right, there seemed to be various arguments in the comment section that got very heated. I wish for all of my readers to be happy every day, eat well, drink well, and stay healthy.
Recently, I wanted to write a car scene. I will let everyone know when I do.
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I was lowkey anxious about the chapter title, only to learn that Lin Bozhou is simply too horny for his own good 😂
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Are we just gonna disregard Lin Bozhou’s shlong being compared to a tree? 😭😭
It grows big, strong, and hard in a matter of seconds :)))
Is “riding a car” euphemism in China for s*x?
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From my understanding, yes. The story is, there is a slang in Chinese, which is old driver, and what it actually mean is experienced driver. As in they have abundant of online thing knowledge (including anything not safe for work [NSFW]), also from a folk song. Which turns driving car to some sort of message that said, creating or sending NSFW materials.
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Their scene had a playful feel, like Lin Bozhou has Meng Huan pinned and is trying to give him bitter tasting kisses and I imagine Meng Huan squirming and giggling when he tries to get away because it’s yucky but not harmful lol. Lin Bozhou is becoming cute. I hope there isn’t anything in the medicine that isn’t supposed to be there.
Time to drive the car vroom vroom 😎 rip huan huan’s waist tho lmao