The newlyweds, Zhong Chai and Xiao Cha, were quite sweet.
Every day, get up early and go to work together, and then go to bed together.
Xiao Cha was extremely attentive to Zhong Chai’s affairs and was quite tender and considerate.
When Zhong Chai went to work, he spoke “madam” in nine out of ten sentences and smelled strongly of lemon green tea.
Secretary: Is this the sour smell of love?
Three months later, Xiao Cha starred in the widely acclaimed web drama “On What It’s Like to Have a Green Tea Boyfriend.”
In the drama, Xiao Cha portrayed the elegant, compassionate, and caring A gong, who took great care of the O main, brought the lovelorn O main out of the shadows, and eventually turned from the O main’s A best friend to his boyfriend.
Netizens screamed: This is not green tea! This is my precious baby!
Zhong Chai decided to visit the crew after reading the netizens’ comments.
Zhong Chai: “Where is Xiao Cha now?”
The secretary started thinking again: “Madam is in the studio now.”
Zhong Chai: “Have the restaurant make food and deliver it during lunch break.”
Secretary: “Sure boss.”
Xiao Cha was shooting posters for a new play, dressed in a black military uniform and appearing valiant with sharp brows and bright eyes! Very domineering!
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The photography team instantly began boot-licking with remarks such as “such a perfect match,” “a match made in heaven,” and “a golden A and jade O.” Zhong Chai’s tail shot up in the air as he listened to them.
Zhong Chai: As expected of me, I have a good eye!
The two ate together in the lounge. Xiao Cha picked out all the scallions, ginger, and garlic from Zhong Chai’s lunch box and put them on the side: “Eat more, you’ve lost weight recently.”
Zhong Chai: “The Omega you play with is quite beautiful.”
Xiao Cha: “Is Xiao Chai jealous?”
Zhong Chai nodded: “Yeah.”
Xiao Cha: “How can I coax you?”
Zhong Chai thought for a moment: “Wear the military uniform tonight!”
“OK,” Xiao Cha said with a smile.
Zhong Chai was overjoyed and turned to face the secretary, who was pretending to be invisible.
“I’ll talk to the costume crew and ask them to arrange a set and put it in your car,” the secretary said, nodding.
Zhong Chai: “Excellent, I’ll give you a raise!”
Zhong Chai hadn’t been able to eat much for the previous two days, and he only ate half of his meal today, putting down his chopsticks without picking them up again.
Xiao Cha: “You need to eat more. How can your body keep up with you being so busy every day?”
Suddenly, Zhong Chai closed his eyes, tilted his head, and collapsed into Xiao Cha’s arms, a faint lime aroma emanating from his body: “Xiao Cha…I’m a little dizzy.”
Xiao Cha hugged him quickly: “What’s the matter, is it heatstroke? Or did you catch a cold? Mishu, dial 120 immediately.”
Secretary: Hmm, you didn’t call 120 when you were like this.
Secretary: “Done; the ambulance will be here soon.”
Zhong Chai wrapped his arms around Xiao Cha’s neck and cried, “ChaCha! I don’t want to die! Call an ambulance! I’m going to the hospital!”
Xiao Cha was also anxious: “How long till it arrives?”
Secretary: “Don’t worry, the Second Provincial Hospital is just next door, and the ambulance is already downstairs.”
The secretary followed Xiao Cha, who princess carried Zhong Chai to the ambulance.
In the hospital twenty minutes later.
“You are next door, walking over is faster than driving,” the doctor remarked while he wrote the medical record.
Xiao Cha: “I see, doctor, I was too anxious at the time.”
Zhong Chai: “Doctor, please don’t tell me if I have a terminal illness. I am terrified of death.”
The doctor chuckled, “Hypoglycemia during pregnancy is normal. Pay attention to your diet and eat more high-fiber foods to care for your health.”
Zhong Chai: “?”
Zhong Chai: “We use condoms!”
The doctor had long practiced remaining expressionless: “Condoms are not 100% safe. Be careful when you return; you must replenish sugar in time and don’t be too tired.”
At the door, the secretary stealthily made a call: “Chief Zhong, you are going to have a grandson!”
Father Zhong: “You can’t fool me again!”
Secretary: “It’s absolutely true, it was checked by the hospital.”
Father Zhong: “Great, great… Deliver the bunch of supplements I bought earlier to Xiao Chai right away.”
Zhong Chai emerged from the consultation room, supported by Xiao Cha.
Zhong Chai: “Strange, really strange! How am I pregnant?”
Xiao Cha: “Xiao Chai, do you dislike children?”
Zhong Chai: “They’re alright. I won’t have much time to spend with them when they’re born anyway… It’s just that I got caught off guard.”
Xiao Cha: “Honestly, I also feel it’s quite sudden.”
Zhong Chai frowned, sensing that the matter was not simple.
Xiao Cha… did you babytrap the Xiao Chai? you did something to the condoms didn’t you.
I see babies but I never saw spring? Where is my picture of spring and greenery? Where is my passionate baby making scenery of A&O? Where is my smut???
Is this the attack of river crabs again?
LMAO YOU’RE SO FUNNY😂
No heats with the wet butt up in the air? No ruts with all the growling and biting and fighting off innocent bystanders? How can anyone get pregnant that way 😆
Congratulations ~
And if the secretary is a bachelor, give him to me ~
Certainly not your typical ABO novel but this is crazy 🤣 where’s the talk about Estrus? Where’s the talk about marking? Temporary mark complete mark I’m a complete fool no wonder I’m reading this 😂
That was quick! 👶
Thanks for the chapter 💞
That was quick XD
Thank You for the chapter (∩˃w˂∩)♡