Online Dating Boyfriend is Actually an AlienCh42.1 - Dazhuang-ge is the best

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Because shopping wasn’t Lu Xingwang’s original intention, he was very calm after entering the street. Even though there were many things on Sorcerer’s street, he remained unmoved. Only the major general next to him was astonished as if he hadn’t gone out of the house for 800 years. Especially those fire-breathing stones, bracelets that allowed you to fly for a short period of time, and sculptures that tell the truth right after being touched. qRuN6r

Zuo Qingshan looked at the things on the stall with great interest. “Won’t Your Highness buy some?”

Lu Xingwang wasn’t interested at all and said in a low voice, “It’s useless.”

Chrysanthemum Garden.

They were just some items that worked for a short period of time. The gimmick was indeed high, but in reality, these sorcery products could be solved by the people with extremely high divine power. Therefore, they wouldn’t serve any real purpose.

Zuo Qingshan pursed his lips. “It’s just for fun, you’re really boring.” enWim4

“It also costs money to buy things to play with.” Lu Xingwang glanced at him. “I’m short of money.”

Zuo Qingshan secretly rolled his eyes behind his back. Let’s not talk about whether he had money or not, but he heard that the third prince’s private treasury couldn’t fit in one building so he had two. If His Highness said he didn’t have money, who would damn believe that?

Although it was just a casual stroll, Lu Xingwang still didn’t forget about Jian Mei.

He glanced at the stalls and if he saw something interesting, he stopped and turned on the system’s camera function to take videos and sent the videos to Jian Mei. Other people might just take a look, but these rare videos made Jian Mei look like he had never seen the world.

“Wow, what is this?”

“What’s that one just now? Why is it glowing?”

“What is this red one?”

There were many things on Sorcerer’s Street. There were some things that Lu Xingwang didn’t know of so he had to stop and ask before telling Jian Mei. This happened a few more times, and he couldn’t resist Jian Mei’s enthusiasm. They were chatting and typing, but it wasn’t good to reply in front of the stall and so Jian Mei was waiting impatiently. GhZtMH

In the end, Lu Xingwang said, “I’ll send you a video. I’ll set it to portrait mode and blur it, so you can only look at the goods. Okay?”

Jian Mei didn’t even know when WeChat had this feature, but he didn’t mind as long as he could join in the fun. He just wanted to see the little toys and street goods, he didn’t care about the portrait mode or anything, so he agreed quickly. “Okay!”

Lu Xingwang was relieved.

It wasn’t that he didn’t want to show it to Jian Mei, but there were a lot of rare beasts in the town. Some of them looked very strange, he didn’t want to scare this child. VAuXNG

“Di”

The video buffered for a while before it finally played.

Jian Mei sat on the bed, watching the video playing on his phone. The shooting mode of the video was different. This time, it was from the first person’s point of view, it was much more realistic and immersive. He saw orange lanterns lit up around the streets and both sides of the stalls were filled with colorful bottles of potions or strange little toys.

The stall owners shouted. “Two-month-old treasure beast, easy to raise, and can sing several songs.” R5W9EA

We’re sorry for MTLers or people who like using reading mode, but our translations keep getting stolen by aggregators so we’re going to bring back the copy protection. If you need to MTL please retype the gibberish parts.

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Lu Xingwang replied. “En.” PXAwOH

They went to another stall. This one was different from the other stalls; it went for a very cute style. There were magical hats with a cat’s ears, little earrings that could block noises when worn, and some strange snacks that emitted an enticing smell.

Jian Mei’s attention was instantly distracted. “That looks good!”

Lu Xingwang had no choice but to stop.

The sellers would also judge the people. Although Lu Xingwang had already changed the clothes he would usually wear in the palace, he still showed a nobility’s aura. The teenage boy was wearing a silver mask in order to conceal his face. Although the mask itself was plain and ordinary, such ingenuity and lightweight material could only be afforded by the great nobles. The common people didn’t dare to think about buying it, so he looked like a rich person. dB CJN

The seller was very enthusiastic. “Sir, look at our special snacks here. They’re very delicious. Look, this is a fun pastry. Don’t be fooled by its transparency. Once you put it in your mouth, it will automatically turn into the most delicious you miss. Also, this little jumping frog pastry is our best seller. It has almost zero additives and has high nutritional value. Although it’s sweet and spicy, it won’t irritate the stomach at all. Children and adults all love it.”

Jian Mei couldn’t take his eyes off of it.

“Such a good thing really existed in the world.” He murmured unconsciously.

The seller tried his best to brainwash Lu Xingwang, but the latter was still unmoved. Instead, it was Jian Mei who was tempted. Behind the seller’s back, Zuo Qingshan said, “Don’t bother la. He won’t buy…” XxFTND

Lu Xingwang said, “I’ll buy two.”

Zuo Qingshan looked at him in disbelief.

Lu Xingwang bought two pieces but didn’t leave right away. He pointed to the small earrings on the stall and said, “I’ll take a pair.”

The seller didn’t expect to meet such a generous customer and felt obligated to remind him: “Sir, this earring will cost 100 gold coins and these two desserts cost 20 gold coins.” n2PjW7

The goods in the Sorcerer’s Bazaar were very pricey, most of the people who shopped here were wealthy and privileged.

The currency of Stan Star was gold coins. One gold coin was equivalent to 100 yuan. For a commoner family, 120 gold coins might be a few months of living expenses.

Lu Xingwang didn’t bat an eyelid. “Wrap them up.”

The seller immediately smiled and quickly said, “Yes!” EY307C

Zuo Qingshan looked at Lu Xingwang in terror. Who just said that he had little money in his pocket? And why did His Highness like to eat sweets! Poor Zuo Qingshan hadn’t found out that the communication terminal was on a video call and was currently having strong self-doubt.

After Lu Xingwang got the dessert, he didn’t say anything immediately.

Story translated by Chrysanthemum Garden.

On the other end of the phone, Jian Mei was holding back for a long time. In the end, like a small snail stretching its tentacles, he said, “How come the currency on your side is gold coins?”

Lu Xingwang didn’t plan to hide it from him, but he only gave a rhetorical reply. “Why do you think that is?” 7d8DCQ

After pondering, Jian Mei thought of a possibility. “You’re on a street in some kind of studio city. I heard that some places do change the common currency if they have some kind of party.”

Lu Xingwang knew that Jian Mei was lying to him, but didn’t point it out. “En.”

Jian Mei didn’t know whether to breathe a sigh of relief or hold his breath. He said curiously, “You bought some pastries ah.”

Lu Xingwang said, “Yes.” A8gtfD

“Can-can you finish them by yourself so late at night?” Although Jian Mei was drooling, he still didn’t dare to ask for it directly, so he used extremely roundabout but suggestive words.

Naturally, Lu Xingwang could see through this child’s thoughts and his lips curled up into a smile. “I can.”

Jian Mei was at a loss!

But he was a sensible child, it wasn’t right to make inappropriate demands. QoybwT

So, he pursed his lips and replied obediently. “Okay, then. Take your time eating them.”

Lu Xingwang saw that he was angry but didn’t dare to say anything and somehow found it very adorable. He didn’t like bullying people, but strangely, he was in a good mood right now, and now that he had fun, he stopped in time and sent the things through the terminal.

Jian Mei was still consoling himself that maybe it wasn’t delicious at all, but the pastries that Lu Xingwang had just bought suddenly appeared on the charger not far from the bed. The crystal box was exquisitely and beautifully packaged. The pastries inside could also be seen through it and looked very enticing. He was surprised. “Why did you give it to me? Didn’t you say you can finish them all?”

Lu Xingwang said, “All of a sudden, I don’t want to eat it.” nRvG8H

Jian Mei didn’t expect him to change his mind quickly. “Really?”

“En.” Lu Xingwang smiled. “You can eat it.”

Jian Mei didn’t expect such a good thing to happen in his life. He was overjoyed, but pretended to be calm and said, “Then, I’ll reluctantly help you out.”

Lu Xingwang didn’t expose him. “En, thank you for your hard work.” 3TbHSG

Jian Mei smiled and ate the snacks happily on the bed. Sure enough, there was meat to eat if you follow Dazhuang-ge! Dazhuang-ge Eternal God!

On this side of the bazaar, Zuo Qingshan also finally noticed that something was wrong.

Story translated by Chrysanthemum Garden.

After all, seeing the things carried by the person next to you suddenly disappear, any sane person would notice that something was amiss, right? So, he asked, “Who is Your Highness talking to?”

Lu Xingwang muted the sound of the video for a moment before looking back at Zuo Qingshan. He replied, “A friend.” KV1zup

Zuo Qingshan was stunned. In his impression, Lu Xingwang had always been a loner. This person lived as if he didn’t need friends at all. Zuo Qingshan really found it hard to believe that this person actually had friends?!

As if he was afraid that Zuo Qingshan would expose something, Lu Xingwang added, “He’s still young and doesn’t understand many things. Don’t scare him.”

Zuo Qingshan was even more shocked after hearing this!

How are these Lu Xingwang’s words?! pEDStA

Worrying that I would scare, scare someone? When did you, Your Highness, become so kind and care about other people’s feelings? I’m young too, have you ever cared about my feelings? A thousand words couldn’t describe Zuo Qingshan’s emotions at this moment, but at the same time, it felt like he opened up into a new world. Teddy bears and pastries, all of these might not really be what His Highness liked, but because of the person on the other side of the video?

Oh my god.

All these years, he had heard that the third prince’s admirers were everywhere. From a young age, Lu Xingwang was someone else’s child. Eight out of ten girls saw him as their dream lover, but His Highness was very picky. Zuo Qingshan had never seen him show a special liking to anyone. The person in the video call just now must be out of this world!

Lu Xingwang walked forward. The innermost part of the street no longer just sold goods, there were also interactive games such as archery and quizzes where one could win prizes by hitting the bullseye and guessing the right answers. UKudwH

Lu Xingwang was never interested in these things, but the major general was very enthusiastic as he loved to compete. He loved to compete when he was in top condition. He immediately said to Lu Xingwang, “Do you want to play?”

Lu Xingwang shook his head gently.

The major general then said to the stall owner, “Give me ten arrows.”

The stall owner said, “Our rule is that if you hit three targets consecutively, you can redeem a prize. It’s a fixed target in the beginning and if the prize is redeemed once, it will be replaced by a mobile target.” 2E4OX6

Lu Xingwang and the major general had disinterested expressions on their faces.

Whether it was in the palace or in the military, they trained with difficult mobile targets since childhood. The great nobles with three banners or more almost all excelled at both equestrian and archery. So these little gimmicks were basically nothing in their eyes.

The major general smiled and took the arrows. He skillfully drew the bow, narrowed his eyes, and released the arrow. Three consecutive arrows hit the 10-ring one after another. Such a high hit rate made the stall owner and the crowd dumbfounded, but this was just the beginning. After adjusting his posture, the target was replaced by a more difficult mobile target. However, this wasn’t difficult for Zuo Qingshan who had been training in the military for years. The arrows were released one after another without hesitation, hitting the bullseye every time.

The pedestrians all cheered. teFvfy

Cheerleader Jian Mei also exclaimed. “That’s awesome!”

Only the stall owner had a tangled expression. Finally, he took two gifts with tears in his eyes, gave them to the major general, and said, “You’re very talented. Such a man of great ability, I recommend you to join the army where you can shine.”

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The major general said, “Okay, I’ll go there in a few days.”

The stall owner couldn’t wait for him to disappear. DWC6a5

Translator’s Notes:

Oml, I was reading your comments when I saw someone mentioned that I used Xw in the previous chapter lol. It’s true because I use shortcuts and after I type those it becomes Xingwang or lxw to Lu Xingwang. Omg, I’ll pay more attention in the future lolol.

Btw, I am looking for a new TLC(translation checker) since asgardlucy, my previous TLC won’t be able to tlc anymore. For anyone, who’s interested, you can check out #recruitment channel in CG’s Discord server.