The #1 Pretty Boy of the Immortal PathCh4 - Maiden, Please Accept This Fate

author: Yi Shi Si Zhou (一十四洲)
translator: Lanlan
editor: sleepingjay
proofreader: Elestrea


Fortunately, Lin Shu did not really need to scour the desolate, wild mountains for water. Ling Baochen smiled and formed a hand seal. The next second, a ball of white light smashed down over Lin Shu’s head—a common washing up spell. s6ZGSF

The skin all over Lin Shu’s body felt scorched and tingled painfully for a while. By the time the spell concluded fifteen minutes later, Lin Shu had been completely scrubbed clean by spiritual energy. He felt that even his breathing was easier and lighter than before.

“Oh my,” Ling Baochen smiled, “Little beggar, you’re actually quite handsome.”

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Ling Baoqing and a few others all craned their necks to see what kind of handsome countenance had been produced after the scrubbing. After looking, they all started to giggle. “This guy is really strange. He’s neither dumb nor ugly, but he made himself look like a dog who rolled in a mud hole.”

Lin Shu had trouble breathing under all of their gazes and thought that he’d rather be dirty still. z8nxXD

The Young Miss coldly looked askance in their direction and then finally grunted through her nose. It seemed that she would not be flaying Lin Shu after all.

Ling Baochen asked, “What are you three called?”

Li Jimao answered, “I’m called Li Jimao and my little brother is Li Yamao.”

They all laughed out loud. Even the Young Miss’s eyes seemed to smile as she asked, “There’s no Li E’mao?”

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Li Yamao was awed. “Young Miss is a mind reader! My little sister’s name is Li E’mao!”

Ling Baochen looked over at Lin Shu again. He said, “Lin Shu.”

“Your name is pretty interesting. Is there some kind of deeper meaning to it?” Ling Baochen asked.

Lin Shu said, “No.” lxRVTi

Annoyed, Ling Baochen said, “You’re seriously too boring.”

Lin Shu didn’t reply.

His name did have a deeper meaning to it, but he didn’t want to open his mouth as he really was a boring person.

The Young Miss turned and walked forward. “Let’s go.” ro1EM6

The girls ran to catch up. They chattered, asking Young Miss how she had found them.

“You’re so noisy that someone could hear you from more than ten miles away,” the Young Miss said.

The young women weren’t willing to let her off that easily.

The Young Miss lightly laughed. She raised her hand and a butterfly appeared from the inky darkness and landed on Ling Baoqing’s shoulder. f93t7d

Ling Baoqing said, “It’s a phoenix butterfly! We also thought of using a phoenix butterfly to find you, but this place is seriously way too dark. Even if the butterfly could find you, we wouldn’t be able to find the butterfly.”

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“Listen,” Young Miss said, “If you can’t even hear the flap of a butterfly’s wings, when you encounter the Hall of Dreams’s hidden weapon ‘Leisurely Floating Blossoms,’ wouldn’t you just be resigning yourself to death?”

Ling Baoqing sensibly replied, “Yes, we must still practice more.”

Lin Shu heard Li Yamao gasp sharply with a hiss next to him. He probably could not imagine that anyone could hear the sound produced by the beating of a butterfly’s wings.

If one desired to be able to hear the flapping of a butterfly’s wings, they must first undergo an extremely long and extraordinary practice. The patience and determination this required already far surpassed that of an ordinary human. f6s8Bb

With that kind of patience and drive, their study of martial arts and cultivation base must be outstanding.

This wanting-to-flay-someone-at-first-meeting Young Miss was indeed a complicated Young Miss.

Just as Lin Shu was thinking this, he suddenly heard Ling Baochen say, “Why did Young Miss take so long to come back? Was the corpse king really so fierce?”

The Young Miss replied, “Killing is easy, but capturing alive is hard. The corpse king was still in control of his mental faculties. After I had captured him, I asked him to tell me about the situation in the city. If he didn’t cooperate, I would count his bones, shattering each one as I counted, starting from his scapula.” Tm Zti

Lin Shu: “……”

What a ruthless person.

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He heard the girls continue to ask, “Did he tell you?”

“He told me.” Young Miss caressed her saber’s scabbard, saying, “In the fourteenth year of Yongguang, General Dugu Cheng of Minzhou City established himself as king and began an uprising. However, the uprising was not successful. The dynasty dispatched troops to quell the rebellion. Dugu Cheng’s troops, the officials and citizens of Minzhou, the scholars, the warriors…… all were buried alive!” 78q4BH

The girls all responded with, “Ahh.”

The Young Miss continued, “The resentful spirits of the dead became fierce ghosts and guarded the city. Minzhou City is indeed a ghost city.”

Ling Baochen’s voice trembled. “Then…… should we report this to our Master?”

The Young Miss said, “Even the dynastic forces could not settle this, naturally our manor can’t settle it either.” jgXU5o

“That’s true……” Ling Baoqing stood to one side. “Are we still going then?”

“I’d like to pay a visit to General Dugu, he who had mustered the forces to rebel, and ask him about some things,” the Young Miss said.

All the people from Phoenix Heights naturally followed Young Miss blindly. Lin Shu didn’t care, but Li Jimao and Li Yamao were terrified. One lowered his voice and asked Lin Shu, “What should we do?”

Lin Shu walked to the side and drew farther away. Face expressionless, he said, “Follow.” Ud0kPn

Li Jimao said, “But that’s a ghost city.”

Lin Shu: “Then go back.”

Li Jimao: “……”

Naturally, there was no going back. Even if they didn’t know this young miss’s intention in going, they could only follow along. 1d8Yha

They battled the animated corpses and pressed forward. After about two shichen, they finally reached the front gate of Minzhou City.

This weak body of Lin Shu’s had already endured almost all it could bear and was on the verge of collapse. He had to take a breather every two steps and relied entirely on his willpower to remain upright. This made the Young Miss take a few more glances at him.

She raised her hand to knock on the city gate. It was clear she put spiritual energy behind her knock as the extremely high, thick city gate let out a muffled thud.

Next, Young Miss said in a clear voice, “Ling Fengxiao of Liangzhou wishes to see General Dugu.” hGUBMl

—So this person’s name was Ling Fengxiao, an unexpectedly beautiful name.

A short time later, a hoarse voice issued from the inside. “Minzhou City has already shunned the world for a long time and will not accept outsiders. What does the young maiden want?”

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Ling Fengxiao said, “Looking for someone.”

“Who?” KPEpBX

“As the saying goes, if you marry a chicken, follow the chicken and if you marry a dog, follow the dog. Naturally, if you marry a ghost, you must follow the ghost,” Ling Fengxiao said indifferently. “My noble fiancé is from Minzhou City and our wedding is drawing near, but I have heard no news from him lately. My only choice was to come to your honored city to search.”

“Maiden, please wait a moment.”

After around fifteen minutes had passed, that voice again sounded out. “The General says, if this city has such a ghost, there is no reason why the young maiden should not be able to marry into Minzhou City. May I ask the name and birth date of the maiden’s husband?”

Ling Fengxiao: “Don’t know them.” 7jguNY

Lin Shu could feel the ghost guardsman’s speechlessness from the other side of the gate.

After a while, the ghost guardsman finally continued, “What does the maiden know? Do not hesitate to speak.”

Ling Fengxiao: “……”

After another long pause, she finally said, “Should be under sixteen years of age, might be male or female.” v0QYLI

The ghost guardsman asked in astonishment, “Maiden does not even know whether it is a man or a woman?”

Ling Fengxiao serenely replied, “Sometimes one cannot tell the difference between male and female resentful spirits. I am only concerned that you would search for the wrong person.”

The guardsman said, “I will not deceive this young maiden. If your husband is under sixteen, then he would only be a child ten years ago, his spirit weak. He would have no way to become a ghost and is already no longer in the mortal realm.”

Ling Fengxiao said, “Then search for his master, an immortal who calls himself Taoyuan-jun.” sRS0KT

The watchman replied, “Those who have practiced the immortal way are often cold and indifferent. They do not have enough resentful energy and also have no way to become ghosts. Maiden, please accept this fate.”

Li Yamao sighed and whispered to Li Jimao, “Ai, even if this young miss is the most beautiful young girl under the heavens, after today she’ll become the most beautiful widow under the heavens. Sure, she will still be number one under the heavens, but in the end, ‘number one widow’ is not very pleasant to the ear.”

Ling Fengxiao turned her head to look at him. Her eyes were cold and frightened him into recoiling in fear like a quail.

He heard Ling Fengxiao continue speaking to the ghost guardsman, “In that case, I will take my leave, but I have a message for you to pass to General Dugu.” jn6YhN

The ghost guardsman said, “Please speak.”

“Our state is currently engaged in a fierce war with the state of Northern Xia. If the General renounces the darkness and again seeks the light, he may be able to dispel the enmity with our state.”

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The ghost guardsman let out a regretful laugh. “The dynasty had a considerably negative effect on our Minzhou City. We will certainly not offer a single soldier to aid the Southern Xia unless there is a dynastic change. Maiden, it’s best if you just return.”

Ling Fengxiao didn’t insist on that topic and asked again, “Those two people really aren’t in the city?” zcBJtp

“Definitely not.” The ghost guardsman’s tone was sincere.

Anyone could see that the Young Miss was very irritated.

In the midst of the Phoenix Heights members, the youngest, Ling Baojing, started crying in the back.

It was undeniable. Young Miss would have to observe widowhood! Dd6qZc

Seeing them go back, Li Jimao trembled and said, “Our village……”

The kindest of the group, Ling Baochen, said to Ling Fengxiao, “Young Miss, how about we lead them out of the city?”

When Ling Fengxiao was in a bad mood, her temper was atrocious. She looked at Lin Shu and the other two up and down and then moodily retorted, “They can go to hell for all I care.”

After a moment, she said, “Send the villagers to Ning’an and find a place for them.” cXDPtV

The young women responded in the affirmative and set out to return. As they walked, they cursed in low voices, “That goddamned man was actually dead!”

Translator's Note

I decided to call it a hand seal for the sake of convenience since that’s already a term followers of anime or other Asian media may be familiar with. It’s slightly different in Daoism, but a similar idea. Instead of molding chakra in, say, Naruto, these hand/finger positions can compel supernatural beings and destroy the influence(?) of evil creatures. In this world, cultivation is real, so these hand seals have different uses other than exorcising demons or evil spirits. Here, we see that Ling Baochen uses a hand seal to spell Lin Shu clean.

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The “E’mao” of “Li E’mao” (李鵝毛 – lǐ é máo) means “goose feathers.” Here, Young Miss is gently poking fun at their names (“chicken feather” and “duck feather”).

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Idiom: 肅然起敬 – sù rán qǐ jìng – “to feel deep veneration for sb.”

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Original idiom: 神機妙算 (shén jī miào suàn) – “one’s methods are more than human; a divine plan; ability to divine the unknown; clever strategy and shrewd tactics; crafty planning; divine strategy and shrewd calculation; miracle of foresight; remarkable prediction of things to come; superb strategy.” It didn’t really fit when I tried to have Li Yamao say, “Young Miss is supernaturally clever!” and I feel like “mind reader” is kind of what he’s saying.

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Polite version of you.

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Not really sure how this should be best translated. It sounds a little dumb as I have it. If any of you have any suggestions, just let me know. The original Chinese is “如夢堂“ (rú mèng táng). Edit: Elestrea has pointed out that both the name of the hall and the name of the attack seem to be referencing the same poem. Here is the poem in its original Chinese and two English translations:

Story translated by Chrysanthemum Garden.

漠漠轻寒上小楼,
晓阴无赖似穷秋,
淡烟流水画屏幽。

自在飞花轻似梦,
无边丝雨细如愁,
宝帘闲挂小银钩。 dywYNJ

Huan Xi Sha
Qin Guan

Crmfcvlcu atf rwjii qjnlilbc lc atf iluta mtlii wlra,
Jibevr ja vjsygfjx, ilxf j kfjgs jeaewc vjs;
C qjif tjhf jcv vjgx klcvlcu ragfjw qjlcafv bc rmgffcr.

Mjiilcu qfajir, iflregfis, mjgfogff, jr lc j vgfjw;
Ktf fcvifrr gjlc, rjv jr ws uglfo ja qjgalcu;
Qtlif qfjgi megajlcr tjcu lvif bc rlinfg tbbxr.

(trans. credit to Yang Xianyi and Dai Naidie) 8Ykidr

Silk-washing Stream
Qin Guan

In light pervading cold I mount the little tower.
What can I do with an autumn-like vernal hour?
I see on painted screen but mist-veiled running stream.

The carefree failing petals fly as light as dream;
The boundless drizzling rain resembles a tearful look.
The embroidered curtain hangs idly on silver hook.

(trans. credit to Xu Yuanchong) yAMkJQ

Translator's Note

As you might have guessed, this is the reign name of an emperor. It’s just used to calculate time. I didn’t bother trying to match this reign name to a historical time period since there are anachronisms all over.

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I’m going to be honest, I have basically no idea if this is an accurate translation. I tried my best. I don’t think the details of the rebellion are that important to the plot.

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Again, the author is careful to avoid using (gendered) personal pronouns here. Ling Fengxiao uses the suffix -jun (君 – jūn), meaning “monarch; lord; gentleman; ruler.” I just used “noble” to eliminate any gender concerns. Fiancé sounds identical to fiancée, so I kept that in.

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Stock phrase of condolence. Can also be translated as “restrain [your] grief” (節哀 – jié āi).

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Sigh/sound of regret.

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Or, Bei Xia (北夏 – běi xià).

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It wasn’t clear in the raws whether this was a regretful laugh or if it was a jeer. I can’t get a good read on this guardsman’s mood right now. His words sound a bit contemptuous, but later on, his tone is noted as being sincere. So I’d say interpret as you will.

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Or, Nan Xia (南夏 – nán xià).

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The original in the raw can be translated as “Ning’an House/Manor” OR “Ning’an Prefecture.” It seems to be more like a city or administrative region than an actual manor, so I’m choosing to translate as if it was a prefecture.

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18 comments

  1. And they don’t even know the so-called fiancée is still alive and possesses the name “Lin Shu”…

  2. Ladies, that “goddamn man” is right there with you xD

    Thanks for the chapter! 🙂

  3. SUrprised they havent connected the dots with Lin Shu’s story yet lol not that the villagers are that smart, and Lin Shu couldnt care less

    • Jimao and Yamao are precious, but yeah, they aren’t the sharpest crayons in the box…

  4. Maybe that Immortal is Lin Shu’s Master! (well, his body’s) and He is the fiance!!!

    Thanks for the chapter!

  5. Wow, thanks for all the comment spoilers I guess ¯_(ツ)_/¯