Within the dimly lit Great Hall, the sound of skills being casted could be heard intermittently.
Looking disdainfully at the pillar in front of him, the boss reached out a hand and slammed out an attack. Perhaps thinking that he had hit a player, he huffed a laugh.
On top of the stone pillar, Fang JingXing stood with one foot on the edge and the other foot still on the magic staff. He warned: “Hurry, the magic staff is going to disappear soon.”
What he did could be regarded as discarding an item.
In Wandering Dreams, when players drop things and no one picks it up after a certain time, the System will take it back.
He said: “How about you move over slightly and give me a place to stand.”
Jiang Chen shuffled slightly to the side.
Fang JingXing finally could stand up there with his two feet; however, only one foot stood steady, the other still stepped half in the air. If a 3rd person were present, they’d probably get cold sweats in horror.
Jiang Chen said: “It’s pointless even if you do come up.”
Now he can actually stand up and each of them could take one side.
However, skills had a casting range. Right now, he could only hit the boss while sitting. If he stood up, the height of the game character plus the height of the stone pillar would make them unable to reach the boss.
Fang JingXing said: “That’s why I can sit on your lap, or you can sit on my lap?”
He suggested with a smile: “How about we draw lots and decide?”
Jiang Chen was just about to reply when he heard “draw lots”, and instantly no longer wanted to speak to him.
Fang JingXing said: “Or I can stand here, cheer 666 for you, and watch you fight?”
Jiang Chen said: “Don’t just press 6. If you think you’re so great, utilize the same approach as your fans. Let’s hear it.”
Fang JingXing felt no pressure at all: “Alright.”
If the person in front of him was someone else, he might have some idol baggage.
But in the case of this Wardcaster…… The first time they met each other, his true personality had already been exposed. No matter how harmless and kind he behaved now, the guy won’t believe it anymore.
As such, Fang JingXing said: “Husband, you’re so amazing. Husband, do your best. Male god, I love you.”
When Captain Fang was at the height of his prestige back then, the fans yelled and screamed at him just like this.
He had already gotten used to hearing it, so there were no ripples to his thoughts and emotions. He continued to hit the boss calmly.
Fang JingXing cheered for a while. Seeing that this kid was truly unruffled, he stopped.
Jiang Chen naturally didn’t want to whittle down the boss by himself. Seeing that Fang JingXing was finally forced to stop, he started to consider who sitting on whom’s lap was more advantageous.
However, the next second, a familiar voice suddenly spoke up. It’s the nice voice so pleasant the sound itself can make fans pregnant.
Fang JingXing switched to his original voice, bent down at the waist, and whispered into his ear with a smile: “Husband, so handsome. Husband, so strong. To come up with such an amazing plan as well.”
Jiang Chen: “……”
Fang JingXing said warmly: “Male god, I like you, please spare me a glance.”
Jiang Chen: “……”
Fang JingXing said: “Husband, I already took off all my clothes, just waiting for you……”
Jiang Chen, expressionlessly: “Are you going to fight or not?”
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Jiang Chen was too lazy to move: “Only by a bit. It doesn’t matter.”
As such, Fang JingXing understood his meaning and sat on his lap, hitting the boss with him.
The Abysswalker’s magic staff wasn’t as convenient as the Wardcaster’s bracelet. Furthermore, every time he casted a skill, he needed to move it. With this pile of stuff sitting on top of him, Jiang Chen needed to tilt to the side slightly to hit the boss. Originally, he was already displeased with the fight. Now after being poked three times consecutively by the magic staff, he became even more displeased.
“Change positions.”
Fang JingXing laughed, got up, and switched with him.
Jiang Chen waited for him to sit down properly, then sat down on his lap disdainfully. He discovered that this time, the magic staff couldn’t poke him.
The two people finally reached a consensus. Engulfed by flames, they started to face the enemy together.
The players were openly doing this kind of stuff in the dungeon, yet the boss remained staring at the stone pillar, thinking he’d be able to smack the two people with just one swing of his palm. Mouth twisted in a sinister smile, he seemed quite amused with himself.
Outside of the dungeon, the 8 people from the squad were still waiting for the two Aces.
After reflecting over this hidden dungeon in earnesty, they came to the conclusion that the boss should be very hard to fight.
Those two Aces were both squishies. Without a Warrior standing in the front tanking the damage, and without a cleric to replenish blood, and relying purely on using potions, it’s already miraculous enough to last 5 minutes.
However, after 10 minutes, the two Aces still didn’t die and come out.
They checked the squad member info. The icons of the two Aces were lit this entire time, indicating that they have not died yet. However, the 8 people were outside of the dungeon and they couldn’t check the combat channel, so they didn’t know what was going on inside at all.
“Could they be kiting?”
“You can sit on my lap. Just think about that for a second, how could they be kiting?”
“Ai, could it be that they dragged the boss into the pool of poison? The boss fell into the pit and they are hitting him from the top of a stone pillar, so they want to sit together?”
“So many pillars, do they have to squeeze onto one?”
“It’s love.”
“Get lost, I feel like the boss can’t be that stupid. The developers couldn’t have neglected to consider the pool of poison outside. Even if they pull him over there, the boss will definitely jump around on the stone pillars. Or perhaps the boss can’t even be pulled out there, you can only fight him in the Great Hall.”
“So did they run out and seeing that they had escaped the battle, they started to act lovey dovey with each other?”
“You can ask them privately.”
“This…… Getting involved in other people’s relationship is really quite awkward. Let’s wait a bit more.”
More and more players logged online. The entrance of the dungeon gradually became rowdy as well. Very quickly, players discovered the eight people sitting in a circle over here.
Originally, they thought it was only normal players waiting for squadmates. Who would have imagined, after a careful examination while passing by, they saw familiar IDs and couldn’t help but take a screenshot.
[Horn] Cyan: Are they about to squad wipe here? [Screenshot]
Players all know that the Aces were exploring new territory in the hidden dungeon these last two days. After seeing this image, even though they couldn’t see the IDs, they still managed to compare the classes of the 7 large guild leaders and discovered they all matched perfectly. Not to mention, there were a few that wore eye-catching fashion amongst them.
[World] Seeking God for Life and Soul: The situation looks very tragic. There’re at most only two people left in the dungeon right now?
[World] Gossip Consumer: Let’s bet. Total Annihilation should be there.
[World] Dreams are Empty: It’s useless even if he’s there. Is he going to tank the boss?
[World] My Dear Lady: Exploring new territory is like this, just surviving a bit longer is winning.
[World] I Like Summer: That’s right. Trash like me can’t even dream about achieving first clear. I’m just waiting here for the Aces to finish exploring, release the guide, and then play.
[World] Daybreak: Aces, since you guys are idle anyways, can you talk about the things in the dungeon?
[World] Midsummer: That’s right. Tell us [hopeful]
[World] A Thesis is So Hard to Write: It’s also fine if you just want to chat about your thoughts
[World] The Person in the Mirror: My thought is the boss should be very stuffed.
[World] The World is A Paradise: ? ? ?
[World] Playing the Piano: Very stuffed? Just checking if you typed the wrong word?
[World] Book Collection: What does this mean? Why very stuffed?
Because he ate too much dogfood.
The Person in the Mirror looked at these utterly ignorant players. With an appearance like he had experienced all of the hardships in life, he remained silent.
On the other hand, after the players’ initial inquiries, they slowly pinpointed an area of focus.
[World] Gou Cheng: Oh fuck, you guys are already fighting the boss?
[World] Qing Yan: Must be due to the efforts of the two Aces~
[World] Gossip Consumer: Oho, does that mean it’s Total Annihilation and Abyss inside?
[World] Scumbags Scatter: As expected of the Aces. Already reaching the boss after only two days!
[World] Negative One Meter: Amazing, hugging myself, who fell into the pool of poison before.
[World] Live and Death Together: I can only say ‘amazing’ as well. In these two days, I’ve been practically finding new ways to die inside there.
[World] Skittles: This talk is making my heart itch. Just what does a hidden dungeon look like ahhhh!
[World] Traveling Poet: Looks like the two Aces are about to die and come out as well.
All of the players thought this. After all, fighting a boss with two people is too hard.
However, not only were the two Aces fighting the boss very easily. They even felt somewhat bored.
This was the boss of a 10-man dungeon. The health bar was very thick. Right now, the two of them were the only ones hitting it, so it’s possible to imagine already, this will take a very long time.
The two listless people could only chat to waste time.
Fang JingXing looked at the Wardcaster in his arms: “How long until you can leave the hospital?”
Jiang Chen said: “Hard to say.”
Fang JingXing said: “You really don’t need me to come visit? I can bring you something fun to play with.”
Jiang Chen said: “No need.”
Fang JingXing had a thorough grasp of his temper now and no longer needed to be cautious like before, terrified that one misspoken sentence would step on a landmine. As such, he asked with a laugh: “Making it seem so mysterious, are you afraid to see me or something?”
Jiang Chen said: “It’s for your own good.”
Fang JingXing raised an eyebrow: “En?”
Jiang Chen said: “If a person more attractive than you, more talented than you, and younger than you is standing in front of you, I’m afraid you’d feel inferior.”
Fang JingXing instantly broke into a laugh.
It was too close. Jiang Chen awkwardly turned his head slightly: “Why aren’t you switching your voice back?”
Fang JingXing saw his subtle movement and asked: “Think I sound bad?”
Jiang Chen said: “Yep.”
Fang JingXing said: “If I remember correctly, a certain person even asked me in the past why I didn’t use my original voice.”
Jiang Chen said: “I was deaf back then.”
Fang JingXing couldn’t help but laugh, but he didn’t tease the other anymore and switched to the system’s voice.
The people outside waited 20 more minutes. Unable to stand it, they thought to themselves, don’t tell them, those two are rolling around in bed together in there?
“Do you guys see this? Their HPs aren’t even dropping. They probably left the boss behind a long time ago.”
“Are they having their honeymoon inside the dungeon?”
“After all, it’s a hidden dungeon, so it’s very commemorable.”
“The illumination is also so dim, sensual.”
“…… Perhaps they’re exploring? Waiting to scout out all of the paths?”
“Or perhaps Abyss finally pissed off the Ace, so the Ace is currently shooting him with fireworks?”
“Yea……”
They couldn’t figure out the reason, but didn’t want to wait any longer, so they started to draw lots.
Gu Wen, who unfortunately won the lot, fell silent for two seconds and then sent a message to the Abysswalker, inquiring about the situation.
Fang JingXing replied very quickly, telling those people there’s no need to wait for them; they need quite a while before they could leave.
The 8 people somewhat regretted not asking earlier and got up one after another, planning to play some other dungeon. Gu Wen took two steps and saw the newly received message, saying: “He said, there’s no need to disband the squad.”
The 7 people, who were right about to leave the squad, looked back in unison.
Gu Wen looked at the chat box and continued to say: “He said they’re fighting the boss right now.”
The 7 people: “……What?”
Gu Wen silently digested the content for a moment and said: “They found a place where the boss can’t hit them and are currently whittling the boss down.”
The 7 people: “…… Oh fuck!”
The group instantly sat back down, not planning to leave anymore.
Willow & Swamp and Early Departure started to rack their brains, recalling where they could stand in the Great Hall. Unfortunately, their entire focus at that time was on the boss. They didn’t look at anything else. So they could only wait for the two Aces to come out to clear up the confusion.
Who knew how much time passed until they saw a huge gold announcement appear in the air: Congratulations to the players Total Annihilation, Abyss, Wooden Shackles, Early Departure, Willow & Swamp, White Dragonbone, Xing TianCheng, The Person in the Mirror, Gu Wen, and Meteor Ironwood for completing the hidden dungeon [Dalong Cavern]! And achieving first clear!
The 8 people: “! ! !”
The entire server: “ ? “
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Thank you for the chapter!
Lmao, love this series ^^
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man this perverted dungeon better give some good legendary loot!!!
Imagine when they find out that they did in fact sit on a pillar and even sat in each other’s laps!