I’m A Male Mom in a Nightmare GameCh85 - The Devil’s Happy Home

In principle, the only way to bring a living being from the game world to reality is to bind them as a pet— the initiative for this method lies entirely in Xu Yintang’s hands, and Silence is unlikely to agree, captivated by Little Darling.

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However, the game rules state that dead people are alive, and there may be loopholes to exploit.

 

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Xu Yintang took out the long-unused Q&A notebook, flipped it open, and tore out a page— the notebook was easy to tear, with a smooth glued binding, and the pages were imprinted with the header of the Happy Sanatorium. Tearing it off revealed the hospital’s official stationery.

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Using this paper, Xu Yintang wrote a letter of appointment for Silence, inviting her and her family to join the newly established Security Department of the Happy Sanatorium (established three seconds ago). They would be responsible for ensuring the safety of the hospital’s personnel and property.

 

Hmm, free meals and accommodation, salary and benefits to be negotiated separately.

 

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Just like the appointment letter that Xu Yintang received when he became a doctor, after both parties signed, the appointment letter would take effect accordingly. It would include Silence and her family in the scope of the hospital. The hospital would then fall under the ownership of Xu Yintang. All he had to do was open the entrance to the hospital before leaving, and stuff Silence and her family inside. This way, he could sneak out a large wave of labor under the system’s radar.

 

However, Silence immediately stated that she would wait until after her revenge, which meant she could bring her family in after the Harvest Festival. In response to this, Yu Kongyou, the vice dean, fully understood her feelings. He even imparted some experiences to her in his ghostly form.

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—After the revenge, Silence would undergo a complete transformation, gaining more powerful, truly demonic abilities. Although demons and evil spirits were not the same species, the overall process of transformation was similar. By mastering techniques in advance and avoiding some pitfalls that Yu Kongyou had encountered, she could make her “bare face” look more appealing.

 

Compared to hunting, don’t drag it out too long. Don’t make the crime scene too bloody and messy. Try to keep the killing methods conventional and avoid pursuing grotesque acts, especially if you have any artistic talents. Absolutely do not attempt any bloody death art. If it doesn’t go well, at most, you’ll look a bit ordinary and ugly. If you accidentally succeed in creating “beauty” from extreme and grotesque disfigurement, the mental pollution caused by such effects…

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“That’s not ugly, it’s disgusting. I almost threw up the first time I saw it.”

 

Yu Kongyou’s words were full of the bitter experiences of stepping into pitfalls, making people more and more curious about what kind of revenge scene he had created.

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During Xiao Qing’s investigation of Xu Zhongping, Yu Kongyou was mentioned a few times as a related entry, but the two were not important figures to be constantly monitored by the country. With insufficient intelligence, Xiao Qing could only roughly guess the general plot of their story and couldn’t possibly imagine the crime scenes.

 

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There were no records left by the National Special Science and Technology Department either. Or rather, his temporary worker status didn’t provide enough authorization to see what kind of bloody scene Yu Kongyou had created.

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Unfortunately, Yu Kongyou was very tight-lipped about it. Asking a few more questions would have him use Kama Zuozi as a shield and ask her to handle Silence’s revenge case.

 

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Dead is dead, be carefree about it.

 

Kama Zuozi moved her wings, pulling Xiao Qing back to her side as she smiled and said, “It depends on how far you want to go—whether you want to seek revenge on the mayor’s family for their evil deeds, or uncover the truth behind the demon ritual, making the townspeople repent for their actions, or even mobilize public opinion to prevent more tragedies like Ceylons Town from happening. If you’re willing, you can do it all at once.”

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The temptation was strong, and Silence was intrigued, asking, “Can all of these really be achieved?”

 

“Of course, you’ll know once you’ve seen more. This little town is just at the difficulty level where you can handle it,” Kama Zuozi said, nodding towards Xu Yintang and Yu Kongyou, “Even among them, any one can manage it.”

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A fierce ghost who can kill and stay sober, and a demon who has given birth to three evil god offspring and acts like nothing happened—dealing with this town seems like a piece of cake.

 

Xu Yintang: “…”

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“It’s not as easy as she makes it sound,” he muttered.

 

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Indeed, after assessing the feasibility in his mind, achieving what Kama Zuozi said wasn’t particularly difficult. After all, the combat power ceiling of this virtual world was Silence, and all supernatural powers were concentrated on the side of the statue. The biggest challenge for survival lay in choosing the right faction.

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On one side were the eerie statue monsters with genuine demonic power, and on the other were the simple, kind, hospitable townspeople who were troubled by demonic possession. On one side, the divine and ghosts remained silent, and if it weren’t for Xu Yintang and Yu Kongyou having a level of interaction beyond basic communication thanks to their ghostly status, it would be impossible for Silence to personally meet them. On the other side, demonic legends kept coming, and the sorrow of the townspeople losing their loved ones was real, as was their friendliness towards outsiders.

 

Adding to that the prejudice caused by the excessively eerie appearance of the statues and the inherent distrust due to being different from their own kind, once standing on the mayor’s side, it would mean being chased and hunted by the statues from the beginning to the end. The characteristics of the statues would be hard to deal with, especially with Silence, the demon leader, overseeing the town. The C-level difficulty of this virtual world was likely to be due to these factors.

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If they stood with Silence and chose to confront the mayor, not to mention that the difficulty of the battle rounds would directly decrease, this town was not an entirely unified block. Qiao Ou, ambitious and holding the weapons of henchmen and propaganda, had been manipulating the demon ritual for generations, and the mayor’s family had been manipulating behind the scenes, embezzling and manipulating the demon ritual. It was all exposed.

 

Once it involved money interests, even the most united group would reveal internal contradictions, especially in a small town with little population mobility, low education levels, and poverty. Just aligning with Qiao Ou and seizing the opportunity to expose the wrongdoings of the mayor’s family would turn the tide, considering how much money the mayor’s family had made and how they enjoyed life, compared to Xu Yintang’s frugal life with little surplus money.

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Furthermore, Xu Yintang’s live broadcast could attract public opinion from the outside, providing assistance. Silence was just a player in a remote small town. Once the big fish from the outside entered, they would be squeezed into small shrimps. Even if the mayor didn’t fall now, he would eventually fall.

 

Moreover, if only the mayor fell, he would bear the biggest and darkest blame. The townspeople would be willing to admit the truth of the demon ritual—admitting that they were foolish victims deceived by the mayor, which was better than admitting that they were cold-blooded accomplices in murder.

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With various conditions combined, as long as they didn’t choose the wrong faction, players with the ability to reach the C-level virtual world wouldn’t overturn.

 

“I actually thought the difficulty would be higher, with both sides having evenly distributed combat power.” Kama Zuozi suddenly sighed with some regret. “If the townspeople don’t know about the mayor’s private affairs, I know, and the story is not interesting anymore.”

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She initially thought that this town would be in a state of collective blind fanaticism, where the townspeople blindly followed the thoughts of unity without distinguishing right from wrong. After all, their devout expressions of demons and deities felt really overwhelming.

 

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Kama Zuozi had experienced such a virtual world before, and that time was truly a near-death experience that almost cost her life. The exhilaration of clearing a hell-level high-difficulty virtual world was beyond words. As she listened to Silence narrate, Kama Zuozi was planning external attacks and internal divisions, carefully considering how to thoroughly crush the unshakable faith of the townspeople.

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Without involving the demon ritual, the people of Ceylons Town were simple and honest. Therefore, as long as they lacked enough faith to legitimize the “demon-expelling” behavior, they would realize that everyone was a murderer, and each one was an accomplice. In the conflict between moral and guilty feelings, the entire town would overflow with the despair of a hellish execution ground.

 

“That scene is so beautiful to imagine,” Kama Zuozi murmured, complaining to Xiao Qing as if she had lost a billion, “It’s so romantic. I wanted to watch it with you.”

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Xiao Qing twitched the corner of his mouth and made two vague sounds of agreement.

 

He probably wouldn’t pass a sanity check if someone tried to cultivate a romantic relationship with him in such a scene—especially Kama Zuozi.

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In his heart, Xiao Qing sincerely thanked the eight generations of ancestors of the mayor’s family.

 

Xu Yintang silently sent a comforting divine message to him, and his body honestly kept the child away from Kama Zuozi.

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He even took the initiative to tuck Second Treasure into his clothes, preferring to let Second Treasure’s head be filled with sucking instead of being contaminated by Kama Zuozi’s strange aesthetics.

 

Third Flora obediently snuggled next to her mother, and the butterflies pretended not to understand, as if they couldn’t comprehend the nonsense Kama Zuozi was saying.

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Third Flora and her brothers thought the murderer’s fragrance was delicious, though.

 

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Little Darling extended her tentacle, nodding in agreement.

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Delicious!

 

“I have to tell you all, the sister meant—” Yu Kongyou had just started speaking when Xu Yintang cut him off with a decisive slash. Xu Yintang touched the tip of Little Darling’s tentacle, determined to protect the last conscience of this family. He said firmly, “Listen to Third Flora; that’s what the sister meant.”

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Kama Zuozi looked at them resentfully, knowing that humans couldn’t understand her elegant and unique aesthetic. She turned to seek approval from Silence, also a demon, “You also think that scene is beautiful and romantic, right?”

 

Hell is the joyful homeland of demons!

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Silence didn’t want to speak; she just wanted to be quiet.

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Author’s Note –

 

Kama Zuozi: Hell! All the dead must undergo judgment! There are no class distinctions, no wealth gaps! Everyone will be treated equally! All evils will receive the punishment they deserve in hell! ERl4zn

 

Kama Zuozi: Praise hell!

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12 comments

  1. Kama Zuozi, if even the demon who plans to massacre an entire town (to stop any more sacrifices along with revenge, but stll) disagrees to the point of avoiding looking at you, maybe that means it’s time for some self reflection 🤣🤣🤣

  2. Different point of view, respect it

    Thank you for your translation 💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚