I’m A Male Mom in a Nightmare GameCh126 - Live Another Five Hundred Years

Empirical evidence proves that the suspension bridge effect is also effective for the offspring of evil gods.

At least effective in the short term. 9KCG4k

In order to prevent Mom from becoming a bad mom, Second Treasure and Third Flora temporarily made peace, lying on Mom’s belly muttering and singing in harmony, conducting spiritual education on the annoying little ghost brother who didn’t behaved obediently, advising it “kindly” to decide early what kind of host it wants, only the big brother can enjoy the treatment of natural birth in Mom’s womb—there can only be one big brother.

Even if Mom is willing to give birth again personally, they will definitely do everything possible to prevent this from happening.

Story translated by Chrysanthemum Garden.

Although Xu Yintang has never explicitly stipulated it, and Little Darling’s brain size has not considered the conditions of complex family and subject matter, both Second Treasure and Third Flora have defaulted that the method of birth in this family will determine the initial family status of the offspring.

Naturally, babies born by Mom himself have a higher status, which is why Third Flora sometimes agrees to cooperate with Second Treasure. J2BOSU

Moreover, the new little brother has not yet formed, causing Mom so much trouble. If Mom gives birth personally, who knows what will happen.

The cubs feel they must plan ahead.

And Xu Yintang finally comforted Shi Yuebai, who was unwilling to get up, in a way that the babies could see. Exhausted, with eyes unable to open, he didn’t have the energy to deal with the internal conflicts between the cubs who were patting and scratching each other.

He barely listened for a while, half-dreaming and half-awake, confirming that the situation wouldn’t escalate into a life-threatening one, and then he turned over and buried his head into Little Darling’s tentacles, falling into a deep sleep.

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Shi Yuebai moved his tail, which Xu Yintang was holding, and carefully adjusted to a position where their faces weren’t close together.

Strictly speaking, the tail isn’t his sensitive spot. It’s even more dull as a limb extension used for auxiliary combat compared to other parts of the body. Even if a part of it were cut off, there wouldn’t be a strong sense of pain.

But he couldn’t explain why when Xu Yintang rubbed his tail, this furry thing suddenly became unusually sensitive, as if every hair was directly connected to nerves, and even a gentle touch could make him uncontrollably weak and trembling.

As soon as Shi Yuebai made room, Second Treasure immediately moved, stretching his four not-so-optimistic short legs, making a “hah” sound from his throat, declaring that Mom’s warm chest was all his territory. PI6 24

“I’ve said it before, I won’t compete with you for Mom.” Shi Yuebai didn’t care about such childish provocation, propping up his upper body and absentmindedly rubbing Xu Yintang’s neck.

Xu Yintang felt safe being surrounded by the cubs, and even when his neck was rubbed, it didn’t wake him up. He just symbolically made a slight resistance, frowning and murmuring twice.

Second Treasure warned the male mistress with a flick of his tail, and Little Darling quickly came up to protect Mom’s weak spots, the patterns on his skin becoming more saturated and vivid, showing a sense of warning and deterrence.

For example, if a large obstacle moves its feet again and disturbs Mom’s rest, it will be kicked off the bed. IAK4vO

“Okay, I’ll listen to you.” Shi Yuebai obediently settled down, his golden beast pupils staring at Xu Yintang’s lower abdomen.

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It became much gentler than when it first appeared, and the rules woven into it by Xu Yintang successfully restrained the greed and ferocity of the cub, of course, following the law that all artistic works become weaker when they are whitewashed, the rule of restraining greed requires a large amount of energy to operate constantly, and it inevitably becomes weak. CAUlR9

Overall, it’s done.

“Shi Yuebai squinted, carefully examining the direction of every trace of energy in Xu Yintang’s lower abdomen, ensuring that the recent frenzy of transformation did not leave any hidden dangers.

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His scrutiny made the weak cub fetus feel extremely uneasy, and its brothers had already expressed their ‘welcome’ to it sufficiently earlier. Its only choice was to curl up deeper into the shelter of its mother, further stirred by the panic-emitting warmth of the uterus, fostering a naive admiration for its mother.

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It couldn’t help but call out cautiously, accompanied by murmurs akin to prayers. The chaotic and primal rule changes brought about by the sacrifices of love/desire extended, teaching it to revere with devout awe.

Mother…

The cub obediently changed its address following the guidance of the rules. It didn’t understand the significance of this change; it simply did so instinctively.

As the address changed, it seemed to more clearly sense the mother’s sublime and great power. uNh8Bc

It understood…

Mother knew everything about it, shaped its soul, it was the vessel of the mother’s will and desires. There was no need to worry about what form it would take when born, as long as it obeyed, prayed, praised…

…Mother would make it a good child.

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The drastic change in the fourth cub overnight left Xu Yintang naturally unaware in his peaceful sleep, completely oblivious to the responsibility the cub bestowed upon him to decide it’s future form.

To be honest, he hadn’t even decided what to call the fourth cub.

Xu Yintang slept soundly and dreamlessly, and if it weren’t for the incessant knocking on Shi Yuebai’s door accompanied by loud voices early in the morning, he could have slept even more comfortably.

Xu Yintang woke up before the guests began knocking on the door. He saw Shi Yuebai sending Casey Cat, who was full of foul language, to answer the door. VAm5jU

“Go back to sleep for a while.” Shi Yuebai exchanged a light kiss that the cubs could witness, his smile exuding an inexplicable darkness. “It’s my teammate, Casey will handle it, you don’t need to worry.”

Xu Yintang responded half-heartedly to the kiss on his lips. “No need, I’m awake. He seems quite urgent, why don’t you go and take a look… and bring me something to eat.”

Listening to the voice outside shouting for Shi Yuebai, it seemed like the sky was falling.

The darkness in Shi Yuebai’s smile deepened. When he nodded in agreement, Xu Yintang suspected he heard the sound of Shi Yuebai clenching his fist, but he still showed a little sympathy and extended a helping hand to the unfamiliar teammate. 1W5Xcl

“Find me some clothes.” He bit Shi Yuebai’s neck slightly harder, creating a bruise that he could flaunt outside for a few minutes.

The slight pain and a small wound turned into a sweet sensation. Shi Yuebai would be delighted even with just a glimpse of Xu Yintang wearing his own clothes.

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Xu Yintang thought that his teammate had done his best. If Casey Cat could do his duty properly and keep him outside, he would be in a good mood and introduce himself which his own initiative.

However, sometimes some people enthusiastically jump into the pit themselves, without considering why Casey Cat suddenly changed his attitude, or whether his unprecedented friendliness and kindness in bringing him into the house to find Shi Yuebai concealed a fatal threat. 1qrFBh

Xu Yintang had no idea. Knocking urgently on Shi Yuebai’s tightly closed bedroom door, he was afraid that Shi Yuebai hadn’t realized the seriousness of the situation and was pretending to be busy, shouting until the ceiling seemed to collapse.

“It’s really bad!!!!”

“Your perverted suitor escaped from prison!!!!”

“He’s coming for your White Moonlight!!!!” GTPfrV

Casey Cat squatted at the door, licking his paws as he watched the performance, casually adding fuel to the fire, “Which suitor?”

Xu Qi, unsuspecting, shouted loudly before Shi Yuebai rushed out of the room covering his mouth, “He’s escaped! The one that nearly slept with you!”

The door opened.

Behind the door, Shi Yuebai’s face darkened as if there were indescribable squirming behind him. Startled, Xu Qi took a step back, his hair standing on end, and upon closer inspection, he realized the squirming was not a hallucination but actual countless tentacles entwining and piling up, causing mental contamination. PN6EkY

“!!!!!!”

Xu Qi reflexively burst into flames – literally – but before the flames could erupt, Shi Yuebai impatiently pressed his palm against the floor, “I’m renovating, how about I just cement you into it?”

Looking at the tentacles behind him and then at Shi Yuebai, Xu Qi stared at the small strawberry mark on his neck for a long time, finally connecting the dots in his mind.

According to Noah… one of the cubs in Shi Yuebai’s household is a tentacle cub… ERbV Z

Tentacles with a red base and blue pattern… the shape of the mouthparts is pretty, like eyeballs…

White Moonlight…

White…!

Danger!!!! PRTdWF

The red highlighted danger signal flashed frantically in Xu Qi’s mind. He stammered, “Suddenly, I don’t think it’s that urgent. Let’s wait until you’re free to discuss it… I won’t bother you, both of you…”

As Xu Qi spoke, he stealthily stepped back, but before he could escape, a voice from hell rang out behind Shi Yuebai.

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“It’s okay.” Xu Yintang politely nodded to Xu Qi, intercepting his last glimmer of hope, “Tell me in detail, how did you nearly sleep with him?”

The smile on his face was friendly, the curiosity in his eyes genuine, blatantly indicating to everyone that he didn’t care whether Shi Yuebai had admirers or nearly slept with anyone, he was just here for the show. hJvdlf

But the clothes he wore were familiar, and the fading bruise on his collarbone was conspicuous, all these elements, in Xu Qi’s eyes, formed the image of his unyielding self on the training ground.

Xu Qi dared not look at what expression Shi Yuebai was wearing now. Xu Yintang said, “You see… do I still have a chance?”

Xu Yintang comforted him, “You speak freely, he won’t do anything to you until you finish.”

Meaning, after you finish speaking, whether you live or die doesn’t matter anymore… IRCmPq

With courage, Xu Qi glanced at the silent Shi Yuebai, then turned to Xu Yintang with a smile full of survival instinct, “I know all about the boss’s rotten peach blossoms, let me slowly tell you… Oh, by the way, I’m Xu Qi, nice to meet you for the first time…”

Thanks to Shi Yuebai’s boss-like constitution, he felt like he could live another five hundred years.

 


Author’s Note – dQb0uh

Xu Yintang: Alright, there’s drama to enjoy! [Immediately takes a front-row seat]

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6 comments

  1. Ah?? why is chap 126 posted in chap 1??

    Im confused ლ(ಠ_ಠ ლ)

    Thank you very much for the chapter and for your hard work♡♡

  2. Oooo I was wondering when rotten peach blossoms would appear! I cant wait to see fourth cub😆

    Thank you for the chapter🧡🧡

  3. Oh no, Chinese drama is started

    Thank you for your translation 💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚