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#Woke up and found out that the hidden ending of “Night of the Birth of the Gods” was actually unlocked. Anyone who knows what’s going on, please come in and chat!#

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1st Anonymous: 

I bet five points it’s the Laundry Detergent Squad’s boss.

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2nd Anonymous: ZQg6h

Betting on Laundry Detergent Squad +1.

 

3rd Anonymous:

Who would still be hiding stuff like this nowadays? Besides the Laundry Detergent Squad boss, no one else can pull it off. 😂

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Let me make a big bet: 10 points on the Laundry Detergent Squad being the first to unlock it.

 

4th Anonymous:

Laundry detergent, what laundry detergent? They’re clearly the Blue Moon Raiding Party.  😤 I’ll also go for the Moon God; after all, I have a compulsion to collect all the endings. Hahaha. hQZozL

 

5th Anonymous:

If the Moon God unlocks it first, I bet there’ll be a guide in a couple of days. After all, the Moon God has invested so much.

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6th Anonymous:

I still remember the horrifying record of the Moon God grinding for 126 runs in two days during Night of the Birth of the Gods…

 

7th Anonymous: zKcBsm

Honestly, just reading the words “God’s Birth” makes my stomach ache. 😫

 

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8th Anonymous:

Speaking as someone who’s given birth in real life, I can say that it’s really more painful than giving birth to a child. I recall that the Moon God got 100+ sacrificial cards out of those 126 runs? 2pLiuk

 

Shivering…

 

9th Anonymous: YoWmea

But that time, he still didn’t unlock the hidden ending for Night of the Birth of the Gods in the end. 😢😢😢

 

10th Anonymous:

Can’t help but give the Moon God some candles. 🕯️🕯️🕯️ u6Ohek

 

 

58th Anonymous: zrbcwL

Cough, cough, those of you giving candles, please restrain yourselves. We still need Moon God’s guide to survive. 😐

Also, according to some unverified information, the Laundry Detergent Squad is doing group runs in the Doll House. It’s highly likely that the hidden ending isn’t related to the Moon God this time.

 

59th Anonymous: W1ReDE

????? If it’s not Laundry Detergent Squad, who else could it be? The benefits of Night of the Birth of the Gods are so limited; besides the Moon God with his compulsions, who else would go for a second run?

 

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61st Anonymous:

For example, me… If there’s a hidden guide, I’d actually like to give it a shot. After all, the newbie graveyard from the early years has a bit of nostalgia for me. Several friends and I made arrangements there during my newbie days. uM4nV6

 

62nd Anonymous:

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63rd Anonymous:

The most absurd part is definitely the returns from Night of the Birth of the Gods! 😂 All members surviving with an A rating is only 30,000 points; you can’t even make back the money spent on medicine.

 

66th Anonymous: BTynkA

No, no, no! The gaming experience of Night of the Birth of the Gods is the real deal! It’s all about that adrenaline rush from the opening kill, then it’s hide, run, and crouch in the dark room for half the night! Damn, I was almost gone by the early morning…

 

67th Anonymous:

+1, +1, +1!!! My last run was Night of the Birth of the Gods. I followed the guide to rescue my teammates and ended up crouching in a dark room together, so bored that the system asked me to pass a Willpower check! 😡 pCJatT

 

68th Anonymous:

In other low-level dungeons, you can at least chat up NPCs, eat some melon, or even form a couple. But in Night of the Birth of the Gods, the believers are a cult with only their mother goddess in their heads. This couple is too strong, and I can’t form it. 😂

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69th Anonymous:

Uh… well, Night of the Birth of the Gods is actually… not that bad…

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Once you’ve seen the guide, you’re not likely to screw up, and you’re just focused on staying alive. Personally, I still like it… (This is just my personal opinion, no offense intended, and I apologize if there’s anything inappropriate in my words.)

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70th Anonymous:

The one above’s comment killed me! 😂 Seems like you might be a newbie.

In my newbie days, I also enjoyed Night of the Birth of the Gods, this hardcore survival scenario. But after surviving more than ten runs, you’ll understand. To stay alive, you have to learn to enjoy the nightmares. 😄

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71st Anonymous:

If you’re seeking thrills, might as well go all the way.

 

72nd Anonymous: QmZbD0

Honest people don’t live long; miscreants live for thousands of years.

Newcomers, take these seasoned players’ blood and tears experiences to heart. 🙂

 

73rd Anonymous: Ggu9Bo

The one above, you’re sick; take your meds and don’t scare the newcomers. 

Anyway, I’m betting my 5 points on the Cat Group. The leaders of the Cat Group (the miscreants) have all kinds of crazy antics, so the probability of uncovering the hidden ending must be higher. 😌

 

74th Anonymous: IBufxw

Uh… Are you talking about the Cat Group that seduces the evil god, hands knives to the antagonist boss, and sets off fireworks at the slightest provocation?

 

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75th Anonymous:

And the Cat Group that makes appointments/connections with wives and then flirts with husbands, starts by sacrificing a teammate at the beginning, and has a guide that always says “next time for sure”? 9FydDk

 

76th Anonymous:

I’m 61st, and I take back what I said earlier. If the Cat Group is the first to uncover this hidden ending, then I don’t deserve it. 😅

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77th Anonymous:

In that case, why don’t I bet on AFA? They have the most members and an internal information repository. In reality, their performance isn’t worse than the Laundry Detergent Squad.

 

78th Anonymous: 0Crp3j

But AFA’s first discovery of the hidden ending definitely won’t leak any information. All their information is strictly confidential, and they’ve signed agreements that can result in death if violated.

So I’m going with Laundry Detergent Squad.

 

79th Anonymous: gLYa3v

Otherwise, how does AFA always seem to be at odds with the Laundry Detergent Squad? They’re not messing around for no reason.

Laundry Detergent Squad has made all the dungeon information public and even created walkthroughs for other groups. AFA’s internal monopoly approach won’t work.

 

80th Anonymous: wmUp5g

Boycott AFA’s monopoly! Boycott AFA’s monopoly!

 

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81st Anonymous:

As a bystander, I just want to say that AFA isn’t as extreme as you guys make it out to be. I advise you not to get caught up in fabricated rumors. Even if they monopolize, the Laundry Detergent Squad, the pricing of their guides has gone through the roof. Don’t pretend to be saints. 😒 dvX4J0

 

82nd Anonymous:

I second the comment above!

Nowadays, the pricing of dungeon guides, thanks to Laundry Detergent Squad, has gone higher and higher, often reaching hundreds of thousands or even millions. With these points, why not buy more items? 😆 2eoqvT

 

83rd Anonymous:

What’s wrong with us charging tens of thousands of points for the guides Moon God’s squad earned through their life and death struggles? Are you daring to say that Laundry Detergent Squad’s guides aren’t effective? It’s almost like they’re doing step-by-step tutorials for you! I say Moon God is just too kind, which is why all you morons above are still alive. 😡

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84th Anonymous:

For a moment, I didn’t know if the people above were fans or critics…

 

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127th Anonymous:

Since the friends above have guessed (argued) so much, I’ll take a bold guess for the newcomers. 😬

As the saying goes, “Newcomers are like monsters.” Moon God was also super strong in their first dungeon back then. They turned a certain-death situation into a victory. wL6VyB

 

128th Anonymous:

Story translated by Chrysanthemum Garden.

The comment above makes a lot of sense!

P.S. I’m betting on the Cat Group. 78hJjR

 

129th Anonymous:

Staunchly supporting Laundry Detergent Squad. It’s 2202, my friends! Apart from Moon God with their OCD, no bigshot would bother unlocking the hidden ending of Night of the Birth of the Gods!

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130th Anonymous:

Although, I still feel that AFA has the highest possibility…

 


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Xu Yintang quickly skimmed through the entire thread and found that, apart from the title, there wasn’t much content related to him. Most of the discussion among players was filled with idle chatter and arguments. However, when combined with the relevant information in the “Newbies Must-Read” thread, he gained a basic understanding of the power dynamics in the game.

 

Currently, the player with the highest reputation among the community was the “Laundry Detergent Squad,” officially known as the “Blue Moon Strategy Team.” 

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This team consisted of five regular members and an occasional member named Ruogan, and they contributed high-quality strategy guides for various dungeons. Their beginner-friendly, life-saving tutorials for each dungeon received widespread acclaim. 

 

As a united force, they significantly improved the survival rates of the player community. After all, in a harmonious society, most players had a hard time surviving an E-rank dungeon.

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Regarding the pricing issue mentioned in the thread, Xu Yintang thought it was acceptable. While special item strategy guides sometimes came at a hefty price, often ranging from tens of thousands to over a million points, basic life-saving tutorials were more affordable, averaging just a few thousand points. 

 

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Additionally, there were text-based strategies and separately sold dungeon information available, with prices ranging from tens to hundreds of points. Players who had purchased these guides praised their effectiveness, and the customer base spanned players from various income levels.

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The leader of the Laundry Detergent Squad, referred to as the “Moon God” by players whose nickname is Blueon, was renowned for his comprehensive knowledge and dedication to unlocking all possible endings for each dungeon. He was often described as a young and handsome man who didn’t talk much. He was known for being the ultimate completionist, with rumors that he was the first to write guides and tutorials that saved newbie players from certain doom.

 

Apart from selling dungeon guides and tutorials, Blueon also shared numerous tips on conversational skills, combat techniques, and micro-expression interpretation, through free, step-by-step guides. His resources and information sharing were highly praised. He ensured that players could grasp these skills and use them effectively to become more competent in the game.

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Undoubtedly, countless players had benefited from these tutorials and guides, including the relatively relaxed and friendly social atmosphere that Xu Yintang was now experiencing. To some extent, this was due to Blueon’s advocacy of resource and information sharing, which had given players a glimmer of hope when hanging on the edge of the cliff. This hope provided them with the encouragement and motivation to survive in the game.

 

However, in Blueon’s own words, the reason he created these tutorials was simply to overcome the inner turmoil of being held back by incompetent teammates. He hoped that all players would improve their knowledge and skills, so they wouldn’t act like clueless individuals in dungeons, continually relying on others to guide them through the game.

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He was young and didn’t want to be driven to an early grave by incompetent teammates.

 

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Well, this seemingly good person doesn’t sound like they have a very good temperament.

 

Xu Yintang saved the thread summarizing the Laundry Detergent Squad’s strategies to his favorites. He then went on to check out another strategy thread posted by players, related to a group known as the “Cat Team.” 

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The content indeed matched the reputation given in the “Newbies Must-Read” thread, warning that beginners and novices shouldn’t bother reading it and it was something they shouldn’t imitate. In other words, this was a blacklist that players should avoid engaging with.

 

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Xu Yintang didn’t need to read much, just from the first three lines, he figured that this “Cat Team,” abbreviated from “Cat Whisker Strategy Group,” shared a similar style to some of his neighbors. They were known for their high-stakes and thrilling approach, seemingly not caring about their own lives or the lives of others. Anything could happen to them, including going from laughing one moment to killing you the next. 

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For people like them, you either clicked with them instantly and enjoyed the thrill, or you kept your distance and never tried to provoke them. A world that followed the rules and had a sense of order was much more beautiful.

 

Alternatively, like Xu Yintang, exchanging bloodshed and violence for a peaceful life was also a valid solution. However, this depended on being certain that you could defeat the reckless lunatics.

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Regarding the last player group mentioned by others, AFA, which stood for “all for all,” it started as a small mutual aid group among players, primarily meant to provide assistance and camaraderie. Over time, it grew into a massive organization with a militaristic approach. They relied on swarm tactics and monopolized internal information. 

 

At one point, they controlled a significant portion of the player community until Blueon and his Laundry Detergent Squad emerged. Blueon’s extensive offering of free tutorials and low-cost strategies on the forum shifted a substantial part of their player base.

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The power struggles and intrigues between AFA and the strategy groups were a long-lasting and evergreen topic among players. Xu Yintang followed a trail of breadcrumbs from one gossip thread to another, consuming various bits of information regarding AFA and Blueon, expanding his horizons and marveling at the juicy tidbits.

 

In terms of personal preferences, Xu Yintang leaned more towards the Blue Moon Strategy Team, possibly because their name resembled a brand of laundry detergent found in hospitals, which made him feel more familiar. If not for this association, AFA’s management style was closer to the hospital where Xu Yintang had spent many years, so transitioning into AFA could have been seamless for him.

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Xu Yintang returned to Blueon’s guide on dungeon items, making note of several inexpensive, practical items available in the in-game store. He was then interrupted by the sound of his ringing bell.

 

It was 11:30 AM, time for lunch at the hospital.

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Author’s Note –

Story translated by Chrysanthemum Garden.

 

Blue Moon Strategy Team: your ideal partner for household and travel, if you like it, please give it a thumbs-up! pnfc7j

 

Cat Team: Haha, we’re about to flip the car! Hehe, I didn’t flip; I was just pretending.

 

I want to create a relatively harmonious player community with unity, mutual assistance, and eternal courage. I prefer to believe that even in the darkness, there will always be the shining light of humanity. y68QSu

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  1. Love how he’s thinking of associating with these groups based on irrelevant connections…lmao! Thanks for all the updates 🤣❤️🤣❤️🤣

  2. Is he in an abandoned mental hospital? Run by ghosties?? That would be cute. And in line with his sanity score I think haha

  3. Oh, I like how ML likes eating melon seeds on forum

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