Xu Yintang’s proposal left Shi Yuebai silent.
Shi Yuebai swore that if Xu Yintang wanted to raise anything else, even those behemoths from the Sea of Void, he would agree without changing his expression, perhaps even with a hint of surprise.
After all, Xu Yintang didn’t really need to consult him on this matter. The hospital belonged to Xu Yintang himself, and he was free to raise whatever he wanted.
However, looking at that big sausage that used the same opening for both eating and excreting, it was really hard for him to imagine adding such a thing to the hospital.
Moreover, judging from the smell of the sprayed minced meat and blood, it was a severely expired and spoiled mixture of fish and human flesh sausage.
It had nothing to do with danger level, combat power, or anything else; it was purely disgusting.
Shi Yuebai took a deep breath and tried to appear as calm as possible. “I think…” He paused to consider his words, “you should reconsider.”
“Well, then I’ll think about it again.” Xu Yintang nodded. After saying that before, he also regretted it a bit. It might be interesting to have such a setting in a popular science program, but considering the cleanliness of the hospital and the table manners that the children had finally developed, as well as the prenatal education of the possible new cub…
Xu Yintang silently dismissed this idea. “Forget it, let’s just consider cutting it up for raw materials.”
He said this so naturally that Shi Yuebai had to suppress his doubts about his own understanding. “Are you… using it to make *that*?”
In front of the children, he cautiously replaced “making a new cub” with a pronoun.
“Yes, use the material for *that*.” Xu Yintang felt that Shi Yuebai’s use of pronouns was very conspicuous. This might arouse the children’s suspicion. Already, the five big eyes of Second Treasure in his arms were flashing with shrewdness, and Third Flora’s butterflies were whispering to each other, wondering which *that* was being referred to.
“…then why not use the dragon for it?” Shi Yuebai asked with difficulty.
Xu Yintang looked at him strangely. “Of course, we should use it together, it’s not illegal.”
Though he had to admit that even though the dragon was filled with resentment, with its majestic and powerful aura, it was more to the uterus’ taste than the village chief’s big sausage, which couldn’t conceal its dirty and disgusting nature after reverting to its original form.
Paired with the chaotic and insane pollution fragments captured from the sea, he had already controlled his imagination of the appearance of the new cub.
During Shi Yuebai’s brief loss of speech, Casey Cat hurriedly kicked away the soul half that got closer, leaned against Xu Yintang, and tenderly meowed, “As long as you want, you can use any kind of material. Let them bite each other for a while to consume their stamina, and I’ll help you catch them all back.”
Its delicate and cute little cat face was raised, with big and round cat eyes shining like melted honey, and its tail tip rubbed against Xu Yintang’s calf, looking very worthy of being held in one’s arms and kissed on its wet black nose.
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To him, the pollution that was enough to drive any living being mad was just cub material sent to his door, he was greedy and eager to collect more, without wasting too much of his rationality.
Ha, making a cub is a priority.
Xu Yintang even felt that in this state, even the Sea of Void would be influenced by him. All the blasphemous, terrifying, and indescribable powers would only be eagerly accepted.
He just wouldn’t let himself indulge in the delusional desire to create a family so large that even the world couldn’t contain it.
At the same time, Xu Yintang knew that even if he fed all of his uterus to the cub this time, he couldn’t stop his brain from spinning. He could only rely on his willpower to resist desire.
He glanced at the system panel, and with the absorption of the Blood Moon’s power, the Mystery value had reached a precarious 98, still dangerously lingering in the stage of external transformation. He had a clear premonition that only when he succumbed to desire would he completely lose his human qualification.
Casey Cat keenly noticed Xu Yintang’s momentary distraction. It placed its paw on Xu Yintang’s hand and solemnly responded to Xu Yintang’s request to fight together, “Then, I’ll leave my back to you.”
Its paw pads were rough and dry, yet they conveyed a warm and reassuring sense of strength.
Xu Yintang snapped out of his trance, holding Casey Cat’s paw in his hand and shaking it gently as if shaking hands. “I’ll do my best… to help.”
Casey Cat allowed itself to be held, its claws held back from fully extending. It glanced at the village chief’s sausage and the dragon’s body tearing at each other, both sides reaching a point of exhaustion, and immediately began directing itself and Xu Yintang to deal with the sausage village chief, while the three cub continued to attack the dragon’s body. As for Shi Yuebai…
Casey Cat’s tail proudly raised, “In this case, I’ll leave the cub to your care.”
Haha!
Thirty years in the east, thirty years in the west!
Finally, it was Shi Yuebai’s turn to babysit the cubs!
Shi Yuebai glanced at his soul half, which was getting carried away and needed discipline, and reached out to hold Xu Yintang’s hand along with Casey Cat’s paw, focusing on the final review before the exam. “Keep your center of gravity, maintain your breathing, remember to hold your breath, if the talisman leaves your body, swim to the surface immediately. Escaping is not an embarrassment—”
Xu Yintang kissed his mouth, which was about to finish speaking, turned his head, and followed Casey Cat, which was already pouncing on the sausage village chief.
“Don’t worry, I’m an expert at escaping.”
Wearing the mermaid talisman, the surging water couldn’t pose any trouble to Xu Yintang. He saw his breath turn into bubbles, his body gently enveloped by the water, pushing forward—just like he had imagined when he was a child, he became like a fish.
All the pollutants, all the filthy and blasphemous powers, stirred his nerves. His consciousness was excited, and the seawater spread out huge, viscous masses, along with the sausage that had been bitten open by Casey Cat, exposing its filling.
The movements of the sausage slowed down because part of it was entangled in the net, then Casey Cat clawed and bit several holes, and it’s skin, already worn out from overuse, was about to reach zero durability. A large amount of flesh and blood sprayed out from the holes, turning the surrounding seawater into a mixture of solid and liquid like meat soup.
Although Casey Cat had a layer of fur to protect itself from getting wet, it was still grossed out by the scene. Seeing Xu Yintang, completely soaked in the water, excitedly tearing open the sausage, it almost changed color from being almost swallowed by the entire situation, feeling a sense of pride in its heart.
Worthy of being my white moonlight!
Casey Cat didn’t have time to think about what Xu Yintang was doing. He treaded water and swam, dodging the sausage’s biting mouthparts.
This mouthpart was the only fleshy part of the village chief sausage’s body, while the rest of its body was completely like a sausage wrapped in a casing, making it impossible to find any organ positions to attack.
The violent impact of the water made Xu Yintang’s internal organs ache. He found it difficult to open his eyes completely under this water pressure, relying on the sensation of his nerves to judge the angle, grabbing the casing of the sausage to stabilize himself, and leveraging his body to thrust the harpoon in his hand forcefully into its mouth.
—Operating a chainsaw underwater was several times more difficult than on land. The harpoon, engraved with damage-increasing runes, was the easiest weapon for beginners.
The strenuous feeling in his hand told Xu Yintang that he had hit his target, and his thrusting posture almost caused him to lose the harpoon completely. Regardless of whether he hit or not, he immediately retreated to a distance where the sausage had to rotate its body to pursue him, then pulled out the harpoon gun again and delivered another blow, using the recoil to push himself even further back.
The harpoon deeply pierced the mouthpart, causing the sausage to emit a loud wail. The seawater vibrated, causing huge waves to rise, while on the other side, the dragon’s body, entangled and bitten by the three cub, rolled and struggled to break free from the entanglement of Little Darling’s tentacles, unable to suppress its mocking laughter.
The sky above the sea was shrouded in dark clouds, with electric currents swimming within them. Thunder roared, echoing through the sky, and red and black, muddy colors, like those from the deepest depths of hell, surged from the bottom of the sea, causing terrifying shadows to flash across the sea surface.
Such a terrifying sight could be clearly seen even at the seaside of the village, and screams tore through the barely concealed calm of the small village.
“Blood! Blood!”
The people in the main hall were horrified to see large areas of foul-smelling red rising from the soil, crawling and converging as if summoned by something—clearly a liquid with life, yet it gave them such a strong impression of crawling movement—heading toward the sea.
A few seconds later, an even more terrifying scene unfolded. Living things were wriggling and squirming in the blood-soaked soil, pieces of flesh—eyes, noses, fingers, or other broken things that they couldn’t even identify—crawling about.
Every piece of flesh wailed and screamed, emitting a chilling and terrifying sound of curses that made people shiver involuntarily, as if controlled, they surged toward the sea.
It was the sausage whose skin had been torn to pieces and almost all the stuffing was leaking. It was calling for replenishment. The gelatinous meat pieces stuffed in temporarily blocked the holes in the skin. The countless eyeballs he had swallowed were crowded on the surface of the sausage, looking viciously and angrily at the two assailants.
The mouths and tongues within the filling were moving, producing a clear and melodious sound in the repulsive and ugly creature’s body.
“It’s you!”
He recognized the soaked figure of Xu Yintang, and many eyeballs within his body burst due to emotional anger, dyeing his eyeballs an even more sinister red.
—Within such bitterness and resentment, there was also a wave of envy.
He couldn’t help but feel jealous.
Young, handsome, vibrant.
He had clearly crawled out of the most polluted and filthy seawater that could even contaminate his flesh and blood, but he was clean from head to toe, standing proudly like a deity.
He was almost driven mad by jealousy.
Author’s Note –
This round, this round is a great victory for Casey Cat.
And Mother Xu Yingtang has earned a lot of hatred with his face.
Mother Xu Yingtang: Blame it on my good looks [ ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ ]
Writing battle scenes makes me happy. I really like Mother Xu Yingtang who indulges in blood, pain, and slaughter with rough weapons.
Of course, battle damage and all that… *slurps*
I’d still like to see the underwater chainsaw lol
+1
The author really doesn’t shy away from writing gross scenes ; o ;
Once again, we have Sugar Daddy dealing crit damage with just his looks😂🧡🧡🧡
Thank you for the chapter!!!
Being a mother is hard work. XD XD XD
THANK YOU VERY MUCH FOR BEING AWESOME!!!
…i really don’t want him to use that sausage as material; at most it should be fertilizer. It’s just… too disgusting. A dragon corpse is barely better.
Reading sausage these past few chapters is just so funny to me idk why 😭😭
Cool mommy
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