Xiao Hong looked at the Young Master who was usually very active. At this moment, he was sick, lying weakly on the bed, and she felt very uncomfortable.
“Young Master, why don’t you invite the doctor to come over and have a look!”
Yi HanZhi lay on the bed and shook his head weakly.
“You go and rest! You’re injured. You don’t have to wait by my side today. Go and have a good rest!”
Xiao Hong looked at her Young Master with tears in her eyes and sobbed softly.
“Xiao Hong won’t leave. Young Master is obviously ill. Why don’t you want to see a doctor? Young Master, you are refusing to listen to advice!”
Yi HanZhi was most afraid of women crying. He forced himself to sit up, stretched out his hand to wipe away Xiao Hong’s tears, and smiled weakly.
“Stop crying. If you cry again, you will become ugly. If you become ugly, you won’t be able to marry. I’m fine. I just have an upset stomach. I’ll be fine after a while. Go and take a rest! Look at your injured hands. There’s no way you can take care of me, and I can’t take care of you either now. You might as well heal your injury and then come back.”
Xiao Hong stopped crying and thought about it. Now, her right hand was injured and she really couldn’t do anything. So, she said.
“Then I’ll ask Qing’er to serve you?”
“No, I just want to take a rest now. Go back and rest quickly! Don’t worry about me.”
In order to reassure her, Yi HanZhi deliberately cheered up and faced her with a smile.
Only then did Xiao Hong feel relieved, and left reluctantly.
Seeing that Xiao Hong was finally out of sight, Yi HanZhi threw himself heavily on the bed. He felt really uncomfortable. From last night to now, he hadn’t drunk nor eaten anything. He kept vomiting, and his stomach hurt from hunger, but he couldn’t eat anything.
He looked at the top of the bed and fell asleep again unconsciously.
He was woken up by the urge to pee. When he opened his eyes, it was already dark. Yi HanZhi was lying on the bed and really didn’t want to move, and only then did he feel a little better. But, the feeling of needing to answer the call of nature forced him to get up to solve it.
However, he was weak and it took him a while to sit up from the bed while struggling. In the dark, he couldn’t see where his shoes were. After probing his feet on the ground for a long time to no avail, he simply chose not to wear them. When he stood up from the bed, he felt like the world was spinning. His vision went dark, and he fell forward.
Just when he was about to have a close contact with the earth, a person suddenly appeared in front of him. That person supported him in time so that he would not fall.
“What’s wrong? Are you sick? Why aren’t you wearing any shoes?”
The person who came held him in his arms, then reached out to touch his head and put him back on the bed.
The night was so dark that Yi HanZhi couldn’t see the face of the person in front of him clearly, but from the voice, he knew that that person was the protagonist who had been gone for several months. Why is he back again? But this is not the point. The point is that he is in a hurry to go to the toilet right now!
“You help me up, I don’t want to lie in bed!”
He struggled to get up, but Bai Jun was holding him down.
“If you feel uncomfortable, just lie down and have a good rest. Don’t move around.”
Yi HanZhi almost peed in his pants when he pressed him like that. So, he became angry and yelled.
“You bastard, don’t press Laozi. Laozi wants to pee. Help Laozi up quickly!
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“Oh!” The other party hesitated for a while, then he walked out.
Without the interruption of others, he could finally pee properly.
After finally solving the call of nature, that damn feeling of vomiting came back. It was such a mess. He didn’t remember eating anything unclean in the past few days. Why did he keep vomiting like this?
Yi HanZhi lay on the bedside, vomited to the point of collapse.
Bai Jun stood aside with a deep look in his eyes.
“Are you sick?”
Yi HanZhi waved his hand to indicate that he was fine. But then he thought about it. It was all in the dark now, and no one could see his waving action! But that damn feeling of vomiting just wouldn’t go away, and he didn’t have much energy left to care about Bai Jun.
Although he saw that the other party was waving his hands actively to show that he was fine, Bai Jun looked at Yi HanZhi and it really didn’t look like everything was okay.
So, he stepped forward and picked him up from the bed.
Yi HanZhi was taken aback when he was suddenly picked up from the bed, and reflexively, he hugged the other person’s neck so that he wouldn’t let himself fall.
“What are you doing? Put me down.”
When he came back to his senses, he had let go of the other’s neck and used both hands to push on the other person’s chest.
“Don’t move, I’ll take you to see the doctor.”
Bai Jun was unmoved by his push. He leapt and flew from the room’s ground to the roof. He walked so fast as if flying, running on the roof at high speed.
Yi HanZhi thought that was probably the so-called Qing Gong! But he couldn’t think too much. Bai Jun was too fast, which made him feel a little dizzy. When he was dizzy, he felt like vomiting. He quickly covered his mouth to prevent him from vomiting all over the other party’s body, but he still vomited acid water all over him.
When they arrived at the destination, Bai Jun put him down. Yi HanZhi hurriedly pushed the other party away and squatted aside and vomited violently.
Bai Jun didn’t rush him, just stood aside and waited calmly. Yi HanZhi made a mess on his body, so he took off his clothes in disgust. It seemed that he needed to change clothes later.
It was only after he finished vomiting that he realized that the person behind him was still there, and that the coat on that person’s body had been taken off by him. Thinking about it, he probably vomited all over his body just now, he must have soiled it!
“Um…I’m sorry, I just can’t help it.”
Yi HanZhi stretched out his index finger and scratched his cheek, looking embarrassed.
“It’s okay, let’s go in! Your clothes are also dirty, you too change into another one later!”
Bai Jun reached out to grab his hand without caring about it.
Yi HanZhi was not happy about that, and hurriedly hugged the pillar next to him.
“I’m not sick. I don’t need to see a doctor. I’ll just take a rest!” He hated seeing the doctor, getting the injections and taking medicines the most.
Bai Jun raised his eyebrows. Obviously, he looked like he was about to die from vomiting, but he actually said that he was not sick. That kind of childish behavior, acting like a little child really made him dumbfounded.
“Are you sure you’re not sick?”
Bai Jun slowly stepped forward.
Looking at Bai Jun who was approaching slowly, Yi HanZhi felt a little guilty. But when he thought of the bitter decoction, he still raised his head and hugged the stone pillar beside him, refusing to let go.
“Don’t you think I’m fine now? I’m really fine.”
As soon as he finished speaking, his stomach seemed to be deliberately going against him, and instantly began to churn again.
He reluctantly let go of the pillar, squatted aside and began to vomit again.
Bai Jun shook his head helplessly. He picked the other party up from the ground, and knocked on the door in front.
After a while, someone opened the door from the inside. The person who opened the door was an old man with a gray beard who looked to be a few years older. When he saw Bai Jun, he was a little surprised and turned sideways to make way for them.
Yi HanZhi was forced to go in by the other party. He gave him a helpless look, and sat on the edge of the bed.
“What’s wrong with Young Master?”
The old man with a gray beard looked at Bai Jun and asked.
Bai Jun shook his head and pointed at Yi HanZhi’s direction.
“I’m fine, but something is wrong with him. He’s been vomiting for no apparent reason.”
“Oh! I’ll have to take your pulse.”
After saying that, the doctor walked towards Yi HanZhi’s direction.
Yi HanZhi shrank into the bed, and finally stretched out his left hand. Isn’t it just taking the pulse and taking medicine! He’s not afraid…
The old man put his middle and index finger on his veins. His expression gradually became weird, and for a long time, he took the pulse again and again with uncertainty.
Looking at that expression, Yi HanZhi’s heart sank. He must be suffering from some kind of terminal illness! Is he going to die soon after he just transmigrated? He hadn’t inherited their family’s tens of millions of properties yet!!
“What’s wrong?”
Bai Jun also realized the doctor’s strange expression, and couldn’t help but feel a little worried.
The doctor looked at Yi HanZhi and asked a question after a long time.
“Is the Young Master born as a girl?”
Yi HanZhi looked at the doctor with a question mark on his face and shook his head. Did he look like a woman?
The doctor asked again.
“Have Young Master been feeling nauseous, drowsy, easily tired, and dizzy lately?”
Yi HanZhi looked at him and nodded. He really got it all.
The doctor stroked his beard and fell into deep thought again.
“It’s weird, it’s really weird…”
Yi HanZhi really couldn’t stand it anymore. If he had anything to say, he might as well say it clearly. What’s going on with such a weird expression?
Bai Jun also couldn’t stand the doctor’s long-winded behavior anymore. He frowned and walked up to the two of them.
“What’s the matter? Doctor Qiu? What disease has Young Master Yi got? What makes you so uncertain?”
Doctor Qiu glanced at Bai Jun, then at Yi HanZhi, and asked a question that made Yi HanZhi immediately want to get into the hole in the ground.
“Has the Young Master had a relationship with a man?”
Yi HanZhi almost jumped with anger. Can’t you ask him this in private? How could he have the nerve to answer when asked in front of outsiders? So, he got angry.
“Just tell me what the disease is? What’re you dawdling about? it’s annoying!”
The doctor looked at his expression and thought that he was right. So, he shook his head and spoke slowly after a long while.
“This old man has been practicing medicine for more than 40 years, and this is the first time I have encountered this kind of situation as the Young Master’s. Although I have never heard of it or seen it, I am sure it is a ‘happy pulse’.”
Hearing that, both of them were stunned.
What pulse? What the heck is a happy pulse? If he remembered correctly, when he usually watches TV, after an empress or an imperial concubine on TV were pregnant, they are diagnosed by the imperial doctor and they call it a happy pulse, right? Pregnant? Isn’t that something only women do?
Yi HanZhi looked at the old doctor and then at Bai Jun. He wondered if he had seen it wrong, but he actually saw a look of joy in Bai Jun’s eyes.
He stood up calmly, and his tone was calm.
“I’m going back.”
Doctor Qiu was surprised by his calmness. If someone else found out that he was a man but pregnant with a child, wouldn’t he have broken down? Why was he so calm?
Bai Jun grabbed his hand and spoke gently.
“I’ll take you back.”
Yi HanZhi shook his hand away.
“No need.”
Then he walked out the door.
Doctor Qiu was still shouting inside.
“Young Master, remember not to eat too greasy food during this period. Try to keep the food as light as possible. To ensure the nutrition of the fetus, remember to eat more eggs.”
Oh my god!!! Poor hanzhi… he’s too stunned
You reminded me of the meme “The (wo)man was too stunned to speak” 😭 altough the protag being happy and not stunned as well is a bit sus
So violently vomiting 😨 poor guy
thank you for the translation!
So protag’s semen can make a man pregnant or is it yi hanzhi’s special constitution??
I think it’s the mysterious tea YHZ drink in the flower house
Congratulations on the baby (ФωФ)
Is this dropped or sporadic? 🤔