If You Don’t Fall in Love, You’ll DieCh7 - Kiss, Hug, and Lift Up High~

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The, one, and, only! yLvFdu

Ren Jing only slowly collected his thoughts after Gu Xi was long gone.

All of the ‘cold water’ in his chest all warmed up and even began to turn into bubbles.

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So there was only a piece of chocolate?

So Ye Chen handmade the chocolate for him? veh09R

And it was a love chocolate.

 

As Ren Jing thought of Ye Chen who was making the chocolate with a distressed look, he could immediately feel his heart itching.

He wanted to hug him, wanted to kiss him, wanted to—

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Ren Jing got through Ye Chen’s number, but he hung up after ringing a few times.

I had to hold back.

Ye Chen was already too shy, so he shouldn’t upset him even more.

Ren Jing was in a good mood albeit not being able to hear what he wanted to hear. He thought of Ye Chen’s tiny figure all day long that his mind was only filled with this sentence: How could he be so adorable? l0xJ3K

 

While Great Movie King Ren was being extremely sweetened on this side, Ye Chen was also feeling rather joyful on the other side.

“I’m slipping away like a pro!” Well, it was indeed true that he sneaked away in success.

Death System silently muttered in its heart: What an impressive EQ you have there, young man. byAwK9

Truth to be told, Ye Chen didn’t particularly have a high EQ, but he decided to sneak away after careful deliberations. Though, it totally slipped his mind that there was still Fatty Gu who could push him into a pit beside Death System.

 

They kissed on the first day, hugged on the second day, and Ren Jing ate the chocolate he made on the third day… Ren Jing must’ve mistakenly assumed that Ye Chen was secretly in love with him as he completed these series of daily missions.

In reality, he wasn’t, however! Q6WyiE

In order to avoid more misunderstandings, Ye Chen thought of ‘relieving the besieged by attacking the home base of the besiegers’.

As a matter of fact, he had given the chocolate to Ren Jing, but Ren Jing had no idea that this was handmade specially for him. He simply ate it as a part of the celebration. What a logical turn of events!

Story translated by Chrysanthemum Garden.

Not only would Ye Chen be able to avoid the misunderstandings to arise, he could also complete the missions at the same time. You’re gonna have to continue the struggle, ‘Movie King’ Ye!

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Ye Chen began to play games happily. This went on until someone suddenly called him.

This is the crucial moment for the teamfight, how could I fail them?

Right when Ye Chen was just about to press the decline button, he ended up seeing the two large words ‘Ren Jing’ on his phone’s screen.

What? What is it that he wants again? IF1wPj

Ye Chen hesitated for a while. Should I answer or should I not? After all, he’s going to be my ‘long-term cooperative partner’, I have to count on him to ‘devote’ himself to cooperate with me in the future. Should I answer the call?

 

Who would have thought that right when he was just about to answer, the cellphone had hung up the call by itself.

What the hell!? 0ceNV8

Why the hell does it hang up by itself even though it only rings a few times? 

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He didn’t get to answer the call and lost the teamfight. This is so infuriating!

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But it was Gu Xi instead of Ren Jing this time.

Ye Chen rejected it without much thought and continued to storm through the enemies! Gu Xi persisted, however, and made another call.

Ye Chen rejected the call again and Gu Xi also called again. v43TgS

 

As this continued on for the third time, Lu Ban No. 7 died as a result. Ye Chen was enraged and picked up the call as he yelled irritably, “Cut it out, would you!?”

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Gu Xi knew him very well, he immediately knew what was going on after thinking a bit of it. He laughed mischievously and said, “Don’t cry, Brother will carry you to level up later.”

“What fucking good would that do?” OhW8kn

“Don’t keep lusting after my little sister.”

Ye Chen, “…”

Gu Xi made a sly innuendo, “Even if I truly have a sister, you sure you could get it up to her?”

Ye Chen, “Scram!” Zu6cV8

 

Gu Xi giggled. “Come to think of it, has your love chocolate made you fly to the sky?”

Ye Chen didn’t flare up upon hearing his words. He calmly praised himself: I am indeed wise, Gu Xi mustn’t know anything about that incident. The whole world would know of it the moment this blabbermouth spilled it.

Ye Chen criticized him, “If something is the matter then say it, if not then beat it. Don’t get in my way of playing King’s Glory.” AeK3Yn

Gu Xi said, “Come to the audition tomorrow. I want to take a look at your condition.”

Ye Chen replied, “You could’ve just had your assistant contact me.”

Gu Xi, “You’re a star, so wouldn’t I seem insincere if I don’t personally contact you?”

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Haha, laughed Ye Chen grimly. Don’t assume he wasn’t aware of it: he knew that this guy was trying to get a word from him. That chocolate’s whereabouts had become a sensitive thing to mention; he’d feel irritated whether it was brought up or not.

Ye Chen wouldn’t satisfy his curiosity, of course. He said, “Got it. I’m hanging up.”

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Gu Xi said, “You sure you don’t wanna say anything else to me?”

Ye Chen thought of hanging up the call ‘coldly’, but he recalled something in the end and asked, “Am I going to be auditioning by myself tomorrow?” 94Koh1

Gu Xi replied, “There are some co-stars.”

“Is Ren Jing going?”

 

Being aware that Ye Chen was fed up with Ren Jing, Gu Xi hurriedly said, “Worry not, I’ve separated your schedules, you won’t meet him.” N4epx6

Ye Chen, “…”

Gu Xi said again, “Later on, I’ll do my best to arrange your schedules so you won’t meet except for the part where you act together on the shooting site. So you don’t need to worry.”

It’d be weird if I’m not worrying about it! He agreed to act in this movie so that he could approach Ren Jing more easily. Yet in the end this bastard actually separated their schedules?

Still, Ye Chen couldn’t just say this: I want to be auditioning together with Ren Jing, I want to be together with Ren Jing… ot8Rqy

That would be so out of character that Gu Xi would probably be shocked until he questioned life.

 

Ye Chen didn’t feel like continuing to play games after hanging up the call. Instead, he called Xiao Liu’s number and said a few things. “Help me ask about Ren Jing’s latest schedule. And remember not to tell anyone of this.”

Xiao Liu’s brain circuit worked the same with Gu Xi’s. He said, “Rest assured, Brother Chen, Director Gu certainly wouldn’t let you meet Movie King Ren…” fpdDZs

Ye Chen gnashed his teeth. “Help me ask around!”

Xiao Liu thought that Ye Chen felt so on edge whenever someone mentioned Ren Jing that he would keep away from him as much as possible. Hence, he dutifully asked around what Ye Chen had requested of him.

It wasn’t much of a difficult thing to do. Not long after, Xiao Liu sent an email to Ye Chen.

As Ye Chen looked at the content, he complained: How are you still not dead of hecticness, you workaholic!? eRdNpk

 

Compared to him who was loafing and lazing about, Ren Jing was practically super busy. Being able to get five hours of sleep everyday was already more than enough for him.

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After pondering for a while, Ye Chen felt that he ought to put in more effort.

It would be best for them to audition together tomorrow. If not, his mission would be at stake! P FYIp

But how can I make Gu Xi change his mind?

It’s impossible to outright say it. Then, is there any roundabout strategy to deal with this?

 

Ye Chen started to rack his tiny brain. After turning his brain around for a while, he eventually came up with a plan. 4goBdt

I could start by asking senior!

The senior Ye Chen thought of was the lead actress of Gu Xi’s new movie. She was one of the currently most popular actresses named Du Ke.

Du Ke was Ye Chen’s college schoolmate, they were two grades apart. They didn’t know each other back then, but after entering the entertainment circle and knowing that they were from the same college, they grew closer to each other. Ye Chen was fond of Du Ke’s temperament, too. The two gradually became senior and junior.

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They were on good terms, so Du Ke immediately answered when Ye Chen called her.

“How rare for you to actually remember to give me a call.”

Ye Chen promptly apologized. Du Ke chuckled and said, “Alright, what’s the matter?”

Ye Chen said gently, “I’ve accepted the role of Mu Yushi.” 9xQDkt

Du Ke said, “I’ve heard from Director Gu. That’s nice, I’ll have the opportunity to work together with you again.”

Ye Chen found it quite hard to speak, but eventually said after hesitating for a long time, “Um… Here’s the thing.”

 

He told her that he was going to the audition tomorrow, but he particularly wanted to practice together with Du Ke. However, Du Ke couldn’t make it tomorrow, so he thought of asking Du Ke’s schedule. 4xbJy5

Du Ke said, “Fine by me. I could push back tomorrow’s work.”

Ye Chen hesitated, but eventually asked, “It’s not a good idea to hold you up for two days, so how about…you invite Ren Jing to practice and then directly act with you tomorrow?”

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Finally mentioning the main point made Ye Chen truly tensed up.

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Du Ke was quite bewildered as she asked, “Would that be alright?” She was thinking about Ye Chen since she also knew that he wasn’t that fond of Ren Jing.

Ye Chen promptly replied, “We’ll have to get used to each other since we’ll start to work together soon. It won’t be appropriate of me to hold up everyone’s time just because of a mere trifle.”

Du Ke felt relieved. She said, “Let me ask Ren Jing. I’m not sure of his schedule.”

Ye Chen could only agree. “Alright…” tBEm9X

What should I do if by any chance Ren Jing isn’t available tomorrow!? Brother Chen was vexed.

 

Du Ke called Ren Jing’s number and explained the matter.

Ren Jing was about to outright say that he can’t make it tomorrow, but then… odQ9Y4

The next thing Du Ke said caught his attention. “I thought of getting things done in a day. Thankfully, Ye Chen happens to be free tomorrow.”

Ren Jing paused for a moment before asking, “Ye Chen?”

Du Ke said, “That’s right. He had just called me and said that he wants to have the audition tomorrow. He also asked if I’m free tomorrow and I told him that I am. In addition, he also suggested that I ask about your schedule.”

Ren Jing’s heart skipped a beat. NIj7 U

 

Du Ke added, “It’s his good intention. All of us auditioning together in a day could let us find the right feeling.”

Even though she had said a lot, Du Ke didn’t want to make things difficult for Ren Jing, so she said, “But it’s alright, we could make it into two days if you’re not—”

Before she could finish her words, Ren Jing interrupted. “I’m free tomorrow.” M0wlkj

Du Ke smiled. “Okay then, see you tomorrow.”

“Mhm.” Ren Jing also smiled. “See you tomorrow.”

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Du Ke shivered in response to that mushy voice from the cellphone’s receiver. Goodness, please don’t just throw seduction out of nowhere like that!

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Du Ke sent a message to Ye Chen: [It’s settled!]

Seeing these two words on the cellphone’s screen, Ye Chen was so delighted that his eyes were in a curve.

He felt like playing games again. He felt absolutely energetic that it was as if he would be able to reach the silver rank in King’s Glory!

But of course, things were only pretty in the imagination and there was only cruel reality in the end. After ‘dying’ three times, Brother Chen decided to read the script for a bit. nXe6US

He felt delighted for the whole day. The next day, Ye Chen woke up early. He felt that he wouldn’t be afraid of whatever the mission today would be.

After all, Ren Jing would always be by his side.

 

After taking a bath, picking proper clothes, and eating a hearty breakfast, Ye Chen got ready to head out. GXI6fC

Lately, he didn’t drive the car by himself and always had Xiao Liu to pick him up.

After waiting for a little while, Xiao Liu came. Death System also released the mission at the same time.

“Daily mission: Get lifted up high by Ren Jing once. The reward upon completion is one life point.”

Ye Chen’s happy mood turned into the feeling of suffering a defeat in an instant. 6ASiFJ


The author has something to say:

Um, let me explain in Ye Chen’s stead. In the previous chapter, he looked like a dumbass from a third-person point of view, but what he said was actually pretty ordinary from his own point of view. After all, he doesn’t know that Ren Jing had been stirred up by him. He also had no idea that Ren Jing is…ehm…secretly in love with him (have I spoiled the plot…).

Kinda lengthy T/N

T/N: Honestly, it’s just so saddening that the author had to provide an “explanation” for what she writes, even though she really didn’t need to… just bcs of some assholes on the internet. I don’t even get what they’re complaining about… Tiny bit of ranting ahead. Honestly those who said that YC is “dumb” or stupid, they certainly haven’t tried to put themselves on his shoes. He’s a human, a normal human. He aint got superpowers or things like that. Moreover, he grew up comfortably, which leads to him being clueless at some things. Yet, he’s being called “dumb” bcs of it. If I had to be honest, I probably wouldnt even be able to come up with half of his ideas on how to complete the missions he received. But he’s able to. He’s clueless sometimes, but always trying his best to figure out, learn, and do his best. No one seems to see that in him, however… and called him “the typical dumb MC” without actually thinking much, which honestly just feels too much… But that’s probably just me lmfao so yeah don’t mind it.

Translator's Note

An idiom describing one of the battle tactic in the past, which is included in “The Thirty-Six Stratagems“. In simpler terms, it is a kind of “indirect approach” in a battle, in which you’re attacking the enemy’s unguarded vital spot first instead of fighting head-on. So if used in this sentence, Ye Chen is thinking of finding the “weak point” or “loophole” of the ways to complete the mission without any problem. If it makes sense…?

Translator's Note

FUCK I’m losing all of my braincells trying to understand what they’re talking about aaaaaaaaaaa

So, starting from the “level up” part. That part is a gaming term. To explain it shortly, it’s usually to explain an “expert” gamer who could “carry” the newbies, guiding them around and reaching victory, thus the newbie could “level up”. W1Z0oE

Ye Chen’s response to that is a swear word, 飞泥妹. It’s technically “what fucking good would leveling up be?”, but “fuck” should suffice. It has the word “(younger) sister” in it (it’s basically the same with the one that used “mom/mother” in it, 草泥马 or 操你妈), hence Gu Xi’s answer.

Following that, the most logical thing I could think of is Gu Xi is making a sexual innuendo. The word for “level up” has 飞 in it. Which, assuming if it’s a sexual innuendo, might refer to 打飞机, meaning “to masturbate”.

And the last part…… I’m not really sure, I dont think it has special meaning? I think Gu Xi is just asking if Ye Chen is “happy” after making the love chocolate and gave it to someone (which Gu Xi assumes is someone Ye Chen likes). Like, he should be happy instead of being grumpy like now. I guess…?

Translator's Note

Raw is “senior sister”, 师姐, usually used to address someone older or more experienced in a certain field.

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2 comments

  1. I’ve always thought that if something like yc’s system happened to me, I’d come clean right away. I would tell the other person everything and have them help

  2. I usually don’t read the author’s comments since they always give away spoilers or “funny” comments that ruin it for me. But I did this time and I’m with you, I’ve read this novel thrice, always found Ye Chen endearing, never thought of him as dumb, he does come up with clever and sometimes embarrassing solutions for clearing up his missions. What can I say? I love this novel, this are even some of the few names I can remember of all the danmei I ever read.