If You Don’t Fall in Love, You’ll DieCh105 - Finale – Wedding

Editor: Amaris


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Once «Devotion» was screened, it set off a huge sensation in the Spring Festival.

Even though the theme was controversial, it couldn’t affect Ren Jing’s great popularity—which was enough to keep the audience curious even when he acted in a non-mainstream movie.

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The spectators went to the cinema curiously and were immediately charmed by the movie.

It was initially a sad theme. With the actors’ great acting skills, the ending made the girls cry until their eyes turned red, and the boys who accompanied them also bawled their eyes out so much that their hands and feet turned numb. The cinema became very lively as a result. 93gLRS

Each of them passed word-of-mouth about the movie. Even though it didn’t give much publicity to the movie, it still caused a great sensation.

 

After the excitement passed, countless media tried to interview them.

Ye Chen didn’t feel like answering them, so he rejected all the interviews.

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Later, Ren Jing told him, “Let’s go together on this one.”

Ye Chen took a look, and… Oh, it was a media owned by a company in which Ren Jing was a controlling shareholder, they were quite influential, he might as well go—he wasn’t thinking much at that time.

The instant Ye Chen agreed, their assistants began to make the arrangements.

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The interview was broadcasted live to a web portal, resulting in a heavy traffic to the site that day. The technicians had to work overtime to keep the site from going down with all their might, it was indescribably painful for them.

Ye Chen didn’t take it too seriously at first since he thought he only needed to strictly follow the manuscript. He simply smiled all the way.

In fact, the interview went steadily with the young interviewers guiding them. They were asked about interesting incidents when they were shooting the movie.

Ye Chen’s answers were remarkable and pretty amusing. The atmosphere was harmonious and delightful, it was great. p7neMc

 

The situation went on until the host cracked a joke. “Your acting skills are so great that you have performed in such outstanding manner in the movie. Because of that, some of our internet friends are curious about your relationship in private. Some even think that you two like each other.”

The host laughed after saying so. It was right for him to ask that question, since they could refute the rumor that way. They were acting in a movie with a same-gender theme, so it was okay for the host to ask them that question so they could prove their sexual orientations.

In the end, Movie King Ren smiled faintly, then threw a ‘huge torpedo’. “I truly like Ye Chen.” 8mRYFI

The instant he finished his words, the whole TV studio stopped still for a second. Even Ye Chen opened his eyes wide in surprise.

Not only the studio, even the live viewers all turned frozen. Afterwards, hundreds of millions of people all over the country could only curse ‘what the fuck’ relentlessly inside their heart.

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The host could sense the great crisis. He hurriedly replied, “That’s for sure, otherwise you wouldn’t have been able to work together. You seem to be very good friends in private.” Zz51jb

His words made sense. ‘Like’, wasn’t it…? Liking friends is also counted as like!

Being ‘guided’ by the host, the viewers began to think the same way too.

However, Movie King Ren had decided not to let the melon-eating spectators get away today, he just had to stuff them up until full they almost burst.

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He simply said, “We’re not good friends.”

The host, “!!!”

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Ye Chen’s heart thumped wildly. He looked at Ren Jing with his cheeks slightly flushed.

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“We’re dating.”

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It was truly a bombshell! Mdj1gd

 

The host’s forehead was covered in cold sweat all over. He faked a laugh for a long time before saying, “Haha, Movie King Ren is so humorous for cracking such a joke…”

The host couldn’t keep the conversation going anymore. Who the hell could believe that these two…these two…

Ye Chen felt really sorry for the host since he seemed to have been ‘hounded to death’. Still, he said where he stood. “It’s not a joke, we’re truly dating.” BlUTKz

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All the viewers throughout the country had collectively exploded into fireworks. Fortunately, it wasn’t night time, otherwise the night sky would have turned to day because of the fireworks!

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Li Fu had also come to the interview. He had completely turned into a big fool that he couldn’t utter even a word!

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Since they had thrown such a huge bombshell, it was only natural that Ren Jing and Ye Chen had left earlier using a special passage in order to avoid the crowd of reporters cornering and blocking them.

After getting in the car, Ren Jing apologized to Ye Chen, “I’m sorry.”

Ye Chen blinked. “For what?”

Ren Jing replied, “I’ve told everyone about us without asking for your permission first.” xjBYuc

Ye Chen chuckled. “Dating isn’t something for us to hide.”

Ren Jing looked at him, then he said, “From now on, you’re mine alone.”

Ye Chen’s eyes were in a curve as he smiled delightfully and sweetly.

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Ren Jing gave Ye Chen a kiss, then said again, “If you leave me, my fans are going to crowd your door.”

Ye Chen gazed at him, then said, “I think your fans are already crowding my house now.”

Ren Jing, “Don’t worry, my fans will certainly be able to accept my lover.”

Ye Chen, “That might not be true. They’re probably thinking of chopping me up.” Kjk9ho

Ren Jing had turned unusually childish when he said, “Then they’re not my fans.”

Ye Chen was so overwhelmed with joy that he couldn’t stop smiling.

Ren Jing didn’t hold back, either. He took Ye Chen into his arms, then imprinted another kiss on him carefully.

Ye Chen laughed heartily as he said, “Don’t…don’t do that, it tickles so much…” e97j2T

His voice was so sweet and soft that Ren Jing had almost ‘executed’ him in the car.

 

Story translated by Chrysanthemum Garden.

Ren Jing coming out of the closet in public had caused a great sensation, but he had been prepared since a long time ago. The studio had started the public opinion guidance before someone tried to make the situation worse.

Ren Jing’s Weibo was blown up and Ye Chen’s Weibo couldn’t be accessed. The whole internet was discussing it. 8lEC9K

Let alone the other thing, the box office sales of «Devotion» had tripled, so much that the large cinemas increased the number of the movie’s showings consecutively. Even those who had watched it once would watch it again for the second and third time.

Why would they watch so many times?

Because it felt like watching a brand new movie after knowing that the lead actors were lovers!

The girls didn’t take their husbands anymore and agreed to watch the movie with their close friends instead: those who were ‘heartbroken’ ended up crying loudly in pain after watching the movie; those who were ‘inspecting’ the bromance all this while felt ‘envious’ after watching the movie and ended up laughing mischievously together. OFBr24

 

After the news broke the media, it was inevitable that there would be some bad public opinions. Some criticized that homosexuality was disgusting, some said that gay people deserved to die, some even said that these bunch of homosexuals should consume a ‘human pill’…

However, the era had changed. Same-gender marriage had also been legalized in country Z. These ‘criticisms’ could only be regarded as hate speech.

Love was something that involved two people and a matter of two families trying their best to ‘expand’ themselves. What right did strangers have to make irresponsible remarks about them? M9hcrg

As for the ‘human pill’ remarks, it was simply ridiculous.

Could it be that just because people of same-gender got married, the heterosexuals wouldn’t be able to get married and give birth to children anymore?

There was simply no logic to that.

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In the end of the excitement, contrary to what people expected, the fangirls were dominating the top popular search on the internet with ‘I could only wish I was born a man’, which was very amusing.

Ye Chen’s life wasn’t affected much after the sensation.

Firstly, his house… The fans couldn’t catch him there.

Secondly, Ye Chen and Ren Jing were already semi-retired. They didn’t depend on this job to make a living, either. So, it didn’t matter to them what kind of public opinions were out there. zdNVsS

The melon-eating spectators had eaten fully to their hearts’ content thanks to the excitement.

 

Story translated by Chrysanthemum Garden.

In the middle of the year, the clamor after the two had come out of the closet to the public had just died down when another news suddenly exploded in popular search.

[Ren Jing and Ye Chen had decided to hold their grand wedding in the dream-like Tahiti.] guP94m

They were truly getting married! They weren’t coming out of the closet just to hype the box office! They were…they…

Ahhh… The whole internet turned wild again for a few days. There was someone who went to Tahiti on holidays and got to secretly snap a few pictures. When they were posted online, another ‘storm’ brewed up on the internet.

It was a romantic wedding held in a place said to be closest to paradise.

The scene of the two who were looking at each other affectionately turned into an everlasting beauty. sDU2Ek

 

Most people would be very busy and feel exhausted on their wedding, but Ye Chen purely felt happy and content.

The main reason was because there were so many people bustling about for the preparations. Mother Ye and Ren Jing took complete charge of everything in full swing. Ye Chen couldn’t chip in at all.

Father Gu had taken care of the hotel (Shen Jiaze was the one who paid for it), he could be said to be rich and imposing! Sir Prosperous Shen scattered money like water for the sake of his ‘wife’ and lost a few tens of millions in one go. He can’t even blink after that. XQIis4

Yu Xingzhe took care of some of the trivial things. He wasn’t especially good at them, but he had SUN with him, he could entrust these to him. With them taking care of these, would there still be any careless mistakes? Not even until their next life.

All that was left for Ye Chen to do was to choose his suit. But actually, he didn’t even need to take care of that. Yu Xingzhe’s fashion sense was absolutely vicious, whatever he chose for Ye Chen would definitely be the very, absolute best!

 

Xiao Liu asked happily, “Brother Chen, am I really allowed to take my parents with me to Tahiti?” 28CQcm

Ye Chen replied, “Don’t forget to take your mother-in-law along, too.” Xiao Liu’s wife’s mother was a single parent, her father had passed away long ago.

Xiao Liu was so moved he nearly cried as he said, “Brother Chen!”

Ye Chen poked him. “You’re gonna look more virtuous in front of your elders soon.” Recently, he always raised his voice whenever he talked, showing that he was just so happy.

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Before leaving, Ye Chen also told Xiao Liu to take the kitten along.

This was what Death System urged him to do. It said, “Take Qu Qu along, too. Make a tiny suit for it, it must be so handsome it could blow up the sky! It represents me! Put it in the families’ seat, you hear me!?”

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Ye Chen, “…”

What else could Ye Chen do but to spoil it? 79Yb28

The scene of the wedding ceremony’s MC carrying the kitten from the start to finish was really joyful to look at.

 

The wedding ceremony was romantic and marvelous. Mother Ye had done three days of preparations, yet she still ended up crying so much on the wedding day that all of her make-up smeared. It wasn’t because of the feeling of marrying her son off, it was just…just…too moving.

Thinking about Ye Chen and Ren Jing’s fate, those who had learned the truth could only feel happy and moved because of them. m9aelj

Director Li was also invited to the wedding. He only sent a big, big red packet for them.

Why? Because he felt guilty! Up until now, this block-headed and straight director still thought that the two became a pair because of his movie. He thought that the lead actors had gone too deep into their characters that they had turned bent from straight (he was thinking too much).

 

After the wedding ceremony had finished, it was a seaside party. Dm4p K

The beautiful scenery of the heaven on earth added up with the locals dancing enthusiastically made everyone’s cheery mood and happiness reach its peak. Ren Jing and Ye Chen who hugged each other amidst the dazzling fireworks had received heartfelt blessings from everyone.

Loving mutually, staying together, and accompanying each other for a lifetime.

Nothing could surpass their love, and they had gotten everything they ever wished for in their lives.

All story (text) completed. YlSVvk

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Later, Director Li was also invited to Gu Xi and Shen Jiaze’s wedding, and the same went for Yu Xingzhe and SUN’s wedding.

After spending a huge amount of money thrice, Director Li began to doubt that his movie had a curse.

Why do the leading actors and even the supporting actors have all turned bent!? Ig4dyE


The author has something to say:

Note: The setting of same-gender marriage being legalized in China in this novel is just fictional.

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All of the stories have been completed! Thank you everyone for the support! I’m deeply grateful!

I have a lot to say, but ended up not knowing what I should say after they reached my lips. In short… I truly loved all of you! Smooches! W zrMf

Since this story has concluded, I’ll write a new one soon.

We’re not saying goodbye yet!

I’ll promote my new novel for a bit: “Don’t Be Scared, I’m Just Dissing You”. It’s an e-sports novel. The pair is an Adonis shou making a comeback x a psychotic demon filled with jealousy who turned into a puppy and pampered his ‘wife’ gong. The gong is Ye Chen’s (younger) cousin (from his uncle’s side). The novel would be filled with a lot of ‘tension’. Those who haven’t played the game would totally be able to understand, I simply wanted to write about a bunch of hot-blooded youngsters who are braving the wind and the waves, not scared of the ups and downs in life, and chasing their dreams relentlessly! Those who are interested might want to click/tap on that special column below the author’s name: Bookmark, hahaha! Ah, it’d be better if you could also bookmark the author, hehehe.

There is a poll in Weibo (my name is Jinjiang Long Qi there, not Long Ran, hahaha) of a self-published printed book for “If You Don’t Fall in Love, You’ll Die”. Those who want to grab a copy could cast your vote there! Bowing my thanks! Rm23tE

 

T/N: Wrote a kinda afterword here. Be warned though, it’s very lengthy and consisted of mostly babbling and incoherent thoughts put in words (probably) LOL. Thank you so much for everything all this while! Hope you enjoyed the journey until here. :googleredheart:

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A controlling shareholder, also known as a controlling interest, is a shareholder who owns the largest number of a company’s outstanding shares. (Source)

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Defo the “artificial respiration” one… 🌚

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Considering “close friends” at first, but I was reminded of this meme so I wrote this instead LOLOLOL,,,

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The original phrase is “execute (a criminal) on the spot”, but of course author changed it into…this, which I believe we all had understood what it means…

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A word from Amaris-san! They didn’t wanna bring their boyfriends so they can ‘appreciate’ it more. And these viewers were split into two types. One type are those who were heartbroken cos RJ is taken, so they ended up crying. The other type are those who were fujoshis so they were watching for the BL and hehehehe-ing together

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I think this part is saying that the public think of gay people as “not human anymore”, thus they should be prescribed with a medicine/pill that would make them human again; that would “cure” their “gayness”… hence, the “human pill”. Kinda something like “omg male get married to another male? they’re not normal! must make them get into the right path again!! otherwise the world is ending!!!” Man, just how more stupid could humans turn into? smh.

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I think Ye Chen is just saying that Xiao Liu gonna look good and get his “face” in front of his in-laws for taking them to Ye Chen’s wedding (kinda like a holiday?)… I think?

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The raw is 主婚人, which is the term used for the parents/siblings/very close relatives that attended the wedding… Internet said something like… “parents (or their proxies) of the bride and bridegroom present at the wedding”, “parents of the wedding couple”, “parental family”, “officiator”, “person who presides over a wedding ceremony”. From my personal observations, during the wedding feast, they would have a special table in the very front where they would sit with the wedding couples… Something like that.

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During the wedding feast/ceremony, most of the time the wedding couple would invite an MC to, well, organize the ceremonies etc. Stuff like the traditions, cutting the wedding cake, toast, and even summoning the performers (if there are any). From what I’ve seen, they usually invite the popular MC in their area, or sometimes invite one of their family who is talented in that field for the job. IDK how it works in China, but prolly similar?

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43 comments

  1. Happy ending, a real happy ending

    I hope that despite everything that has happened to you, you will be able to stay strong and healthy

    Thank you very much for all the hard work on translation that you have done throughout this journey

  2. Wow, that ending… ah, I’l really miss them, it’s been such a journey ehehe~ And thank you, Potats-sama for all of your hard work translating this novel!! (Amaris, you too!!) I’m very happy to be a reader of this novel and patpat, Potats, stay strong and jiayou!! I guess you can finally stress less now (?) and take a break! Thank you for the chapter!!

  3. IT’S ENDED! WU WU WU. I REALLY HAD A LOT OF FUN READING DIS! IT WAS SUCH A SWEET AND CUTE NOVEL! THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR TRANSLATING IT!

    Also can i just say i laughed so hard at director Li? Ahahahahahahaha this dude is almost traumatized by his movie!

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  4. The End 😭😭😭 Thank you for your hardwork on translating this story!!! I’m very happy cause they all have HE :))

  5. the happy ending’s here!! confetti confetti!!! it’s been a long but very pleasant journey. thank you so much for translating this novel! i wish you and our protagonists healthy, prosperous lives!

  6. Im so happy i got to read this novel… loved it. Will look for her other book .

    Thank you so much for the hard work

  7. Thank you for translating this novel 😄

    The translation is great and I love all the notes you make . Thank you so much potats 😺

  8. Thank you so much for your hardwork translating this wonderful story. Really enjoyed the 3 cp stories, all of the theme so much with all the 4 spice of life. ( of course also an element of supernatural =death system!) thank you and take care.

  9. All married

    What a beautiful ending..just truly mesmerizing…I love it…

    Even though i swallowed a lot of dog food,….crying….

    it was an amazing love story

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  10. THANK YOU, THANK YOU VERY MUCH FOR SHARING THIS WONDERFUL STORY TO US!!! I’M GLAD THEY’RE ALL HAPPY ENDING! IT’S JUST SO SWEET🍬 !!!

    THANK YOU TRANSLATOR @tiredpotats for translating this story and letting it be known to us! THANK YOU ALSO EDITOR @Amaris for editing this story and making all the words come out good!!! Hope you all be well and good!

    THANK YOU VERY VERY MUCHIE!♥️

    • No prob, im glad you enjoyed it! It really means a lot to me that someone out there actually likes this story, it’s just so dear to me. Thanks for taking the train of emotions together with me!

  11. So cute agh the cat detail gah my heart. Again thank you so much for this wonderful translation 🥰🥰🥰

  12. Thank you for the translation! I really enjoyed all your footnote also 🙂 And the story itself was really nice too 😊

    • Thank you for reading, too! I always feel absolutely honored when the readers mentioned they read my silly footnotes 😆 And I couldn’t be more glad when they said they liked the story~ So thank you once again <3

  13. Thank you so much for translating the whole novel. The ride had been so enjoyable I’m still reluctant to part.

    One question, tho… Long Qi only have Glory as an E-Sports novel… is it the same as the mentioned novel in the author’s notes???

    anyway, someone save director Li hahaha. until the end, he did not realize at all hahaha

    • oh okay, answering my own comment. turns out Long Qi really have another E-Sports novel aside from Glory. 不要怂,就是怼, or the english title is like what was said above. Sadly, no one picked up its TL so sobs going to read the raws. zaijian

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      • Yes, that’s the one! Praying that it’ll be picked up soon!! Personally I would be more than glad to TL another one of Long Qi’s work but I’ve decided to semi-retire due to a thing or two… So yeah, could only help you pray for now :((

        • Praying for you. I hope things will get better on your side. Reading this novel and reading your TN together feels like you were letting us into your diary. I hope things will turn for the better on ypir side. I read it late and Im a bit regretful that i just saw this. Those years had been tough for you and your family. Im sorry for what happened back then. Fighting.

    • I’m so glad to hear you liked it! It’s always nice to find others who enjoyed reading the novel as much as I did <3 Thanks a lot for the enthusiastic comments, I read them all~ If u feel like discussing about it then feel free to HMU on Discord!! I’m always willing to talk about these silly bois hehee

      I noticed that you’ve found out about it but AFAIK Glory is her popular e-sports work, but the one I mentioned is the older one so I don’t think they’re the same~

      And no sh*t, Director Li is beyond saving! So much for being a director… xD

  14. also OMG thanks for the surprise thing in the afterword!!! I wanna cry I have this habit of reading TL’s note or I would missed it waaaahhh. Anyway, thank you so much, potats and amaris for the whole journey and the other person who helped with the book(I’m so sorry I forgot if they were a TL or an editor. please forgive me T^T)

    everyone gotten married, its really nice. thank you so much. ahhhh this is endless.

    • Hehee you’re welcome! Ngl as a reader I’m also the same, I’ll have to read every.single.details that are offered to me, including TLN/AN :3 Thank you for reading till the end, too! Regarding that, I have a co-translator by the name Nikki who helped me with some of the chapters! And also another co-tl from my other project by the name Raine who also helped me with a chapter (also just FYI they also drew the art for this novel ;)). They’re amazing people!!

      Ehehehe, everyone deserves a happy ending! It’s such a nice feeling to know that all of my children are happy~ They’ll live forever in our hearts! Again, thank you for reading and taking the time to comment, I really appreciate it <33

  15. I’m very happy reading this novel for these past few days!! Thank you for translating this novel! 😊😊

  16. Poor Director Li’s IQ has gone offline… indefinitely ^^; thank you for translating this novel~ Muah muah, its very good! (๑•̀ᴗ-)