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Gao Yuncheng’s face flushed scarlet, not only feeling shame but also anger. He could not help refute sarcastically: “I am not but what makes you think you are?”

He only noticed yesterday that an elite like Yu Qinghuan was here. His biggest impression of Yu Qinghuan was him snatching his own movie role. Regarding Yu Qinghuan’s detailed particulars, he did not know anything. lehXFR

Although there were highly educated entertainers in the entertainment circle, it was only a handful of them. That is why Gao Yuncheng was very certain when he spoke.

Unexpectedly, just as he finished speaking, Yu Qinghuan just nodded his head, “That’s right, I am. How did you know?”

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The sarcastic words that Gao Yuncheng prepared immediately got stuck in his throat, unable to come up or go back down. The choking feeling made him feel extremely uncomfortable.

This Yu Qinghuan is actually a real Huada graduate? That’s impossible, he’s lying ba. auk7Nm

He clenched his fist tightly, wanting to say something. However, his mind was a complete blank as he tried to search for something to say, unable to utter a single word. As he stood in front of the calm and collected Yu Qinghuan, he seemed extremely flustered in comparison.

Yu Qinghuan admired his stance for a while before feeling satisfied and proceeded to drag Yu Xin back to the dormitory.

Yu Xin had to force himself to hold back outside. Once he entered the house, he started complaining to Yu Qinghuan: “What the hell! What nonsense is this! He really thought he was someone! Watch me flame him! If I can’t flame him to death, I’ll change my last name to his! ”

Gao Yuncheng’s team dared to openly try and steal his success, they were clearly looking down on him. Thinking that he was a push-over with no temper, they tried to take advantage of him.

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Yu Xin gritted his teeth, his hate-filled eyes seemed as if they were about to drip out blood.

He has been in this industry for twenty something years, there were many people who entered at the same time who had already become A-list managers. Even if they were not very lucky, they still had one or two big names under their wings and could get an extremely large sum of money just from commissions alone.

There was only him, whose most popular entertainer that he was managing was only second-rate. Moreover, this year, his contract with the company was about to expire.

He was already feeling down about his current situation. Now with Gao Yuncheng trying to make a fool out of him, he felt as if Gao Yuncheng had trampled over his self-esteem, even grinding his foot on it for a good few times with all his might! ylKxir

Yu Xin was so angry, he was huffing and puffing. His usual smiling face was pale with rage.

Ge, drink some water and cool down.” Yu Qinghuan threw him a bottle of water. He then proceeded to unscrew one and took a gulp of water, “Don’t anger yourself to death.”

Ai, you don’t understand.“ Yu Xin gulped down half a bottle of the ice-cold water and vigorously scratched his head a few times, only sighing disheartenedly after a long pause, “It’s all because I’m not good enough.”

This industry has always revered the famous and trampled on the lesser-known. As he was very familiar with this rule, Yu Xin’s heart felt tight from the uncomfortable feeling. xtMElK

“Don’t ah ge,” Yu Qinghuan moved towards him and gave him a brotherly hug, “I am a person who wants to live a high-end and groovy life. He is just a person who would never make it big and I would not compare myself to the likes of him.”

Yu Xin froze, “What high-end and groovy?”

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Ge, listen to my analysis ah.” Yu Qinghuan squinted his eyes as if he was a fox and started brainwashing Yu Xin, “Look at the entertainment school, what nation’s school grass, nation’s goddess, they have all been done so many times. Even if we tried to do publicity stunts, we wouldn’t be able to come up with anything different, so why don’t we just not do anything……”

He did not even finish speaking before Yu Xin started to continuously shake his head, “No no, there is so much content this year, without exposure for three days, the audience would already forget about you.” aqSH9F

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What Yu Qinghuan said was indeed not wrong. Now the hot search is bottomless, whenever he opens it up to scroll for a moment, all he sees is useless things.

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He could not help but nod his head: “Continue speaking.”

Yu Qinghuan: “That’s why we shouldn’t try making any publicity stunts. Even if there aren’t a hundred nation’s school grasses, there are still at least eighty, there’s no difference even if I did that. Why don’t we just take a different route, don’t create hype, don’t post on Weibo, keeping a low-profile instead would be very unique.” Gjysb4

“Seems……like you have a point.” Yu Xin seemed thoughtful as he said.

“I have just debuted, trying to use too many publicity stunts without any work to back me up, it may very well destroy any possible connections. So keeping a low-profile would probably be a little better.”

“That’s possible.” Yu Xin looked at his sensible artist with relief, feeling as if the anger had subsided, “Sorry that you have to do this.”

“It’s okay, it’s okay.” Receiving his manager’s look of fondness, Yu Qinghuan leaned back on the sofa. The corner of his lips revealed a smug smile. lbHVTX

He had just signed a five-year contract with Xingguang, a manager like Yu Xin would have only a limited number of artists that were given to him. No matter how good Yu Xin was to him, he still needed to earn a living. If Yu Qinghuan said that he didn’t want to take on any work and immediately quit the industry, he feared that Yu Xin may explode on the spot.

How he has dealt with the current situation could not be any better. He did not have to offend Yu Xin and also did not need to find ways to work his way up, it’s simply perfect. Speaking of which, he should thank Gao Yuncheng for this.

Yu Qinghuan’s thanks was not received by Gao Yuncheng. He’s currently in his apartment, throwing a tantrum at his assistant.

“Do you know how to do your job? Now everyone on Weibo is saying that I’m acting cute! Accusing me of only knowing how to create publicity stunts! Water army ne? PR ne? Why are you still here looking dejected and not contacting them instead?” es7mjY

Gao Yuncheng’s nose was contorted with fury. Evidently, in the morning, Weibo’s topic of conversation was still quite positive, with many people praising his good looks and the amount of fans even increased by tens of thousands. How is it that in just one hour, the public opinion has already changed!

Not sure who was the one who started it, saying that he has no acting talents, his actual appearance was full of blemishes and can only rely on still pictures for hype. They even listed out the hot searches he was on before and ridiculed him.

Gao Yuncheng’s temper flared. He was extremely conceited, always thinking that he was the most handsome person in the world and the reason he couldn’t get famous was all because he did not have the opportunities to show off his talents. Normally even when one person says that he isn’t good, he would make a fuss about it for a few days, let alone such a large-scale criticism.

The assistant was scolded until he started trembling, shrinking his neck as if he was a partridge and did not dare to move at all. However, in his heart, he felt extremely indignant. b2n3yu

Gao Yuncheng obviously bought those hot searches himself, yet as soon as something goes wrong he’ll blame it all on him. If he didn’t have to carry the burden of a mortgage, he would have already quit a long time ago! What an irritable temper! This type of person deserves to not get famous!Pei!

After waiting for Gao Yuncheng to finally get tired of scolding, the assistant then whipped out his phone, wanting to check on Weibo’s trending searches before thinking of ways to recover the public opinions. Unexpectedly, when he looked at it, he was immediately dumbfounded.

Unknowingly, the topic of the nation’s school grass has already shifted away from Gao Yuncheng and was now about another person. The person was none other than Yu Qinghuan, someone who caused Gao Yuncheng to gnash his teeth with hatred!

This situation was quite fantastical, the cause was a cartoon blogger who saw the topic “Gao Yuncheng nation’s school grass” and uploaded a post on Weibo. NdEwfg

San San Niang’s Sailor Suit: #Gao Yuncheng nation’s school grass# Woke up early in the morning and saw this topic, I almost thought that I went onto the wrong side of Weibo. What the hell is Gao Yuncheng in Huada! Our Huada doesn’t even have this person. Our school’s one and only person that can be considered as school grass is the Department of Journalism’s Xiao Shixiong! Attached Xiao Shixiong’s photos that were secretly taken 【Picture】【Picture】, Gao Yuncheng’s fans please don’t be too harsh. Anyways, Xiao Shixiong jumped two grades in high school, immediately took part in Gaokao, and finally with the title of province’s top scholar, entered our school. 【Doge】

This year, there wasn’t a lack of good looking ones. However, if they had a high IQ and were highly educated on top of being good looking, that would be different already.

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On top of that, this account already had hundreds of thousands of fans, once this was posted, it immediately caused a huge outburst.

“Omg, how does this xiao gege make the school uniform look so good?” Z9AdGF

Aoaoao, xiao gege is the most beautiful person on earth, lick lick lick!”

“This is then considered the nation’s school grass! He’s exactly the same as the type in my mind, the maiden heart in my old lady body ah.”

“Off the charts handsome la!! OP please give us the contact information of xiao gege!!”

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As the comments increased, more and more people clicked in out of curiosity, then……after looking at Yu Qinghuan’s picture, they did not click out anymore. So, #Gao Yuncheng nation’s school grass# this topic, very quickly got replaced by #Huada uniform xiao gege#.

Now on Weibo, there were already countless people wailing while begging for Yu Qinghuan’s contact information. This caused the blogger to have no choice but to post another time on Weibo.

San San Niang’s Sailor Suit: Mysteriously became an internet celebrity, my head now is still feeling dizzy. Everyone calm down la, I don’t have xiao shixiong’s contact information. Those that are thinking of coming to our school to meet him should also take a break. Shixiong has already graduated this year. I went to the Department of Journalism to ask around. Everyone doesn’t really know what company xiao shixiong was signed to. I heard that his family situation is not very good, during school semesters, he is still working. Heart pain QAQ

This post immediately pushed the topic up to another new peak. GyA9ZJ

Netizens immediately spun up a story of a poor genius who was striving hard. They started commenting below the topic one after another, crying about how bad they felt. There were even some bloggers who were mothers immediately re-posting the topic to their main page, prepared to use it as an example to educate their children.

Yu Qinghuan was suddenly famous, engraving himself in the netizens’ minds at a rocketship-like speed, unbelievably fast, and there wasn’t even a single hater.

You are saying he is trying to create a publicity stunt? He is a dignified Huada graduate, his name hasn’t even been revealed yet, why would he need a publicity stunt?!

Saying his face is not handsome and the photo is P? Forget it ba, even if the picture was of poor quality, the snowflakes could still be seen. gd730I

Also, he is a motivated good boy, what is there to hate on.

These comments’ effects could be seen when Yu Xin saw Weibo, as he almost thought that he had bought a water army in his dreams!

“Wha-what is happening?” He raised his phone in disbelief, widening his eyes and looking at Yu Qinghuan, his head still feeling giddy.

Not only did he not spend a single cent on hot search, they even managed to embarrass Gao Yuncheng. Such a good thing actually exists on earth?! UhyY0s

“This is fake ba.” Yu Qinghuan scrolled on the phone screen for a short while, before skimming through a few pages of Weibo contents, and also felt stunned.

Even with his experiences, he couldn’t even imagine how the topic could veer off so much.

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“HAHAHAHA, this just shows that karma is a bitch!” Yu Xin reacted, brushing off the disheartened feeling he had previously. He roughly gave the phone he was holding two smooches, putting his arms around Yu Qinghuan’s shoulders. His heart felt so light, it was on the verge of flying, “This luck of yours is too good already, this is the first time I’ve come across this type of situation.”

Yu Qinghuan forced out a half-hearted smile, “Yes ah.” uQ6A5l

What exactly is happening with his life after rebirth?! Why must every situation he experienced be so weird?! He originally wanted to think of all ways to maintain a low-profile, but the heavens seem to be working against him. He can’t even maintain a low-profile when he wants to.

While he was thinking, his right hand was suddenly gripped tightly by Yu Xin.

Looking at those greedy eyes, Yu Qinghuan’s heart trembled: “What’s wrong?”

Yu Xin looked at him with sparkling eyes: “Did you go buy lottery tickets yesterday?” U52LD9

Yu Qinghuan: “Yes, yes ah.”

“Take it out!” Yu Xin was so excited, his saliva was spewing everywhere. The look he had on Yu Qinghuan was just as if he had seen a fortune cat.

“……Here.” Yu Qinghuan took out two lottery tickets from the drawer. His hands had just extended out and the lottery tickets were immediately snatched away by Yu Xin.

“Quick! Search up this week’s lottery results.” lZe7MW

Yu Qinghuan waved his hand in resignation and did not even bother to take his phone, “Ge, you should stop chasing your tail, it’s impossible to win……”

“WHAT THE FUCK!” At the same time, an earth-shattering scream came from Yu Xin’s side. “QINGHUAN——QINGHUAN!! YOU WON——THE LOTTERY AH!”

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Probably a typo in the raws where it became 高云翔 Gao Yunxiang instead of 高云成 Gao Yuncheng

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卖屁股的东西 literally translated to “Sell ​​butt stuff” which is a nonsensical thing to do. :)

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炒不糊我跟他姓 Last names/Surnames are very important in Chinese culture because the guys would be able to carry on the family name. Yu Xin’s really REALLY angry to even suggest this. Flame as in roasting/scolding someone.

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咕咚咕咚 (Gūdōng gūdōng)- Onomatopoeia for gulping/drinking/swallowing.

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走高(Gāo)大(Dà)上(Shàng)路线的人 means: Gāoduān (high end), dàqì (classy), shàng dàngcì (high grade).

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咱再炒也炒不出什么花样来- I wish Xuan just stuck with her initial translation(as a joke!!!) of: “Everything has already been fried. Even if we try to fry up anything else, we also cannot fry anything out.” This sentence is…quite a literal translation…it sounds very funny in English.

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这年头信息量这么多 means that, with so much information present online, he would be quickly drowned out if he doesn’t have anything to show.

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没营养的东西 is directly translated to not nutritious things, meaning that they are useless.

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板栗(Bǎnlì) literally translated to chestnut, meaning acting cute. Link to explanation.

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水军(Shuǐ jūn) literally translated to water army, meaning a group of Internet ghostwriters paid to post online comments with particular content.

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硬照(Yìng zhào) means motionless picture, not moving.

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呸(Pēi) Onomatopoeia for spitting.

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动漫(Dòngmàn) means animation, like anime.

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小师兄(Xiǎo shīxiōng) means senior fellow apprentice, senior classman

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轻喷 (Qīngpēn)- In the internet slang context, this roughly means to not scold someone too much even if you disagree with their views. Literally translated to “Lightly spray/spout”.

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高考(Gāokǎo) means national college entrance exam that is held in China

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狗头 (Gǒutóu) Literally translates to Doghead but it just means Doge~

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小哥哥(Xiǎo gēgē) means “little” older brother, an affectionate way of calling someone.

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嗷嗷嗷(Áo áo áo) wailing noises

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Written originally in english, meaning the photo is photoshopped.

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打脸了高云成 literally translates to give Gao Yuncheng a slap on the face, meaning to embarrass him

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瞎忙活 means you are busy doing a lot of different things but not achieving very much.

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卧槽 (Wò cáo) is another way of saying WTF since it’s a homophone of 我肏 (Wǒ cào).

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2333 is Chinese net lingo for laughing.

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20 comments

  1. I just wanna say, thank you so much for the footnotes 🥺❤️ I love learning about the actual meanings in the original language

  2. YQH please rubbed on me some of your luck! I really need it!

    I’m so unlucky😢 never won a lottery, would get into accidents, stumble on plain flat ground and get a wound, gets fever on important days, topics I studied would not appear on exams, Nad if ever I was picked by lottery it would be to be the first one to perform on Stage or in front of class or to be the volunteer/unlucky audience to be the assistant or person being pranked

  3. All of his goodluck was deposited to the second life, thus he had bad luck in his first life 😆🥴