Shut up, you fake fan!Chapter 1

We're recruiting an editor for this novel.
Join us!

Edited by: SuppleHeart


Ye Jiuyue was in his midst of his first year, and was an extremely ordinary, unremarkable member among the many first-year university students.  iS5I2C

Shen Weixing was one of the leading celebs most in the limelight amoung the nation’s young male celebrities–although his age wasn’t ‘young’, as he had debuted ten years ago and was now twenty-six years old. He had already experienced the stages of being famous–having basically vanished–returning with a glorious comeback–staying with longtime fame. However, his appearance was extremely deceiving, and if you were to say that he was Ye Jiuyue’s classmate, it wouldn’t even feel wrong. 

Three months ago, if someone were to say that Ye Jiuyue and Shen Weixing could have a relationship other than that between a celeb and a fan, then Ye Jiuyue would have laughed. If someone were to say that Ye Jiuyue and Shen Weixing would develop an ‘unclear’ relationship, Ye Jiuyue would have thought that that was some type of new scam. 

Please visit chrysanthemumgarden (dot) com

 

   7u69bD

 

Ye Jiuyue woke up from a dream, silently looked at Shen Weixing, who was on the pillow beside him, and swallowed. 

 

Shen Weixing was very handsome. Not a single one of his facial features didn’t appear as if they have carefully carved out of stone, and what’s more, they were all very well-balanced and well-proportioned. He looked extremely like a rich young master born and raised in luxury, and this young master had grown up to become a domineering CEO—but all his fans knew that Shen Weixing had been very poor since childhood, hadn’t enjoyed much luxury, and the fact that he could grow up to look like this was probably the compensation of the heavens or something. 

bOjrQg

  

 

Ye Jiuyue stared for quite a while more, as he was a face-con at heart, and couldn’t resist scooching over and kissing him. 

  l1Nvej

Shen Weixing frowned in his sleep. 

He was very handsome even when he frowned. 

He was very handsome even when he frowned and opened his eyes. 

When he just woke up and sort of impatiently mumbled, ‘it’s so freaking hot, don’t get so close to me’—it was true that he was handsome, but it was pretty awkward.  Jir12t

  

 

But, they were fuck buddies, right, so it was normal. 

  yCdXgK

Ye Jiuyue was extremely satisfied, after all, if you’re easily satisfied then you’ll have more fun in life. Three months before, he wouldn’t dare to even think of this scenario. Right now no one was losing anything, at least he didn’t feel like he was losing anything.   

  

Chrysanthemum Garden.

 

Ye Jiuyue quietly apologized, got up in a flash, put on his clothes and washed up. Then, he went to the kitchen and prepared breakfast.  gdp2Vl

Shen Weixing had to maintain his figure, so he couldn’t eat too much, but at the same time was extremely picky. He wouldn’t eat take-out and was also disdainful towards Ye Jiuyue’s cooking. 

Although it was indeed true that Ye Jiuyue wasn’t that skilled at cooking. 

  

  LhkOWB

Shen Weixing couldn’t sleep anymore either, so he lay in bed and looked through Weibo for a while, picked out a few celebrities that he had work collabs with and replied to them or commented on their posts, creating a rush of online interactions. He heard Ye Jiuyue call him, and only then lazily got out of bed. 

  

The food that Ye Jiuyue made was extremely ordinary, just like him. It definitely couldn’t be called good, nor could it be called bad, it was so common that if you threw it into a crowd you wouldn’t be able to find it again. 

There were quite a few times where Shen Weixing turned around and realized that Ye Jiuyue really had disappeared into the crowd, and got hopping mad. What the hell! Walk around a bit and he gets lost!  oK4JHs

  

 

But this type of relationship was still maintained and continued. 

The first time was an accident, the second time was recalling the taste and taking another taste, the third time was being unable to resist wanting yet another taste.   ZJMzV8

Once he had come to his senses, Shen Weixing had already gotten someone to help him rent a high-class flat close to Ye Jiuyue’s school. What’s more, he had thrown the key to Ye Jiuyue and said, frown on his face, “Just live here, I’ll pay the rent, and additionally every month I’ll give you—I’ll ask how much is suitable.”

Ye Jiuyue hurriedly said, “It’s fine, you don’t need to give me money.”

Shen Weixing thought to himself, it’s true that it would be you that’s taking advantage

   XfuWCV

 

We’re sorry for MTLers or people who like using reading mode, but our translations keep getting stolen by aggregators so we’re going to bring back the copy protection. If you need to MTL please retype the gibberish parts.

Afterwards, he still got some basic info about this sort of thing from his bros, who mocked Shen Weixing for being a university student’s sugar daddy yet wasn’t even giving him any money. Was he really so down in fortune to this extent? Did he need everyone to give him a hand?  Then Shen Weixing forcibly transferred money over to Ye Jiuyue and forced Ye Jiuyue to accept it. 

Story translated by Chrysanthemum Garden.

Pa kjrc’a ilxf Tf Alesef kjr vfjv rfa bc gfoerlcu jcv rfflcu atja Vtfc Qflzlcu lcrlrafv, rb tf jmmfqafv, j ilaaif agbeyifv. Lf jirb jvvfv, “Ktfc kf’ii xffq la klat wf obg cbk, cbgwjiis ktfc sbe mbwf bnfg jcv P yes atlcur P’ii xffq atf jmmbecar. P’ii ags ws yfra ab wjxf lcnblmfr jcv atfgf’ii yf j sfjg-fcv gfmbcmliljalbc bo atf jmmbecar…..”

What the fuck do you mean, taking accounts and writing invoices?! What the fuck do you mean, year-end reconciliation of the accounts?!  Xx8mjd

So when you buy things for me you keep account records?!

What do you take me, Shen Weixing, for?!

  

  QKbcws

Although it was Shen Weixing’s first time being a Sugar Daddy, personally, he had at least seen others doing this kind of stuff before. And so he thought that Ye Jiuyue really was a oddball weirdo with a really strange thought process

He thought, there must be some kind of emotional complex at work in his case, otherwise, he must have something wrong with him for continuously, frequently meeting up with Ye Jiuyue in a relatively long-term relationship. (Their meet-ups would obviously 100% of the time equal to sleeping together, otherwise, why would he insist on meeting up in the middle of a busy work schedule? Does he have nothing better to do? By Shen Weixing)

After all, he was already at this age and had normal, very large physical needs. Before, he hadn’t had any suitable people to choose from–Shen Weixing was mentally a germaphobe, he didn’t want to touch those people in the show-biz circle who had rolled in who knows how many beds, and who might or might not have diseases. What’s more, he had the reputation of a celeb to uphold outside, was afraid of being conned, and was afraid of someone who would cling to him and wouldn’t give up, was afraid that it would influence his reputation, so because of this and that, he was a virgin up until he met Ye Jiuyue.

That’s right, it was a virgin circumstance. If it wasn’t for the fact that he’d had his first roll in the sheets with bloody Ye Jiuyue, then who the hell would bloody want to roll in the sheets with Ye Jiuyue for the hundredth time?! q4ONR

Shen Weixing would rather admit to that, instead of admitting to other things. After all, the old sayings are right, ‘problems are found from the interior’. 

 

 

The first time was an accident, and the very next day, Shen Weixing dragged Ye Jiuyue to go do a full-body examination—at the time he hadn’t planned on developing any long-term relationship, he purely felt uneasy j5s2Uy

Ye Jiuyue didn’t have much of a temper, he was actually pretty happy with it, as he said that he could get a check-up out of it, and asked if he could get a few more areas checked along with it?  

Shen Weixing:“……”

 

After Shen Weixing finished, he shoved a wad of money to Ye Jiuyue and told Ye Jiuyue to get an examination by himself. As for himself, he hurriedly left, in order to minimize the risk of being found out by others.  tTajmU

  

 

Story translated by Chrysanthemum Garden.

The results came out, of course, there weren’t any of the imagined illnesses. 

Originally, Shen Weixing thought that that would be the end of things, but he couldn’t sleep with thought about it. 20xt1I

How should he say this? He sort of wanted another taste.

He felt that you couldn’t blame him for worrying, although Ye Jiuyue had said that that had been his first time, but he didn’t seem like it, otherwise, he wouldn’t have gotten addicted after just once. 

It was all Ye Jiuyue’s fault. 

   aGmrf4

 

Although Shen Weixing didn’t know what a first time was supposed to be like, but in his mind, and from the laughing conversations of his bros, a normal first time should be like a dead fish, or at least shouldn’t be so well cooperated!

Not only did Ye Jiuyue move his hips vigorously, he even said dirty talk!

In comparison, it made Shen Weixing seem like the dead fish, so he was really angry.  jlYdZS

What fucking first time?!

Is there such an unreserved, untimid first time?!

The main thing was that Ye Jiuyue’s personality normally didn’t seem lusty or horny at all, and even seemed a bit shy. So, contrasting his setting of becoming super forward once in bed, Shen Weixing felt that it really wasn’t that he wasn’t willing to  trust in humanity. That’s why, forcefully dragging him to get a check-up wasn’t all on him, right, or at least it wasn’t all his own fault. 

  Ga6xC8

If Ye Jiuyue was more of a dead fish, then he might not have done that.  

–if Ye Jiuyue had been more like a dead fish, then he might not be wanting another taste right now.

So in the end, it was all Ye Jiuyue’s fault. 

  1vGhie

Shen Weixing, who had doggedly gotten to this conclusion, had already appeared at the airport. His manager, still on the other side of the phone line, was emotionally asking him why he wasn’t resting at home during this rare two-day break, and asking him where he was going. 

Where was he going? He was going to brave the invitation to the lions den alone. Shen Weixing coldly laughed. 

Please support our translators at chrysanthemumgarden (dot) com

  

  mepQ5J

Shen Weixing arrived in the vicinity of Ye Jiuyue’s school and gave him a phone call, but Ye Jiuyue didn’t pick up.

He unceasingly kept on phoning Ye Jiuyue, and when the call finally went through, he lowered his voice, and viciously asked, “Hey! Is this Ye Jiuyue?”

“No matter what it is, I’m not buying.” Ye Jiuyue replied, “And I don’t have a son either.”

Huh? KNw9R0

And then Ye Jiuyue hung up. 

 

 

Fuck, last time they should have exchanged Wechat accounts! Shen Weixing’s level of impatience rose to 80%. He called again.   kiJbcz

Ye Jiuyue picked up again. “Can you stop calling me? I don’t have any money, and can’t afford to buy anything, can I ask you to erase my name from the name list?”

“You’re Ye Jiuyue, aren’t you?” Shen Weixing asked. 

Ye Jiuyue replied, “No, I’m not.”

Good thing that at the time Shen Weixing had used his own phone number to Ye Jiuyue, so there wouldn’t be the possibility of having accidentally saved the wrong number. After thinking awhile, Shen Weixing said, “I’m Shen Weixing.” Xpcin9

Ye Jiuyue fell silent for a while, then cautiously said, “I won’t invest in anything.”

Shen Weixing:“???”

 

  jtWJpn

Ye Jiuyue hung up again. 

Shen Weixing was going to be angered to death by him. He called again, and rushing before Ye Jiuyue could open his mouth, said the name of the hotel name and the hotel number where they had their first time. 

Story translated by Chrysanthemum Garden.

Ye Jiuyue fell into a long, deep silence. 

Shen Weixing said, voice lowered, “Come out.” Tg1ZDV

  

 

Wearing a hat, sunglasses and a mask, Shen Weixing waited by the school door for quite a while before finally spotting Ye Jiuyue when he came out, completely leisurely, acting it up with an expression of innocence

He might be super happy, who knows. Shen Weixing coldly laughed in his mind.  1ZaVz8

 

  

 

Shen Weixing saw Ye Jiuyue standing by the door, looking right and left. He couldn’t help but give him a call without prompting. “Can’t you give me a call to ask me where I am?” Ziz WO

That option suddenly dawned on Ye Jiuyue. “Ah, I forgot.”

Whatever, if he really did have something wrong with his intelligence, then that might actually be a good thing. Shen Weixing thought, self-defeatingly. 

  

  UnVuzI

He got up and went to stand in front of Ye Jiuyue, pulled his mask down a little, then whispered, “Go to the hotel.”

Ye Jiuyue backed up a small step, then warily looked him up and down. “Who are you?”

“Shen Weixing!”

Ye Jiuyue’s gaze became even more cautious. “Prove your identity.” b4GPpx

Shen Weixing said, through gritted teeth, “There’s so many people here, yet you’re telling me to show my face? Go to the hotel and I’ll let you see your fill.”

“Then I won’t go.” Ye Jiuyue had a very strong sense of danger, and in no time at all started imagining a scenario about human trafficking and selling human organs.

Please visit chrysanthemumgarden (dot) com

Shen Weixing thought about it, turned on his phone, logged into Weibo, and handed it to Ye Jiuyue to see. “Believe me now?”

Ye Jiuyue thought about it, then slowly said, “You could have hacked his account, though.” zETNeJ

  “……”

You really had Laozi there!

  yRtZbu

  

Shen Weixing furiously turned around and left, but after walking around ten metres away, he hurriedly came back, looked around him, then pulled Ye Jiuyue into a corner. He then took off his sunglasses and mask, let Ye Jiuyue look for around ten seconds, then lightning fast put both back on. He asked in a whisper, “Do you believe me now?”

Ye Jiuyue seriously thought about it. “You could have had plastic surgery, though.”

Shen Weixing clenched his fists, then said through gritted teeth, “Last time we exchanged numbers in person, can’t you just check the phone number? Did I even steal Shen Weixing’s phone card? How much are you worth if I cut you open and steal your organs? Why don’t I just sell Shen Weixing?” GjNC4T

Ye Jiuyue frowned, troubled. “Last time you finished calling me, you deleted the dial ID, though.”

Shen Weixing had indeed done that, at the time he’d used Ye Jiuyue’s phone to call himself. However, he had deleted the call history on Ye Jiuyue’s cell, in order to prevent Ye Jiuyue from obtaining his phone number and using it to his advantage.

He asked, through gritted teeth, “Couldn’t you redial the number afterwards?”

Ye Jiuyue became even more puzzled. “Why would I redial?” X quTL

Redial to obtain my number, and then save it, and then stick to me! Harass me! Cling to me! Have impossible dreams about flying onto the branch and becoming my official partner!

Shen Weixing erupted in fury.

 

  1H5iQE

Shen Weixing breathed deeply, in order to get his emotions to calm down. Then, he looked left and right to ascertain that there were no people around them and asked in a quiet voice, “Last time was your first?” 

The look Ye Jiuyue used to stare at him was weird, and only after a long time did he slowly ask a question to counter his, “Why are you still hung up about this?” 

Please visit chrysanthemumgarden (dot) com

Shen Weixing gritted his teeth.

Because I seriously wonder about this attitude of yours! 8sUGAm

 

“Why are you acting as if nothing happened?” Shen Weixing lowly asked, “If that was the first time you slept with a man, you’re just so easy about it?”

Ye Jiuyue looked at him in surprise for a while, then slowly his face went pink, although his voice was still slow and mild. “But, it’s not as if I’ll get pregnant, though. And if you’re so scared of me having an STI, then you definitely don’t have one, though.” 

  “……” g7 W0r

This logic, you just gotta accept. 

  

 

Shen Weixing breathed deeply once more. “That’s not the problem, you, you——you slept with me!” 5RJyml

Ye Jiuyue’s face turned a bit redder, lowered his head and stared at the floor. “Oh.”

What do you mean, ‘Oh’?!

After some time had passed, probably because Shen Weixing wasn’t speaking anymore, Ye Jiuyue looked up at him, blinked, then slowly asked again, 

“So?” XeJlNB

 

So are you an oddball freak?! Shen Weixing punched the trunk of a tree by the side of the road. 

 


The author has something to say: Tf3hDz

Shen Ge is, at the moment, the gong with the best temper that I’ve written, after all, he still didn’t strangle Ye Jiuyue even when it’s gotten to this step(×)

Jiuyue is, at the moment, the shou with the best temper that I’ve written, after all, he can still continue chatting with Shen Weixing even when it’s gotten to this step(√)

Please visit chrysanthemumgarden (dot) com

Above is just nonsense that the author has written.

Their brainwaves aren’t on the same page, sooner or later there’ll come a day when they get on the same page =V= probably ij7tQd


Rinrin: Hii! New novel aiyooooo~~

It’s from Yourwei again! This time it’s a longer novel, so I’m just going to be doing a teaser of it, as it’s sort of too much for me at the moment.

 

Also, a note about how YJY talks. He uses a lot of ‘breath words’ like ah, yah, ba at the end of his sentences, which can be seen as cutesy + informal; though in his case it is just a unique part of his area’s dialect. I’ve decided to translate the ah’s and yahs as ‘though’ in some parts instead of adding a ~ at the end like this –》( I like ice cream~), though that is also how it could be seen. I just didn’t want to add the ~ because it makes YJY seem flirty or actually acting cutesy on purpose. xblW5q

The speed in that he talks is also quite slow, you can imagine his voice as sort of sleepy/lazy(?) in speed, except he’s not actually sleepy or speaking lazily, it’s just a speech quirk of his.

If you’re curious to what YJY would sound like, say in comparison to SWX(would count as pretty fast at times), then listen to the free audio drama on missevan fm. (You don’t have to download the app, there’s a desktop website version as well)

 

Another thing to note: this novel is written in the 3rd person and focuses perspective on both Ye Jiuyue and Shen Weixing, though token other characters have their spot in the limelight as well. Just wanted to say this bc I don’t consider YJY the sole mc and SWX the ml, they’re both mcs for me, as opposed to FRYG and ANNOY where there’s only 1 main character (though that’s easier to see as they’re both written in the 1st person POV) Jw9oTA

Translator's Note

颜狗=looks dog; meaning they are a dog/slave to good looks, they love good looks and are weak to ppl with good looks

Translator's Note

知足常乐=be satisfied often happy, literally

Translator's Note

吃亏=eating loss

Translator's Note

微博=basically Chinese twitter/facebook

Translator's Note

带了一波节奏=creating and directing online movements (comments, replies, retweets and quote retweets (but Weibo instead of Twitter) and other interactions

Translator's Note

意外=out of the ordinary, not intended

Translator's Note

占便宜=taking easy (literal meaning), meaning to take advantage of someone (usually in a sexual or social way—like calling yourself the Gege or dad of someone, as in they’re in an inferior position to you. Or, touching your crush’s waist when they fall. It can be pretty harmless or more serious, depending on the situation

Translator's Note

一朵奇葩

Translator's Note

思路清奇= 思路清新,奇妙, thought process new and uncommon, strange, weird and intriguing

Translator's Note

吃饱了撑的=eat his/her fill and belly bulging; meaning to be full and have nothing to do and now they’re doing unnecessary things

Translator's Note

精神洁癖=exactly as I wrote it, meaning to mentally/spiritually not like some things (such as people who cheat, etc), not actually a germaphobe about germs

Translator's Note

心里膈应=sick in his heart, uncomfortable, worried, squicked, etc

Translator's Note

This was originally in English; it’s a term borrowed from english

Translator's Note

单刀赴会=go to the meeting with a single blade; meaning to go alone into enemy lines

Translator's Note

Chinese messaging account like messenger in Facebook or Whatsapp; basically, you message or voice message or video call each other, with private chats and group chat functions

Translator's Note

Obviously this is all in SWX’s head…..sighs

Translator's Note

老子信了你的邪: I really bought your bullshit / You really had me there / I believed in your nonsense

老子= Laozi, a way to talk about yourself, it’s like a ‘I’ but with a stronger character. It can have the meaning of ‘I, your dad’ as in a non-actually biological way, just as in a domineering, self-superior way. A gangster leader or delinquent or some other person that has a strong personality might refer to themselves in this way. 信了你的邪=slang from Wuhan dialect, with a variety of meanings, such as ‘I actually trusted you, it was the wrong choice’, ‘I’m really done with you’, ‘I’m speechless, you win’, ‘I surrender, you win’, ‘I can’t believe I counted on you, you weirdo’

Translator's Note

作威作福=use to his advantage to threaten him/blackmail him/hold over him

Translator's Note

飞上枝头=fly onto the branch, the full idiom is the small bird flying onto the branch and becoming a phoenix/Feng Huang; meaning to climb the social ladder by getting a rich and influential husband/wife; like the phoenix getting reborn

Translator's Note

Sexually transmitted infection, or a sexually transmitted disease

Translator's Note

朵奇葩=a weirdo/nutcase/screwball/wacko

Leave a Comment

10 comments

  1. Ye Jiuyue’s level of cautiousness is totally out of the world.. 😂🤣

    Best of luck to Wei Shenxin’s patience.. 😂 ..

  2. BUSSY TIGHT 💢 BUSSY CLEAN 🧼 BUSSY FRESH 🌱 BUSSY PRETTY ✨️ BUSSY FAT 🥟 FULL OF FLESH 😩🤚🏼

  3. The way Shen Weixing’s temper was in the borderline for majority of this chapter 💀💀💀

    Thanks for the chapter! <3