System No. 2333 flew like a shooting star through the night, rushing out of the residential area and towards Little Garden. He’d soon pass through a door from the box garden area, leading to the area where the system cat balls usually hang out. It’s a world the hosts never had comprehended.
At this moment, System No. 2333 was thinking happily.
It’s a holiday!!!
System No. 2333 descended at the box garden’s entrance, but instead of the usual mission passage, he chose the lower system dedicated passage. It was late at night, and the box garden area was still very crowded. The host and the systems that followed the host came here to work, and some, like System 2333, just got off work and took the elevator that could only hold a cat ball without saying anything, before dropping the tips of their mechanical cat ears wearily. Every mechanical cat had the same expression on their face.
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System 2333 also slipped in a lift. He was too lazy to stretch his tail, so he turned his head and poked the floor button with the tip of his ear, resulting in a mechanical sound.
[The elevator is going down, verifying the negative layer.]
There are six floors for system activities in the entire main system space, all of which are underground. The above-ground area was filled with heavy equipment and life-support devices, and Cat balls are not permitted to go up. Before being allowed to return to the system activity area, every system must first go through the identity verification of the negative layer.
System No. 2333 jumped around in the elevator, frequently looking at the time displayed on the elevator. He was a little anxious, it was past eleven o’clock in the evening, and there was no supper in the cafeteria after twelve o’clock, so he was very anxious.
So, as soon as the lift came to a complete stop, System No. 2333 rushed out with a “squeak,” as soon as he sped up he slammed on the brakes and came to a halt at the end of the long line.
System No. 2333: “…”
Was everyone leaving work so late today? What a long line!
After only three seconds, the entire ball became depressed, lying face down on the ground and rolling left and right, bored. System 2333 gazed out at the team’s front, where several one-meter-tall robots that resembled human half-body skeletons were guarding them. The faces were displayed on narrow rectangular screens with red lights flashing.
The robot scans each cat ball with a red light, and only after checking the identity, it is allowed to pass.
When the robot noticed a pair of cat ears protruding from the neat line, it immediately raised its face, and the red light swept across. System 2333 immediately flipped the cat’s ears upside down on its head. The robot looked around, saw nothing else, and mechanically warned.
[Warning, please keep the line.]
System No. 2333 was so bored that he leaned forward and backward, spiraling on the ground, his vertical eyes blinked, and then quietly poked his head out, at which point the robot turned its head around.
System 2333 shrinks back! When the robot turns back.
System 2333 again began to play.
The same process repeated again between the robot and system 2333.
Quack quack quack! System No. 2333 made a happy voice in his heart, he found a way to pass the time, and the robot’s head turned like sparks.
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“Sansan?” Mao Maoqiu, who was in front of system number 2333, turned around and asked quietly, “Are you off work?”
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The Cat Ball in front: “…”
The Cat ball in the back: “Quack quack quack quack!”
The robot’s head turned so quickly, it was obvious that it was strange.
However, after a few minutes, a Cat ball that had passed the inspection looked back and discovered that the tail was dancing wildly in the long queue, stretched out and shook quickly, and then retracted immediately before the robot found it.
The cat ball at the front barely bends its tail in a gesture of twisting flowers and puts it in front of its body, with a dignified expression. Behind him, countless tails and cat ears stretch out and retract, which was shocking.
Thousand, thousand-armed Avalokitesvara meow!
System 2333 silently turned on the recording.
The robot’s neck had already made a “click” sound, and the sparks exploded more and more. Finally, the robot’s head fell to the ground, and two big forks were displayed on the electronic screen. They all broke the robot.
The cats in line: “…”
System No. 2333: “…”
System 2333 tentatively stretched his tail and waved at another robot as if to seduce, the tail shaking like waves.
The other robot turned its head suddenly.
The cat balls queuing up: “…”
After completing the identity verification, System No. 2333 nervously checked the time, discovering that it was already 11:50, and began to rush towards the cafeteria on the third floor. Some Cat balls stopped along the way and took the initiative to greet System number 2333.
“Sansan, you’re off work.”
“Sansan, I read from the announcement that you’ll be taking three days off.”
“Sansan! I watched the video of your Thousand-Hand Avalokitesvara hahahaha!”
System 2333 was extremely popular. Ji Yiwei was the main reason System 2333 became famous; many Cat balls admired him for being the system’s most dangerous person according to the main system list. Also, System 2333 was extremely unique.
“Yeah! I’m off work! I’m going on vacation tomorrow!”
System No. 2333 responded to the greetings one by one, with happy cat ears. He rushed into the cafeteria like a small black whirlwind, picked up the dinner plate next to him, and went straight to the dining hall. He could already smell the sweet aroma of cheese pie, and it seemed that today’s canteen snack was a complement to the cheese pie flavor.
The flavours of the supplements sold in the cafeteria are unique, and even if you have points, you cannot purchase them. System number 2333 considered it; otherwise, with Ji Yiwei’s usual pampering, he would eventually tire of eating them.
Because there are still a few Cat balls in line for him, system No. 2333 probes frequently, and his vision in front of him is suddenly blocked. Three cat balls lined up in front of System 2333, the head one silver-gray, and the vertical line eyes on the electronic screen remained motionless and cold.
“System Number 2333.” “You still have guts to eat here?” he asked coldly. The silver-gray cat ball tone was bothersome, with gnashing of teeth and a loathe.
The three cat balls clogged the road so tightly that the team fighting at the window could only halt their progress. Knowing there might be a delay, System No. 2333 shifted to the side, signalling Cat balls to eat first.
“Then let’s play first.” System 2333 said.
Cat balls in the back shrank his head in fear as they looked at the three balls in the way. When the original cat balls in the queue realised the situation was dire, they discussed it quietly, and one of them quickly left the team to call rescue soldiers.
Facing the other party’s questioning, System No. 2333 blinked, then suddenly leaned forward and bowed.
“Hello, Number 1234.”
System 2333 was very polite.
The silver-gray cat that was blocking the path was stunned for a moment by this unexpected greeting, and subconsciously returned the salute, bowing as well.
“Hello… No! Don’t interrupt!”
System No. 1234 became a little annoyed.
“I discovered it, number 2333! You’re still at level three after completing this mission! You bound such a powerful host and took part in so many important tasks, but you are still a level three system! Don’t you feel embarrassed? Will accumulating points make you happy? You were clearly the senior system in the second batch, but now you can’t even compete with the fifth batch…”
However, System No. 2333 was unaffected by the accusation and continued with his greetings.
“Hello.”
“Hello… I said don’t interrupt! What’s wrong with spending some points to upgrade the system level? Don’t make me feel ashamed of you!”
System 2333 thought for a while and asked the question. “My level is low, why does it matter to you?”
“You!”
System No. 2333 continued to bow swiftly before the other party burst into output. “Hello.”
“Hello…” Every polite cat’s instinct was to respond to hello in a timely manner, but System 1234’s momentum has plummeted at the moment! He held his breath and quickly finished what he was saying.
“Of course, it has nothing to do with me! You enjoy the attention and resources of the great main system as the second batch of systems, but you are so…”
“Hello.”
“Hello… don’t interrupt! System 2333! The second batch of systems dares to follow you…”
“Hello.”
“…”
A cat ball following system 1234 covered its face with its tail, displaying an agonising expression. It wasn’t the first time; for some reason, System number 1234 has a special obsession with System number 2333, which is reflected in his proclivity to find flaws. Despite the fact that System 2333 was soft and cute, System 1234 was on the lookout for trouble with System 2333.
And…
Behind the silver cat, the cat ball looked around calmly. Other Cat balls have surrounded this location. The good popularity of system number 2333 can be seen by their expressions of disapproval and blame showing that Number 1234 was really causing trouble for no reason.
The largest reinforcement of No. 2333 has also arrived.
“The second batch of systems are not worthy of arguing with you, so do I?”
A silver-white cat ball passed through the cafeteria and came near the window, the eyes on the electronic screen remained silent. Seeing this cat ball, No. 1234’s expression suddenly flickered, and he actually had the intention of retreating.
“You are No. 1001…”
Despite the fact that they are both from the first batch, No. 1001 was the first among the first, the main system’s most important confidant, and No. 1234 cannot be compared to the other. What’s more dangerous is that, despite having completely opposite personalities, No. 1001 and No. 2333 are close friends and have a very good relationship.
Seeing that the reinforcements had arrived, System No. 2333 took out two light sticks from nowhere, clipped them to the sides of his body, and began to wave them left and right.
“Little one! Little one! Little one!”
Facing No. 1234, a grimace with tongue sticking out appeared on his electronic screen. System 2333 proudly said,
“No 1234, My good friend is here.”
System No. 1234: “…”
What a proud Cat he is!!!!
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The author has something to say:
All members of the system are mechanical cat cat balls! Sansan is the cutest one among them!
Kitty, kitty, kitty! So cute…. Hahahahahhahaha! Thanks for the update 🤣❤️🤣❤️😸
I can’t decide: I want this balls being fluffy or I like their original mechanical look
Thank you for your translation 💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚
Pleeeeease update im begging you ~~~~(>_<)~~~~
Hahaha they broke the robot! Omg, his ‘greetings game’ to interrupt 1234 was hilarious.