TN: Sansan is back with another chapter, hope you enjoy it:)
“Careful… from the system?” It was a little hard for Jiang Zhuo to understand. The “system” that the senior man had mentioned was obviously a broad concept, and it doesn’t just include his system number 6666.
“Be careful of the system? Be careful of all systems. But isn’t the system supposed to have a cooperative relationship with the host?” Jiang Zhuo wondered. His novice manual stated that the system and the host are close like comrades-in-arms, and the system accompanies the host in the vast mission world, enabling the host to maintain personal understanding no matter what the situation is. It’s like a mobile convenience store, a caring butler, and an omnipotent smart assistant… Isn’t it like this?
Jiang Zhuo couldn’t comprehend. When he was halfway through, he stopped when he saw Sheng Song talking to someone through communication.
Jiang Zhuo didn’t know what the other end of the communication said, but the calm and straight back of Sheng Song stiffened slightly, as if it had been hit by a huge impact, and then he immediately turned around, cut into a path, and disappeared.
“What did you say?” In the narrow passage, Sheng Song opened the protective device. He tried his best to sound emotionally stable, but he still couldn’t hide the subtle emotions in his voice. “Taking a vacation?”
The voice on the other end of the line howled like it was being pursued by ghosts and wolves. “Sheng, Sheng! The information is correct! Sad news! The main system announced the system duty list leave for this month, and the system’s column number 2333 shows—”
“Three days off!”
Sheng Song: “…”
He took a few deep breaths, and his demeanour shifted from gentle and calm to agitated and worried. He leaned against the wall next to him for support.
“System number 2333 has never taken a vacation before, why did he suddenly want to go on vacation?”
Communication on the other side also collapsed.
“I almost couldn’t make it, Brother Sheng! What exactly is going on with No. 2333? I remember that since he bonded with that person, he has never taken a vacation!”
Sheng Song: “…”
Since the facts had been cast, he gradually calmed down.
“In any case, it is a foregone conclusion that System 2333 will not be here for three days. We must prepare for the worst. Immediately reduce the range of actions and strictly restrain all planned hosts so that they do not catch Ji Yiwei’s attention.”
The opposite side led the order away and hung up the communication. Sheng Song sighed deeply. The next three days will probably be very tricky because Ji Yiwei likes system number 2333 very much, or rather, system number 2333 was the only one who was able to attract the attention of Ji Yiwei. Not to forget how dangerous and psychotic that person was.
Sheng Song hardly recalls the system number 2333 who would be taking a long vacation. Seeing how long Ji Yiwei had maintained a quiet life was also miraculous. Since binding with system number 2333, Ji Yiwei seems to have completely changed into a new leaf. He was no longer keen on causing trouble and chaos but rather focused on earning points and helping the system accomplish the main system tasks. It’s been years since he has shown his madness. This period of time was so stable and long that many hosts almost forgot about Ji Yiwei’s madness and only treated him respectfully as the mascot, the Great Demon King. That doesn’t mean that a sleeping lion was not ferocious and terrifying as before. How can he ever forget how Ji Yiwei stepped on his head till he almost died while that crazy guy continued to look at the distant sky with empty eyes.
Ji Yiwei was a destructive person. He was like an empty soul who doesn’t know what love or hatred is. No one knows why he does all these things or whether he is bored or finds them interesting. At one point, Sheng Songshi and several other senior powerful hosts almost died at Ji Yiwei’s hands. Ji Yiwei’s mental state was too unstable to be left alone. Only by staying with System No. 2333 can he calm down for a long time. Once the system goes on vacation, it is very likely that Ji Yiwei will start looking for fun, just like before.
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“Have you taken a shower yet, Ji Yiwei? Have you finished clearing the table?” System 2333 yelled twice but received only a vague response, so he poked his head out of the kitchen to investigate. System 2333 noticed Ji Yiwei exiting the shower, standing at the bathroom door, and folding his shirt sleeves just as he did.
However, despite numerous attempts to fold the sleeves correctly, Ji Yiwei was unable to do so, and his dark pupils gradually shrank.
“Sansan…” Ji Yiwei called out pitifully, “It’s not easy to fold.”
System No. 2333 knew at a glance that Ji Yiwei had OCD again, so he floated over, stretching his tail. The end of the mechanical tail was cracked, revealing a small hook, System 2333 folded the sleeve in two or three strokes.
“Well, isn’t that good? You’re just acting like a spoiled child!” Having said that, System No. 2333 was very proud of himself for folding the sleeves. If it weren’t for the metal casing of the cat ball, he would probably have acted inflated on the spot.
“San San is amazing.” Ji Yiwei never hesitated to praise Sansan. He set the table, went to the kitchen to bring the food, and the two ate happily.
System No. 2333 opened the main system mall, which was different from their purchase channel. It was open to the host and mainly sells daily necessities, and can only be used in the main system space. Usually, System 2333 always buys things here for Ji Yiwei, but sometimes, he also wants to buy something for himself, such as the braised pork flavor supplement.
Supplements look a lot like inhalable jelly packs, not only do they look fancy, but also mechanical cat balls in infinite space can occasionally eat some supplements, which can lubricate the parts and cheer up the mood, just like humans eat snacks.
System No. 2333 was about to place an order when a slender hand suddenly blocked his view of the mall page. Ji Yiwei held his job in one hand and made father-like remarks to System No. 2333. “I have ordered food for you to eat.”
Hearing this, System No. 2333 was elated. “Really?!”
“Of course, I have never lied to you.” Ji Yiwei smiled.
System No. 2333 received a bag of supplements that fell from the sky in less than half a minute. He hugged the supplement happily with his whole cat ball. He unwrapped the package with the help of his tail and started drinking it while making sucking noises.
Ji Yiwei always looked at his system with a smile, watching his cat ears move while eating. Ji Yiwei completely forgot to eat the food in his hand. From the corner of his eyes, he glanced at the main system mall page that he had opened. The [Supplements (New Flavor Braised Pork Style)] had already been stamped with the words “sold out”.
However, Ji Yiwei, as a host, also had a personal mall in the space, and his personal storage was filled with supplements of various delicious flavors, piled up like a mountain. What Sansan likes should be Sansan’s alone.
System No. 2333 didn’t know about Ji Yiwei’s prodigal behavior of buying things till out of stock, he happily finished sucking up the supplements, and rushed Ji Yiwei to eat quickly. After eating, Ji Yiwei washed the dishes and tidied up the table and watered the flowers, while System No. 2333 swayed to the sofa to determine the movie to watch in the evening, his tail coiled into a chair like a swing, and he sat on it enjoying himself.
System No. 2333 bravely chose a ghost movie, and shivered in the popcorn bucket the whole time.
“Sansan, are you popping popcorn in there?” Ji Yiwei couldn’t help laughing, the popcorn bucket trembled on his leg.
System No. 2333 didn’t pay much attention to Ji Yiwei’s words. He was busy screaming in terror. “The protagonist group is going to die! The ghost is so scary!”
Ji Yiwei raised his eyebrows, is this scary? He looked at the ghost that suddenly appeared on the screen, especially the ghost’s slender neck. It would only take him less than 10 seconds before he could break his neck and rip his head off his body.
Ghost: “???”
Good guy, shouldn’t you be taking this opportunity to lead beauty into your arms? Why are you going in the wrong direction?
System No. 2333 had the guts to take a risk just now, and was caught in the scene where the grimace was pasted on the screen, and immediately fell back into the popcorn bucket and trembled with an “Aww”. After a few seconds, he felt that the bucket didn’t have a lid, and he didn’t feel safe, so he grabbed Ji Yiwei’s wrist with his tail, and pulled Ji Yiwei’s whole hand over to cover his head.
“Ji Yiwei!” System 2333 was so frightened that he cried, “You have to protect me!”
Ji Yiwei’s pupils began to shrink, and his heart was full of joy. The tip of the mechanical cat’s ear protruded tremblingly from between his fingers, and then retracted, crying and asking.
“Ji Yiwei, has the ghost left? Is the ghost still there?”
Ji Yiwei groaned, he would not lie to Sansan, but he wanted to stay in this position like this, so he just groaned. As long as he is still contemplating, System 2333 will not dare to stand up and frighten himself to the point of crying and howling.
By the time the movie was over, it was already late at night. System No. 2333 calmed down and tidied up the inside and outside of the house again. All the things that would be used in daily life were neatly placed where they should be, and then he said reluctantly.
“I will be on vacation for three days from tomorrow. Ji Yiwei, you must take good care of yourself.”
The smile on Ji Yiwei’s face disappeared immediately, the corners of his mouth drooped down, and he made a muffled “um”.
“I know how to cook instant noodles, so I won’t starve to death.”
System 2333: “…”
This was the answer that every mother dreads hearing! He was even more concerned!
System No. 2333 hesitated for a few seconds before checking the time and deciding to stay a little longer before leaving.
Ji Yiwei was surprised, but also pleased, to see this.
“Sansan, do you want to leave me a meal?”
“Alright!” System 2333 happily agreed.
System No. 2333 wrapped his tail around Ji Yiwei’s wrist and asked him to assist in the kitchen. He intended to bake a large pancake for Ji Yiwei, cut a hole in the middle, wrap it around Ji Yiwei’s neck, and so that Ji Yiwei’s can gnaw on it when hungry to avoid starvation to death.
The aroma of pancakes was everywhere in the room. At about eleven o’clock, System No. 2333 floated to the door and waved his tail to say goodbye to Ji Yiwei.
“I’m leaving.”
Ji Yiwei’s demeanour appeared stable, and he responded with a smile. “Um.”
Ji Yiwei watched the cat ball drift away slowly through the green fence, and subconsciously chased after a small step, as if his heart was also drifting away. The light of the street lamp at the door was still bright, but Ji Yiwei felt that the lights were all floating away in a group with the cat and the ball.
His world darkened.
Irritability, anxiety, depression, boredom… familiar emotions began to eat away at his heart. Ji Yiwei’s fingers twitched. At this time, having some fun and creating some chaos seems like a good way to pass the time.
Suddenly, the flying cat ball sped back and started to stir up some grass blades as it passed the green belt, and then slammed to a stop in front of Ji Yiwei.
System 2333 seemed a little shy, he swayed and touched Ji Yiwei’s forehead, and then backed away, his eyes on the electronic screen were crooked.
“You obediently eat cakes at home.”
“After you finish eating the cake, I’ll be back.”
System 2333 baked the pancakes according to Ji Yiwei’s food intake, and the takeaway order included stir-fried vegetables, five pancakes are enough for three days!
After he finished speaking, he covered his face with his tail even more shyly, and flew away with a “huh”, taking his tail as he flew away, unaware that just now he had set a fire on someone’s heart.
A few minutes after his Sansan left, Ji Yiwei was still standing at the door, he raised his hand in a daze to touch the place where his forehead was touched and suddenly a smile appeared on his face.
“Well, I’m obedient.”
Ji Yiwei returned to the house and sat at the dining table. Each of the five pancakes was as big as a small dustpan, soft and thick, full of fragrance, and placed on a round porcelain plate on the table. He obediently picked up a piece of cake, obediently brought it to his mouth, and obediently took a bite.
He must obediently eat this.
Eat them quickly.
After eating these cakes, Sansan will come back.
Please someone tell me that he isn’t planing to eat all of them in one go…
Ooof…I think that’s the plan!
He isn’t going to eat them in one go
….. maybe
I suspect mental illness(from the descriptions of him), and he may as well try as hard as he could to get his system back from vacation sooner .
But this is so unhealthy. I do not approve ☹️
Let’s be crazy, Demon Lord
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Let’s start a petition to put the ML into therapy #mentalhealth
Ty for all your hard work~~ ♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️
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