Playing E-Sports with a CatCh15 - Who would be willing to neuter a genius mao-mao?

After Bai Jin woke up, he felt that his keeper’s eyes were always on him.

As if observing something. aMjFNq

There were still three days until he was neutered.

His big tweet is so cute, he must not lose him.

Story translated by Chrysanthemum Garden.

When Bai Jin saw his keeper lying on his side and looking at him, he jumped onto Chu Yuan’s chest. Lying down on Chu Yuan’s hard chest was quite comfortable.

His action gave Chu Yuan a pause. Wefnwd

Chu Yuan thought to himself, if the cat was really a human, he wouldn’t do such stupid things, right?

Maybe there was a mistake in his xdu account?

It is really impossible for a normal person to believe that his cat can transform.

Chu Yuan subconsciously searched the records of xduxke to see if there would be any problems.

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After searching, it turned out that many people’s logs would appear in tandem. Chu Yuan suppressed this idea.

He still doesn’t think it’s possible.

Bai Jin hadn’t realized that he was practically jumping back and forth on the verge of falling off his horse, he was still seriously thinking about what he had to do to make his keeper calmly accept the fact that he was a genius among cats.

That’s it! 35Yo6p

This is Bai Jin’s cat design for himself!

A genius among cats.

Who would be willing to neuter a genius mao-mao?

Chu Yuan looked at it seriously and couldn’t help but send a message to Ping Rui: “Do you think cats will turn into humans?” 3g0 QR

Ping Rui, who had just finished his work and saw his message, was full of questions.

“God Chu, have you watched too much anime? No, you don’t watch anime.”

Chu Yuan laughed.

Yes. 3gJWSI

How a cat could turn into a human was probably just a coincidence of two things that made him think too much.

Besides, are people who turn into cats that stupid?

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He’s a stupid little cat who can even knock over a glass of milk.

How could it be a human? K0BtO1

Chu Yuan suppressed his impossible thoughts and pretended not to see Ping Rui sending another message behind him: “Don’t forget to go live today, please! It’s important to me and the fans!”

Chu Yuan sighed, there was nothing he could do, because his live broadcast was related to the live broadcast salary of the whole team.

Chu Yuan’s plan in the past few days is to live broadcast.

Anyway, just finish the live broadcast this year. 4v8MBD

Before the live broadcast, Chu Yuan paid attention to the World Championship again. They still had Team Po and Team Longyin in China, but they also struggled in the group stage.

But in the next top 16 competition, it was unknown if they could win.

Based on Chu Yuan’s inference, most of them are terrible.

As usual, Chu Yuan wrote an analysis and sent it to Team Po and Team Longyin as feedback to them. K1d7Up

When Team Y entered the playoffs, these two teams also helped.

After he finished all this work, he saw Miao-Miao sunbathing on the sofa until its stomach turned inside out. The whole cat is delighted, not to mention how comfortable it is.

Chu Yuan sneered in his heart, he was so stupid, did he really think it was human? He was really thinking too much.

Bai Jin was feeling comfortable basking in the sun, even a little drowsy. DjkqSY

It’s so comfortable, okay?

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In his previous life, he went to school and studied all day long.

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When Chu Yuan squeezed his belly, Bai Jin quickly shrank into a ball.

How can you pinch the little kitty’s belly! 4ut7Hc

How could there be such a bad keeper!

Bai Jin: “Meow~”

Do not touch me!

Unfortunately, his meow didn’t have any momentum. Chu Yuan picked him up and touched him twice. MP6JxC

Seeing the mao-mao’s eyes welling up with tears, he suppressed all thoughts that the mao-mao was a human being.

He must have lost his mind yesterday because he thought cats would turn into humans.

It’s a bit ridiculous now that he thought about it.

“Me, your dad, is going to work, so just bask in the sun.” Chu Yuan raised his eyebrows and threw the cat on the sofa. n0A4WI

Bai Jin was still shocked by the word dad, when he was thrown over again.

Damn it, is mao-mao a rag that can just be thrown around.

It doesn’t hurt, but it’s a huge insult to the cat!!!

Bai Jin ran directly into Chu Yuan’s arms: “Meow meow meow meow meow!!!” QwOoif

It is indeed a little stupid cat.

Chu Yuan almost laughed out loud and was sure that this was not a human.

It’s a cute little silly cat.

“Be good, go play by yourself.” Chu Yuan put the cat down and quickly went to the live broadcast. UpOeqI

Before the live broadcast, he also changed his xdu password to avoid any inexplicable searches.

[Aaaaaaaahhhhhh, God Chu is actually live broadcasting again!]

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[It’s so touching that he broadcasted live for two consecutive days. This is an honor for us fans!]

[What hero will God Chu play today] hGYvg5

[Did God Chu just take a shower, licking the screen.]

[Why didn’t I see the little kitty today? Fans made Miao-Miao’s peripherals. If God Chu is free, you can check out Chaohua on Weibo.]

Chu Yuan raised his eyebrows and watched the live broadcast on Weibo Super Chat. Sure enough, he saw Miao-Miao’s peripherals.

The ever-proud pure white long-haired cat with turquoise blue eyes is a lovely sight to behold. I2N7HO

The peripherals are not as silly as usual, but are particularly refined and noble.

Yes, everyone can see nobility from a cat.

All they can say is that it is indeed a cat raised by God Chu.

A hundred dolls were made around the peripheral using Miao-Miao as a template, which attracted many fans to draw prizes. 7hTpZe

Chu Yuan watched and replied using his Weibo account: “Can you tell the hidden secrets as Miao-Miao’s owner?”

Fans in the live broadcast room also wondered what God Chu was doing holding his mobile phone.

After seeing the reply on Weibo, the screen was full of ahhhhhhhh, and can, can, can, can.

Of course they can give God Chu some secret information!!! JoGptg

The fan who posted the Weibo post was even more shocked. She just mentioned it casually in the live broadcast room, and God Chu actually came over, aaaaahhhhhhh.

After getting the Miao-Miao doll, Chu Yuan opened the game.

Familiar game, familiar interface.

Chu Yuan had opened it countless times, and he was familiar with the way and queued up. AClvBp

He played high-end games, and the queue time was relatively long, so he had to chat with fans.

Fans rarely see him like this, and they can’t contain their excitement.

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[For the first time, I hope God Chu will not be included in the game.]

[I want to chat with God Chu for a while.] Il9AHz

[Agree! Don’t get in line!]

As soon as he started reading these words, the game interface popped up.

It’s a pity that God Chu is going to play games, wuwuwuwu.

Just as Chu Yuan was about to click to agree, a cat appeared out of nowhere and jumped directly onto the computer table. Because of its lack of control, it bumped into Chu Yuan’s hand. NzLc2O

The mouse was originally on the agree button, but suddenly tilted to reject.

[Hahahahahahahaha Miao-Miao pressed reject for us!]

[I declare that Miao-Miao is our fan leader!] lD1GJ6

[Aaahhh, Miao-Miao is so cute.]

In the camera, Chu Yuan and the shocked mao-mao looked at each other for at least three seconds.

Bai Jin is also very helpless! He just wanted to jump on the table to make his presence felt!

How did he click to reject the game? M6UJw4

“Is it intentional?” Chu Yuan picked up Miao-Miao, “Huh?”

There was a smile in this voice. Bai Jin’s ears twitched and he struggled to escape, but his four short legs moved around and he couldn’t break free.

This scene made all the fans laugh, and Miao-Miao was quickly made into a GIF.

So cute! Y IfGs

And their God Chu is also very adorable, ah!

Teasing the little kitty on purpose.

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By the time he got back into the game, it was already twenty minutes later.

Bai Jin continued to lie down in the same position as yesterday. LbHC87

It’s fun to watch his keeper playing games!

But as he watched, Bai Jin finally discovered a problem.

His keeper seemed to save the flash.

That flash is like a family heirloom, it’s basically never pressed, and even if he;s dead, he rarely pressed it. 0UjY8Z

It wasn’t so obvious yesterday, but today he played a tank-type jungler, and it was clearly reflected.

Fortunately, the barrage can solve all his doubts.

[As expected of No Flash Chu!]

[Except for killing people, it is impossible to make God Chu press flash.] y 8na0

[Yes, flash can only be used to kill someone.]

After these words came out, Bai Jin finally understood.

It turns out that his keeper is not only cruel in his fighting style, but also uses flashes so fiercely.

Generally speaking, flash is used to avoid damage and skills, An m4N

But in his hands, it was a killing technique.

Bai Jin looked at his keeper with even more admiration, as if watching his keeper play games gave him the same feeling!

Bai Jin didn’t realize that he had put on a special filter when he looked at his own keeper.

But after a while, the happy barrage suddenly changed direction. ddM7eI

[Ignore what that person said, he’s just sour.]

[The substitute dared to say such things to God Chu. Isn’t it disgusting.]

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[Idiot, if God Chu didn’t take initiative to give up his position, could he be a starter?]

Chu Yuan took one look and closed the barrage: “Don’t post irrelevant things.” CBfEI0

But Bai Jin already understood.

This must be talking about the jungler One. The last time his keeper took him to the club, Bai Jin felt that the jungler seemed to be angry with his keeper, but he did not dare to say it out loud.

Bai Jin has never had a good impression of him. When playing a team game, he just wants to be a C, was it really useful?

But Bai Jin didn’t think too much. He was seriously watching Chu Yuan play games. C8Ld2x

On the same platform, in another live broadcast room.

One sneered: “What’s wrong? Aren’t you scolding me for not being able to qualify and come back from Sydney? It’s better to watch the live broadcast at home without getting results, right?”

[Stop being disgusting, just keep live broadcasting and no one will care about you.]

[Didn’t you mock God Chu first? Are you pretending to be wronged?] o8pZ1S

[Don’t you have any idea who got the World Championship spot?]

Seeing this barrage, One was completely shocked: “What do you mean, I don’t know who got the spot for the World Championship? Of course it was me who got it?! Even if he doesn’t come, I can still compete.”

Everyone said that Chu Yuan got the spot for the World Championship, but he could have done it.

If he wants to retire, he should retire well. If he only retired half-way, who is disgusting. e1qspz

It seems that he will always be his substitute. As long as he is here, his starting position will never be stable.

There will always be people comparing himself to him.

He is strong, and he was once the god of this game.

But so what, e-sports means that newcomers are better than old people. iKftcm

He didn’t have a chance before. If it weren’t for his stupid teammates dragging him down, how could he only reach the World Championship at that point?

The more One thought about it, the more paranoid he became, and he simply turned off the live broadcast.

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But his livid face has been truthfully recorded on camera and posted on various forums.

On Chu Yuan’s side, he ignored the barrage and started playing with the cat more and more vigorously, stroking the cat’s head from time to time, wondering why he thought the cat was a human. rwbG8l

Other times it was still fun to play with.

And Bai Jin also came up with a brilliant idea.

To show that he’s a genius mao-mao.

Doesn’t his keeper not like to press the flash? 17mHPC

He could have survived a lot of time, but he just doesn’t press the flash button.

Since he doesn’t press the button, he’ll just press it for him!

But he’ll have to find the right moment, watch his keeper as he is dying, have sharp eyes and quick claws, and help his keeper escape from death!

If once was a coincidence, then he would press it a few more times! Qa xkz

He would always let his keeper know that he is a genius cat!

It was really hard for him to keep his big tweet.


Sunnyshies: I almost forgot, I changed the xdegreexsubject to xduxke (its the pinyin) anyway, it looks so bad when tled…so I just let it be.

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Translator's Note

粉头 – /Fěn tóu/
Fantou, a word that refers to the leader of a fan group, is usually a die-hard fan of the celebrity himself or his relatives.

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