If you turned into a cat, how would you let others know you were human?
Sure enough, even for such a silly question, there is an answer in xduxke.
Just not very serious.
Some said it was nice to be a cat, and some even wanted to sing “Nyan Cat” to their owners.
Oh, and there’s also talk of writing with the cat’s paw for the owner to see.
But this should prevent the owner from sending you for scientific research.
OK! Farewell!
Bai Jin felt that it was better to do it step by step, at least not to directly show his amazing talent.
It’s best to let your own keeper get used to it slowly.
Finally, someone said to eat the food they like and sit on the sofa they like.
Within a week, someone will definitely notice that you are very different from ordinary cats, and your owner will definitely think that you are special.
This is useful, I’ll remember it.
Bai Jin clenched his cat’s paws, then quickly cleared the browser traces, and then closed the computer.
Bai Jin swaggered downstairs, his soft fur looked particularly beautiful in the light, and people couldn’t help but touch it.
Chu Yuan glanced at it.
As soon as he turned around, the little stupid cat became so happy.
There was even a hint of arrogance in him.
Chu Yuan was amused, how could he see so many emotions in a cat? Was he a genius in the eyes of his keeper?
The meal Chu Yuan made for the cat was steamed beef with egg yolks.
While he ate ribs himself.
When the two plates were placed on the dining table, Bai Jin quickly jumped on them.
In the past, Bai Jin always ate what was on his plate obediently. This time he wanted to attract the attention of his keeper, so of course he couldn’t be so obedient.
But if he eats the ribs cooked by his keeper directly, his keeper will have nothing to eat.
Bai Jin thought for a while, he walked towards the spare ribs, and meowed loudly at Chu Yuan.
“Meow!!”
Bai Jin thought he was shouting with great momentum, but Chu Yuan’s ears sounded like he was being coquettish.
“You can’t eat it.” Chu Yuan said.
“Meow!”
“No.” Chu Yuan pointed to the plate with beef, “Your meat is more expensive than mine.”
Bai Jin: !
Yes, it is normal for beef to be more expensive than pork, not to mention that the beef he eats is more expensive!
Chu Yuan always felt that there was something wrong with his eyes.
His cat’s expressions are so rich that the whole cat even follows the expressions.
The tail will raise when shocked, and its eyes are wet when it wants something.
If it does something wrong, it can’t wait to shrink into a ball.
Are cats that smart?
His cat is a bit too smart.
With this in mind, Chu Yuan said calmly: “You can eat it if you want.”
Bai Jin: !
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He wants to eat! The ribs must be especially flavorful!
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The doctor received the message from God Chu and sent tentative words: “Many keepers think that cats can listen to themselves. In fact, most of them are thought of by humans themselves. As far as I know, there are basically no cats that can understand such complex commands.”
The cat’s reaction is entirely up to the owner’s imagination.
It was called delusional for short.
The doctor didn’t say this, after all, this was his idol God Chu.
Chu Yuan also shook his head, he indeed thought too much.
Looking at Miao-Miao coming down the stairs today, he felt like what he saw was an arrogant young man.
Is it possible that after being single for a long time, even looking at a cat makes he felt that it looks pretty?
Chu Yuan packed up the things in the kitchen and saw Miao-Miao sitting on the sofa watching TV with serious eyes. The remote control was covered by Miao-Miao as if to protect food.
And lying in the middle of the sofa, it looked very arrogant.
The TV he just tuned in, was it this channel?
From the corner of his eye, Bai Jin saw Chu Yuan walking over, but the cat remained motionless.
Sure enough, Chu Yuan wanted to come over to get the remote control.
He has already thought about it. When the time comes, he will compete with Chu Yuan, and his keeper will definitely see that he is very different!
Even though he is just a little mao-mao, he still has his own programs that he wants to watch!
Who knew that Chu Yuan picked him up directly: “Isn’t it uncomfortable? Holding the remote control?”
After saying that, he simply set him aside: “Play by yourself, I have a family to feed.”
!!!
It’s not at all like the plot he designed!
And his keeper still has to support his family?! As the most powerful man in LoL, why does he still need to do such a thing?
Bai Jin still followed Chu Yuan upstairs, taking a step ahead of him and lying directly on the keyboard. The cat’s eyes were staring at his keeper, full of provocation.
“Don’t make trouble, let’s make money through live streaming.” Chu Yuan rubbed the cat’s head and said casually.
Unexpectedly, after he finished speaking, Miao-Miao actually got off the keyboard. Although its expression was a little hesitant, its movements were correct. It even lay down in a place where it would not be affected or even caught by the camera.
Is it a coincidence?
Or?
Bai Jin originally didn’t want to leave, but it was very expensive for his keeper to raise him, so how could he bother him as he made money.
Thinking like this, Bai Jin obediently lay aside.
There are still seven days until his big tweet disappears.
He will surely make his keeper give up this idea within seven days.
Otherwise.
Otherwise, he can only run away!
From now on, he will be a stray little mao-mao and make money by being cute and adorable.
Bai Jin has never been so depressed.
However, he will still come back to see his keeper when he has time. After all, cool guys like him are rare.
There’s news that the handsome cool guy is on live.
It spread to all fan bases instantly.
[God Chu is on air!!!]
[Has the missing person returned?!!]
[Tearful!!!!]
Everyone’s exclamation marks grew longer and longer, and tens of thousands of people came to Chu Yuan’s live broadcast room instantly.
This kind of appeal would make him a big star in the entertainment industry, not to mention in E-sport circle. Players with good looks and skills like Chu Yuan are too rare.
When he first appeared on the scene, some people asked why a pretty boy like him didn’t go out to compete for food with professional players.
After checking his game record, they were instantly convinced.
With Chu Yuan’s talent, it would be a big loss if he didn’t play professionally, okay?
Chu Yuan has also used his own strength to prove in recent years that he is the king of this game.
Chu Yuan usually doesn’t interact with the audience during live broadcasts, but it was a little different today.
He was amused by Miao-Miao’s cuteness just now, and he was in a good mood, so he randomly answered a few questions on the barrage.
The barrage immediately raised an exclamation point.
Brush off some of the bad words.
But Chu Yuan saw it.
[Your team’s performance is so bad, why do you still have the nerve to broadcast live?]
[Are you happy that Team Y lost?]
[Why doesn’t the world’s number one jungler go to the World Championship?]
Bai Jin kept looking at his keeper. Although his expression did not change, he instinctively felt that he was not as happy as before, so he subconsciously sat down in front of the computer screen.
Seeing those messy barrages, Bai Jin blocked the screen with his small body.
Only after doing this did he realize how stupid he was!
Chu Yuan couldn’t help but laugh, and held Miao-Miao in his arms: “So well-behaved?”
The barrage became even more exciting when they saw the mao-mao.
This is God Chu’s little mao-mao, which he showed pictures of on Weibo last time.
It was obviously taken casually, but it looks very photogenic, countless times prettier than those internet celebrity cats.
Some fans have already made a set of Miao-Miao emoticons, which were so cute.
[Aaaaaahhhhhh, God Chu, look at the cat!]
[God Chu, look at the cat!]
[The cat looks at the camera, aaaaaaahhhhhhh]
[May I ask this cute little kitty, what color of sack do you like?]
[How dare you steal the cat that made God Chu laugh so hard?]
[Of course we don’t dare, we just want to live in God Chu’s house like the mao-mao!]
These barrages were almost invisible on the screen, so Chu Yuan conveniently blocked them.
Steal his cat?
It also depends on whether his cat goes with someone else or not.
Chu Yuan opened the first game.
“Play jungle today and get points on the wave.”
Bai Jin’s ears twitched. He hadn’t seen his keeper play games yet?
These days, his keeper at most, only opened a custom training room to practice his release of attack skills.
Very boring. For example, how to get the skill length stuck or and what distance to fight wild monsters.
Seeing these made Bai Jin dizzy, but after seeing more, he understood a little bit what his keeper was doing.
He is calculating the damage of skills, the health of wild monsters, and the best route to clear the jungle.
He is already a well known jungler, but he still insists on such basic training everyday, which is really rare.
Now Bai Jin saw him playing the jungle position for the first time. He immediately turned his head and found a suitable position to lie down so that he could see the screen clearly without affecting his keeper’s operation.
Fans accidentally saw the cat on God Chu’s hand and immediately raised exclamation marks.
Aaaaahhhhhh, this kitten is so pretty.
How to put it, it looks very smart.
But Bai Jin only flashed in front of the camera. He was lying on the table to Chu Yuan’s left, with his eyes fixed on the screen.
His keeper played an assassin jungler this time.
In this version, the assassin-type jungler is not as good as the tank-type jungler.
He was questioned when he was choosing a hero, but Chu Yuan locked him up without hesitation.
Unexpectedly, a teammate directly sent: 15.
This means surrendering in 15 minutes.
LoL’s mechanism requires surrender to be initiated after 15 minutes. Usually posting 15 means, this one is gone, definitely lose.
Bai Jin knew that if his keeper dared to choose it, he would definitely win.
He doesn’t know why, but he has such confidence in his keeper.
In his previous world, he forgot which professional player said that if you faced some people, you would lose even before you started to gain momentum.
Then the game is basically gone.
Bai Jin felt that Chu Yuan was such a player.
He’s strong, confident, in control of changing situations, and he’s the king of the game.
After entering, it was exactly as Bai Jin expected.
Chu Yuan only took one look at the opponent’s junglers to figure out the opponent’s jungler’s route, and directly hit the opponent’s jungle monsters, and took advantage of the situation and took the Rift Herald and the small dragon.
Rift Herald is an epic wild monster that spawns in the upper half of the map eight minutes after the game starts.
After taking out the Rift Herald, you can get money by having it crash into the defense towers.
It can be said to be a powerful tool for achieving a good economy in the early stage.
The teammate, who made the previous 15, was the top-laner. He immediately flashed 6666 on the screen and typed: “Brother, awesome.
Fans in the live broadcast room burst out laughing, and Bai Jin also found it amusing.
This top-laner is so interesting, a classic twist.
But that’s the game, it’s all about the fun.
And their only purpose in the game.
It’s all about the win.
The author has something to say:
Everyone can listen to “Nyan Cat”!
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Haha I can’t wait until little miao miao becomes bai jin and we see god chus reaction 😂😂 god chu your not delusional, the cat really is too smart
Thank you for the chapter!💕
Thanks for the update ❤️🤣❤️🤣
He even imagined now an arrogant boy, how he react when he will see one in person 😂
Sadly I think I’m delusional too! Kkkkkk but I swear my little dog has vengeance in her bones! She’s wicked!
hey, hey, speaking of I have the same exp with my cats. Esp with my female black cat, she’s like a queen. Every time she walked in front of me, she will sway her hips, and swing her beautiful long tail, like a girl, elegantly walking towards me. Then she will slightly rub my legs, look up to me with eyes winking and twinkling, and when I was about to stretch out my hand to stroke her, she will immediately strode away, with the same hips swaying left and right. A very arrogant young lady right. I sometimes called her lady in black, with all her shiny black fur.
Double guilty pleasure for your evening: Nyan Cat + Chipi Chipi
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