I turned around and left quite chicly. Real men never look back at the expressions of their boss and roommate.
Mimi wanted to go out of my bedroom, so I picked it up and pressed it back on the bed. I rubbed the fur on its back and kissed its head fiercely.
They need to be alone, even a kitty can’t disturb them.
No need to thank me, Ning Yiheng. I just did what I could.
Mimi never liked being held. It pushed my face away with its paws and struggled to jump out of my arms. It didn’t want to go out at this time. It sat on my pillow on its butt and licked the fur I touched in disgust.
It licked its fur, and I pushed the fur it had licked in the opposite direction.
Mimi was getting impatient with the licking and eventually bit my finger.
It didn’t bite hard. My hand was so cheap that I was perfectly satisfied. I slumped back on the bed to swipe my phone.
As soon as I opened WeChat, I saw a voice message pop up from my mom.
Life Is Like Tea: Xiu Xiu, when are you coming home? Can you bring a girl back this year?
Life Is Like Tea: Xiao Yao has a girlfriend.
Although I hate to admit it, my nickname was Xiu Xiu. My parents insisted on having me at an elderly age because they wanted a daughter but I was still a boy, so they inherited the nickname “Xiu Xiu” that they originally planned to give to their youngest daughter.
Xiao Yao was my mother’s eldest grandson and my eldest nephew Gan Yao. This kid has been popular with girls since he was a child. After he went to college, the girls he brought back to his hometown every year for the Chinese New Year were different.
I ignored my mother’s urging to get married and selectively replied: I’m going home at the end of the month, the ticket hasn’t been booked yet.
Compared with other cities’ grand Spring Festival travel season, the tickets from B City to our home are quite easy to buy. Li Xiaoming and I were able to book tickets a week in advance.
When Ning Yiheng went back, I will discuss the matter of going home with Li Xiaoming.
Life Is Like Tea: Xiu Xiu, worry more about your own affairs. You’re almost 30 years old, why haven’t you ever talked about falling in love?
Life Is Like Tea: Go out more and talk to girls.
My mother doesn’t know that I sprained my back, so she always urged me to go out and find someone. I felt that I could heal before the new year, so I didn’t mention my waist injury, for fear that she would be worried.
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Although I’m still on the Krypton Gold list, I dare not write Doujin for the time being. I can still draw happiness from the works of the big ladies.
At this moment, a knock on the door suddenly sounded, and Ning Yiheng asked through the door frame, “Can I come in?”
It seems that Ning Yiheng and Li Xiaoming have finished talking, which was faster than I thought.
According to the routine of Doujin Literature, it has to be an unreasonable crying, a forcible kiss to take him away, and finally a beautiful completion of the great harmony of life. The resolution of conflicts all rely on human primitive instincts. In the end, the two are finally reconciled.
I’m not talented, my Doujin articles are all written in accordance with this routine.
I was mentally prepared to see them both tomorrow morning.
I hurriedly turned off Softer software and said, “You can come in, boss.”
I don’t know what they all talked about. Ning Yiheng’s face didn’t change much.
As always, he didn’t talk nonsense. He gave me a massage when he entered the room.
Boss was really a good person, he didn’t forget to give me a massage even after a fight.
After experiencing the baptism of massage the first few times, I gradually experienced feelings other than the pain in the boss’s technique.
The originally sore and stiff back muscles were relieved a lot, and the heat flow spread along the injury to my whole body numbly.
It was so comfortable.
I couldn’t help but let out a soft sigh of satisfaction.
Because it was so comfortable, I couldn’t restrain the sound in my throat. When I discovered this, I had already followed Ning Yiheng’s action “Mm, mm, ha, ha” for a long time.
During this period of time, my waist hurts so much that I couldn’t move. With Ning Yiheng’s press, it was like getting a new waist and getting a new life. I even felt that I can split hundreds of serial forks when I stand up.
My brain was also tingling and numb; I felt elated. Ning Yiheng suddenly stopped.
I subconsciously looked back at him and saw his hands frozen in the air with a weird expression on his face.
I saw Ning Yiheng’s expression was wrong and asked, “Boss, what’s wrong with you?”
Ning Yiheng took a deep breath and said indifferently, “… It’s nothing.”
It must be that my cry was too unpleasant, and Ning Yiheng was upset.
After all, what’s so nice about a man’s voice? I’m not Li Xiaoming, who can make people cross the gender barrier.
I suddenly felt that I had lost my face in front of Ning Yiheng again. I felt ashamed, so I bit my lower lip and didn’t dare to speak.
Ning Yiheng also didn’t say much. He stopped for a while and then continued to massage. For some reason, I obviously felt that his technique was much heavier.
Wuwu, the boss has done enough for me. If you don’t want to, there is no need to force yourself to massage me.
I forced myself not to make a sound, but because I was so comfortable, I couldn’t help but grunt along; and just at this time, a call came on my phone.
Ning Yiheng didn’t stop and said, “Want to answer it?”
I was lying on the bed and saw that the caller was my mother— I know my mother like a son. I know her nature too well.
According to my mother’s nagging nature, talk about marriage will be endless. My massage hasn’t been finished yet. It wasn’t good for Ning Yiheng to stop and wait for me and delay his time, so I said, “It’s my Mom’s call. I’ll answer it later. Boss, you continue.”
I’ll tell her later that I didn’t hear her call.
Ning Yiheng listened to me and continued to massage me.
Accompanied by my phone’s ringing, I couldn’t help but hum in a low voice again.
F*ck, why didn’t I know before that massage turned out to be so comfortable!
Mimi, who was sitting on the pillow, stared at Ning Yiheng’s hand for a while and then was attracted by my mobile phone. It tilted its head and its tail swayed to the rhythm of the music.
Can kittens also appreciate music? I thought.
Mimi turned its head and then slapped its paw on the answer button.
Me: ?
My mother’s unique loud voice exploded out of the receiver, comparable to a direct broadcast. “Xiu Xiu, why didn’t you answer the phone just now?”
“Xiao Yao said you have a kitten, come and show it to Mom in the video.”
Ning Yiheng and I were taken aback at the same time. With my amazing effort, the voice that was originally deliberately suppressed was also released.
My brain crashed. Without waiting for Ning Yiheng’s hand to stop, I immediately explained, “Ao… Mom, I, I just… Uhmm, wu…”
Thanks to Ning Yiheng’s perseverance in giving me a massage at this time, the eight words “I just didn’t hear my mobile phone ringing” were left unspoken.
My Mom: …
Only then did Ning Yiheng finally know to stop and whispered, “Cheng Huai Xiu, is everything okay?”
My Mom: …
My mother didn’t say anything, I still wanted to say something to explain when there was a “beep beep beep” sound of the phone hanging up on the receiver.
My mother hung up the phone, turned, and started sending me WeChat.
Life Is Like Tea: Son, I’m sorry.
Life Is Like Tea: No matter what, I love you.
—Mom don’t ah! What the hell did you misunderstand!
Author’s Note:
Cheng’s brain circuit runs in the family.
😂😂😂
NY you got nerves of steel, you got the meal in front of you but you can still resist when its like this.
LMAOJDDJK thank you Mimi for answering that call for him 😂😂
LMAO HAHAHAHA
Thanks for the chapter!
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Oh my~
Thank You for the chapter ( ∩ˇωˇ∩)♡
Even Mom figures it out first 😂
Thank you for another chapter.