Translator: Mogumoguchan
Editor: Neirith
Lan Lan the kitten stayed at home for an entire day and curled up on the shoe cabinet while it waited for its people to come back. It stared at the door with big, wide eyes.
When Yan Qiu opened the door, he saw a flash of white, and immediately afterwards, saw a ball of white speedily rushing at him.
When the kitten crouching on the shoe cabinet heard the sound of the door opening, it became extremely excited. Once Yan Qiu pushed the door open, it jumped eagerly and flung itself straight into Yan Qiu’s arms. It started licking at Yan Qiu’s neck and meowed for Yan Qiu to pet it.
It wasn’t a kitten at all. It was clearly a succubus!
Yan Qiu let go of Ji Xinglan’s hand. With one hand against the doorframe, he held the kitten and entered.
Ji Xinglan stood behind them and stared at Yan Qiu with bitterness in his eyes. He looked down at the hand Yan Qiu had suddenly let go of. Some warmth from Yan Qiu’s body was still retained, but in a breath’s worth of time, the cold air around him blew at his palm, and the warmth completely dissipated.
Yan Mercilessly-Extracting-My-Hand-Out-of-Handholds Qiu had already run to the sofa to play with the mini succubus.
When Ji Xinglan entered through the door after them and turned on the ceiling lamp, he saw the white furball in Yan Qiu’s arms acting cute. Ji Xinglan wrapped his arms around his chest and leaned against the wall. He looked a little displeased.
The kitten keenly noticed Ji Xinglan’s hostility once Ji Xinglan started glaring at it. It also started hissing at him with its claws out.
“Lan Lan, good kitty, don’t cause trouble.”
Yan Qiu used his fingers to toy with the fur on its tail. He didn’t know what Ji Xinglan was doing behind him, and he just thought that the kitten was hungry. So, he picked the kitten up by its nape and put it on the soft cushion. Ji Xinglan stood behind them. When he heard Yan Qiu calling the stupid kitten Lan Lan in such an affectionate manner, he became even more displeased.
Forget about how Yan Qiu’s attention had been taken by the kitten, why was his name also taken by the kitten?
As Yan Qiu poured cat food into the kitten’s bowl, Ji Xinglan acted like an upright and kind-hearted flower as though his lover had just cheated on him for a kitten. He started pitifully preparing food for the cheating boy.
Ji Xinglan cut up ingredients angrily in the kitchen. He looked as if he wanted to cut someone up.
Ever since that stupid kitten came over, Ji Xinglan’s status in the house plummeted. He turned from Yan Qiu’s husband to Yan Qiu’s chef.
As he stood in the kitchen and listened to the giggles, watching how the kitten occupied most of Yan Qiu’s attention, Ji Xinglan, who was involved in this love triangle, found himself regretting his decision. A lot.
Here he was, a handsome boy, but he was not even as attractive as a kitten.
If he knew this would happen, he wouldn’t have agreed to let Yan Qiu bring the kitten back home.
Yan Qiu had only left momentarily. When he returned to the living room, he saw something that made him confused as to whether he should laugh or cry—Ji Xinglan was bullying the kitten.
That person had put up a farce and bought cat food out. Lan Lan stood by his feet with hungry eyes, but Ji Xinglan just swung it around in front of the kitten, refusing to let it eat.
‘Do you see this cat food? I won’t let you eat it.’
As he swung it around, he made the kitten so mad that it started meowing in anger.
“What are you doing?” Yan Qiu frowned.
When the kitten saw Yan Qiu come out, it immediately turned its head around and ran towards him. It placed its paws on his trousers with a sad look on its face.
We’re sorry for MTLers or people who like using reading mode, but our translations keep getting stolen by aggregators so we’re going to bring back the copy protection. If you need to MTL please retype the gibberish parts.
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‘The kitten is cute. Why did you bully the kitten?’
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The kitten enjoyed the grace bestowed upon it in Yan Qiu’s arms. It had its fill of food and licked its fur before it stretched its body. Then, it cast Ji Xinglan a smug look.
That gaze seemed to be saying, ‘I’m the cat Yan Qiu loves the most.’
When Ji Xinglan saw the kitten acting all smug and fresh within Yan Qiu’s arms in spite of the fact that it caused Yan Qiu to cheat on him, he was so angry that he gnashed his teeth.
That night, Yan Qiu dressed in his pyjamas as he laid on the bed and played with the kitten. He watched it bite down on the fur on its tail.
Lan Lan pushed its toy ball around and squashed down on it repeatedly, and just when the furry ball rolled away from it and knocked into the door to the bathroom, the door was gently pushed open.
Ji Xinglan walked out in his bathrobe. His hair seemed to have already been dried, and it was rather fluffy. It fell a bit over his eyes.
He closed the bathroom door behind him and cast the furry ball at his feet with an indifferent look. Then, he picked it up with one hand. With the other, he picked up the kitten.
Yan Qiu looked up, and he was just in time to see Ji Xinglan’s long and lean legs under his bathrobe. He couldn’t help but remember how those legs looked like when they were usually wrapped up by military pants and boots.
Yan Qiu gulped. He suddenly remembered the rumor about Ji Xinglan being hung.
Yan Qiu was actually very nervous about this, but it was definitely not because he was afraid. It was because he wasn’t that hung, and if Ji Xinglan was really packed down there, then it would mean that Yan Qiu lost to him.
Yan Qiu took the kitten from Ji Xinglan’s hands. In his arms was the kitten, and in the kitten’s arms was the ball. He yawned in a lazy fashion.
Yan Qiu sat by the edge of the bed. He quietly cast his gaze on Ji Xinglan, or more precisely, at his groin. However, Ji Xinglan just kept walking around the room. One moment, he would be drinking, and at another moment, he picked up the charger. The hem of his robe moved about, making it very difficult for him to sneak peeks at it. In the end, Ji Xinglan even sat down.
Yan Qiu observed Ji Xinglan for a while, but failed to see anything. However, since he felt threatened as a man, he couldn’t help but want to get to the bottom of this and see whether it was real.
When he saw Ji Xinglan laying down on the side of the bed and turning on his laptop, Yan Qiu’s mind raced, and he came up with a stupid plan.
He used his hand to push against the bed and flipped himself over so that he could prop himself up. He went to Ji Xinglan’s side and spoke. It was very clear that he was up to no good.
“Are you tired?”
Ji Xinglan looked up from the screen and stared at Yan Qiu warily.
“What?”
“I’ll give you a massage.”
Since Yan Qiu was really attentive, and he made this suggestion with gusto. Before he even finished speaking, he had already placed his hands on Ji Xinglan’s shoulder and kneaded his collarbone.
Ji Xinglan enjoyed his sudden act of gentleness, and he almost immediately let his guard down.
Ji Xinglan couldn’t figure out why this wicked little thing would suddenly be so considerate of him. But his mind immediately came up with an answer: Yan Qiu must have noticed that he had been ignoring him for the whole day, and his conscience prickling him. He must have wanted to mend his mistakes. Thus, Ji Xinglan leaned backwards and started enjoying the massage.
He leaned against the headboard, with one leg bent and the other straight. His laptop was placed on his body.
Yan Qiu sat beside him and bent down a little to rhythmically massage his shoulders and neck. His strength was neither too light nor too heavy. His technique was also perfect.
While he poured his full attention into massaging Ji Xinglan, Ji Xinglan suddenly took some time from typing to turn his head around and give a light peck on Yan Qiu’s lips.
Before Yan Qiu could react, Ji Xinglan had already turned his head around to continue looking at his laptop.
His actions caused Yan Qiu’s face to turn red. He felt that there was just something weird about how they were together.
Ji Xinglan might not have shown any expression on his face, but he was actually very pleased with himself.
After massaging Ji Xinglan’s shoulders for a while, Yan Qiu moved his hands down. He snuck a peek at him and found that Ji Xinglan was currently staring at his laptop with a stoic expression.
The light shining from the laptop screen completely blocked Ji Xinglan’s line of sight.
He had the perfect chance! He had to do it now!
Yan Qiu used his fingers to pick up the hem of the robe. He held his breath. With great focus, he lifted the hem a little. He didn’t dare to make his movements too obvious. Carefully, he moved his wrist and lifted the hem bit by bit.
Yan Qiu stared at the hem while he lifted it, and just when he was about to succeed, Yan Qiu’s hand was suddenly pushed down.
“What are you doing?” Ji Xinglan had long since noticed his movements. He cast Yan Qiu an indifferent look.
When he saw this, Yan Qiu immediately wanted to pull his hand back, but he couldn’t. Ji Xinglan had a firm grip over his hand.
Yan Qiu felt his cheeks and palm burn so much that he believed that he was about to be scorched. So, he decided to avoid the topic.
“Ahem. The material for your bathrobe is pretty decent.”
“What exactly were you trying to do?” Ji Xinglan was not so easily fooled. He tightened his grip over Yan Qiu’s hands.
The grip caused Yan Qiu to suck in a sharp breath. His face scrunched up, and like a coward, he confessed.
“…Ah, well, I read a rumor from the school forum, and I was a little curious as to whether it’s real or not.”
“What?” Ji Xinglan frowned a little.
Yan Qiu found it too embarrassing to say aloud. Ji Xinglan bent his head and turned on his phone.
Yan Qiu didn’t expect for Ji Xinglan to actually look at the forum. He watched Ji Xinglan move his finger a few times, and he easily found the thread that was at the homepage of the forum.
Ji Xinglan cast him a glance, and he asked in amusement, “Are you very curious about it as well?”
Yan Qiu quickly denied it. “No, no. I was just asking. Don’t you dare let your imagination run.”
“There’s no need for you to be curious about this.”
Ji Xinglan smiled. He did not answer in a hurry. Instead, he thought about it and asked Yan Qiu. “What about Xie Yu?”
“Fifteen cm,” Yan Qiu answered without even thinking about it.
Xie Yu and he had been friends since they were toddlers. They knew everything about each other.
Ji Xinglan found himself absolutely speechless.
His expression changed swiftly. He stared at Yan Qiu, and his expression was very dangerous. Ji Xinglan gritted his teeth and asked, “How did you know?”
When he saw Ji Xinglan’s expression darken, Yan Qiu’s heart leapt to his throat, and he quickly covered his mouth.
‘Ack, it just slipped out.’
When Ji Xinglan saw how panicked he looked, his expression turned even darker. He drew close to Yan Qiu coolly and pushed him down against the bed.
Ji Xinglan caressed his cheek gently before he grabbed Yan Qiu’s chin. His grip was a little rough.
“Be good now. How did you know?”
Ji Xinglan’s voice was still soft, but there was a fierceness to it. It caused Yan Qiu to feel a strange panic. As if he had truly done something wrong.
When he saw that Yan Qiu had stopped speaking, Ji Xinglan stacked his wrists over each other and pinned them on the bed.
“You already have that sort of relationship with Xie Yu?” He chuckled coldly, and he unbuttoned Yan Qiu’s collar.
Yan Qiu struggled a little, but he was unable to break free.
“How far along into your relationship are you?” that person asked.
But Yan Qiu still refused to answer. He struggled and said, “I didn’t—”
Ji Xinglan smiled miserably. He tightened his grip, and his gaze was so sharp that he looked as if he wanted to rip Yan Qiu’s skin off. He seemed to be absolutely livid because of Yan Qiu. “How good is the puppy in bed? Was he gentle and considerate enough?”
“What nonsense are you spewing?!” While Yan Qiu cursed at him, he turned his head to the side. He broke free from his grasp and used his hands to push against Ji Xinglan so that he couldn’t get any closer.
Nonetheless, his hands were soon again seized, and they were pushed down against the bed. A warm and moist pair of lips covered his mouth fiercely, and he could no longer breathe nor defend himself.
When the kitten saw that Yan Qiu was being harassed, it was so anxious that it started pacing by the side of the bed, yet every time it tried to jump up, it would slide down. Since it couldn’t get up the bed, it began anxiously roving around in circles. It could only grip the hem of the bad person’s pants and start meowing.
“I was… just running my mouth off.” Yan Qiu nearly suffocated by the punishing kiss. He knelt on the bed, and his voice was weak.
“It would be best if you were.” Ji Xinglan stared at him from above before he unbuttoned his shirt and got on the bed. He growled into Yan Qiu’s ear, “Regardless of whether I’m hung or not, it’ll be enough to deal with you.”
That night, Yan Qiu suffered from slight insomnia, though he wasn’t sure whether it was because of Ji Xinglan’s actions or whether it was because he was worried that Ji Xinglan would notice the love letter. He tossed and turned about in bed until it was late night, before he could finally sleep.
Next day, Yan Qiu entered the classroom with Ji Xinglan. The first thing he did was to check Ji Xinglan’s drawer. He wanted to take away Bai Yuanyuan’s love letter before Ji Xinglan noticed it.
But once he opened Ji Xinglan’s drawer, Yan Qiu watched Ji Xinglan bring out a huge stack of colorful love letters and tossed them out.
Yan Qiu instantly became so jealous that he nearly turned green.
What the heck?! Why do they like him so much?!
Fortunately, Ji Xinglan didn’t look at the love letters stuffed into his drawer, or else, his act of writing Bai Yuanyuan’s love letter would be discovered.
When Ji Xinglan turned his head around, Yan Qiu immediately picked out the letter he found the most familiar from the pile.
Even though Ji Xinglan might not read it, it was still better to be safe than sorry. He would feel better if he destroyed the evidence.
With the hand speed trained by someone who had been single for nineteen years, he quickly stuffed the love letter into his drawer. Then, he pretended as if nothing happened.
Mogumoguchan: What is with this fascination with pee pee sizes?
Neirith: Ji Xinglan ready to be like ‘ya well I’m 15.1 cm so I win.’
I wonder if it really is something men do… just stand around and measure and compare weenis sizes…
Thanks for the chapter
My husband says no but… probably some do, hahah.
I knew some people in high school who measured theirs with rulers. They didn’t strip in front of each other, but they still compared sizes with those numbers after checking on their own. Then they talked about who was bigger and who was average.
I once had a student (I was a TA in college) who thought it was appropriate to write about his size. Yeah. I was not amused.
Yes
My classmates said they do that in the hostel
You guys have very interesting conversation here lol
Well I guess they do as some girls compare their breast .
However they are not that accurate lol
I have a group of guy friends. They do. And it’s freaking hilarious in some way. Especially when they do it for amusement but later it backfired since now they could roast each other about their sizes.
Men 😔
Thank you for the chapter ❤
Wow…Men really have nothing to do… Why do men think the bigger the better?
Thanks for the chapter~
…..if you want to eat snickers, do you want the reqular size or the little “fun” sized ones???
😂 😂 😂
Ahh…I see~
Oh my god you killed me 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
HAHAHAHAHA YOU JUST WANT THEM BECAUSE YOU WANT THEM. NOT BECAUSE OF THE SIZE.
Lmao.😂😂
Thanks for the chapter! ^ ^)♡
Like, imagine it! YQ dies and somehow comes back as an omega, and his loyal puppy follower / best bro (who had already realised his feelings after the other’s death) finds out and their relationship goes further!! Ughhh, that would be so awesome!!
…i honestly think it’s time I read a bffs to lovers super fluffy and touching nove,l but problem is WHICH NOVEL THO?!?! TT-TT
ANYWAY!! Loved the whole JXL getting jealous of Lanlan, who I undoubtedly believe is superior than JXL for the sole reason it is a cat 😌
Thanks for the chapter! 🙂
Ahh I love that trope too! All the fluff <3
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+1 Totally agreed to it~
This one is supposed to be my vote but I accidentally reply to rabbitrisu-sama gomen~
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Oooooo YQ gotta learn to filter boy.
Thanks for the great translation ♥️
i like yan qiu, i like lan lan, i like xie yu. i hate ji xinglan tho. rotten apple sours the story
im really just reading the story in the hope that yan qiu obtains human rights later on
That why I’m reading, too. I want him to have some sort of break through about JXL’s treatment and demand more rights. I think we’re both barking up the wrong tree tho. This author doesn’t give two shots about consent or YQ’s bodily autonomy.
It’s not right for JXL to kiss his wife. But it’s alright for YQ to sneak peeks of his PP. You tell me how’s that fair.
Like for one minute switch their places and think it was the ML who had an Omega friend as close as Xie Yu. Would YQ have liked that?
Neirith comment hahahahahhah
Wtf I was zo embarassed I almost died. 🤣
Same
Men take pride in their pee pee coz they though the bigger and longer the pee pee more satisfaction it can give to their partner which is true to some.