Translators’s Note:
A huge shoutout to ‘ko-fi supporter’ (🐨) for the support… Here’s the 1st of the promised ko-fi goal chapters… Enjoy…
“What’s this joke?!”
Becoming his slave?
The male zerg staggered and climbed up from the ground, angrily saying, “You must be crazy!”
“…Oh?”
Lu Mo’s pupils shifted, and he glanced at the male zerg from the corner of his eye, his expression cold. “Do you want to retract the bet?”
Behind him, twisted black vines seemed to extend and spread outward, exuding an ominous aura, as if they wanted to devour him…
The male zerg’s throat twitched, making a strange sound. He couldn’t help but shudder.
What kind of dark and evil personality was this? He swore he had never seen such a terrifying male zerg before.
No, he absolutely couldn’t fall into his hands. It would be a disaster comparable to hell!
The male zerg swallowed, his face covered in cold sweat. “Do you even know my name?”
Lu Mo casually chuckled, “I don’t care, and it has nothing to do with me what your name is.”
He truly didn’t care.
On the Emperor Star, there were hidden talents everywhere. Any random person walking on the street might have a profound background. If they thought he was just an ordinary male zerg because of his average appearance, they would be gravely mistaken.
He was far from ordinary. On the contrary, he possessed the characteristics of the Titan race.
Male Titans were among the few male zerg capable of using psychic powers in the zerg world, which was highly prized.
The male zerg wiped the sweat off his face, finally regaining some confidence from deep-seated fear.
He said in a deep voice, “My name is Li Titan, an esteemed A-rank Titan male zerg!”
There were always male zerg who were arrogant and wanted to provoke him just because of his average appearance. But as soon as they heard this name, without exception, they would reveal expressions of astonishment, shock, and regret.
This time wouldn’t be an exception…
However, when Li Titan confidently looked at Lu Mo, waiting for the same script to play out again, he saw Lu Mo’s eyes–
In an instant, they burst into an extremely bright light.
It was like the ecstatic feeling of accidentally picking up a gold nugget instead of a mere stone, without a hint of fear.
Li Titan gasped for cold air.
What was going on with this male zerg?!
If Li Titan knew the truth about Lu Mo, he would definitely not expose it, but unfortunately, he didn’t know.
Lu Mo looked at Li Titan with a radiant expression, his excitement surging.
[Here it comes, here it comes!]
The system also cheerfully exclaimed, [Lu Mo, a rare high-level male zerg!]
Originally, he thought it was just an ordinary male zerg, and he wouldn’t be able to extract much scum value. He thought he could just go through the motions. But unexpectedly, he had caught a big fish.
Lu Mo rubbed his fists together. [Wait, I’ll use the maximum power to squeeze him dry!]
[Wait a moment!]
The system, having led thousands of hosts, was experienced and wise. At crucial moments, it always thought extra carefully for the host. With a clean and light childlike voice, it chuckled and the next second Lu Mo heard a “shua la” sound in his mind.
[Lu Mo’s third live broadcast, action!]
—-
Ever since the last wedding, the mysterious live room had disappeared from the limelight for a long time.
But based on the content of these two live broadcasts, netizens arrived at a stunning conclusion.
The protagonist of this live room might not be Song Jianshu but the male zerg named Lu Mo.
The content of each live broadcast was so dramatic. At first, it provoked all the viewers’ dissatisfaction with Lu Mo, portraying Song Jianshu as so wonderful that the viewers eagerly anticipated seeing Song Jianshu ruthlessly expose Lu Mo.
But the turning point didn’t even take thirty seconds.
The next moment, Lu Mo would display such a crazy performance that shocked all the viewers. In just a short video, the viewers completed the process of turning from hating Lu Mo to becoming his fans.
This method of suppressing one’s strength and then unleashing it, this almost movie-like twist, even made viewers think it was a deliberately arranged plot just to make Lu Mo popular.
But one had to admit, it was very successful… Now countless zerg had fallen for Lu Mo.
Lu Mo must be very proud!
Song Jianshu’s fans hated Lu Mo to death, waiting in the live room every day for possible black material. So when the live room opened once again, most of the flood of viewers were unexpectedly Song Jianshu’s fans.
“Oh, what kind of script are we going to play today? Please don’t ride on Song Jianshu’s popularity anymore and act like a lowly zerg.”
“It’s always the same routine. I’m tired of it.”
“No Song Jianshu today? Did your conscience finally awaken?”
“Heh, as expected, another male zerg is here. Is he going to be sacrificed this time?”
But Lu Mo now had many fans who retorted one after another.
“Why doesn’t Song Jianshu fight back? Afraid that he can’t win, huh, heh heh.”
“They’re so sour, so sour, so sour.”
“They’re getting desperate.”
…
“Li Titan?”
Lu Mo looked at Li and curiously said, “Oh, I remember Titan means giant. I thought you would have a much larger stature.”
He reached out and compared it to his own chest, raising an eyebrow. “You’re a bit short, aren’t you? Does your race like the contrast of being cute?”
“…”
Li Titan’s face darkened.
The name Titan was the pride of their race. Although they had small stature and an unremarkable appearance, they possessed formidable combat power, even causing fear in other zerg.
During their race’s heyday, the entire zerg was overshadowed by their race, not daring to directly call them by their names, only using “Titan” as a reference.
Although their race had declined now, the name still remained.
Lu Mo dared… He dared to insult the name “Titan.”
In an instant, Li Titan wanted to kill this male zerg who didn’t know the immensity of heaven and earth. But in the end, he forcibly held back, his tightly clenched fist trembling.
But he managed to restrain himself, trying hard to keep calm. “For a male zerg with such a shallow understanding, not understanding the meaning behind this name is only natural–”
“If that’s the case, shouldn’t I call you Lu Mo Mini?”
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Lu Mo, appearing thoughtful, rubbed his chin. “Is that a conventional way of naming?”
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Li Titan roared, his eyes widening. His pale-colored irises were filled with bloodshot veins, and his pupils contracted to a minuscule size, extremely eerie.
“Oh no!”
The captain of the soldiers shouted at Lu Mo, “Run!”
This was a unique attack method of the Titan race.
Their psychic power was too strong. They could forcefully pull the enemy’s consciousness into their psychic realm, and no one knew what happened inside, but the only thing known was that no zerg could come out intact.
“Lu Mo.”
Ling grabbed Lu Mo’s wrist, and the black-haired male zerg turned to look at him.
Ling’s lips curled up, and he said, “Win.”
“Hmph.”
Lu Mo arrogantly replied, “My dear female monarch, you can congratulate me in advance for my victory next time. It’s really unbearable to see such petty behavior!”
Ling couldn’t help but burst into laughter.
As long as it was Lu Mo’s will, he would comply. Even if hell awaited them, he wouldn’t stop him.
After all, no matter where Lu Mo went, the Blood Pact would accompany him–
As long as he didn’t leave him alone, it was the same wherever they went.
On the other side, the captain of the soldiers was dumbfounded.
One was on the verge of death but still talking tough, and the other was helplessly watching his male zerg go to his death.
Lu Mo’s vision turned black, and he felt a slight sensation of weightlessness beneath his feet. He floated for a while before finally landing on solid ground.
When he opened his eyes, everything was pitch-black, there was nothing.
The enormous evil deity he had imagined, the desolate hellscapes, the crumbling world, the apocalyptic scene of zombies swarming the city, the terrifying Four Great Catastrophes—
None of them were there.
Lu Mo sighed, “…Truly a small Titan with no imagination.”
A pale figure emerged from the darkness in front of him, and it was none other than Li Titan.
“Unnecessary things are all superfluous,” Li Titan drew a slender sword from behind him and spoke coldly, “As long as the goal is achieved, that’s enough.” He pointed the tip of the sword at Lu Mo and raised his head, “Let me remind you in advance, this is the world of the mind. Even a slight injury here will cause significant damage to your mental sea.”
“I heard that you struggled so hard to reach A-level?”
“No, no, no.”
Lu Mo sighed, and those memories he didn’t want to look back on flashed through his mind again. He lamented, “Actually, I accidentally ended up there.”
Li Titan: “…”
His voice trembled, “You’re really stubborn. But you better pray that your strength matches your stubbornness.”
“Alright, alright.”
Before the words even fell, Lu Mo extended his hand and slowly pulled out a black and gold Tang sword from the dark void.
Compared to before, the appearance of the sword had changed somewhat; both its luster and patterns had become more conspicuous.
He held the Tang sword horizontally in front of him and charged straight at Li Titan.
The antagonist always makes the first move.
And the protagonist should stand firmly on the ground, then use a single sword strike to take down the approaching antagonist!
When there was only one step between him and Li Titan, Lu Mo leaped vertically, jumping high into the air!
He held the black sword, his cold face showing no mercy. He was determined to strike down Li Titan—
This scene was reflected in Li Titan’s eyes. However, Li Titan didn’t make any moves; he remained still, but a victorious smile appeared on his face.
He fell into the trap.
It was a trap.
In this domain, killing intent became the sharpest weapon. The more one hated their opponent, the sharper the weapon and the greater the damage inflicted.
However, when your weapon strikes down, in that moment when you think you’ve won, you’ll be surprised to find that the fallen person has the exact same face as yours.
—You’ve killed yourself.
Though it might be despicable, this was his mental realm, where fairness hardly mattered!
Who made him insult Titan’s honor? Let him die under his own killing intent; that would be even more interesting!
Li Titan couldn’t wait to see the expression of disbelief on Lu Mo’s cold face.
As the blade’s gleam was about to descend, Li Titan tilted his neck back, his smile twisted to the extreme.
“Swish—”
Lu Mo landed gently, gently flourishing the Tang sword, then deftly sheathing it.
Li Titan turned around stiffly, staring blankly at Lu Mo, his mouth opening and closing, “Why…?”
Lu Mo: “…”
He looked at Li Titan with a heavy gaze, eyes full of frustration.
Brother, you’re not following the script.
You should’ve swiftly sidestepped my attack, then swung your sword to split open my belly.
Are you reciting poetry with your neck arched back?
Goose, goose, goose, with a curved neck, singing to the sky.
—For God’s sake!!!
“Why… didn’t you…”
Lu Mo stared at him quietly.
What didn’t I do? I’ve been generously offering my head, do you want to ask me why I didn’t commit suicide?
Brother, even in a rigged match, you’ve got to put on a little show, right?
You beg the gods and Buddha to help you win a billion-dollar lottery, but don’t you at least spend two dollars to pick a number? Even if you just move your sword slightly, I dare to charge towards it.
Damn, this is just outrageous.
…
The world began to sway, as if it was breaking apart.
Li Titan’s figure slowly, ever so slowly, toppled down. He gazed resentfully at Lu Mo and murmured, “Why…”
Why? You didn’t have a trace of killing intent? Could there really be such an existence in this world?
The words the Female Father said were actually true.
“Li, do you know? The most terrifying assassins in this world are those without any killing intent.”
“How could that be? Female Father, you’re lying to me again.”
“It’s true.” The Female Father smiled helplessly. “You just haven’t seen it. After all, the last assassin like that was a character from seven hundred years ago.”
Li reached out his hand toward Lu Mo’s retreating figure, tears flowing from the corners of his eyes.
“I’ve finally seen you…”
With a loud “boom,” the world completely collapsed.
In the spacious hall, everyone, including the audience in the live broadcast, nervously observed the movements of the two male zergs.
【Titan clan’s male zerg! Help!】
【Haven’t seen it for so many years, I can’t bear to watch it.]
【Forget about it, Lu Mo is definitely going to die, and this Titan clan male zerg might end up in jail too.】
【Get lost, who are you cursing?】
“Cough…”
Li Titan frowned, coughing before even opening his eyes. He weakly knelt on the ground. The soldiers around him wanted to lend a hand, but he pushed them away.
He stared fixedly at Lu Mo.
Lu Mo leaned quietly against Ling, arms crossed over his chest, as if he was just taking a moment to rest.
“Lu Mo.”
Under Ling’s gaze, Lu Mo’s black eyelashes trembled and slowly opened his eyes. His emerald green pupils glistened like a pool of sparkling green water, reflecting the golden sunset.
However, this almost gentle gaze passed in an instant, disappearing so quickly it felt like an illusion.
Lu Mo lightly tapped Ling’s shoulder with his index finger, discontentedly saying, “Why are you just staring at me?”
Ling turned his head away, trying to suppress the smile tugging at the corners of his lips.
Lu Mo narrowed his eyes, reached out, and brought Ling’s chin back. Ling’s crimson pupils slightly widened, reflecting Lu Mo’s face.
Lu Mo leaned closer, pressed his lips to Ling’s, and bit down forcefully.
Five minutes later, he released Ling, smugly curling up his lips.
“This is my trophy.”
“Now that you belong to me, you must have such awareness. Your entire being should be focused on me—”
“My monarch.”
…
“Oh.”
“Oh!”
“Oh oh oh oh oh oh—”
In an instant, the barrage was filled with constant comments.
“He’s so domineering! So strong! So cool! He’s the domineering CEO of my dreams!”
“No way, Lu Mo didn’t die?!”
“It seems like the situation for the Titan male zerg is worse? Can this be true?”
The thick barrage covered the screen completely, and it had to be blocked in order to see.
Lu Mo let go of Ling and approached Li Titan. He held a pen in his hand and quickly wrote something on a piece of white paper. Compared to Ling’s handwriting, Lu Mo’s handwriting was much better!
Neat and elegant, if one were to just look at the handwriting, they would think that the owner of such penmanship must be a well-behaved and excellent student. One couldn’t imagine his usual aloof appearance or the occasional display of madness.
He squatted in front of Li, holding up the paper to show it to him. “This is a contract, two copies. If everything is fine, please sign it.”
The captain of the soldiers had a solemn expression. “We failed to stop Sir Li. It was our negligence. Sir Li and we will receive the appropriate punishment. But your intention to make him your slave is impossible.”
“…,” Lu Mo didn’t even lift his head. “Why?”
“The answer is obvious,” the captain of the soldiers said seriously, “If he were a female zerg, then there would be no problem with your actions. But he is a male zerg, an esteemed A-rank male zerg. Have you heard a saying before?”
Lu Mo asked, “I’d like to hear it.”
The captain of the soldiers slowly said, “Even if a male zerg is dead, they are still esteemed. The entire zerg must uphold the dignity of male zerg.”
Male zerg cannot become slaves.
“It’s really strange,” Lu Mo stood up and tilted his head, looking at the captain of the soldiers. He said softly, “I don’t think so.”
“What’s the difference between male and female zerg? Aren’t they the same? They can get excited, angry, happy, and hurt, right?”
Once this was said, all the viewers fell silent.
“Song Jianshu said the same thing!”
“Yeah, we female zerg are still zerg, so why are female zerg easily determined by male zerg for life?”
“I want equality too…”
“You…”
The captain of the soldiers stared wide-eyed. “Do you really think that way? Are male and female zerg really the same?”
This male zerg in front of him was truly extraordinary.
But at this moment, Lu Mo burst into laughter.
He laughed heartily, and his laughter echoed throughout the hall.
After finally stopping his laughter, his voice was accompanied by slight panting. Tears even welled up in the corners of his eyes.
“No… Could it be?” Lu Mo wiped away his tears and said, “What are you saying? Sir, male and female zerg are, of course, equal.”
He opened his arms, then gracefully and classically performed a bow to the captain. Then he lifted his head and said gently—
“Because, whether male or female, they are all the same trash in front of me.”
“Why differentiate between trash and trash?”
[Ding! Achievement ‘Arrogance’ unlocked, +10,000 scum value!]
[Ding! Caused shock among countless people, +1,000 scum value!]
Lu Mo:…
Ah, this is the feeling of getting rich. The long-lost wonderful taste!!
The system’s voice sounded as if it were drunk. [M-my seaside villa, my wonderful life—ahhhhhh—]
The experience bar kept rising, and Lu Mo was ecstatic, feeling high all over like a drug addict.
But at this moment, he suddenly remembered something. [System, what happens if you level up?]
[…You will immediately become an S-rank male zerg in place!]
Lu Mo: [Ah, stop it, stop it!!]
Under the nervous gaze of both the person and the system, the experience bar slowly stopped just ten points short of reaching the next level.
Lu Mo: […Ha.]
He almost lost it.
…
All the viewers were shocked by this extremely arrogant and conceited remark, and even the captain of the soldiers couldn’t utter a word.
Only Ling’s eyes remained focused on Lu Mo, seemingly unsurprised.
Because that’s just Lu Mo’s personality.
“Alright, can we sign now?” Lu Mo smiled and handed the contract to Li. “You don’t seem to be in good condition. I hope you can sign the contract before fainting. I don’t want to keep urging you again and again. It’s really troublesome.”
Li Titan stared deeply at Lu Mo.
Before this, he couldn’t even imagine what a “killer without killing intent” would be like. He was on par with Su Lin, so he was always dissatisfied. But for this male zerg, he could only deeply admire him.
Having Su Lin by that person’s side was enough.
Li Titan took the contract, closed his eyes, and took a deep breath.
Encountering these two gentlemen in his lifetime was already fulfilling enough.
Fortunately, this was his own spiritual realm, and no matter how great the damage, it wouldn’t affect the core. He needed to properly recuperate in the next period of time to be able to help Sir.
…
Morr, who had seen everything, was already in a state of confusion.
Huh…
Huh?
Male and female zerg are both trash?
Although it was very strange, it seemed strangely consistent with their ideals… No, no, no, this male zerg is really problematic! Absolutely cannot get involved, right?
He thought for a while and finally put Lu Mo on a list for “observation.”
Seeing that everyone was about to disperse, the father of the male zerg cried at the door, looking at Lu Mo with a gaze full of despair.
Sigh…
Morr shook his head with a headache. Although he felt guilty towards the male zerg’s father, he still took a step back quietly and slipped away from the hall in the cover of the night.
Taking advantage of the darkness, he caught up to Lu Mo who had left.
“Please wait.”
Lu Mo turned around. “Oh, it’s you.”
Morr nervously clenched his clothes, his heart beating rapidly. The map was still in Lu Mo’s hands, but he couldn’t say that it was a map, nor could he reveal his own identity. In this situation, how could he retrieve the item from Lu Mo?
Facing such an unfathomable male zerg, Morr felt anxious and restless. He stuttered, “Um, Sir, I saw something in your hand just now…”
Think, Morr, think quickly! You now hold the hope of the entire alliance in your hands. You can only succeed, not fail!
But his usually agile mind struggled at this moment. He was like a young hatchling who had just learned to speak. “That… That little ball… is it on you?”
Lu Mo furrowed his brows. “It’s not on me.”
Morr’s face turned pale. “How could this be?”
“But…” Lu Mo extended his hand, and his slender fingers swept through Ling’s silver long hair. A transparent little ball appeared on his fingertip, with shimmering blue particles swirling within.
In the darkness, it shone like a star. Lu Mo said, “Is this yours?”
Morr turned pale. Did he guess that it belonged to him? Could he also guess more of the truth?
Well, it’s no surprise for a male zerg like Lu Mo to make such guesses, especially when the male zerg mentioned the “rebel army.” But what would he do next…
The ball traced a parabolic trajectory and landed in Morr’s palm. He stared blankly at Lu Mo and said, “You…”
The black-haired and green-eyed male zerg spread his hands and said, “I told you it’s not on me.”
“Third Legion Commander guaranteed with his honor that it’s not on his male master.”
Lu Mo smiled at Morr. “So I bribed you with this thing. Don’t tell anyone.”
Morr: “Huh?”
Lu Mo waved his hand at Morr and walked away.
…
Damn it, I still really want to know what’s inside of it!!!
Oh well, considering the fruitful gains today…
No, I still really want to know.
The night breeze brushed against their cheeks. Lu Mo heard Ling’s laughter and turned his head with dissatisfaction. He reached out and poked Ling’s soft cheek forcefully. “You’ve been laughing all day.”
“Indeed.”
“But I’m not happy now. My dear female monarch, I command you to make me happy right now.”
Ling: “…You’re being unreasonable.”
Lu Mo incredulously said, “You only think that now?”
In the next moment, Ling quickly pecked Lu Mo’s lips—really quickly.
Ling straightened up, and his reddened ears were hidden in the darkness of the night. He coughed awkwardly. “…Happy?”
“Should we call it compensation instead?”
“That makes sense.”
Well, Lu Mo had to admit, he was indeed feeling happy now.
Author’s Note: Praise me, right now, quickly!
Thank You for the new chapter (๑˙❥˙๑)
The confrontation itself wasn’t included? Thank you for the chapter!
What confrontation? Oh you meant between lu mo n titan… i am checking the raws again please wait🫣🫣😳
Thanks for the update 🤣❤️
Ch 52 has been updated and some missing part has been added… its the confrontation part between Lu mo and Li titan.
I apologize for the lapse. It had been divided into two parts and somehow in midst of transferring a part was skipped. I will keep in mind to not let such things happen again…
Thankyou @netrixie for noticing it…
Ahh this couple! 😆
Oh my pearless author and translators🛐. Thank you for the writing you have gifted us🤲. Your shining talents has blinded me yet your words gives my eyes their sights 🙇♀️🙇♀️🙇♀️. No words are enough to praise your divine selves. The dog food you have provided us shall end world hunger. The the sweetness shall replace sugar itself. The fluff has brought warmth even in the harshest winter to our very soul. May you bestow us such further words to which I shall devote my faith in your hands.
This story is too perfect! Thanks for the chapters
A Lawful Evil for Gender Equality hahahahahahaha!!
Omg that line! His delivery!! Such arrogance 🤣🤣🤣