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“He really said that?”

It is still that luxurious room. apEgFb

The moonlight is like water, flowing slowly in the air; it accumulates a shallow layer on the ground. The noble male zerg sits on a high chair, his legs soaked in the moonlight.

In front of him, the subordinate knelt down on one knee and lowered his head deeply. But this humble gesture is not out of fear but of respect and humility. The shame of failing the mission made his subordinates ashamed to look up. He exhausted all his energy before squeezing a word from deep in his throat: “Yes.”

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It’s really shameful…

Just send the female zerg to a male. At first, the husband found the duty bothersome, his staff felt terrible embarrassment, and Su Lin worried that his skills weren’t sufficient. But the husband said: “Su Lin? You don’t need to blame yourself, I’m just getting older, so I can’t help but become nagging.” 5dZNjm

Su Lin was shocked by the huge emotion, and his whole body trembled so much that he couldn’t help himself. Not only does he not blame Su Lin but also takes care of his mood. Unlike his husband, Su Lin is obviously just an insignificant subordinate…

From the moment when he entered the door, Su Lin felt that his icy gaze was always on him. He was determined to complete this mission, but his determination was thwarted again!! For Su Lin, today’s experience was simply a nightmare – how could that male zerg be so terrifying?

As for those baits, the baits that Su Lin deliberately placed: bloodstains looming on the ground; marks left where the zerg struggled in the flowerbed; female servants with miserable faces, these baits will guide the male zerg, let him speculate: “here there is a fact that a female zerg was abused and treated wrongly.”

From their very being and appearance, all without exception.

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How can the male zerg be able to see their fundamental, only flaw at a glance in such a delicate layout… Su Lin’s habit as a killer is being quiet. Just thinking about it, Su Lin felt that his scalp was numb, so he could do it himself?

The answer is no.

However, this can’t be an excuse for failing his mission, and Su Lin feels heartbroken when he thinks of betraying his husband’s trust. He can’t wait to end himself on the spot and avoid his husband’s disappointment.

“Give me the record.” HQ0uxq

“Yes.”

Su Lin took out a small white bead from his arms. This bead was only the size of a tip of a thumb. Su Lin pressed it on, and a clear three-dimensional projection slowly spread out in the air. The time was ten hours ago, and the place was in that mansion.

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Lu Mo solved the problem with the house, feeling relaxed. He paced briskly with his head and chest raised and did not notice the dark red blood staining the grass on the side of the road. He walked into the open door, and the excellent and dedicated housekeeper was standing in front of a vase, carefully wiping the vase with a white cloth. H2JR1o

The little zerg sits in front of the coffee table, holding the tea and drinking it.

Lu Mo: “…”

Help, you look like we’re really idiots. And when he thought that he might have shown similar behaviour just now and that Mr. Jin Qi was probably laughing at this bumpkin in his heart, Lu Mo felt that his steps became heavy.

To alleviate this embarrassment, he went to the housekeeper and said: “Have you always been so loyal to your duties? You have wiped this vase at least twelve times.” LOAHhF

Su Lin: “…”

Lu Mo: “…”

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The elegant old swan-geese, who had never imagined that he, such a well-educated housekeeper, would have to have such an uncomfortable conversation, had a troubled expression.

Lu Mo hurriedly made amends: “I have no intention of offending, but you are really good at handling these chores.” Tot7Aj

Su Lin: “…”

Lu Mo: “…”

QUQ – In this case, just smile.

Lu Mo kept smiling and looked at the housekeeper. As long as he doesn’t show embarrassment, then the embarrassed person will become the other party. Su Lin felt like a storm swept through his heart. 7yYOcW

We’re sorry for MTLers or people who like using reading mode, but our translations keep getting stolen by aggregators so we’re going to bring back the copy protection. If you need to MTL please retype the gibberish parts.

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No, it’s impossible.

Su Lin comforted himself. No matter what, it was outrageous to be discovered this way, almost comparable to the teacher-husband’s wisdom. Y8Mkwf

He turned his head, and the male zerg cocked his mouth and smiled meaningfully at him. Su Lin’s hand trembled involuntarily, and he forced a smile: “Your Excellency, what do you mean?”

“Nothing,” the male zerg said in a relaxed tone, but Su Lin’s hands and feet were in a trembling mess. He said: “That female zerg, I will trouble you, dear housekeeper, to tune and teach him.”

“Please, teach him all your skills. I really lack a good housekeeper.” The male zerg said meaningfully, “Especially, you must teach him your quiet footsteps, ah.”

The housekeeper’s face went from white to scarlet with humiliation. This ridicule was extremely sharp, mocking his incompetence, despising his ridiculous arrangement, and even openly challenging his respected husband! Zp2mzB

He closed his eyes and trembled: “Thank you for your trust. I will do my best.”

At this moment, the system exclaimed [ding! The other party feels great embarrassment and unwillingness, and the scum value increases by one thousand! ]

Lu Mo was in high spirits: [What, I’m not a devil.]

The system is like an old mother: [ Guard against arrogance and rashness, humility makes people progress, and pride makes people fall behind.] bMsrUQ

Lu Mo hurriedly said: [Don’t worry, don’t worry, I have a limit. ]

After a while, Ling finally came back, followed by Jin Qi with a pale face. Lu Mo couldn’t help being curious: “My dear lady, did you do anything impolite? Don’t forget the glory of the Lu family. It is necessary to maintain etiquette at all times.”

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Ling smiled and said, “I just bargained with this gentleman.”

Lu Mo’s eyes lit up: “How?” 041KAr

Ling stretched out his hand and made an “a little bit” gesture: “Halved the price.”

Jin Qi’s face was white again.

Lu Mo nodded in satisfaction. He came to Ling’s side, reached out, grabbed a strand of silver hair at his temple, and placed it behind his ear, saying, “I have solved it here too. This respectable housekeeper has already agreed to my request.”

He stared at Ling’s face with cold green eyes and said leisurely, “That female zerg is really pitiful, isn’t it?” qEhCDR

“Once a genius at the peak of his life, but now he fell into the dust. How eager he is to return to the peak, take revenge, and return all the shame. If it was Song Jianshu, he would definitely help him, right? He would Set him free, let him see the sun again…”

“But—he fell into my hands.” Lu Mo smiled cruelly, “I said, I’m a shameless and indifferent male zerg. He can only be used by me in his life—hate me, Fears me, despises me, but there is nothing he can do about it.”

“Ling, what do you think about this?”

Ling lowered his eyes, his eyelashes trembled slightly, his face slowly blushed, and Lu Mo could almost hear his knuckles cracking. iK1aAd

Ling’s reaction seemed to be greater than before. Lu Mo thought he could endure so much, but once he hurt other zergs, Ling would be even angrier, and he would be flushed red with anger…

It’s really an excellent way to brush up on his scum value.

The system reiterated: [Indeed, he has endured to the limit.]

Lu Mo closed his eyes happily and gradually lost himself in the increasingly loud system beep… 7SsC h

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“Ha ha……”

After the video was played, the old male chuckled in a low voice: “Su Lin, I can’t blame you. It’s me who miscalculated.”

When Su Lin heard this, it was as if he had been hit head-on. He was more uncomfortable than his own injury. He suddenly raised his head: “Impossible! You can never make a mistake!”

“Well—” the old male said meaningfully, “this male is very smart, too smart. But so what? Didn’t he keep the female by his side? Su Lin…this mission It’s not that we got nothing. Our goal has been achieved after all, isn’t it?” rO5qif

Su Lin was taken aback: “What do you mean?”

The old male zerg leaned back on his chair: “According to what he said, you have to tune in and teach that female zerg to be a top killer.”

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Su Lin lost his voice: “Why?!”

“Since he challenged me, I can’t shrink back.” The old male zerg’s voice was soft, faintly excited, “He is challenging me. Have you seen it? He is warning me through this video that he and Song Jianshu are different.” 2Mag7u

Su Lin’s eyes widened, trembling slightly: “What, he even thought about this deeply? He could even expect that I would bring this video to you…”

The old male took a deep breath, and there was a glimmer of light from his muddy eyes: “But I am absolutely right about one thing, his nature is different from all the males in this world.”
No matter how smart he is, a male like this will eventually fall as long as he keeps sending females to him. After all, emotions are always unpredictable in this world.

“Lu Mo, let’s wait and see.”

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Lu Mo sneezed. He sat up from the bed and looked forward blankly. Unfamiliar room, unfamiliar bed, unfamiliar ceiling, but the familiar breath surrounds him, like last night.

He poked the system in his heart: [system, am I going to be expelled from attacking?]

The system’s voice is bleak: [Help, I don’t want to go into the small dark room. ]

Lu Mo’s tears fell: [I shouldn’t irritate Ling. I’m guilty. It’s me who should be locked in the black room. ] M3GUQl

He finally knew how angry Ling was. He was pressed down by Ling last night and tossed about repeatedly. Several times he wanted to say that enough was enough, but every time he saw the sweat sliding down Ling’s forehead, converging to the sharp jaw, then dripping down——

There was only one sentence left in his mind.

Thank you for the pleasure!

Lu Mo was very melancholy: [I read those books, especially ABO. Those A’s are hooked by the O’s pheromone; they are almost crazy and can still sit relaxed. What about me?]

System: [Your dick is big, UwU] abPSRd

Lu Mo’s face burst red: [Shut up! ! !]

Especially when the system spoke these words in an innocent and childish voice, Lu Mo felt guilty for damaging the child.

The system thought for a while and said: [Well…Suppose you want to have a character that is not chaotic. In that case, that has the spirit of perseverance, and the calmness of watching Taishan collapse in front of you, why not cultivate your mental power? ]

Lu Mo was confused and said: [What do you mean?] nr0iG9

The system’s voice became excited: [Cultivation! ! This is my profession. Let me tell you that I used to lead certain male protagonists, and all of them were cultivators!]

As soon as it said this, the system was no longer sleepy: [Although I am currently in vacation mode, I have prepared detailed upgrade training methods for you since the first day you came here –I really didn’t expect you to stay in the Barren Star for three years and you’d lose your life if you talk about it!]

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[and many more. ] Lu Mo frowned, [But if I become stronger, wouldn’t it be more difficult for me to accumulate scum value?]

[Tsk. ] uj1JnE

Lu Mo’s face was expressionless: […Are you trying to trick me again?]

The system faintly said: [ There is a saying, stack the thickest armour, and get the most vicious beating. ]

Lu Mo: […]

Lu Mo propped his chin with one hand and began to think. Indeed, although he is now Grade A, it is just a fancy sleight of hand, so it is difficult for him to get in touch with better male zergs – although he is rich, the most important thing in Zerg society is the level of males.
He must practice hard to be beaten by a stronger male and gain more scum value! Vg6dvN

After thinking about this, Lu Mo immediately became empowered and felt a sudden cheerfulness in his heart. He excitedly said: [Teacher, I understand!]

The system was very pleased: [Just understand it.]

In an instant, a translucent interface appeared in front of Lu Mo, and Lu Mo curiously asked: [What is this?]

[This world’s famous online virtual duel battle. ] The system explained, [You can go in and register as a fighter, and you can always exercise in it. The best thing is that you can hide your identity and prevent yourself from being recognized and deducting the scum value.]
The system was rarely so caring, and Lu Mo couldn’t help being touched: [You…] pxulKn

System: [I’m going to enter the small dark room. I hope you will be a grown fighter when I come out.]

Lu Mo nodded desperately: [Hmm!]

This interface is a bit complicated. Zerg has always been a rough race. Everything is respected by strength. Zergs don’t touch very much in a somewhat delicate field like UI design.

——Not even a novice guide. nEBfGg

Lu Mo frowned, filling in system questions little by little. At first, he was a little patient, but as time passed, Lu Mo felt that these problems were stupid. Why do you want to ask about the colour he likes? ?? “When it comes to this part, why did you suddenly become so sensitive?”

With a cold face, Lu Mo filled in the blank: When the Netherworld came, the extreme darkness that shrouded the earth brought terror to all living beings, waiting for the young man to use the sharpest sword to split the chaotic despair and carve out rose-coloured future.

Ah.

It took two full hours to fill in; by the end, Lu Mo had closed his eyes before filling in the last one. ehB3fA

“Well……”

Ling rarely slept until this time, perhaps because he was tired. But it was indeed time to wake up. Lu Mo felt nervous, but fortunately, he was about to fill out the questionnaire soon, so he accelerated his click speed.

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Confirm, confirm, confirm.

Sure!! uqM275

Ling frowned and finally opened his eyes. Facing the bright sunlight, Lu Mo’s black hair seemed to be covered with a layer of golden gauze.

“Master, what are you doing?”

Lu Mo: “…”

He stared at the tiny lines on the screen and fell into a long silence. h7lKje

[Congratulations on your successful registration as a referee.]

[Please host the competition more and bring you a fair and just ruling.]

……Ah.

He is so stupid. hLiDNG

Another extra note:

Translator's Note

This honestly gave me a headache, but this might be referring to being elegant and sophisticated, taken from the symbolism of swan-geese. Please do let me know if there are better interpretations of “老天鹅鹅鹅.”

Translator's Note

https://zhidao.baidu.com/question/1698191130909032108.html

Translator's Note

Other possible translations are: “Thank you for blowing my d*ck” and “My d*ck gone boom, thanks” SO PLEASE, IDK, MAN. XD I’m still rolling on the floor.

Translator's Note

Basically being really really calm or unflappable: https://bit.ly/3eGBhAG

Translator's Note

All search results always go back to a hearthstone character build. XD Basically, the more stacked your defences are, the more people will try to beat you down, resulting in very bad fights.

Translator's Note

I decided that I will just be calling Mr. – “Husband” for Su Lin, and I will call him ambiguously like it was intended when others refer to him vaguely.

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14 comments

  1. hahaha

    This is so silly; you have the big bad villain believing lu mo is some super mastermind who has seen through everything (while lu mo just wants to be scum) and playing mega mind chess with him; mean while lu mo can’t even successfully join a fighting game!!

  2. Big bad villain: Interesting, interesting. This little male dare challenge me? We’ll see who ends up as the winner!

    Lu Mo: sneezes who’s talking about me behind my back ahhh??

    System: Host, congratulations, your scum value has increased by xxx points.

    Lu Mo: aiii, the life of a scum male is tragic indeed…

    System: …xx-ed to death by your female and dying in your bed is tragic indeed…

    Lu Mo: System ahhh! Don’t speak anymore!!

    System: …ding…

    Big bad villain: LU MO! WHY DON’T YOU NOTICE ME?! FIGHT ME AND ASSERT YOUR DOMINANCE! LET US BATTLE WITH OUR WITS AND SEE WHO BREAKS DOWN FIRST!

    Lu Mo: who’re you?? I don’t know what you mean and I have no interest in anything except being a scum male ahhh~

    • Big bad villain: Lu Mo! Come battle me!

      Lu Mo, looking at the screen: Eh, sorry I accidentally registered as the referee. How about I be the referee for you? *silly laugh*

      Big bad villain: …

      Ling: …

      Other audience: …

      System: I expected as much. +1 Scum Points, +1 , +1, +1, …

      Me: I also expected as much. *slow clap while rolling on the ground laughing*

  3. Thank you so much. I found the referee part so hilariously random. Will he try to gather hate by giving out unfair judgments? Any way, I’m looking forward to it!!!!❤❤

  4. Everyone who has read this chapter recently as it updated on NovelUpdates, are you able to read it normally, or are you part of the discord group for the password?

  5. AHAHHA “your ding dong is big uwu” that system is so cute. At least we now know that lu mo is comparable in that regard.

    Thanks for the chapter ~~~