Worship Me, I Can Make You RichCh18 - He Wants to Hook Up With You!

Wen XiaoYun expressionlessly dragged Cheng JinXue into the training room.

As soon as they left. DfU0Fg

Zhuang Zhou climbed out of the Divine Image with his little heart trembling.

After coming out of Wen XiaoYun’s dream last night, he went outside with Xiao PoLan again to search the garbage piles for more components to make robots. Because he snuck out secretly, he avoided everyone. After returning, he felt somewhat tired and automatically returned to his Divine Image to sleep.

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Half asleep from exhaustion, he remembered that Wen XiaoYun said he wanted to sleep by his side.

Therefore, he just subconsciously placed his Divine Image on the bed while he dove inside to sleep and recover his Divine powers. 17iJ9V

En…… this counted as sleeping by his side too, right?

What he promised Wen XiaoYun, he will definitely fulfill!

As he slept, he completely forgot about coming out of the Divine Image before Wen XiaoYun woke up……

Zhuang Zhou hugged his Divine Image, feeling extremely guilty.

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“Xiao PoLan, do you think Wen XiaoYun discovered something?”

Xiao PoLan gave a huge yawn, looking like it also slept pretty well. It let out a ‘ga ga ga’ noise in response.

Zhuang Zhou was startled briefly: “You say he won’t discover anything? Why?”

Xiao PoLan: “Because that human fancies you.” XmBued

Zhuang Zhou was even more confused: “Fancies me?”

Seeing the Master unable to even comprehend this, Xiao PoLan felt somewhat anxious.

It spun around in a circle inside the room. Then it opened the projector in a familiar fashion. Mechanical hands pressing around on the screen, it opened an idol romance drama.

Intergalactic love did not differentiate between gender or culture, race or ethnicity. 2ysLTD

The drama that Xiao PoLan picked was a tv series with an intergalactic mermaid as the main character. The episode being broadcasted showed the male protagonist passionately confessing his love to a little mermaid.

“My love for you has already transcended race and culture, life and death. Please promise me you’ll be together with me.”

Xiao PoLan looked towards Zhuang Zhou, using its eyes to indicate: Understand now, Master? He wants to hook up with you!

Zhuang Zhou’s eyes slowly lit up. gtT6EV

Xiao PoLan: ???

No way, Master. What kind of expression is this?

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What are you excited about?!

Zhuang Zhou said happily: “Xiao PoLan! Thank you for reminding me! When I read about intergalactic history previously, I only focused on the history of humans. I almost forgot that humans aren’t the only race in the galaxy! Look, mermaids are one of these civilizations!” li5h2U

Xiao PoLan: “…….”

Zhuang Zhou held up a clenched fist: “There are so many civilizations in the universe. If every race could become my customer……”

Xiao PoLan: “…….”

Zhuang Zhou said excitedly: “I would become the God of Wealth with the most followers!” Pv1SV

Xiao PoLan: “…….”

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One hour later.

Wen XiaoYun and Cheng JinXue came out of the training room together.

The legs that Cheng JinXue just finished treating at the medical center became injured again. Limping, he returned to the medical center to find Doctor White. GXngsS

Doctor White was shocked: “You broke your legs again?”

Cheng JinXue: “…… no. Too much training.”

Doctor White: “Your legs just got better. Why did you start training?”

Cheng JinXue thought briefly and then said with a face of despair: “Maybe cause of my loose mouth.” WJqOg2

Dr.White: “????”

What does this have anything to do with a loose mouth?

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Don’t tell him, this had something to do with Cheng JinXue’s head?

Dr.White can only look at Wen XiaoYun with a questioning expression. LyiCIv

Wen XiaoYun asked him instead: “Did you see Zhou Zhou?”

Dr.White said: “No. The little friend probably didn’t get up yet. It’s normal for young people to sleep in.”

Wen XiaoYun didn’t mention that he had slept together with Zhuang Zhou. Nodding his head as acknowledgement, he turned and left.

He headed towards the main control room of the battleship. On the way back, he encountered a few members of the Elite little squad. He asked them if they’ve seen Zhuang Zhou. They all said no. 1v4Ge0

Wen XiaoYun returned to the main control room, brows furrowing.

After waking up, he hasn’t seen Zhuang Zhou at all. Originally, he had thought the little friend had gotten up bright and early and went somewhere else. However, no one seemed to have seen him at all.

Wen XiaoYun contemplated for a moment and then pulled out the surveillance videos on the battleship.

After looking at the surveillance videos, Wen XiaoYun’s Mental World started to hurt again. K0QFIH

Because he discovered, since returning to the room with Zhuang Zhou last night, this door to the room never opened again.

In other worlds– the little friend was still in the room.

Without thinking, Wen XiaoYun got up directly and returned to the room.

He actually had the authority to open this door. However, after giving this room to Zhuang Zhou, he always pressed the video comm out of courtesy. f2mUtu

This time, he used his authority to open the door directly.

As soon as he entered, he saw Zhuang Zhou sitting on the floor and playing with Xiao PoLan.

Seeing Wen XiaoYun enter, Zhuang Zhou raised his head and gave him a radiant smile: “Wen XiaoYun, good morning.”

Wen XiaoYun halted and asked with a calm expression: “Just woke up?” ogGKTl

Zhuang Zhou nodded his head: “En en, I saw you gone after I woke up. You get up so early.”

Wen XiaoYun fell silent.

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When he woke up, he didn’t see anyone in the room at all.

The rooms in the battleship weren’t very big. A small table, a bathroom, a bed. There really wasn’t any excess space. IzPTk0

He was very certain that Zhuang Zhou wasn’t in the room.

Wen XiaoYun’s silence made Zhuang Zhou feel slightly guilty. He yawned purposely and said in a small voice: “Was my sleeping posture really bad? After I woke up, I found myself under the bed……. I even almost hit my head.”

Wen XiaoYun: “Under the bed?”

Zhuang Zhou said: “Yea. Did you think I wasn’t here, that I got up earlier hahaha…….” 92KQ8i

At the end of his laughter, Zhuang Zhou’s voice became a bit dry.

Clearly having a bit of a guilty conscience.

Thinking that this little friend was only feeling guilty because of his poor sleeping posture, Wen XiaoYun became somewhat exasperated: “You were clearly sleeping on the inside. How did you still fall off the bed?”

Zhuang Zhou looked around shiftily: “Yea well, I’m pretty impressive, huh!” G4vizA

Wen XiaoYun smiled briefly and pressed down on the flick of hair on Zhuang Zhou’s head.: “En. Very impressive.”

Zhuang Zhou swiftly changed the topic: “Wen XiaoYun, when are we leaving this planet?”

“You want to leave?”

Zhuang Zhou nodded: “En en. I want to visit other planets.” DSQAsU

“It might not be so soon.” Wen XiaoYun said: “Today, some ore extraction equipment will be transported over. Our battleship needs to remain here temporarily to mine the energy quarry.”

Zhuang Zhou was somewhat disappointed: “How long will it take?”

Wen XiaoYun said: “If the extraction process does not go smoothly, it might take some time.”

Zhuang Zhou said: “Before when I said my robot could mine ores, and that it was super amazing, you guys didn’t even want it…… I already sold him by now……” i hmvl

Wen XiaoYun was aware that Zhuang Zhou had sold it, but he didn’t ask Zhuang Zhou to retract the offer.

He could tell that Zhuang Zhou was pretty happy in this matter.

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He said calmly: “It’s okay. The Capital also sent mining equipment over.”

However, Wen XiaoYun still overestimated the current mining equipment too much. QERrT9

Grand Admiral Huo really did send a small spaceship to deliver mining equipment. They were even the most advanced equipment.

In order to do it secretly, naturally, he couldn’t send a large ship. Therefore, the amount of equipment stored into the small spaceship wasn’t a lot.

These were the most advanced mining equipment in the Empire. After handing the equipment over to Wen XiaoYun, the spaceship left immediately.

Before leaving, Zhuang Zhou entrusted the little robot he made to them, asking them to forward this delivery. DJrpcY

The leader of the spaceship thought Zhuang Zhou was Wen XiaoYun’s trusted aide, so he hastily agreed.

After the spaceship left, they brought the mining equipment to the quarry. Very quickly they discovered– this quarry was not easy to mine.

This new quarry was very deep underground. Not to mention, it was under the old quarry. If they wanted to mine, they needed to descend into the cave of the old quarry and then deploy the equipment.

However, the old quarry had an extremely high radiation level. Even the military grade protective gear can only last half an hour. Under this kind of circumstance, they can only work for half an hour before being forced back to the surface. pKdcdw

Not only were there high safety concerns here, it’d also waste a lot of time.

Right now, the mining industry has actually become completely automatic. However, energy quarries weren’t the same as other quarries. Energy stones need special attention. If machines were left to manage the entire process, it’s easy to damage the energy stones and result in energy radiation.

Because of this, when extracting energy quarries, people must be present to assist the mining process.

Xiao PoLan was quite a little schemer. Seeing Cheng JinXue and the others encountering this difficulty, Xiao PoLan climbed down the quarry right in front of their eyes, labored around for half an hour, and returned to the surface with a basket of energy stones. rJqIya

Xiao PoLan placed the basket of energy stones right in front of them and let out a ‘ga ga ga’ kind of mocking laugh.

Especially pointed at Cheng JinXue.

Weren’t you doubting that the robot Master made couldn’t mine the quarry?!

See? 5Ur2qP

See what’s true power!

It’s been half an hour right?

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This demon dug an entire basket for you!

Wen XiaoYun: “…….” RFfObl

Cheng JinXue: “…….”

Cheng JinXue received Wen XiaoYun’s deadpan stare once again.

Wailing, he clung onto Zhuang Zhou’s thigh: “Zhou Zhou! Little Zhou Zhou, big brother was wrong. Big brother will never doubt your skill again! You must be a grand master of creating robots! I’m begging you. Make a few more of those robots for us!”

Zhuang Zhou used his Divine Power to inspect the Faith collection device around his neck. Cheng JinXue’s Faith was already very devoted. 1MtLad

Towards devoted followers, Zhuang Zhou has always been very generous: “Alright. I can help make them for you.”

Cheng JinXue was so touched, he wept tears: “Little Zhou Zhou, you’re really too kind! Don’t worry, once the mining is done, from now on, as long as gege takes a sip of wine, you’ll have a piece of meat. From now on, I will be your dearest gege!”

Wen XiaoYun expressionlessly pulled Cheng JinXue’s hands off  of Zhuang Zhou and kicked him away.

Cheng JinXue howled in pain: “Boss! Why did you kick me!” Ot3Ss2

Wen XiaoYun expressionlessly: “Who are you asking to call you gege?”

Cheng JinXue firmly and with conviction: “Little Zhou Zhou is young. What’s wrong with him calling me gege?”

“Just ignore him.” Wen XiaoYun turned towards Zhuang Zhou: “And don’t randomly call people gege. They have no good intentions.”

“En en.” Zhuang Zhou was very obedient: “Wen XiaoYun, let’s go find components to make robots!” kn0YLs

Wen XiaoYun paused and took Zhuang Zhou’s hand, saying in a calm tone: “Zhou Zhou, calling me by my full name is too impersonal.”

Zhuang Zhou thought briefly. That’s true. He knew Wen XiaoYun the longest. They also had a very good relationship. Calling him by his full name was really very impersonal!

He asked: “Then what should I call you?”

Calm and collected, Wen XiaoYun said: “I’m not the same as other people. We’re familiar with each other, so you can call me gege. Ge will take you to find components.” bnPZ X

Cheng JinXue: “?????”

Can you fcking not be such a mutt?

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Translator's Note

This word isn’t normally used. it has a connotation of wanting someone that is out of their league

Translator's Note

The word Cheng JinXue is using is Gege, which means big brother technically. However, if the people are not related, it’s a closer, more familiar/intimate way to address a guy that’s slightly older. Can be both platonic or romantic.

Translator's Note

Here it means: backstabber, shameless, unreasonable

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  1. I read this novel some time ago and forgot how funny it was. 😂 Starting with year 2333 and then the interactions wbetween everyone. So good.