Worship Me, I Can Make You RichCh15 - It’s Just That Absurd!

Different from Cheng JinXue’s misfortunes.

The elite little squad can be said to have reaped a bountiful. Xj3ZBF

Because battleship Wyvern was unable to leave temporarily, they started to expand the range of their patrols.

This time, the elite little squad unexpectedly found their way to the warehouse where energy stones were originally stored.

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Of course the warehouse had absolutely nothing inside it. It was completely empty, everything already moved away.

Many useless things were scattered all over the floor. It can be seen that back then when they evacuated from this planet, the royal prince left in a hurry. jgm6D1

Naturally, there were people who took advantage of this kind of chaos to do a little something. For example, secretly stealing and hiding some energy stones during the rushed evacuation, so they can take and sell them in the black market.

Other than energy stones, they also stole plenty of valuable mecha components. They even stole and hid tools used to excavate the quarry.

The royal prince evacuated in a hurry. Everyone also left in a rush. After the energy radiation leaked out in large quantities, everyone worried about becoming contaminated. How could they have the mindset to inspect carefully.

Especially inside this base. There were plenty of miners who were unable to buy expensive interdimensional buttons. To steal and hide things, they could only place them in some inconspicuous corner and wait until everyone evacuated from the warehouse to secretly come back and take those things away.

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However, because the spaceships had left in a hurry. Many people didn’t even have the chance to come back and take stuff. Because if they came back, they might not be able to get in the evacuating spaceships.

Therefore when the elite little squad dispersed in their search of the warehouse, they would occasionally let out shouts of surprise.

“My god! Squad leader, there seems to be a bag of energy stones here!”

“Energy stones? A bag?” xOP2sC

“That’s right! Let me see how many……. there’s 12! Five of them are high energy stones. The others are mid-range energy stones!”

“Oh fck! High energy stones. Right now a piece of high energy stone is in the ten millions!”

“Squad leader, I’m in the east area, C9 position of the warehouse. There’s a bag of unused energy stone here as well and also plenty of mecha components.”

“Squad leader, I’m in the west area of the warehouse……” J6dAiT

Listening to all of these reports, the squad leader Zhang Feng was completely dumbfounded. Just what was happening today? Why’s everyone all picking up energy stones!

Very quickly, the elite little squad returned to battleship Wyvern carrying big and small bags of energy stones, as well as a variety of other valuable items.

At this moment, the 3rd legion’s maintenance team on battleship Wyvern was completely befuddled. Several healing tanks had stopped working all at the same time. And they couldn’t even find what’s wrong!

Good thing they were on this planet and there were no battles right now. None of the staff was injured so the healing tank was not being used much. PkKBJl

When Zhang Feng’s squad returned, they saw the maintenance team all looking miserable and anxious.

Zhang Feng asked what’s going on.

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After listening to the maintenance team’s explanation, Zheng Feng comforted them: “It’s alright. There’s no one injured right now so no rush. Just inspect them slowly.”

The head of the maintenance team said: “Vice-admiral Cheng got injured and is waiting to use the healing tank.” dHQVkx

Zhou HongYi butted in and asked: “How did Vice-admiral Cheng get injured?”

The head of maintenance said: ” He broke his legs. Plus, I heard that Vice-admiral Cheng was super unlucky today. Not only did he break both of his legs after going out, he even lost his interdimensional button when he returned. He still doesn’t know where it is right now. It’s all garbage outside. After much difficulty, he finally returned to the battleship, now the healing tanks are all out of service……”

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“Dang! How unfortunate. That doesn’t seem right tho……”

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Because the healing tanks had broken for some unknown reason and for the sake of not delaying treatment, Doctor White can only treat using manual surgery. lY8f31

When Cheng JinXue heard he needed surgery, he felt faint. Surgery and healing tanks were not the same. You only need to have a nap in the healing tank. The injury would be pretty much healed upon waking up. Surgery was plain torture.

Doctor White comforted him: “Don’t worry, Vice-admiral Cheng. I will give you anesthesia.”

He just finished saying this when his assistant came running over in a hurry, saying: “Doctor White, there doesn’t seem to be any anesthesia.”

Doctor White’s eyes widened in surprise: “Impossible. We just resupplied everything. Why’s there none?” wRyC7S

The assistant said anxiously: “But I really can’t find any anesthesia. I flipped through the entire medical center, but I can’t find the anesthesia no matter what.”

Wen XiaoYun personally went to the area where the anesthesia was stored and searched around. He really couldn’t find any either.

At this moment, Wen XiaoYun really felt very deeply…

There’s no limit to how unlucky a person can be. You can only be unluckier. 8obU1O

In addition, this misfortune will most likely persist.

Wen XiaoYun rubbed his forehead. Zhuang Zhou’s words echoing in his head repeatedly.

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God will get angry–

God will get angry– P1h 8z

He tried his best to push this kind of unscientific words out of his head. His Mental World started to hurt again.

He looked towards Doctor White, voice flat: “There’s no anesthesia. Just do the surgery like this. He can endure it.”

Cheng JinXue felt his vision dim: “Doc! Are there no other methods? My god! No anesthesia?!”

Doctor White had no other options: “In order to not delay the treatment, I can only do surgery like this. However, without any anesthesia, you will need to hold him down, Admiral.” zX wH3

At this moment, the elite little squad also entered. They asked Cheng JinXue about the state of his injury.

“Boss, is Vice-admiral Cheng okay?”

“Vice-admiral Cheng, are you okay? How come so careless?”

Cheng JinXue’s face fell: “Don’t mention it. I don’t know what happened today. So unlucky. I’ve encountered everything possible.” dQLDEV

Zhang Feng was shocked: “How can this be? Didn’t you also…… do that yesterday night?”

Zhou HongYi agreed, speaking in a mysterious tone: “That’s right, Vice-admiral Cheng. We wanted to thank you! We saw you doing that, so we also did it. When we went on patrol today, we all picked up so many energy stones and other valuable treasure!”

Cheng JinXue: “???”

All picked up energy stones?! OnfzFp

Wen XiaoYun: “What does ‘that’ mean?”

Zhang Feng and the others looked somewhat guilty. However, facing the Admiral’s questioning, they can’t not answer; they can only summon the courage to say: “It’s just…… We saw Vice-admiral Cheng worshipping a God and then discovering an energy quarry immediately afterwards. So, we also……. cough cough cough.”

Cheng JinXue said flustered and exasperatedly: “I also made an offering! It didn’t work at all! All lies!”

Wen XiaoYun strangely thought about the youth’s words again. kLXvY9

He asked Zhang Feng and the others: “What God did you worship?”

Zhang Feng answered without thinking: “Must have been the God of Wealth? We managed to pick up all of those valuable treasures, who else can it be other than the God of Wealth?”

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Wen XiaoYun fell silent for a second and expressionlessly looked towards Cheng JinXue.

Cheng JinXue suddenly thought of something. cktd2T

What did Boss say this morning again?

— I asked. The little friend said that he had you worship the God of Wealth, yet you insist it was the Wishing God. Why wouldn’t he be angry?

— The little friend said, there wouldn’t be any danger. You will only encounter nonstop misfortunes.

Cheng JinXue took in a sharp cold breath. Qjrf8q

He experienced it.

He really fucking experienced all of it!!

If his legs weren’t broken, he would have jumped out of the sickbed right now.

“B-b-boss!!” Cheng JinXue had a face of terror: “Quick quick quick, help me find little Zhou Zhou! Little Zhou Zhou has incense over there! Also help me ask him how to make an offering to the God of Wealth! Is prostrating myself on the floor in reverence enough?!” rG2Kfv

Wen XiaoYun: “…….”

Wen XiaoYun went.

Zhuang Zhou was currently taking 360 degree videos and pictures of the little robot that he had made. Then he uploaded the videos and pictures on his personal online shop and waited, hoping it could sell.

Xiao PoLan also wanted to take some pictures. hiwRsj

Therefore, Zhuang Zhou also took some of Xiao PoLan.

After taking several pictures, their two little heads leaned together to look at the pictures.

“This one is very handsome!” Zhuang Zhou praised: “Xiao PoLan is becoming more and more handsome everyday.”

Xiao PoLan let out a “ga ga ga” laugh, extremely pleased. Oh. This audio system was a speaker that it had picked up and installed itself. wH79Ps

When Wen XiaoYun came over, he saw the person and robot playing extremely joyfully together.

Noticing Wen XiaoYun’s arrival, Zhuang Zhou raised his head, eyes bright and shiny: “Wen XiaoYun, you finished being busy? Did you come back to sleep now?”

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Wen XiaoYun said: “I came to find you for something.”

Zhuang Zhou stood up: “What is it?” yxjiQ4

Wen XiaoYun said: “Cheng JinXue wants to ask you to lend him some incense and candles.”

Hearing this, Zhuang Zhou puffed up his cheeks.

Chuckling and unable to resist poking his cheek, Wen XiaoYun said softly: “Come visit him with me?”

Zhuang Zhou said slowly: “Alright.” dUmWyx

The two people very quickly returned to the medical facility.

Cheng JinXue was holding off on his surgery, just waiting there. Seeing Zhuang Zhou enter, he looked like he just saw Hope itself: “Zhou Zhou! My beloved little Zhou Zhou, QQQ Gege is begging you. Please lend me some incense and candles. Gege wants to worship the God of Wealth.”

Zhuang Zhou glanced at Cheng JinXue, who was being plagued by the cloud of misfortune. He really looked a bit too tragic.

Zhuang Zhou silently took out the incense burner and candles and gave it to him. He also reminded: “You must be sincere. Recognizing the wrong God again will not be permitted.” OSBKfI

Cheng JinXue: “I’m sincere sincere sincere! Gege will prostrate himself on the ground on hands and knees in worship!”

Zhuang Zhou’s face flushed despite remaining very reserved: “There’s no need to be that ceremonial……”

However, Cheng JinXue still did it.

And then the strangest thing happened. e6oxO8

After he finished bowing, the healing tank made a “di di di” sound and restarted again, everything returning to normal.

The little assistant opened his eyes in shock. He wanted to go inspect, but as soon as he took a step, he discovered that he had stepped on something. Looking down, it was the anesthesia that he couldn’t find no matter what just now!

Observing all of this, the little elite squad and doctor’s eyes widened. Don’t even talk about Cheng JinXue, who was the one experiencing all of the deep torment.

“Oh fck……” 9DzQec

Suddenly and unexpectedly!

Everything was normal again!

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It’s just that absurd!

Wen XiaoYun started getting a headache again. ybdvwi

His understanding of the world, which was taught to him during childhood, started to crumble slightly.

There were all sorts of different civilizations in the intergalactic era, no doubt.

But no one has ever said–

There really was God in this world. pP2ySi

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The author has something to say: PS

Cheng JinXue: Grandpa God of Wealth, from today onwards, I will bathe in incense and revere you and only you forever!

Zhuang Zhou -internally happy, but still very reserved verbally: “There’s no need for all that……” Q1 RpS

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  1. Wonder if Xiaoyun will convert to be a God worshipper first or get officially in a relationship with the God first heheh