[Speechless, no wonder Ke Meiren always doesn’t get favors from Brother Lu. It turns out it’s not very practical]
…
Although his inner thoughts were relatively active, the glands on the back of his neck were also showing a sense of presence, suggesting that Lu Liran seemed to have not faced his physical needs for a long time.
But it is the thunderfish that is more attractive right now.
As the saying goes, when you are full and warm, you will think of lust. You have to meet your basic needs before you can think about anything else.
Lu Liran secretly pinched his thigh and corrected his attitude.
The live broadcast room was bustling with activity, and the number of people online at this time had risen to nearly 3.5 million. However, Lu Liran was busy with his current dinner hunt and had no time to pay attention to it.
The software on the live broadcast platform opens with a poster that Lu Liran shot and produced before. The poster was full of wild hormones and the mystery of the deep sea, and it has almost accurately captured all the target audiences who love the wilderness.
Before Lu Liran signed the contract, the platform had a total of three S-level anchors, and the number of viewers for each broadcast was basically stable at 5 million.
But in contrast, the number of followers of these anchors is almost double the number of viewers. Putting aside the popularity data and looking at the time curve, this is only achieved after two or three years of accumulation on the platform.
In comparison, Lu Liran’s results are extremely enviable——
Just one month after it was launched, the number of followers has reached more than 100,000, and the number of people online is even close to those god-level veteran anchors who have been in business for two or three years. Even in normal times, the number of people online is in the millions, it’s like a purple star falling from the sky.
Lucio was also delighted that he had the opportunity to sign such a popular player.
But this kind of happiness did not last long. While Lu Liran was still broadcasting live, Lucio received gossip from his colleagues——
The rival platform also plans to launch a similar live broadcast program.
It was not difficult to understand. Once a hot product suddenly appears on the market, within a quarter, a series of imitators will immediately appear.
Lucio took a breath, his head suddenly felt heavy, and he quickly ordered his assistant to collect information on the opponent’s side.
There was not much information about the potential competitive target. After collecting it, he only knows that the opponent seems to have been a retired soldier with wartime military rank.
Lucio was a little uneasy and nervous. In contrast, the anchor who introduced himself backstage with only four words “Bounty Hunter” seemed to have lost his momentum.
No, no, no, it has to be swept up, ah no, blown up.
Lucio mobilized a small team and began racking his brains to create an exclusive promotional slogan for Lu Liran, striving to be explosive, eye-catching, and compelling.
Of course, these were things that Lu Liran, who was in the eye of the storm, had no knowledge of.
Lu Liran and Ke Ji swam back to the coral group. They had made a lot of noise with the moray eels just now. The small fish that originally lived peacefully in the coral group have all swam away, and the entire coral group seems extremely quiet and lifeless.
The thunderfish naturally swam away, and no matter how lazy the fish was, it would not stay where it was.
But Lu Liran was familiar with the habits of this kind of fish. The situation was easy to change, but its nature was hard to change. Even if it moved, it will be stuck in the coral or sand bed of the seabed and will not swim too far.
Lu Liran focused his search on the seabed. The gray seabed was covered with sand. Occasionally, small fish would fly across the seabed, bringing up a piece of raised sand.
On such a seabed, traces of the movement of any living thing will be preserved in meticulous detail.
Lu Liran patiently searched under the water inch by inch. Just when the oxygen was about to run out, he suddenly discovered something and his sharp eyes.
Lu Liran patted Ke Ji and made a gesture before the two of them slowly surfaced.
“I found it.” Lu Liran spit out a mouthful of seawater. He looked at the live broadcast room, then raised the corner of his mouth and gasped, “The traces of the swimming thunderfish.”
After he finished speaking, he quickly dived into the water again.
Nearly twelve minutes passed this time, almost reaching the limit of the human body. The audience in the live broadcast room stared at the screen without blinking.
Until Lu Liran suddenly broke out of the water and raised his dagger high. On the tip of the blade was a large fish that was completely icy blue and even darker in color.
Even though the big fish was pierced by a long knife, it still struggled vigorously and with great strength. Lu Liran’s arm muscles were tense and the veins were visible.
He was breathing heavily, his eyes were slightly bright, and he gestured to the lively thunderfish: “Did you see it? This is the thunderfish!”
“Thunderfish is completely icy blue, but when it encounters hunters and natural enemies trying to catch it, its color will become brighter, just like lightning on a stormy night, to intimidate the enemy, hence the name Thunderfish.” It was also the first time that Lu Liran caught a lively thunderfish with his own hands. He was slightly excited as he controlled the drone to get a close-up of the prey on the tip of his dagger.
[The first time I saw a live thunderfish!!!! So beautiful!!—— FullMoonOvertheMountainsandRivers gifted the anchor 1x Sushi]
[Brother Lu’s food has improved a lot√]
[Twelve minutes!! The anchor stayed underwater for a full twelve minutes!?]
[Shit, if you have lungs like the anchor, what kind of oxygen bottle do you need?! —— OldGhostfromtheMountain gifted the anchor 100x Rice grains]
[That’s twelve minutes. I heard that some people can hold their breath for more than twenty minutes. That’s called a man who doesn’t need an oxygen bottle]
[It’s so funny. Can more than twenty minutes of sitting still and holding one’s breath be compared with ten minutes of underwater swimming? What’s more, the anchor is fishing for thunderfish, so you need to know more about strenuous exercise]
[One thing to say, there is no comparison]
[I’ve seen it, a living bicker expert ]
“This is a very beautiful male thunderfish, so energetic.” Lu Liran gasped and sighed, “I believe its meat will be firmer and more delicious.”
[Pfft, I thought Brother Lu was just lamenting its appearance, but he wasn’t aware enough]
[In Brother Lu’s eyes, it’s only about serving food. There’s not so much of that]
[Speechless, no wonder Ke Meiren always doesn’t get favors from Brother Lu. It turns out it’s not very practical]
[Hahahahaha, Ke Meiren will cry after hearing this]
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Lu Liran caught the fish, showed it to the live broadcast room for a while, and then swam back immediately.
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“This water area is rich in fish resources, which means that this is also a hunting ground for sword tigerfish.” Lu Liran swam while observing the surroundings, “I don’t want to bump into them.”
The waves pushed Lu Liran one after another, but he did not leave too far from the coast, and finally climbed onto the beach safely without any danger.
He and Ke Ji climbed ashore almost simultaneously, then both turned around and lay down on their backs on the beach.
Small waves splashed on his slightly pale ankles, and he didn’t bother to move ten centimeters higher. He really felt what it meant to be as tired as a dog.
To be honest, among the various quality assessments he took to enter the mobile force, only his underwater related projects had the worst results.
If Lu Liran hadn’t drawn a master-level free diving skill book by drawing a card before, Lu Liran would have estimated that this trip to survive would be quite difficult.
But then again, if he hadn’t drawn that skill book, Lu Liran would have been more hesitant when considering the option of leaving the desert island.
“Although this time is very tiring, it’s worth it.” Lu Liran lay on the beach for a long time and finally stood up lazily, looking at the drone and grinning.
He shook the thunderfish, and then picked up another moray eel with his dagger with a slight disdain: “Let’s try the taste of this thunderfish tonight, is it really so delicious? As for the Mobius moray eel, although it’s not edible, look at its glowing scales, don’t they look a bit like a night light?”
When Ke Ji heard what Lu Liran said, he subconsciously looked over and couldn’t help but laugh.
“A night light that will make children cry.” He commented.
Lu Liran paused after hearing this, and then restrained himself a little. He planned to take the Mobius moray eel back and process it into a night light for the child, Lu Ziqian.
This is the moray eel that the Commander personally killed. It was very commemorative and very suitable for children’s education and enlightenment.
——Perhaps they can abandon the unique appearance of the moray eel and only use the glowing skin. Lu Liran thought about it in his heart.
Ke Ji saw Lu Liran was slightly silent. He looked over and couldn’t help but ask: “You don’t really plan to make it into a night light, do you?”
“Zai-Zai can have a night light.” Lu Liran said.
Ke Ji：“……”
The child, Lu Ziqian, opened his eyes in shock across the screen of the live broadcast room. He shook his head quickly, and resisted three times: “Zai-Zai can’t. Zai-Zai is not afraid of the dark. Zai-Zai doesn’t want a light.”
[Hahahahahaha, is Brother Lu so cruel to his own cub?!]
[If this thing is made into a night light, I’m afraid it would give me nightmares every night (dog head)]
[Brother Lu’s taste is really unique, really unique]
Lu Liran met Ke Ji’s silent and slightly surprised gaze, and coupled with some extra reasons in his heart, he suddenly felt a little ashamed. It seems that the idea of leaving this moray eel as a night light was a bit exaggerated and bizarre.
He pursed his lips, but was unwilling to admit or take back those words. He said stiffly and with a bare face, slightly angry: “I can process it.”
“Okay, okay, I’m looking forward to the finished product.” Ke Ji immediately complied and compromised unconditionally, “I can help if necessary.”
“Then should I put it away first?” Ke Ji tentatively picked up the plain-looking, somewhat ugly and ferocious moray eel and asked Lu Liran.
Lu Liran pursed his lips: “No, let it dry.”
——If he takes it back to Ke Ji’s terminal, how can he have the nerve to ask for it back?
Ke Ji nodded in amusement and had no choice but to put the moray eel back to its place.
Therefore, the first night light that Lu Ziqian was about to have in his life was decided by his two fathers.
“I’m going to check out the two traps I made before.” Lu Liran stood up and said, finding an excuse to separate from Ke Ji.
He always felt that as long as he stayed there for a long time, the little thoughts in his heart would no longer be able to escape.
He took two steps forward and suddenly thought of something. He turned around and reminded Ke Ji: “By the way, don’t touch the thunderfish. It’s poisonous. Wait until I come back to deal with it.”
Ke Ji nodded: “Then I’ll light a fire.”
“Yeah.” Lu Liran nodded hurriedly and ran into the woods as if he was running away.
[Didn’t Brother Lu say he’s like a tired dog? Hahahaha, why is he running as fast as a monkey now?]
[As we all know, Brother Lu’s physical fitness has no upper limit]
[As we all know, no matter how tired Brother Lu is, he is still different from us]
[Hehehe, I think Brother Lu seems to be hiding from Ke Meiren (dog head)]
[Right, right, right! Brother Lu has been out of sorts ever since that big moray eel was suffocated to death]
[Reasonable suspicion, Ke Meiren said something outrageous to Brother Lu at that time]
[Come on, I think that’s just the way the anchor has always been]
“Let’s see if our trap has yielded any results.” Lu Liran cleared his throat and came to the bushes with light and fast steps.
There was a simple trigger trap device near each of the two small forks in the road, and it was still well in place, as if it hadn’t been visited.
Lu Liran was not discouraged when he saw this. He grabbed some dead leaves and spread them on top, added some trap decorations, and said softly: “It’s only been a few hours. Don’t be discouraged if there’s no movement. Just leave it here and come back to see it during the day.”
After he finished speaking, he did not go back immediately. Instead, he wandered around and picked up a lot of fresh green broad palm leaves.
“These can be used to make sails. I don’t know if they will be enough. Let’s take some back first.” Lu Liran said, “Every time you travel, try not to return without success. Improving efficiency and saving unnecessary physical exertion are the keys to survival.”
As he spoke, he strode towards the beach.
At the beach camp, Ke Ji had already set up a bonfire and opened two coconuts.
If there were two more beach chairs at this moment, he would look like a comfortable vacation traveler. In front of him was an almost purple-red night. The sun has almost set on the horizon, leaving only a faint ray of light.
A huge high-definition 4D screen plays the most natural and magnificent ocean scenery. The bonfire provides warmth and light, as well as sweet and delicious coconut milk and delicious thunderfish.
Oh, and accompanied by His Excellency the Commander.
Lu Liran suddenly felt that even a billionaire’s holiday beach was nothing more than that.
“You’re back? It seems like the trap has nothing to gain.” Ke Ji heard the movement behind him and turned to look over. Hearing this, he smiled and said helplessly, “Why does it feel like every time I set a trap, no beasts care about it. ”
——This time both traps were set by Ke Ji on his own initiative.
Last time in Salba, the traps made by Ke Ji didn’t catch many prey, but Lu Liran thought that was because the distribution density of the traps was too high, which was excusable.
“There are still some, such as those two earthworms.” Lu Liran comforted him.
Ke Ji was stunned for a moment before he came to his senses. Recalling the texture and taste of the two pieces of earthworms, his expression turned pale: “…”
The live broadcast room burst into laughter.
Some of the new viewers, who didn’t get it, got directions from old fans, and was parachuted into the Arlok Glacier highlight episodes for a designated number of seconds. When they saw Lo Luran grabbing two fat and twisted giant earthworms from the so-called trap, they immediately ran back to follow them with a hahaha.
Lu Liran changed the subject at the right time: “I’ll deal with the thunderfish.”
The beautiful ice-blue thunderfish had completely died. Lu Liran cut off the scales, pulled out the gills, and cut out the internal organs and gallbladder.
He is not an experienced chef and only knows the most basic grilled dishes, but the advantage is that his ingredients are always the freshest and top quality—— specifically those foods that are within the normal consumption range.
Lu Liran was originally concentrating on handling the ingredients and didn’t say much, but the audience in the live broadcast room was unwilling to cue Lu Liran, hoping that Lu Liran could chat with them.
Lu Liran glanced at the barrage and frowned in confusion when he saw it.
What’s there to talk about?
He said “Huh”, and after thinking for a while, he could only take the thunderfish in his hand: “Although the name of the thunder fish sounds very aggressive, in fact, it does not generate electricity, and its temper is relatively docile. The only thing to watch out for is its fins, which look like raging blades.”
“When it is threatened, the fins that were originally lying down will expand to the extreme, which is both a form of intimidation and a way of self-defense.”
Lu Liran said. He picked the fins on the back of the thunderfish with his dagger, and just like he said, the fully opened fins didn’t look easy to mess with at all.
The audience in the live broadcast room gasped.
“The fins are poisonous and can cause rotting sores, so you must remember to avoid them when handling them.”
[Oh my god! I thought this guy was really a big fish with no temper! It still looks very ferocious now! ]
[Hey! Just watching Brother Lu fishing underwater, I just felt that it was very strong, and there was no danger at all]
[It’s not that the enemy is a noob, it’s because Brother Lu is too powerful]
[If Brother Lu didn’t show it specifically, I would really have ignored it]
[No wonder, I said there is a reason why the price is always so expensive even though there are many thunderfish in the market]
[Want to eat it, Brother Lu should open the Star Shuttle Trading Bar QAQ]
[Who doesn’t want to eat it?!]
Lu Liran smiled and ignored the wailing of the audience in the live broadcast room.
He took off a small piece of milky white and translucent fish meat and showed it in front of the camera: “This is the meat of the thunderfish. It is of a quality that can be eaten raw.”
After he finished speaking, he handed it to Ke Ji: “Would you like to taste it?”
Ke Ji nodded, but did not reach out to take it. Instead, he lowered his head and bit off the piece of fish meat with the tip of the knife, as if Lu Liran was feeding it.
Seeing this, Lu Liran’s ears felt hot and his hands trembled, almost causing an accident.
He coughed lightly, he looked into Ke Ji’s half-smiling eyes, and whispered: “Don’t do this next time, getting scratched by a dagger is no joke.”
Ke Ji responded.
[233333 Brother Lu, please, please explain the situation, Ke Meiren is obviously flirting with you!!]
[There is no explanation for the word “flirt” in the tough guy’s dictionary]
[I saw that Brother Lu’s hands were obviously shaking just now. I don’t believe that Brother Lu didn’t feel it (doge)]
Before Lu Liran could breathe a sigh of relief, Ke Ji smiled cheekily again: “Then use your hands next time, it’s safer.”
“…” Lu Liran jumped in his heart.
A ground hound shrieks filled the live broadcast room.
Lu Liran didn’t respond, barely maintaining his surface calmness and composure, pretending that he didn’t hear what Ke Ji said.
He also sliced a small piece of fish for himself and stuffed it into his mouth.
The sashimi has a juicy elasticity and chewiness, and tastes a bit like venison, but not as spicy as eating raw venison.
The unique saltiness of seafood is combined with the special meat texture of thunderfish. It is true that only raw food can fully highlight the unique taste of such high-end raw food ingredients.
Lu Liran absentmindedly chewed, feeling himself a kind of waste of cow chewing peony, but he couldn’t help but still think about Ke Ji’s words in his heart—— wait, should he use his hands or a dagger?
Lu Liran swallowed that mouthful of fish meat, and his movement of his dagger slicing down the fish was slightly stiff, as if he was a little tangled.
Finally, he raised it in front of Ke Ji and coughed dryly: “Take it with your hands.”
Don’t encourage the Commander’s bad dining habits.
If the child, Lu Ziqian saw it, it would be a typical negative teaching material.
When Lu Liran thought of this, he felt confident enough to speak out.
Ke Ji felt a little pity in his heart.
[Aaahhhh, can the anchor and the flying guest please stop eating!!! Please share and comment!]
[Hiss, it must be delicious. I think most high-end restaurants only serve sizzling grilled fish. There is no raw food grade!! But the grilled fish is so delicious that the children have savoring it for a month]
[Even more greedy…]
Lu Liran scanned the similar appeals in the live broadcast room and said after hearing this: “It tastes very good. I guess after it is roasted, it will look a bit like the black-mane deer I hunted in the uninhabited forest area before.”
[I’m crying, how can we, the common people, afford the meat of black-mane deer…]
[Brother Lu compared the meat of thunder fish to the meat of black-mane deer, isn’t he really insulting us? QAQ]
[I always thought that the anchor was very poor, dressed in rags, and didn’t have any equipment. But now I find that the real poor guy is me]
[Summarizing statement of the representative of Ke Meiren’s class, which has a lot of money]
[+1 Brother Lu, please exchange with Ke Meiren!! The value of the flying guest is reflected at this time!]
Lu Liran twitched the corner of his mouth and looked at Ke Ji, as if seeking approval.
Ke Ji laughed and lived up to his name: “But when eaten raw, it doesn’t smell bad or fishy. Instead, it tastes like the sweetness of roasted fish fat. This is indeed unique to thunderfish.”
“Well, that’s pretty much what I said.” Lu Liran nodded seriously.
Ke Ji laughed, and when he met Lu Liran’s gaze, he immediately stopped laughing and responded seriously: “That’s right.”
[I’m not going to say anything more. I know what you’re talking about]
[Ke Meiren, you can’t be more obvious, but the anchor is just a rock, a rock]
[How do I feel that Brother Lu is actually…right? At least I think that if you let others directly take the fish meat that Brother Lu has sliced with their mouths, not to mention getting a dagger, at least you will have to be verbally attacked by Brother Lu]
[+1 I think Brother Lu was very gentle to Ke Meiren today]
[Laughing so hard, what kind of CP filter can change “not sarcastic” to “gentle” by default!?]
Half of the thunderfish was eaten raw and half was grilled. The two different flavors were completely eaten, which makes the live broadcast room excited.
After eating and drinking, Lu Liran lit the fire, dragged the frame of the sail over, and used the wide and long leaves that he had found before as weaving cloth. He threaded the leaves between the branches and the frame with some difficulty and clumsiness.
“I hope this sail can come in handy.” Lu Liran muttered without confidence. It was his first time making such a thing. In principle, it should be fine, but the practicality could not be guaranteed.
Lu Liran felt his fingers tingling after knitting for a while. The branches that formed the frame were all primitive, rough and filled with tiny wooden thorns, everywhere.
The two of them had been pricked countless times when they were building a raft, and now they were braiding the sail, and they were pricked again.
Lu Liran bared his teeth and hissed slightly from time to time, which was very refreshing.
[Pfft, I’m used to seeing Brother Lu holding a knife, but suddenly seeing Brother Lu doing such delicate handiwork, it’s such a contrast, hahahaha]
[+1+1]
[Our anchor is an all-rounder, able to be thick and thin, able to stretch and bend]
“That’s it for today. We’ll do it again tomorrow.” After finishing a third of it, Lu Liran quickly decided to free himself.
He looked at the drone, and this time he paid special attention to the number of people online in the upper right corner: The current number is 1.389 million, and the highest number is 3.593 million —— The time period with the highest number of people online is estimated to be when they were at sea. As time went by, they moved to night shows, so it was normal for viewers to naturally leave the live broadcast room.
Lu Liran didn’t care about the increase or decrease in the number of people; his eyes lit up—— Enough!
“Let’s end today’s live broadcast here. Get up early tomorrow morning. In one morning’s work, the catamaran bamboo raft will be almost ready, and then we will set sail!” Lu Liran raised his eyes and was in a great mood.
What! ? Is this the end? ! Not enough, aahh!]
[Brother Lu stopped updating for a day and a half! Don’t turn off the live broadcast today! Let’s see what happiness Brother Lu and Ke Meiren have when they sleep at night!]
[+1 I want to see it!]
[Add me one]
Lu Liran’s mouth twitched: “What can you do when you sleep at night? Of course you sleep. Why are you so weird?”
He subconsciously looked at Ke Ji, only to see that Ke Ji didn’t seem to notice what he was saying at all, and was just lowering his head to process the information on his optical brain.
Lu Liran breathed a sigh of relief and quickly turned off the live broadcast without saying a word: “That’s it. See you tomorrow. Remember to pay attention to the live broadcast room. Good night.”
If it drags on any longer, God knows what kind of weird barrages will appear in the live broadcast room.
Lu Liran put away the drone and did not see a message flash across the barrage in the dark live broadcast room——
[How can I show you what I do when I go to bed at night:)——UKW gives the anchor 1x Buddha jumping over the Wall]
[@#￥%*&！#……]
After Lu Liran turned off the live broadcast, it didn’t take long before he heard a familiar voice in his head:
“Monitoring the highest number of people online on the day in the host’s live broadcast room: 3,593,000, redemption and repair ratio: 35.93, current total appearance repair progress: 100% (Congratulations to the host! The progress bar is full! The appearance repair system has started! I wish the host to be as beautiful as a flower and become popular all over the interstellar!)”
The author has something to say:
His Excellency the Commander can only keep lip service, very pitiful, so pitiful
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Here you go! The second update has been thrown up~ I accidentally blew up the word count qaq
(author thank the readers for the rewards)
Thanks for the update 🤣❤️🤣❤️🐟
Time for the viewers to start screaming about streaming beauty filters and how LLR was always handsome no matter what!
Appearance repair: 100%!
Time for the descent of the most handsome O!
I’m super excited for everyone to see Lu Liran’s original appearance aaaaaa! I didn’t think he’d get it so quickly!
Honestly, unless the rival livestream is as real and authentic as Lu Liran’s and as detailed in explanation and y’know has a funny flying guest, I don’t think it will explode.
Aka Lu Liran and Ke Ji. It’s just going to be visited for fun, and then the audience will be bored to go back to Lu Liran’s.
IK RIGHT? Like imagine them finding out that LuLu is actually the Lu family youngest son, the most handsome/beautiful O, and the wife of his excellency the commander (AKA Dog Ke, I feel like I might get strangled by my LuLu for calling his hubby that) this those fan who left for a stroll on the other anchor’s channel will come rushing back like a tsunami
Thanks for the update!!!
Thank you for the chapter!♥️❤️♥️❤️♥️❤️♥️