Song Kefeng eagerly clicked on Yang Heigou, looking forward to a battle. However, he received a notification saying, “The opponent has logged out of the Dream World.” Instantly, Song felt deflated, like a dog without bones, losing his enthusiasm. He clicked his tongue and decided to find Mo Yang, that brat, tomorrow and teach him a lesson by giving him a good beating.
As a second choice, he selected Mei BaiWan, intending to educate the doctor about the importance of a fit body. But again, he received the same notification, “The opponent has logged out of the Dream World.”
Staring at those nine words, Song felt a sense of frustration as if he had been force-fed a mouthful of dog food, which was hard to swallow.
Damn it, why are these two people so uncooperative! It’s only 10 PM now! Why are they going to bed? Isn’t the nightlife just getting started?!
Of course, Single Song had no idea that the real-world adventures of Bai Wan and Yang Heigou had just begun. After grumbling about those two, he decided to mine for a while before going to bed. By now, he had become quite skilled in mining and was at the level of “Mining Expert.”
In one hour, he could mine at least twenty iron ores and ten copper ores. If he was lucky, he might even find three to five silver ores or one to two gold ores. Considering that one iron ore was worth 10 Dream Coins and one copper ore was worth 20 Dream Coins, he could easily earn at least 400 Dream Coins per hour.
If he found silver or gold ores, he could earn even more.
Thus, he was satisfied with his mining profession, as he could earn money quite efficiently in the Dream World. Seeing Icy Gaze and Bloody Sweetie struggle to earn just 100 Dream Coins each day, he considered himself to be doing quite well. So, every night before bed, he would mine for an hour and reflect on life.
Today, however, Song’s mining progress was slow since he wasn’t in the mood due to the absence of his opponents. Nevertheless, he continued for about ten minutes, mining three iron ores and two copper ores, when he received a battle request.
[Player Jade Qilin has requested a battle with you. Accept or Decline?]
Song Kefeng thought for a moment, feeling fearless and thinking that since Qilins were friendly mythical creatures like Xie Zhi, the opponent should be a decent person. So, he clicked “Accept.”
The next second, he disappeared from the mine and appeared in the Dream World’s battleground. But the battle hadn’t started yet; there seemed to be a light screen around him, and he heard the voice of 110 explaining the battle rules.
110 was concise and straightforward.
[Your goal is to reduce the opponent’s life points to 1 to win. The opponent can also surrender, but only when their life points are less than one-fifth. There are special items to avoid battles, but you can’t afford them.]
[Harassment or violence against opponents will be penalized. Currently, you can’t use weapons in battles, but that might change after leveling up.]
[That’s all, let’s go! Someday, you’ll run into a tough opponent.]
After 110 finished explaining the rules, the light screen around Song disappeared.
Feeling excited, he believed he would never encounter a tough opponent; he was the strongest warrior. Suddenly, he sensed someone approaching quickly. Song Kefeng prepared himself for precise counterattacks and rapid attacks on the opponent’s weak spots to quickly deplete their life points.
However, when he turned around, he saw a well-endowed beauty running towards him, her chest bouncing with every step.
Single, a straight man who has been single for 33 years, thinking, “Trash game, just because you sent a woman, I won’t attack her?!”
And indeed, Song didn’t attack her.
Because as soon as Jade Qilin saw him, her eyes turned red, and she clasped her hands together in a praying gesture, “Kind sir, please, I, I lost a battle before. The opponent got physical with me, and I barely managed to escape. There’s less than an hour left until today ends, and if I don’t have another battle, the Dream World will punish me.”
“The punishment is terrifying, I’m really at my wit’s end. Seeing that your name represents justice and bravery, I thought I’d try my luck. Can you please help me? I promise to attack you lightly and slowly reduce your life points, and then you can surrender, right? Please, sir, I have no other options!”
Looking at the tearful beauty, Song Kefeng almost gave in for a moment.
However, under Jade Qilin’s hopeful gaze, he remained firm and shook his head straightforwardly.
It seemed as though Jade Qilin had never been rejected by a man before, as her beautiful face showed disbelief. She directly asked, “Why? Kind sir, please help me. I’m willing to pay a price for it. Even going to bed with you is fine…”
We’re sorry for MTLers or people who like using reading mode, but our translations keep getting stolen by aggregators so we’re going to bring back the copy protection. If you need to MTL please retype the gibberish parts.
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“You’ve probably succeeded many times with that demeanor, haven’t you? Indeed, attractive and well-proportioned women have a certain charm over men. But you won’t always encounter such people.”
“Your desire for shortcuts without putting in the effort is dangerous. The words you just said can be considered a proactive transaction, and in the real world, you could end up in trouble.”
“So, in the future, don’t make such requests. Instead of pleading for mercy from your opponents, what you should do is make yourself stronger. Only when you become strong can you continue bravely. Understand?”
“Come on, let’s have a match. This way, I can teach you some self-defense techniques in action. You need to experience pain and get hurt in a fight; otherwise, you’ll never improve! Come on, practice brings true knowledge!”
Listening to the words of ideological education coming out of this Xiezhi’s mouth, Jade Qilin was simply dumbfounded. Her face still displayed a delicate and teary expression, but in her mind, she was cursing like crazy.
Damn, tonight was truly an eye-opener for her. After reaching Level 3, she encountered various male and female players, and most of the time, she could easily win battles with her stunning appearance and acting skills.
Occasionally, when she encountered a few guys who didn’t show mercy or tried to get physical with her, she would swiftly attack their weak spots and force them to retreat. After all, she was not only beautiful but also skilled in self-defense.
However, this guy, who rejected her request so sternly and even mentioned her going to jail and teaching her self-defense on the spot, was an entirely new experience for her. Looking at the serious and earnest expression on his face, Jade Qilin was sure that this guy must be an older, single dog, the epitome of a typical straight man.
Damn, what a headache. How should she continue this act?
“Hey, what are you dawdling for? Don’t waste time, punch me first, and I’ll tell you how to respond.”
Jade Qilin sighed, finally nodded, and pretended to throw a punch at Song Kefeng with no strength and was easily caught by the single dog Song.
Song Kefeng: “…” He might not be able to teach this woman self-defense, she was the worst recruit he had ever trained.
Jade Qilin still didn’t give up, she felt that this Xiezhi must be itching inside but was pretending to be a gentleman. All she needed was a little more seduction!
So she whimpered and directly tried to collapse weakly into Song Kefeng’s arms, using her D-cup to get him hooked!
Bang!!
Jade Qilin was directly thrown to the ground. She looked bewildered.
Song Kefeng, who didn’t show any mercy when throwing her to the ground, said, “Have you learned now? Use force against force, first grab the opponent’s incoming fist, then turn sideways and push with your other hand.”
“You’re a woman, the opponent won’t expect you to resist, and most of them will end up like you, thrown to the ground. Then you can run away or deliver a strong blow to their neck, just like this spot, hit it hard, and they’ll pass out.”
Jade Qilin: “…” @#&xx^!
In the next twenty minutes, Jade Qilin tried every method to give Song Kefeng an intimate hug, letting him experience the wonder of a woman’s body. However, she despairingly discovered that she couldn’t even touch a corner of this man’s clothes!
When she was thrown out by Song Kefeng again, and she finally had less than one-fifth of her life points left, Jade Qilin quickly flipped back up with unprecedented agility. Then, with a fierce glare at Song Kefeng, she raised her middle finger and roared, “Go to hell! You clueless single dog who doesn’t know how to cherish a beautiful woman!!”
After that, she loudly declared her surrender and disappeared from the training ground.
Leaving Song Kefeng utterly stunned for three minutes before he cursed, “Damn, what’s wrong with being a single dog? Even as a single dog, I’m the mightiest single dog. That’s better than being weak!”
Then, fuming with anger, Song Kefeng left the scene. Seeing that there was still half an hour until midnight, he needed to have one more battle. With a determined spirit, he requested a battle with Yang Heigou, only to receive a rejection this time instead of no response?!
Song Kefeng instantly became spirited and was about to send a voice message to provoke Yang Heigou before challenging him again. But the next second, he received a proactive battle request from Mei BaiWan.
Song Kefeng stroked his chin, feeling that even if he couldn’t deal with Mo Yang, that black dog, he could at least teach the pretentious Doctor Wan a lesson. After all, he had been an underachiever during his school days, accumulating a lot of resentment towards geniuses like Wan Mei who excelled in everything.
Venting out some frustration would be beneficial for his mental and physical health.
So, Song Kefeng eagerly clicked “Yes.”
As both of them had battled before, they started the match directly.
However, Captain Song didn’t make the first move, he just grinned while looking at the man in the white lab coat across from him.
“Dr. Wan, I admire your courage in taking the initiative to challenge me. Don’t worry, I’ll be gentler now, and I won’t make you doubt your life too much.”
Wan Mei, with a satisfied expression on his face, replied with equal excitement, “Very well. I hope you won’t disappoint me.”
At that moment, Song Kefeng felt that something wasn’t quite right. He had already determined that Wan Mei was a dangerous person in the Great Escape Game, and after looking at his information, he knew that this guy must have learned some military combat techniques.
He used to think that Wan Mei’s danger came from his combat skills, but now, looking at this guy who seemed completely content and relaxed, he had a hunch that he shouldn’t underestimate him. Otherwise, he might end up in big trouble.
Song Kefeng composed himself, cautiously observing Wan Mei.
Wan Mei remained motionless, with vulnerabilities all over his body.
Song Kefeng furrowed his brow and tentatively leaped to the side, trying to kick Wan Mei’s leg. But just before his leg reached Wan Mei, the man precisely shifted his body, completely dodging the kick.
After landing, Song Kefeng didn’t hesitate and threw a second kick, simultaneously aiming a right punch toward Wan Mei’s chin. However, Wan Mei, with minimal movements, accurately avoided his attacks and even countered with a punch, which landed precisely three inches above his right abdomen, hitting an essential acupoint!
Song Kefeng felt intense pain, but he quickly retreated three steps, not letting himself become as defenseless as Bloody Sweetie when facing Wan Mei.
But this exchange was enough for Song Kefeng to realize that he faced a formidable opponent. He touched the still-aching spot and his expression became extremely serious.
This Dr. Wan was not ordinary, indeed.
“…Tsk, Dr. Wan, can you tell me if that punch just now was pure luck?” That punch seemed like he voluntarily offered himself to be hit. If it was just a coincidence, he would still have confidence in this battle. However, if this guy had planned it all in advance, then this one-on-one fight after becoming a detective might become a fierce struggle.
Wan Mei was also somewhat surprised that Song Kefeng could retreat so quickly. From this point alone, he could confirm that Song Kefeng’s speed, strength, and agility surpassed his own Black Dog. If it was Mo Yang who fought him, there would be no way for him to survive for 10 minutes under Song Kefeng’s hands.
Thinking of this, he chuckled, making Song Kefeng even more annoyed. This lively and spirited high-quality specimen was truly something else.
“Guess.”
Song Kefeng’s mouth twitched, feeling that researchers weren’t good people after all. He had previously taken down a drug trafficking gang, and the drug producer there felt somewhat similar to Wan Mei, making people’s hair stand on end just by looking into their eyes.
But in comparison, Dr. Wan’s offensive power had multiplied.
“You want me to guess? I’ll find out by trying!!” Taking a deep breath, Captain Song was unfazed. So what if he encountered such a strong opponent like Wan Mei? In his dictionary, there was never the word “surrender”!!
Thus, the following attacks from Song Kefeng became even more vigorous and swift. His imposing aura was like that of a fierce tiger, enough to make anyone facing him shudder in fear.
Each attack carried great force, showcasing his formidable strength and speed. If it were anyone else, they would have been knocked down by him already. However, he faced Wan Mei, who had calculated his movements to the extreme and mastered the weak points of the human body.
As a result, he could hardly hit his target with every attack and even seemed to “accidentally” run into Wan Mei’s fists or kicks from time to time.
After a high-intensity ten-minute battle, Song Kefeng was already panting, covered in sweat. On the other hand, Wan Mei’s forehead was slightly sweaty, and his eyes seemed to shine even brighter.
Currently, Song Kefeng’s life points were 353/300, reduced by 104. He couldn’t believe that, even with his continuous attacks, he was at such a disadvantage. He coldly wiped the sweat off his forehead and then grinned at Wan Mei.
“Dr. Wan, I take back what I said earlier. You’re really amazing. If you didn’t have those eyes for Mo Yang, didn’t enjoy researching all kinds of stuff and constantly testing the boundaries of the law, I would truly admire you. However, right now, I still think you need a good beating. If I can’t hit you, I won’t be content. So be careful, Dr. Wan!!”
At the moment when those three words were uttered, Song Kefeng lunged toward Wan Mei with a speed he had never reached before. Even though Wan Mei had anticipated his attack, the difference in their physical capabilities finally showed, and he was successfully knocked away by Song Kefeng’s punch.
Excitedly, he heard 110 informing him that his speed cap had increased by +1, reaching 36, causing him to burst into laughter! Though it was just one punch, the feeling of hitting a genius was simply satisfying and exhilarating!
However, halfway through his celebration, he suddenly felt intense pain throughout his body, and before he could react, he collapsed to the ground. Song Kefeng was horrified to find that his body was paralyzed and unable to move?!
By the time Wan Mei, who had lost three-fifths of his life from that single punch, climbed to his feet while clutching his abdomen, he wore a sinister smile as he approached Song Kefeng.
“Cough, huff… Although it’s been a bit troublesome, you’ve finally become part of my experiment.”
Song Kefeng: “????!!!!!!”
“I believe you’ll be the best specimen I’ve encountered so far. So, where should we begin?”
Song Kefeng: “!!!!!!” Damn, only now do I understand why this mad scientist is dangerous! He’s a research maniac who’d dissect me even if it cost him his life!!
And at this moment, after enduring for an hour and a half, Mo Yang who had to complete the task of battling two people before going to sleep, looked at the teary-eyed beauty Jade Qilin in front of him.
With a cold expression, he said: “I’m sorry, I already have a boyfriend. Although I really want to beat him up right now, unfortunately, I can’t defeat him. So, let’s hurry up and finish the fight so I can go to sleep.” My waist and butt hurt, you know.
Jade Qilin: “…” You damn gay!! Is everything going haywire today?! Why is it either a single dog or a gay? Can’t I meet a normal person?!
Author’s note –
Hahaha, I had fun writing this chapter. Muah muah. The plot will progress in the next chapter.
Song Kefeng: Can I still be saved? Let me go!!
The Great Demon King: Conquering my beloved dog brings me joy, and so does dissection.
Mo Yang: Although it was fine, I feel like I can counterattack again!!
Jade Qilin: I shouldn’t have appeared in this chapter or world at all!!! Ugh!
Ahahah, this woman
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Ayy feeling a little sorry for Officer song but oh well🤭
His butt and waist HURTS?? (Must be from strenuous use and lascivious activity hehe☺️.)