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Awakened by the urge to pee, Wei Xuan opened his eyes and upon seeing what was in front of him, he had a feeling that he wouldn’t be able to fall back asleep anytime soon.

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Because there was something quite familiar to him at such a close distance, even too close for him to see clearly.

 

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As his brain gradually woke up and he realized the situation, his previously drowsy mind suddenly became alert.

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How did Du Hang end up so close?

 

Wait, is he pressing his face against mine?

 

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No, wait! I seem to be lying on my back right now? Then why is his face right in front of mine?

 

Hmm? I feel like I can’t open my mouth?

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…My neck and shoulders feel stiff, like the stiffness that comes from sleeping too deeply and not moving all night.

 

…Why does this situation feel so familiar? It’s almost like a scene from before I fell asleep.

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Wei Xuan lay on the bed, silently coming to his senses for a while until he noticed Du Hang’s eyes on him after realizing he was awake. 

 

He continued to stare back until the urge to use the bathroom overcame him. Wei Xuan then pushed Du Hang’s shoulder with a stiff expression and quickly headed to the cold living room before rushing into the bathroom.

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Following behind Wei Xuan was Du Hang, his darling, and his exclusive label of being a “zombie-like pervert”. Du Hang patiently waited for Wei Xuan outside the bathroom like a good boy.

 

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After finally relieving himself, Wei Xuan looked at himself in the mirror and made sure his lips and teeth weren’t flattened or broken before walking out with a black line on his face. 

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He looked at Du Hang who was waiting by the door and was about to say something, but Du Hang suddenly bent down and covered his mouth because they were face to face.

 

Wei Xuan helplessly rolled his eyes, paused for a moment, then took a step back and turned his head to poke Du Hang’s chest with force. 

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“Are you going to silence me from now on? Every time I want to say something to you, do I have to come over and shut my mouth?”

 

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Especially now that his sudden increase in interest actually made Wei Xuan quite satisfied…

 

So Wei Xuan just held Du Hang’s hand and walked back to the bedroom together. After Du Hang lay down in the standard pillow posture, Wei Xuan held him down and prevented him from moving around, then lay down on his side and faced him.

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As expected, Du Hang came over again at this point, but because they were both lying on their sides, he didn’t have to use that weird posture from before.

 

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Wei Xuan couldn’t speak at the moment, so he just raised his hand and lightly slid it over Du Hang’s slightly hard cheek.

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Did this guy maintain that weird posture since Wei Xuan fell asleep earlier?

 

If he keeps this up all night, what if his neck becomes fixed in some weird position that can’t be changed back, like that one bone that didn’t heal properly in his past life?

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So Wei Xuan just made do with it and adjusted his posture early on to avoid any strange situations…

 

In fact, the reason why Du Hang did not get corrected in time after some strange changes appeared and instead developed towards a more extreme direction was completely because Wei Xuan spoiled him!

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From start to finish, he had no intention of correcting Du Hang’s behavior, but instead chose to indulge him in ways that both of them could accept. If Du Hang could become more normal, then that would be strange!

 

When Wei Xuan woke up for the first time, he was only concerned with Du Hang’s weird sleeping posture and did not pay attention to other issues.

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So, it wasn’t until he woke up for the second time, completely, that he realized: “It really did snow. No wonder I felt extra cold when I woke up earlier.”

 

Outside the window was a landscape dressed in silver and white. This sight was not particularly rare for Wei Xuan because, before this real snow, there had already been three strange snows that looked no different from each other on the surface.

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Watching the zombies in the community wander around in the heavy snow, Wei Xuan could tell that this was a very normal snow, not like the previous strange snow.

 

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However, in the heavy snow, the zombies outside seemed to have significantly reduced mobility and their wandering movements became more sluggish.

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This seemed to be due to some aspect of their bodily functions that reduced their mobility in the cold.

 

But even so, if a human breath appeared, they could still explode with astonishing and terrifying power. 

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Therefore, even if someone thought they could go out and collect supplies in the winter snow, once they really attracted the zombies, they would only get the same result as going out in any other season.

 

But just as zombies initially had slower reactions at night, these zombies would also stiffen for a moment when suddenly facing humans in the winter, which was enough for some powerful individuals to take advantage of. As long as the ice and snow didn’t have any effect on those with abilities and ordinary members of the team.

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The snow outside was now falling heavily, with a thin layer already formed, and the snowflakes falling from the sky were like torn cotton, fluttering down in clumps and pieces.

 

Wei Xuan watched the snow for a while with Du Hang before getting up to wash and prepare breakfast.

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He made a big bowl of milk powder and heated a serving of preserved vegetables and shredded pork with rice. Wei Xuan ate this warm breakfast while looking out the window, milk and instant rice didn’t really go together, but who made him feel cold all over when he woke up and saw the heavy snow? So he had to drink something hot.

 

Abandoning breakfast, he saw the snow still falling heavily outside, and after much consideration, he decided to take a stroll outside.

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First, he found Uncle Du, who was slowly and persistently pacing around the neighborhood, and fed him a few snowflakes before hurrying to the small nest of the zombie couple.

 

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Perhaps due to the cold weather, the two fellows who usually enjoyed the scenery were not sitting by the pink bed as usual, but instead were lying directly on it!

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Seeing this eye-catching pink bed and the two guys lying on it, who had been lying there for a long time without enjoying the scenery, Wei Xuan rolled his eyes and checked their snowflake count, adding some more before closing the window for them.

 

Even though the wind wasn’t strong during the snowfall, there was still some wind, and snow had already blown into the room and accumulated into a small pile on the inside of the window.

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Moreover, due to the low temperature in the room, the pile of snow showed no signs of melting.

 

Wei Xuan first added snowflakes for the zombie couple, then closed the window for them, and finally used a broom and mop to clean up the snow on the floor before leaving. 

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Before leaving, he looked at the two of them who were still lying on the pink bed and said: “This snowfall is heavy, and we may not come here often. We’ve added snowflakes for you, so enjoy it slowly.”

 

Wei Xuan, who had become the zombie’s servant by his own choice, did not receive any appreciation or feedback from the two of them. They didn’t even spare them a glance as they left.

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Feeling like he had asked for trouble, Wei Xuan could only be disappointed and took his well-behaved and affectionate dog, Du Hang, downstairs to go home. 

 

On the way back, he took the opportunity to bring Du Hang’s father to their apartment building and, after some thought, tied a rope around his waist and the doorknob of the front door.

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There’s no way around it. Who made Du’s father unable to stay in the room? Now this can be considered a compromise for both parties. It allows the old man to wander outside without going too far – on snowy days, Wei Xuan doesn’t want to go all over the neighborhood looking for Du Hang’s father!

 

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After dealing with these things, Wei Xuan finally breathed a sigh of relief and prepared to stay at home for a few days.

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As he had previously considered, he didn’t need to rush to collect the snow outside. He just needed to find clean snow when he needed it and melt it for use.

 

The safety issue in the neighborhood also didn’t need to be too worried about for now. Once the paths of the zombies outside were fixed, any unexpected situation could easily be noticed in this snowy weather.

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Therefore, Wei Xuan only needs to worry about electricity usage at home during continuous cloudy days. Other than that… just stay at home.

 


 

As most people entered hibernation mode, even the residents of the official survivor bases began to huddle in their own homes, unwilling to venture outside and preparing to endure the winter. The leaders of each base finally reached a consensus on the operation to be launched next spring. HsawDF

 

Although the snow had affected people’s movement and tasks such as going into the city to search for supplies, teams, and vehicles were rushing on relatively good suburban roads, departing from different bases and converging towards a few designated locations.

 

What made these people slightly relaxed was that, perhaps due to the heavy snow, the zombies lurking in various city areas did not rush out from afar as they usually did, providing them with maximum convenience this time. VWOi v

 

They would concentrate their forces at a few bases and wait for spring to come, then advance towards the former military bases and seize those critically important weapons and supplies. Then, humanity would be able to reclaim their former territories!

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6 comments

  1. HUM. Somehow, I feel like those guys in the human bases are going to be disappointed 😅

    Thank you for the update!

  2. Mmm, why am I wants to see a snow??? It’s the middle of the May!!!

    Thank you for your translation 💝💝💝💝💝💝💝💝💝💝💝💝💝💝💝💝💝💝💝💝💝💝💝💝💝💝💝💝💝💝💝💝💝💝💝💝💝

  3. Maybe cities will be bombed, but perhaps T City won’t be? There’s no way that Wei Xuan forgot or didn’t know that a city got destroyed on such a scale.