Du Hang obediently waited by the large table for Wei Xuan to finish eating and drinking. At this moment, he saw that Wei Xuan had entered the “stiff corpse” mode and got up very obediently, cleaning up the dishes and utensils on the table, and piling them all up in the kitchen.
After that strange snowfall, Du Hang had acquired some practical skills, and washing dishes was currently the most useful skill that Wei Xuan had discovered. At this moment, Wei Xuan leaned back on the large soft pillow on the bed, looking at Du Hang swiftly tidying up the table with great satisfaction.
Having such an obedient and well-behaved zombie husband at home was definitely a great blessing for him.
Before long, Du Hang had cleared away all the pots, pans, and utensils from the table. Wei Xuan had no hurry to wash those dishes, nor did he delve deeper into developing Du Hang’s dishwashing skills. He had tried it once a few days ago, but that time Du Hang had crushed three plates, four bowls, and inadvertently bent two metal spoons while also accidentally breaking three chopsticks during the dishwashing process.
Although Wei Xuan thought that with more training, Du Hang could eventually master the right amount of force and ensure the safety of the tableware, how many pots, pans, and utensils in their home would have to be sacrificed before that happened?
With that in mind, Wei Xuan felt that it was easier to do it himself, especially since he had found not just one dishwasher while tidying up. Well, actually, the dishwasher was the main reason he decided to spare Du Hang, as he himself was too lazy to wash dishes.
Skipping this issue, Wei Xuan, with a belly that looked like it could give birth at any moment, struggled to get up from the big round table and made his way to the bathroom to wash his hands. After washing his hands, as he passed by the living room window, he glanced outside and couldn’t help but exclaim, “This snowfall is really heavy…”
His exclamation was followed by the realization that something was peculiar down below. His zombie brothers were still wandering back and forth on the road in the community, but they were now carrying pots and pans on their heads. Wei Xuan couldn’t tell if they were trying to avoid the snow or collect it using this method.
He couldn’t help but twitch the corners of his mouth a couple of times. He suddenly remembered that although he had told them not to clutter the open space with random stuff and that there was no need to bring in any new items, he might not have explicitly told them not to carry pots on their heads when it snowed or rained. So, were they still acting based on their old habits?
Thinking about it, if he were to go out now, would those zombies, who had become more talkative and acquired more vocabulary, point at him and say, “Pregnant”? It was possible!
Lost in his thoughts, Wei Xuan suddenly saw one of the zombies noticing that the large pot on its head was already full. It turned and walked towards the roadside, dumping the snow it had collected onto the greenbelt on the side of the road, then came back to carry the pot again.
Well, even if the snow fell heavily, their antics wouldn’t cause any major problems. He could deal with it tomorrow, right?
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Wei Xuan, full and content, ignored the entertainment activities of his zombie brothers downstairs. They were just wandering around the community as usual, and dealing with the snow and rain provided him with something to do to pass the time.
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Similarly, Wei Xuan had tried to teach Du Hang how to play video games, but he seemed unable to correlate the buttons on the controller with the characters on the TV screen. After two attempts, Wei Xuan gave up for the time being.
Wei Xuan realized that even he could accidentally drop the controller, and if he used it to teach Du Hang… he might not have enough controllers left after this.
The enjoyable game session continued until it was completely dark outside. Wei Xuan finally put away the gaming equipment, praised Du Hang for completing three puzzles, and with a slightly smaller belly, went to freshen up and go to bed.
Leaning against Du Hang in his embrace, Wei Xuan closed his eyes and thought about whether there was anything he needed to do recently. He was too lazy to turn on the light and flip through his little notebook, so he let his brain quickly ponder his community’s resources and the current situation. To his surprise, he found something that needed to be done.
“All those ice cellars shouldn’t go to waste… and there are so many containers and stored water at home, and it’s snowing outside!”
Thinking about the pile of underground ice cellars that his zombie brothers had built while he was in a deep sleep, Wei Xuan suddenly became energetic.
Before, when he went into a deep sleep, he had frozen a room full of ice, and most of it was still frozen when he woke up! It was only because he was worried that the water left over from the melting ice might not be of good quality and that there was too much stored water in the community that he had emptied them.
Now, the amount of water stored at home was too exaggerated, and if he didn’t do something about it, all that water would definitely freeze into ice and might cause the containers to crack. He needed to freeze it in suitable containers and store it in the ice cellars to ensure its long-term preservation.
This way, even if some of the containers cracked during freezing, they would last longer when stored in the ice cellars.
Thinking about this, he finally found a task that would allow him to keep his idle zombie brothers busy without having to go far from home. Wei Xuan was quite satisfied with this idea.
Raising his hand to embrace Du Hang’s neck, he excitedly leaned in to kiss his lips. “Let’s get busy tomorrow, or else if the temperature keeps dropping, all our water at home will freeze, and then…”
Wei Xuan had initially just brought his lips close to Du Hang’s for a kiss, but Du Hang, who had eagerly responded, quickly reciprocated by reaching out to embrace him and deepening the kiss.
During the kiss, Wei Xuan subconsciously pressed his body against Du Hang’s and nuzzled him. It should be noted that he was no longer too full to move, so being this close to someone didn’t make him uncomfortable.
Just when he thought this intimate moment would proceed as usual, with some cuddling and kissing leading to Du Hang assisting him in various ways, something caught his attention as he rubbed against Du Hang.
“…What’s going on?”
Wei Xuan asked, feeling that he had touched something familiar, but the sensation was not very clear through the fabric. As a man, he instinctively realized that something was amiss.
He had lived with Du Hang for over three years, and he had sneakily “checked” many parts of Du Hang’s body during showers. So Wei Xuan was well aware that Du Hang had all the necessary parts, but some of them seemed to be just for show.
But now… was what he had touched…?
Before he could reach out to confirm whether he was mistaken, Wei Xuan, who had adjusted to the darkness in the room, saw Du Hang’s face up close.
Du Hang’s expression was as calm as ever, but there seemed to be a light in his eyes. It was a strange light, and Wei Xuan couldn’t discern any emotions in Du Hang at this moment. However, he felt that the light in Du Hang’s eyes was getting brighter and more dazzling.
Just as Wei Xuan was lost in thought, Du Hang, who had been lying next to him on the bed, suddenly moved. He flipped over and pressed down on top of Wei Xuan.
With his limbs supporting him on the sides, Wei Xuan didn’t feel Du Hang’s weight as too heavy, but even so, the sensation of being pressed from top made him swallow unconsciously.
“…Du Hang?”
Du Hang didn’t answer; he just silently looked down at the person beneath him in the darkness, then slowly lowered his head and kissed him.
What kind of feeling was this? Du Hang wasn’t sure, he couldn’t describe it, but he knew very clearly what he wanted to do, what he needed to do to make himself clearer and have this person completely.
From the moment he saw this world clearly, from the moment he truly felt this world, this person had an inexplicable attraction that made him unwilling to leave his side.
He wanted to get close to him, be intimate with him, be near him. Even though Du Hang couldn’t find the answer for a long time, he firmly believed that as long as he stayed by Wei Xuan’s side and got closer to him, he would eventually get what he wanted.
And now, he felt intensely that by taking one step further, he could completely obtain that answer. The answer that being close to this person could make something in his chest beat, make him feel warmth, and allow him to finally calm down without chasing after those alluring “food.” Everything that was happening was what he had brought to himself.
In the midst of being kissed and feeling somewhat dizzy, Wei Xuan’s mind suddenly flashed with a few untimely thoughts:
– Is today finally the end of my two-lifetime-long virginity?
– Wait, I ate quite a bit today, could that affect certain activities later?
– Hold on, why is it that both times the first intimate encounter of this passionate love affair happened after I ate to the point of being stuffed? Could this be the fabled “Full Stomach Lust”?
– But if things really happen today, I won’t be able to go deal with the ice cellars tomorrow…
– No, no, no, I’m already a zombie now, so recovery should be easier after… that. Wait a second, we haven’t done any lubrication yet!!
That. THAT. I really love how his brain works xD thank you for the chapters !
Thanks for the update
Sooooo….full alert or just the engine restarting?…. Can’t wait for the next update 🤣❤️🤣❤️🤣❤️🔥🔥🔥👀🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
An amazing cliffhanger!!❤️❤️❤️
Oh I was wrong. Sorry. Thought the lines ‘unspeakable things in bathroom’ is that but I guess it is not. Sorry.