With a confused look on his face, Wei Xuan stood at the entrance of his residential complex. The familiar faces wandering nearby were none other than the legion of security guard zombies.
Looking up, he saw a dazzling starry sky, with only a few clouds, making the starlight even more beautiful. Lowering his head, he rolled up his sleeve and checked his wristwatch. It was 10:27 p.m.
“…So, we’re back now? On the day we were supposed to leave, it took less than half an hour to get back to our doorstep??” Wei Xuan took a deep breath and turned to look at Du Hang.
Before he could say anything or figure out what to say, his Du Hang instinctively leaned toward him and covered his mouth.
Well, considering that Du Hang had just carried him around for half a day, he could endure a bit longer in this cold wind. It could be considered a reward for him.
Raising his hand to embrace Du Hang’s neck, the two of them kissed passionately for over half an hour amidst the chilly breeze. Only then did they hold hands and return to their home.
“Unfortunately, there’s no way to be sure if wherever you want to go, you can take me there. What if we accidentally take the wrong path… And those two, I wonder if they have the same level of mobility as you.” Wei Xuan gently pushed Du Hang to the edge of the bed, his face filled with uncontrollable excitement.
Although he wanted to conduct experiments right away, they had just returned home, and it was quite cold outside these past few days. Even if he wanted to experiment, he had to wait a couple more days.
Should he try during their next trip to the warehouse? Or should he wait a little longer?
Perhaps the journey back was too swift, or maybe the feeling of being carried by Du Hang was too enjoyable. Wei Xuan’s biological clock was completely disrupted, and he was incredibly excited. After changing his clothes, he started bustling around the room.
In fact, what those two crazy people said was not entirely wrong. If they could really plant crops that could be used as weapons all over the city, even if they didn’t carry those “weapons” with them when they went out, or if they ran out of weapons halfway, they could easily pick up replacements from the roadside. They would always find alternatives.
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Wei Xuan wanted convenience during their outings, but he also considered safety. Especially now, with all four of them tied together by a rope, any accidents along the way could potentially snag the rope, which would be difficult to handle.
After resting and tinkering around at home for two days, taking advantage of the clear weather that seemed unlikely to change in the short term, Wei Xuan once again prepared himself and pulled Du Hang along. They fed Du Hang’s father and then arrived at their neighbor’s door next door.
Wei Xuan had been to this neighbor’s house twice in the past two days. During one visit, he encountered the two zombies indulging in affection on the bed. Fortunately, this time, the two of them were standing by the window, enjoying the scenery.
“Let’s go.” Seeing the two zombies enjoying the view by the window, Wei Xuan breathed a sigh of relief. He took a step forward, making sure they had no hostile intentions towards him. Then he took out a rope and tied it around the arm of the taller male zombie.
Wei Xuan was more familiar with the taller zombie among the two. So, if he needed to take them out, he naturally targeted this one first.
The tall zombie didn’t react when the two of them entered. He had gotten used to it. However, as Du Hang approached him, they exchanged glances as they had become accustomed to doing.
What pleased Wei Xuan was that although these two still exchanged glances, they no longer growled or showed any signs of starting a fight.
With one in front and two behind, the group walked out of the building and through the entrance of the residential complex, forming a mighty procession.
Although the two zombies, who hadn’t been outside for a long time, didn’t show any noticeable changes, they occasionally slipped on the snowy ground when they first stepped out.
However, Wei Xuan was pleasantly surprised to see that they quickly learned how to walk on snow and not slip. Their walking speed also increased, and they were able to keep up with Wei Xuan and Du Hang, no matter how fast they walked.
With a faint and indescribable sentiment in his heart, Wei Xuan continued leading the way towards their destination. This time, their outing took them to Warehouse Street, which was farther than the place where those two lunatics lived. They walked for two and a half nights before finally reaching their target location.
Finding the tallest building nearby, they took a temporary rest. Wei Xuan carefully observed the surrounding buildings before the break of dawn, making sure there were no lights or signs of people nearby. Once the daylight arrived, he took his three companions and swayed onto the street.
There were already a large number of zombies in the vicinity of Warehouse Street, and once the number of zombies increased, if even one of them awakened, it would awaken all the zombies on the street!
Therefore, this street was different from others nearby. From a distance, one could see the zombies bustling about, turning around and wandering. And Wei Xuan suspected that those two guys might have been here after the snowfall. If those two had come, the zombies here wouldn’t have been able to sleep.
“Today, we’re starting a big shopping spree!” Wei Xuan rolled up his overly long sleeves and his eyes sparkled with excitement as he started browsing the street.
During his previous visit, Wei Xuan had roughly surveyed the warehouses in the area, but he wasn’t clear about the specific contents of each warehouse. This time, he brought along a homemade metal basket, similar to the one Du Hang used for carrying water.
Wei Xuan had made some modifications to the metal basket, adding a layer of waterproofing and canvas, so it could hold many things without worrying about them getting damaged.
Beneath the basket, he could also hang a few bags to increase the usable space.
When they arrived, the three zombies folded the oversized backpacks and placed them inside the metal basket. However, when they returned, Wei Xuan would have them carry the backpacks in front of them and the metal basket behind them, maximizing the zombies’ superhuman strength during this outing.
“These warehouses are filled with various bottled pickles, fermented tofu, and condiments from a certain brand,” Wei Xuan took out a notebook and prepared to record everything in detail before deciding which items to take for themselves. Of course, if he came across something particularly appealing or useful, he would pack it immediately.
It took half a day to walk from one end of the street to the other, which almost messed up Wei Xuan’s biological clock.
After finding a warehouse with a bed inside, Wei Xuan closed the warehouse door and could finally take a short rest, using his solar-powered flashlight to see. He pulled out his notebook and checked the distribution map he had drawn, along with the specific contents of each warehouse. He began planning what items to take from which warehouse tomorrow.
“Tomorrow, let’s start from the end and work our way back, taking everything along the way. If we’re fast enough, we can finish the task and head back as soon as it gets dark,” Wei Xuan decided that if necessary, they would endure a little longer and gather all the items before it got dark. That way, they could be more proactive, avoiding any unforeseen circumstances that might occur during the night.
After making his decision, Wei Xuan raised his head to stretch his neck, but to his surprise, he came face-to-face with Du Hang, who had come over to cuddle. As a habit, Wei Xuan closed his eyes and leaned his neck towards Du Hang, and they stayed that way for quite some time before separating.
When Wei Xuan reached out to grab the backpack and take out a blanket, he suddenly locked eyes with the two pairs of eyes from the other side.
Yes, two pairs of eyes. Usually, when Wei Xuan and Du Hang did something together, only the taller zombie paid attention. But now, even the shorter one was watching them cuddle…
“Cough, let’s sleep.” Last time, when Wei Xuan tried to cuddle in front of those two lunatics, he didn’t get the expected reaction, which left him emotionally wounded.
But now, he received a similar response to that of humans when they see a gay couple showing affection. It made him feel even more uncomfortable. Shouldn’t onlookers gossip, be surprised, or show interest in such behavior? Why were the zombies behaving like they were witnessing something novel?
Du Hang showed no reaction to their normal behavior being watched, just like he usually did. So, when Wei Xuan lay down and pushed him away, but he couldn’t be pushed back, he simply gave up resisting and closed his eyes to sleep.
As for those two onlookers… they could do whatever they wanted. Wasn’t it fine if he didn’t bother with them? After all, they didn’t need his influence to learn bad things! How many times had Wei Xuan prevented them from leaving the bed before?!
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Thanks for the chapter!
Wei Xuan: Am I teaching my zombies bad things?
Wei Xuan, looking down at his rope: No, wait, clearly they’re the ones that influenced me!
Soooooo….. these zombies are either rapt pupils or voyeurs. 😆
I do hope that the fire woman and the healing man have a good outcome with their zombies as well.