In a tall building with over sixty floors, two people were sitting in a room on the fifty-eighth floor. Behind them, two zombies were tightly bound with layers of thick ropes on the sofas.
One of the zombies was a teenager of about fifteen years old, while the other was a beautiful girl in her twenties. If it weren’t for their currently ferocious and aggressive expressions, and their constant struggling in place, once they calmed down, they would definitely appear as quiet young boys and innocent college girls.
Unfortunately, it was the end of the world, and they both had unfortunately become zombies.
Actually, under normal circumstances, their reactions wouldn’t be this intense.
Even when they were brought together with their respective owners, at most, they would just roar a few times and stare fiercely and greedily at the living people in the room. But now, the stimuli were a bit too much for the zombies to handle.
Cheng Ma had already removed layer after layer of thick outerwear, revealing a half-grown arm that had much fairer skin color than the rest of her body.
Bai Guangnan, on the other hand, was already sweating, actively absorbing energy from the snowflakes while treating Cheng Ma.
They were now partners, although even they didn’t know why they inexplicably became partners and stayed together. But looking at the zombies behind them, it was probably the trend to find ways to stay together and help each other by living closer to each other.
At this moment, Bai Guangnan had his hands placed on Cheng Ma’s severed arm.
Amidst the flickering white light, that arm, which had already completely closed off, gradually started to change bit by bit. It slowly grew from just half an arm to an elbow, forearm, and wrist…
“Wow! It’s actually completely healed!” Cheng Ma excitedly lifted her newly fully grown arm, which had a different shade than the rest of her body, and clenched her fist, waving it around and spinning in a circle.
Bai Guangnan simply leaned back, resting against the edge of the sofa behind him, causing his zombie girlfriend, who he had placed on the sofa, to roar excitedly, extending her neck with a wide-open mouth, trying to take a few bites of flesh from him.
“So snowflakes can really be used like this…”
Cheng Ma thoroughly examined the health of her arm through a series of tests.
After completing all the tests, she excitedly started layering herself with sweaters, coats, and other clothing, there was no other way since even though there was a fireplace in the room, the temperature was still quite low.
While dressing, Cheng Ma casually said: “Potato had a point.”
After all, he was the person who discovered that potatoes could be grown and even planted potatoes throughout the city. He should be quite clever, right?
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“We should thank him next time.”
Cheng Ma nodded and finally finished putting on layer after layer of clothing.
She turned to look at her son, who was eagerly synchronizing with the female zombie on the opposite sofa, extending his neck and glaring at her. He looked very healthy and lively. Then she turned to Bai Guangnan and asked: “Can he grow those seeds?”
Bai Guangnan scratched his head: “I don’t know, but since he can grow potatoes so well, he should be able to grow them, right? Ah, that guy is a bit silly.”
Cheng Ma was puzzled. “Why silly? I thought he was quite clever.”
Bai Guangnan said seriously: “Is it not silly to only know how to grow potatoes and not eat anything else? Hey, if we don’t remind him, what if he eats potatoes every day and develops problems?”
Cheng Ma suddenly realized: “Right! When we checked after he went to the warehouse, he only took a few things. Does he not like to eat meat?”
“Being picky can lead to malnutrition!”
“And it can lead to poor health!”
“That’s why I say he’s a bit silly. But his zombie at home seems to be in good shape, strong, and protective of him. I wish my Ruoxin could be like that too.”
As he spoke, Bai Guangnan seemed to remember something and quickly turned his head with a gentle expression, reaching out to lightly touch his girlfriend’s face, as if wanting to touch her cheek.
His girlfriend zombie received his affectionate gesture and opened her pale pink lips, biting down on his hand…
“Ruoxin is weak, and she’s a girl. In the past, she couldn’t carry the water for long when fetching it. Of course, she wouldn’t be like that big silly one.”
Before Bai Guangnan could finish his sentence, his gentle girlfriend had already torn off a piece of flesh from his palm.
Cheng Ma, as if she hadn’t seen this scene, looked at her son again. “I don’t expect Xiao Cheng to actively come out and protect Mom, but if he could turn back, Mom won’t force you to study or do homework anymore…”
In the room shared by Cheng Ma and her son, there were piles and piles of comics, novels, game consoles, and game discs collected from who knows where. These were the main things she collected besides food whenever she went out.
Although her son couldn’t read or play with these things yet, she would read novels to him when they had nothing else to do.
Before the apocalypse, she didn’t allow him to see these things that would distract him from his studies or play these games that would hinder his learning.
But now, as long as he could recover, she wouldn’t care anymore, wouldn’t care about anything. Whatever he liked, whatever he wanted, she would get it for him…
The room, which was usually used for family meetings, fell silent for a moment. Apart from the roaring and swallowing sounds of the two zombies, there was only the faint white glow of healing light continuously flickering…
Unaware that he had been regarded as a “fool” and “a bit silly” by the two crazies, Wei Xuan had a good night’s sleep.
Holding onto Du Hang as his pillow, Wei Xuan slept until midnight before waking up. He still felt sore all over, walking in that posture during their outings these past few days really exercised his body, causing pain in almost every part from top to bottom.
The pain persisted even now, and upon waking up, Wei Xuan could deeply feel the lingering pain from the stretching and tearing in his inner thighs and waist.
“Sigh… I won’t go again next time,” Wei Xuan muttered in a low voice.
He could clearly feel something pressing against his face at this moment, and Du Hang’s lips were right in front of him. However, due to the dim lighting in the room and their close proximity, he couldn’t see Du Hang’s face at all or whether Du Hang had opened his eyes.
While he was murmuring softly and his lips unconsciously moved, it seemed that the Du Hang who had been quietly pressed against his face also moved.
Wei Xuan felt that the lips pressed against his own also opened and closed slightly.
“What’s going on?” Du Hang had never spoken before, nor had he randomly opened his mouth when there were no enemies or living people around except for when Wei Xuan was feeding him.
So… did Du Hang really open and close his mouth just now?! Or was it just his mistaken perception?
Wei Xuan immediately froze in place, his hands searching around in the warm duvet near the pillow. He grabbed the solar-powered flashlight and turned it on, shining it on the face that was barely touching his own.
Just like usual, Du Hang’s flat and almost lifeless face was facing him, with unblinking eyes. And his lips were firmly pressed against Wei Xuan’s, not moving.
After his eyes adjusted to the light, Wei Xuan silently looked at the person in front of him, and his pounding heart gradually calmed down.
“Du Hang, did you try to speak just now?”
Du Hang didn’t move. His lips didn’t move, and his eyes didn’t blink.
“Could it be that I was mistaken?” Wei Xuan felt a faint sense of disappointment rising in his heart, but it didn’t matter. He could take things step by step, little by little.
Whether or not Du Hang could speak was really not a big deal. Yes, even if he never spoke in his entire life, as long as he could accompany Wei Xuan like this, it would be enough.
“It’s okay, it doesn’t matter. Maybe you accidentally moved your lips, that’s normal. You often imitate me in everyday things, right? When we walk or move things, there have been times when I purposely put you in a certain posture…”
Perhaps it was because they were tightly pressed together, or perhaps Du Hang was really imitating him. As Wei Xuan continued to whisper in this intimate position, Du Hang’s lips suddenly moved again.
It was a simple opening and closing, but the feeling instantly conveyed itself to Wei Xuan.
He widened his eyes in astonishment as he looked at the person in front of him, then burst into laughter once more.
Du Hang didn’t make any sound, but Wei Xuan knew his vocal cords were fine—his roaring at the birds that flew by and the occasional low growl when encountering humans proved that Du Hang’s vocal cords were in perfect condition.
Even if Du Hang could never grasp the human language and the way of speaking again, as long as he made the effort to imitate and mimic Wei Xuan, Wei Xuan would never find fault with him.
So Wei Xuan stopped making any sounds as well. He wrapped his hands around Du Hang’s neck, gently stroking his hair and back from behind. Then he opened and closed his mouth without making any sound, teaching Du Hang to imitate his movements.
And Du Hang, giving him face, actually learned to mimic his movements, opening and closing his mouth like a whisper between lovers.
Originally, Wei Xuan had no intention of making the teaching session so ambiguous, and the only difference from the kisses shared between lovers before the apocalypse was that their lips didn’t actually touch, only maintaining a state of lip-to-lip contact for the time being.
At this moment, he even forgot that Du Hang was a zombie, and if he accidentally ingested the other’s saliva, he would instantly turn into a zombie himself.
He just held onto him, repeating this action, feeling his response until… an urgent need snapped him back to reality, and he hastily crawled to the bathroom to take care of personal matters, putting an end to this behavior that would definitely give him chills when he thought about it later.
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Kissy face. Kissy face. No saliva… hahahahaha! Thanks for the update 🤣❤️🤣❤️😇
When you forgot that your boyfriend us zombie
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100 chapters in, the author decided to reward us by making the ML speak! (not)
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Thank you for the update!!!
Thanks for the chapter! All silly but likable.