Translators: FireFoxWinterWolf, Luoshenhua
Do I have to say it?
Chen You laughed with a bit of a perverted look on his face.
There are so many dreams.
When he was alive, he dreamed of having colorful birds to see and touch every day.
Every Sunday, he’d be able to embrace a big bird to sleep, bathe it, read bed-time stories, sing lullabies, and comb it’s hair.
But its temperament must be docile and it shouldn’t peck people.
After Chen You died, his biggest dream was to go home and see his dad. If anyone dared to obstruct him, he would bite them.
He looked at the man on the podium. Professor, my dream in this world is to not mess around with you, but still be able to take away your evil thoughts.
It sounded like a fantasy.
None of the dreams above could be said. Chen You had to say something that would be worthy of his yellow hair, his body covered in brand names, and his six piercings.
“My dream is…” He bared his teeth as he grinned, “World peace.”
The classroom was speechless for a second, followed by a burst of mocking laughter.
Who do you think you are? Like trying to save yourself in an advanced stage of cancer, you can hope for world peace.
Chen You gave a contemptuous look. Laozi is ambitious, what does it have to do with you?
He covertly glanced at the target, and thought that he shouldn’t go looking for death, as he coincidentally locked eyes with the opponent’s gaze.
The man didn’t have the slightest hint of contempt, but rather wore an “anyone with a dream is great” expression that seemed tolerant and benevolent.
Chen You rubbed his arms up and down to quash the goosebumps.
Pretend, just carry on pretending.
Jian Dan raised his head and said with a smile, “The male student who wants world peace, sit down.”
As soon as Chen You sat back down on his chair, he felt a little flood rushing in. Converging in his lower abdomen at top speed, it was preparing to break through his defense and suddenly stream down.
Not good! Urine is here!
He got up to no avail and said to the girl next to him, “Classmate, let me through.”
The girl was cupping her chin and staring at the male god, focused intently without moving her gaze. “What?”
Chen You’s action was the only movement in the entire classroom. He gritted his teeth, “I want to go out, give way.”
The girl blinked, dumbfounded. “Get out? Why? The professor is lecturing now.”
Chen You, “Damn you…”
He managed to catch himself in time before saying it out loud. Okay, you’re a little sister, so big brother won’t swear.
Chen You turned to the girl on his other side. From her appearance, she seemed indifferent, as if she didn’t care about many things.
Sure enough, the girl brought her legs together and moved them aside to make room.
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In order for Chen You to pass, she would need to get up and stand in the aisle.
Big sister, can you hurry up?! This big brother, I’m on the verge of death! Chen You clamped his legs together, his face displaying an indescribably restrained expression.
By the time the girl stepped out, he was just about to run when a voice came from the podium; the professor spoke.
“Student, class is now in session. Why are you walking around as you please?”
Laozi is about to leak urine, okay? Chen You’s face twisted, his voice listless, “Professor, my stomach hurts.”
Jian Dan glanced at the yellow-haired young man and understood, “Then you may go.”
As soon as Chen You took a step, a few drops of liquid ran down. If it wasn’t sweat, then what was it?
He froze in shock as his face flushed and his expression filled with shame.
Mom! Dad! I peed my pants!!!
Without sparing a glance at any of the nearby students, Chen You ran out of the classroom at a speed of 100 meters per second and went straight into the men’s bathroom. He was so anxious that he was unable to correctly align himself in front of the urinal, splashing quite a lot of it to the side.
It’s really too terrible.
What should I do? From now on, do I need to bring diapers whenever I go out?
He remembered that his little nephew used to use them. They seemed to work pretty well when his nephew was wrapped up, but he wasn’t sure if wrapping himself underneath his pants would create a visible big lump.
He planned to research when he went back. There should be an adult version.
After determining there was nothing left, Chen You was still in a state of shock. He inspected his pants, and fortunately, only a small patch was wet.
He would make do. It was a hot summer day, so his pants would dry soon.
When Chen You went to wash his hands, he found Wang Yao leading his dorm room’s two other big treasures to block the entrance of the bathroom. It was obvious that this was not a friendly visit.
“Hey, yellow-haired boy, you’re not You Zi’s cousin at all!”
Chen You continued to wash his hands, thinking of countermeasures.
He could neither laugh nor cry. He wouldn’t be beaten by his three brothers in this parallel world, right?
Seeing that Chen You continued to remain silent, the three boys were very upset and their tempers rose.
Big Treasure No. 1 said, “Fatty, don’t waste words on him. I’m eighty percent sure that he doesn’t have good intentions.”
Big Treasure No. 2 said, “You wanted to do something, right? Us brothers are here, so we’ll accompany you with whatever it is you wanted to do.”
Wang Yao appeared slightly more composed, “Yellow Hair, come clean. Why were you inquiring about our family You Zi’s affairs?”
Chen You pursed his lips. Your family’s You Zi? Brother, you’re alright.
Looking at three treasures, he wiped his hands on his pants, “It was my mistake.”
“I do have a cousin named Chen You, but he doesn’t go to this school. Sorry.”
Unfortunately, Chen You’s current appearance, with the corners of his mouth curved up, gave off the air of a ruffian that tended to induce others’ dislike. It was hard for him to have any credibility.
Wang Yao grabbed Chen You, “This fellow, who are you trying to kid? Ah!”
While looking at the black mole on his chin, Chen You thought, Fatty, l’m telling you, if you dare hit me today, I’ll smoke you when I return.
In the next moment, a fist slammed towards him and he dodged back.
It was unknown which brother couldn’t stand the loneliness of summer and played with water in the toilet, leaving the ground wet.
As Chen You accidently slipped and fell to the ground, he immediately closed his eyes, his head askew, and stopped moving.
The three boys were a little bewildered.
They didn’t do much, so did he fall on his own?
“Fatty, don’t just stare. Hurry up and bring him to the infirmary.”
Wang Yao wiped his face, “How should we bring him?”
The two big treasures said in unison, “Piggyback.”
Wang Yao asked, “Who’s carrying him?”
The two brothers just stared at him. He cursed at them, then pulled Chen You onto his back and ran to the infirmary.
There was nothing Chen You could do but continue to fake it. Lying on his buddy’s back, he couldn’t feel happy.
When Wang Yao put him down, he was panting with his tongue out like an exhausted dog.
The three of them still had classes to attend, so they hurriedly asked for the doctor. After making sure the young man was okay, they left.
Chen You laid on a single bed in the ward, wondering what was the appropriate amount of time he should remain unconscious.
Several nurses were talking outside about Professor Jian: about how he’s so handsome, so gentle, and has such long legs.
Chen You shook his head. Nurse sisters, you’re all being deceived by him. He’s a pervert.
On that note, Chen You took out his cell phone to check the news. Some college students went missing, a family was brutally murdered, a white-collar worker fell off the roof of a building for no apparent reason, and a baby died accidentally at home…
A casual search could display all kinds of misfortune, but he couldn’t figure out if any were related to the target.
Without any mission information, it was tantamount to raising the boss’s level dozens of times. Even if he didn’t do anything, just by getting too close, he could be seckilled at any moment.
Chen You’s eyes opened wide as his line of sight stopped on a report from three months ago. A worker died of homicide after seven o’clock on a Friday night. According to posts by netizens, the real culprit still hadn’t been found.
There was a floor complaining that the police weren’t working hard enough. In recent years, many cases had been investigated but were never resolved.
There were a lot of replies below saying that in the past five years, several of the deceased had visited a rental vehicle store in Dongcheng District before they died. Therefore, they must have been killed by the same person.
With such an obvious clue, the police hadn’t solved the case and still had no idea how any of it happened.
Someone even mentioned a cold case from 20 years ago, saying that it hadn’t been solved to this day and remained a mystery.
At this point in time, Jian Dan’s voice suddenly sounded outside the ward. Chen You was startled and flinched, his phone falling directly onto the bed.
He quickly lay flat, his hands folded across his abdomen, and did his best to eavesdrop.
Jian Dan explained that he was here to ask about someone’s condition, saying that the student was from his class.
The nurse responded that the student was fine and should’ve woken up by now. She complimented Professor Jian for being so kind. No matter which student it was, he would always be concerned about their well-being.
After a few more words of small talk, Jian Dan opened the door and walked in.
Chen You pretended to have just woken up. He rubbed the back of his head and as he saw the person entering, he wore a surprised expression on his face.
Jian Dan asked, “Student, are you alright?”
“I’m fine,” Chen You sat up, hesitating a bit before he continued, “Professor, in fact, you are actually my senior.”
The original owner accidentally said this once before and had been in an equally pathetic situation.
However, it seemed like the other party didn’t remember it at all, so it didn’t matter.
Jian Dan raised an eyebrow, “Oh?”
Chen You scratched his face, “I’m also from XX high school, a few years behind you.” He didn’t know what the original owner had intended to show off, but taking this fact out was just losing face.
Jian Dan smiled, “So it’s like this.”
Chen You internally grumbled, “What’s like this? I know you think I’m just farting, and as soon as the smell comes out, it disappears.”
Jian Dan looked at his watch, “Junior brother, I have some business to attend to. Let’s talk again the next time.”
“You’re not a student of this school. Next time if you want to listen in on a lecture, don’t disturb the classroom order.”
His tone wasn’t harsh and his voice was very warm, holding some kind of intangible power. Those listening wouldn’t be able to help but reflect on themselves.
Chen You almost reflexively replied, “Professor, I was wrong. I won’t do it again.”
After the man left, he asked the system, “Have I already caught the target’s attention?”
The system replied, “Hard to say.”
Chen You sighed. For a psychopath’s mindset, only a psychopath would understand.
As a normal person, he couldn’t figure it out.
“Next week, I’m going to submit my resume to apply for a job at the target’s company. Do you have any tips for me?”
The system said, “Remember to study more and charge up your energy.”
Chen You, “…”
After leaving the infirmary, Chen You went to the library. He couldn’t borrow books without a student ID, so he found a few books and looked through them there.
More than an hour later, Chen You went to a bookstore. Using an address that was the same as his real world, it was easy to find.
He found a random place to sit down and started flipping through a book.
Before he knew it, it was dark outside.
Chen You peeled the wrapper off a pineapple-flavored candy, popped it in his mouth, and played with it for a while, curling his tongue. He picked up a pen and carefully took notes, “If a person is talking and his thumb repeatedly rubs against his index finger, what does this mean…”
“It’s a form of self-comfort.”
“That’s right…”
Chen You turned his head. Jian Dan stood beside him, his face expressionless without a hint of a smile. Chen You didn’t know how long he’d been standing there or if he’d heard any of what he’d been mumbling to himself.
He was so terribly frightened that the candy got stuck in his throat.
Luoshenhua: Please welcome our amazing co-tl FireFoxWinterWolf who translated this chapter! 
Look forward to more consistent releases now that I’m not forever alone
Thank you for the chapter!! Poor youyou 😂
Chen You: choking on candy
Jian Dan: Oh my God, you goof. I haven’t even start killing you and you’re already doing yourself in.
🤣🤣🤣
that’s a good one! 👍
Lmaoooo 🤣🤣🤣
Lmao
Damn, is Chen You his target alredy?
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Welcome FireFoxWinterWolf!
Thank you dear translators for the chapter!
Welcome FireFoxWinterWolf!!!
Chen You choking on candy… sksksksk also ML in this chapter is terrifying yikes…
where is this thumb and finger thing even coming from?? as far as I can tell, it has nothing to do w the target..??
It’s for learning body language so he can be prepared and read the target, but I guess the target is a pro at this 😂😂😂 chen you wont be geeting anything out of it
Thx for the chap!
Lmao I would choke myself too if I were him
Thank you for the chapter!
Is it just me or this is slowly turning horror? Σ( ° △ °|||)︴
Jian Dian was watching him suck on the candy. Mhmmm. I’m picking up certain vibes from JD simply standing there and observing Chen You.
Thanks for the great translation.
F*CK, i was reading normally than BOom 🤯💥 the target appear are of nowhere
A wild target has been found
forgive my dirty mind but I can’t help thinking he’d be spraying all over once they’re doing it xD