1.
This was before Baby Cha’s birth.
Zhong Chai rested on Xiao Cha’s lap, watching a palace drama that had been arranged for the summer holiday.
“Sister, you appear to be ill; are you feverish?”
“I’m perfectly fine. I’ve been a little fatigued in recent days, so my body is a little weak. I just need to rest.”
Zhong Chai, who was munching on potato chips, thought the tone was familiar.
Zhong Chai: “ChaCha, read that line just now.”
Xiao Cha: “…”
“Sister, you appear to be ill…”
“Not this one, but the next.”
“I’ve been a little fatigued in recent days, so my body is a little weak…”
Zhong Chai applauded: “As expected of an actor. With just one viewing, you’ll remember the lines!”
Xiao Cha smiled bitterly: “I have watched this drama three times.”
“Do you like watching stories with such twists and turns so much?”
“No, I’m just learning how to speak less offensively.”
Zhong Chai blinked: “So, when we first met, were you imitating them?”
“Sometimes.” Xiao Cha laughed, “Don’t you like it?”
“I don’t think you’re like them,” Zhong Chai stated solemnly. “You are sensible, obedient, pure and unaffected; you don’t fight and scheme like them.”
“You didn’t even give me the chance to struggle in the palace.”
“I am really faithful,” Zhong Chai boasted. “You are the sole member of zhen’s harem.”
“This concubine also only loves Your Majesty,” Xiao Cha said, pinching Zhong Chai’s cheek.
“It’s time to kiss me now.” Zhong Chai closed his eyes and pointed to his mouth.
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He felt that his parents didn’t care about him at all.
As a result, he decided to spend the night on the streets.
That evening, little Zhong Chai walked a long way alone and ended up in a small park.
In the park, there were several children playing on slides and seesaws.
Zhong Chai felt jealous. He wanted to play with the kids but had no idea how to approach them.
So Zhong Chai could only sway pitifully on the swing by himself.
The children were all picked up by their parents after swaying back and forth.
Only Zhong Chai was all alone.
The more he dwelt on it, the more depressed he grew. He sat on the swing and sobbed.
Who knows how long he cried before someone softly pushed him from behind a couple times.
The swing swayed slowly. Zhong Chai grasped the rope quickly, turned his head, and saw a youth wearing three stripes.
“No more crying?” The youth’s voice was pleasant.
“This is the first time someone pushed the swing for me,” Zhong Chai stated tearfully, his nose red.
“Then don’t cry,” the youth said, patting his head, “I’ll keep pushing for you.”
Zhong Chai nodded fervently while holding back tears.
Later that night, Zhong Chai was sent all the way home by the youth.
Father and Mother Zhong had not yet returned home. The nanny was the one who was anxious. When she saw Zhong Chai, she was so relieved that she almost wept.
“Ancestor, how did you disappear in the time it took me to dry the clothes? You scared me to death…”
The nanny hugged Zhong Chai and repeatedly thanked the youth.
“Can I play with you again?” Zhong Chai asked, grabbing a corner of the youth’s jacket.
Yes, answered the youth, with a smile.
Zhong Chai’s family moved not long after that.
He never saw the youth with three stripes again.
3.
“You have five minutes to introduce yourself and lay out the advantages of marrying you, and then you will have three minutes to ask me questions.”
Xiao Cha never expected his blind date would be his new boss.
What he didn’t expect more was the president to be so soft.
Zhong Chai had innocent-looking grape eyes, long eyelashes, and a bit of baby fat on his face.
Only that he was dressed formally.
Like a high school student stealing adult clothing.
He’s not a minor, is he?
But Xiao Cha introduced himself politely and without embarrassment.
Zhong Chai nodded in satisfaction, his expression reminding Xiao Cha of a puppy who memorized the doll’s name.
The kind that shakes its ears at people while holding a toy in its mouth.
Xiao Cha: So cute.
Zhong Chai: I must be awesome.
4.
Regarding the costumes, which are frequently supplemented on set.
According to the clothing crew, they are used to it.
5.
Do you cosplay with the costume on? At the beginning, they would, but fierce Zhong Chai could not say more than three sentences.
Puppies are fragile and need to be coaxed.
6.
Does Baby Cha prefer Xiao Cha or Zhong Chai?
Baby Cha: I prefer ChaCha’s sweet and sour pork ribs.
He’s a little foodie.
7.
Children fantasize about their pheromones before they differentiate.
Baby Cha: “Could our pheromones be the addition of our fathers’ pheromones?”
Baby Gu: “Then I am Peach Oolong Tea.”
Zhong Cha: “I am lemon green tea!”
Dudu: “…”
“Ying.”
“Daddy, what does orange blossom cedarwood smell like?” Dudu questioned Qi Yan after returning home.
Qi Yan: “It’s the smell of our home.”
It’s unfortunate that children aren’t sensitive to pheromones and can only seldom smell them.
Qi Yan bought Dudu two bottles of Jo Malone perfume the next day.
Dudu applied the perfume to the back of his hand and went to the kindergarten to flaunt: I’ve got pheromones!
On the third day, Baby Cha came to class with lemon green tea.
Teacher: What are you doing?
Lol the babies are so adorable showing off their “scent”
阻 码 笼 i t must be a Jo Malone perfume. They have a perfume named ‘Orange Blossom’ .
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