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The overbearing president was an Omega.

The president’s childhood dream was to be the president, and he didn’t realize there were no presidents in socialist countries until he started primary school. VDEPSb

So he took the next best thing and became president (of a company).

Even though he was a veritable domineering president, he couldn’t escape the government-mandated blind date for AO of age.

Story translated by Chrysanthemum Garden.

The president has always believed that he should be capable of controlling his own life.

What he despised the most was big A-ism, and he would never submit to an Alpha who was more domineering than him. 6e0Gzn

Like all overbearing presidents, he was born into a prominent family with people whose hearts were difficult to know. Every day, his father’s illegitimate son waited in line to meet his relatives, and he was still a single Omega who politely declined a business marriage on the pretext of being too busy.

He was in charge of his own life and, naturally, desired to make his own decisions about his husband.

The president decided to play along and marry in one go so that the family would have no reason to complain.

The president’s requirements for a marriage partner were: must be sensible, obedient, and unpretentious, with good looks and a low income.

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So the omnipotent secretary found the president the 18th tier Xiao HuDou.

The reason why the 18th tier Xiao HuDou was in the 18th tier was because he was ignorant when he first entered the circle, offended people with his words, and was shelved by the company for two years.

During these two years, he diligently studied various palace dramas and discovered that green tea could generally make it to the finale. As a result, Xiao HuDou tirelessly studied tea art and became a smooth and slick Alpha.

What a shame he encountered the pandemic right after the ban was lifted, leaving him without work for half a year, and the small company he signed with also went bankrupt. yNTsKV

The president acquired their company, and the 18th tier Xiao HuDou also changed bosses in a daze.

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The president had numerous meetings every day and could only have a blind date with Xiao HuDou in the interim between meetings, so he said plainly: “You have five minutes to introduce yourself and lay out the advantages of marrying you, and then you will have three minutes to ask me questions.”

Xiao HuDuo: ?

Xiao HuDuo: Am I here for a blind date or an interview?

Xiao HuDou remained calm and composed, flashing a pure and unaffected smile that he had worked hard to perfect over the course of two years, and read a self-introduction, even adding some lines in English. tG5Pwg

This was the audition template he’d memorized before the small company went bankrupt.

Awfully formulaic, yet incredibly succinct.

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The president was completely satisfied: “Since your self-introduction only took three minutes, you’ll get five minutes to ask me questions.”

“Why did the president choose me for a blind date?” Xiao HuDou probed carefully. cTkPxJ

President: “From all aspects, you are exactly what I’m looking for as a marriage partner.”

Xiao HuDou: “Marriage? Isn’t this just our first date?”

President: “Right, but that’s not unimportant. You can think of this as a business meeting. I’m Party A and you’re Party B. We both take what we want, getting happiness and satisfaction. Isn’t that great?”

When the president didn’t need him, the omnipotent secretary would become quiet and transparent, but now he felt it was important to remind the president: “President, there are still nine more, you may make the decision slowly.” OJKtNX

President: “Do I need you to remind me of this?”

Secretary: “I’m sorry, I spoke out of turn.”

President: “Well, don’t do it again.”

Xiao HuDou was definitely excited! Such a resolute Omega was so fresh and pure, totally unpretentious, so unlike any other Omega he’d met. He also had a hint of “there’s a mine at home” to boot, which was seriously tempting. jk6lu4

He resolved to devote his entire life to the art of tea, marry Mr. Perfect, and attain the pinnacle of life.

With a smile, Xiao HuDou responded to the president’s question: “For you, marriage is merely a formality, but for me, marriage and love are synonymous. If we marry, I shall certainly treat you very well and fully support your career.”

The president was really pleased. He had the impression that Xiao HuDou was not like the other Alphas. He seemed so pure and unaffected, like a smart and sensible white lotus flower, which was just what he was looking for in a marriage partner.

The president asked: “What’s your pheromone? I can’t stand strong scents.” 9wS4Bl

Xiao HuDou: “It’s green tea.”

Secretary: “Pfft.”

President: “What are you laughing at?”

Secretary: “It’s nothing, boss. I just think green tea tastes really fresh and elegant, and the aroma is pleasant.” SQjx G

The president was quite pleased, “Yes, I think so too.”

Xiao HuDou’s eyes welled up with tears: “You are the first to express such an opinion… Others think that my pheromone is nothing like an Alpha; only you don’t despise me.”

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Secretary: ?

And the president was clearly happier. A weak, pitiful, and helpless Alpha would never be able to control his career. Vgl47L

“Boss, the meeting is about to begin,” the secretary reminded him.

President: “How much time do I have tomorrow afternoon?”

“Tomorrow afternoon is already fully set-up,” the secretary said, glancing over the president’s packed calendar.

President: “How about dinner?” 1 Mud4

Secretary: “You’re going to meet the next Alpha.”

Xiao HuDou spotted an opportunity and seized it: “You must have many other options besides me, right? It’s all about you; you don’t need to think about me. It’s not too late to make a decision after getting to know a few more people. I’ll just wait to hear from you.”

The president thought to himself, what a sensible and obedient cutey!

Thus, the president stated: “Forget the Alpha for tomorrow night; I want to see the one in front of me. By the way, what’s your name again?” rtcjLq

Even though the president had forgotten his name, Xiao HuDou was not discouraged. “My name is Xiao Cha,” he said with a smile.

President: “Okay, Xiao Cha, bring your household registration book and come to the company tomorrow afternoon to find me.”


The author has something to say:

Purely sand sculpture; the most important thing is to be happy! Me d13

Translator's Note

Hu is slang for flop, and dou is bean/pea. Little Flop Pea; he’s been shelved for two years, so he’s definitely not a popular actor.

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drama series featuring power and love struggles in the imperial palace

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refers to the super rich; those who spend money lavishly.

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gāo fù shuài: tall, rich and handsome

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metaphor for a pure, innocent and harmless person. In slang, it refers to one who appears sweet and innocent but is actually corrupt, cunning or deceitful. lol

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xiǎo: dawn; daybreak; to know; to let sb know; to make explicit. chá: tea; tea plant.

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silly

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8 comments

  1. I mean, if I were an Omega, I would also choose an Alpha who wouldn’t hold me back! An Alpha that would support me purely and wholeheartedly!

  2. Haha the omnipotent secretary 😂. You also translated This Omega is Sweet and Wild! I love that one 🥰. The president’s confidence and determination reminds me of our ChengCheng lol.

  3. Like the set up of an assertive Omega and Alpha seems fun too 😁

    Thanks for the chapter 💞

  4. What a great tactic! This novel looks cute aand funny, can’t wait to read more~ o(≧∇≦o) Thank You for translating (∩˃w˂∩)♡