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The main palace hall was majestic and splendid. Outside the main palace hall was an awe-inspiring statue of a god. The statue looked compassionate and the look of compassion for the world inspired admiration and respect. Outside the hall, rows of Wuxi trees planted were blooming in lush. According to rumors, it was the most divine plant. The aqua blue ribbons tied around the branches of the trees were fluttering with the wind. 3pAYX

Lu Xingwang met the emperor in the palace hall. A few steps after he came out of the main palace, he saw the young general kneeling under the Wuxi tree. They once met at a night banquet. The young general was full of vigor and overwhelming arrogance surrounded his body. Now his face looked tense from kneeling there for a few days. He looked as if he didn’t know tiredness and had lost a lot of weight. Anyone with a discerning eye could see that he had already reached the limit, but he still insisted on not collapsing, or maybe he couldn’t collapse. The Zuo family could only rely on him now.

“Why is Your Highness looking at me like this?” Zuo Qingshan had no expression on his face. “If you’re here to persuade me to return, you don’t have to speak.”

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Lu Xingwang raised his eyebrows. “The young general thought too much. I didn’t mean it like that.”

Zuo Qingshan was a little surprised. He shut his lips and didn’t speak again. 8XNzQP

Lu Xingwang looked down at him. “But if the young general doesn’t go back, there’s no point in continuing to kneel here.”

“The Zuo family needs you.” Lu Xingwang said in an indifferent tone. “The soldiers in the army are also waiting for the young general to return to preside over the overall situation.”

The veins on Zuo Qingshan’s forehead burst out. He became violent and angry. “The crown prince has already joined forces with those people to abolish my father’s general title. They can’t tolerate the Zuo family, so what’s the point of me going back now?”

Lu Xingwang’s dark eyes were calm. “Then is there a point for you to kneel here?”

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Zuo Qingshan’s breath hitched.

Even so, he still felt indignant. “My father was accused wrongly. It’s impossible for him to desert. Since I was young, my father has taught us that a soldier’s ending was to die on the battlefield and is the greatest honor. The Zuo family has been worshipping the god of loyalty and bravery for generations, and father has never done anything unworthy or anything against his conscience in his whole life. Now, just by relying on the divination of those priests and that unconfirmed video, His Majesty believed that my father is an army deserter…”

“Zuo Qingshan,” said Lu Xingwang.

Zuo Qingshan’s words of indignance were interrupted then he met Lu Xingwang’s face. The other half of his face was handsome while the other half was covered with terrible red marks due to the influence of poison. The hardships of life were like a mountain pressing down on Lu Xingwang, but he looked at him so calmly. “Has His Majesty announced that he will abolish the military power of the Zuo family?” l7B1eS

Zuo Qingshan was stunned and thought about it, “It seems he hasn’t…”

“Then why are you crying here?” Lu Xingwang slowly bent down. He looked directly at him and said in a volume that only the two of them could hear. “Do you think the civil officials from the prince’s faction could eradicate the Zuo family with just a joint petition?”

Zuo Qingshan nodded.

Lu Xingwang calmly said, “I checked the location and distance of Galaxy B. When the incident happened, the tower should have received the news first if the news was sent back. If the prince and the empress want to get the news, they will receive the news the next morning at the earliest. However, from the impeachment of your father to the time when your Uncle Guo’s faction collectively called for him to participate, didn’t take more than a day.” WB5kFg

Zuo Qingshan was a little enlightened and slowly realized what he meant. He said, “Is there someone from the prince’s faction in the army?”

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The youth’s analysis was logical and clear. He elaborated the things that Zuo Qingshan hadn’t considered. The words “there’s a problem” were plastered on his forehead.

At last, Zuo Qingshan had realized. “You mean someone did it on purpose?!”

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“Did…did the crown prince do it?”

“Did the crown prince kill my father?” YvU1a

“Do you have any evidence?”

Like holding onto a piece of driftwood in despair, Zuo Qingshan desperately wanted to hold onto Lu Xingwang. However, the youth stepped back and avoided him. With no expression on his face, he said, “I didn’t say anything.”

Zuo Qingshan was anxious. “What on earth do you want to do?”

Lu Xingwang calmly looked at him. His jaw was tense and his tone was a little cold. “Does the young general think it’s important to have evidence? Even if there’s a piece of evidence, with the current situation of the general’s residence, what can it do to the crown prince?” 81mWvL

Zuo Qingshan was speechless.

“Go back. Protect the military power and status of the general’s residence. Lu Xingwang arrogantly uttered the last words. “You’re only qualified to come and ask for your father’s innocence.”

The Wuxi trees around the main palace rustling by the wind and the ribbons fluttering in the wind looked a bit desolate. Zuo Qingshan who was kneeling under the tree was trembling with anger but was unable to refute it. When the youth clad in a black robe was about to leave and pass by, he heard the young general’s low voice. “Why are you helping me?”

Lu Xingwang’s footsteps stopped. Cf7kHw

Without a sugar-coating or any politeness on his words, he replied to him as a matter of fact, “I’m not helping you, I’m helping myself.”

“Imperial Concubine Lan has just passed away.” Zuo Qingshan raised his head and looked at the lonely youth. “Why don’t you seem to be having a hard time at all?”

A mocking smile appeared on Lu Xingwang’s lips, which matched his terrible face that horrified people. “Can sadness bring people back from the dead?”

“Come to your senses.” He looked at the young general who hadn’t grown up yet. “Your appearance right now looks worse than dead. It will only make those who are waiting for you to make fool of yourself happy.” d5PUa0

Zuo Qingshan was stunned.

Silence permeated for a long time.

The high-spirited major general in the past finally stood up slowly. His gaze gradually became firm. “Okay, I’ll listen to you.”

It was an ordinary afternoon. What seemed like a perfectly ordinary conversation between these two youth was actually the first time that the most loyal god of war conveyed his allegiance under the future emperor. 96Ozgk

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The next day. 

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After about half a month or so, summer gradually passed and autumn arrived. The number of fallen leaves outside the window gradually increased as the weather in autumn became colder.

Lu Xingwang recently discovered something slightly unusual— his contact with chatterbox child who always liked to talk to him gradually became less. He didn’t know if it was just his own imagination, but recently, this guy seemed to be…avoiding him? P2szga

‘Ding dong’

While he was thinking about it, a message came through.

Jian Mei’s daily greeting: “Good morning! ^_^”

In the past, he would say a few more words every day about what he ate in the morning and say that he would go to school. Once he came back, he would say what happened in the school and what was difficult to do. Recently, it would just be a good morning and good night. He didn’t know the reason why, so Lu Xingwang finally asked one more question when their conversation was about to end: [Have you been busy lately?] jRgmUq

If this question was seen by Aruo, she would be shocked to death.

After all, Lu Xingwang had always been self-centered. He wouldn’t waste extra attention on people without value. Now, he unexpectedly took the initiative to ask if someone was busy.

The speed of Jian Mei’s reply wasn’t slow. “Not bad, tolerable. Just a little.”

[En.] Lu Xingwang didn’t say much. [You can go ahead.] kRB ue

In the past, even if it was like this, after Jian Mei blabbered, Lu Xingwang would at least ask what he was doing. However, it ended with one sentence this time and his attitude was somewhat cold. Jian didn’t why, but after seeing this, he was a little annoyed. He pouted and was a little unhappy. “Are you not going to ask me what I’m busy with?”

Lu Xingwang: [What are you busy with?]

Jian Mei felt somewhat angry.

But when he got angry, he recalled Cheng Yu’s words not long ago. He was just an online friend. He poured out his heart and soul to him, but Lu Xingwang didn’t tell him anything. He felt very upset when he thought about it, but he didn’t know how to say it. People were very greedy. Even if it was just a little bit, he wanted to make a progress. He also wanted to understand Lu Xingwang. dN8D2V

Is it because he thinks I’m a scammer that’s why he doesn’t tell him anything?

Do I really look like a scammer? That’s impossible, right?

Or has he been hurt by a scammer before that’s why he’s cautious?

As he pondered about this…It wasn’t impossible at all! QtV6Y9

After pondering for a while, Jian Mei finally decided to ask with some hesitation, “Can I ask you a question?”

Lu Xingwang: [Say it.]

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“Uh, I mean, do you think you have that kind of person around you?” Jian Mei tried to lead him to imagine it. “The kind of person who has unknown intentions, who looks a little mysterious, and treats you well, but actually wants to cheat you of money and have bad intentions.”

A wave of silence permeated for a long time. hfbm4X

Lu Xingwang said, “Aren’t you the only person around me who has an unknown identity and mysterious whereabouts?”

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Jian Mei pursed his lips aggrievedly.

The scammer was actually himself. He didn’t expect that in Lu Xingwang’s eyes, he was actually like this.

‘Ding dong’
Another message was sent over. Ibvzln

Lu Xingwang: [However, the following words don’t match up.]

Jian Mei’s eyes brightened. Could it be that Lu Xingwang actually had trust in him and believed that he wasn’t that kind of person?

[Because…] Lu Xingwang said calmly said, [With your IQ, not to mention scamming people, it’s already a blessing that you’re not being scammed by others.]


Translator’s Notes: C5LpIe

Hello, Merry Christmas to all of you! This is a Christmas gift for you guys. This is also to make up for the last time that the goal in kofi was reached. Sorry if it’s late. I also didn’t include the Author’s Note because it was just about giving thank you. I will make it up to you guys once I’m back!

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26 comments

  1. “Go back. Protect the military power and status of the general’s residence. Lu Xingwang arrogantly uttered the last words. << Seems to be missing a quotation mark before the last sentence.

    Jian didn’t why, but after seeing this… << I’m sure there’s a bunch of missing words here. Perhaps it should’ve been something like this? >> “Jian Mei didn’t know why, but after seeing this…”

    Also ❤️ for Lu Xingwang bluntly telling Jian Mei his IQ standards~ I agree that it’s a miracle he’s never been scammed instead hehe

    And also, I’m expecting much for Lu Xingwang’s future development into Emperor! So exciting!

  2. Poor MeiMei, hoping that Xingwang doesn’t think he’s a bad person, only to hear that he doesn’t have the intellect to be a scammer. 😂😅😂😅

    Thanks for the chapter!

  3. When you realize that Jian Mei is the only person around Lu Xingwang who does not have bad intentions or want to cheat him.

    • thankfully that Zuo Qingshan guy is now in an alliance with him, though they can’t be called friends right now. So that’s like 1,5 people not trying to murk him but actively be his friends…

  4. Lolololol! Poor Meimei. LXW basically telling him he’s too dumb to be a scammer. XD I hope Meimei goes back to being the chatty person that he should be.

  5. Ouch. It’s not that you’re not honorable: it’s that you’re not intelligent…wow. Meimei baby with friends like these… lmao! This gong…

    Merry Christmas translator and thanks for the pressie! 💝🎉🥳🎄

  6. Lol Mei Mei is such an adorable babe (≧▽≦) I live this novel do muchhhhh Thanks for the chapter (◠‿◕)

  7. I’ve caught up and I’m sad to see that it is on a small break qwq

    i love meimei and how innocent he is.

    thanks for the chapter <3

  8. ok already in the spoiler by the author that LXW is the “emperor” of the future.. then maybe Jian Mei is the “queen” of the future

    LXW’s last words made me laugh 😂😂