Translator:- Max
Never knew games could be played like this until today
【The Young Master is a cat?】
【This is too illegal. Help, my nose is bleeding!】
【Have you read the original work? The lead gong and shou are the Demon Lord and a cat. Daddy Chenfei really knows how to play!】
【So, just now, did Daddy Chenfei held his wife in his arms the whole time?】
【Ahhhhhhhh!】
The barrage was filled with various ‘ahhhhhh’, and the crowd queuing to sell ginseng was also shocked. The NPCs buying ginseng were left aside, and everyone gathered around to watch the little white cat.
Jiao Qi felt a bit embarrassed with people looking at him, so he grabbed onto his Loa Gong’s clothes and squatted on his shoulder, lifting his chin slightly to maintain his dignity, and glared at the foolish looking Demon King, and said, “Get to work and stop chatting.”
A voice came out, undoubtedly President Jiao’s. In the game, student Wang Mo couldn’t help but stand up straight.
Onlookers quickly took screenshots, wanting to preserve this precious scene.
Jiao Qi raised his claw and patted Big Dick Zhang’s head: “Let’s go.” He lost face a lot.
Zhang Chenfei sold the ginseng, got three hundred silver taels, then he carried his kitten and went to the grocery store to buy things. In the game, the common currency was silver taels and spirit stones. Silver taels were essentially small change, but they still had some purchasing power in the novice village.
In the early stages of this game, it was mainly about treasure hunting, farming, and crafting tools, and it offers high playability. The two of them played like this all afternoon, and by evening, they had both reached level five.
Zhang Chenfei’s upgrade mission was to synthesise “Heavenly Tier Happy Dew”, while Jiao Qi’s upgrade mission was to master “Secrets of Transformation”.
“Yanyan, I’m done!” Zhang Chenfei ran over to Jiao Qi, holding a white jade bottle. The original little white cat was gone, replaced by a beauty in white with long hair.
The face was still Jiao Qi’s face, but it was slightly glowing after applying the in-game filter, making him look even more good-looking.
Zhang Chenfei stared foolishly, put the bottle away, and then hugged his little wife: “Beauty, did you get lost? Want to go home with gege?”
“Go to the side.” Jiao Qi pushed him with a smile, “Is it time to return to the Wo Yun Sect next?”
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【Shopkeeper: Please take a look at this one, Deep Sea Shark Raw Silk, it only costs 500 spiritual stones.】
Zhang Chenfei, who was at level five, only had 30 spiritual stones in his inventory from doing tasks.
“Do you need help? I have 60 spiritual stones here.” The fans kept clamouring to see Daddy Chenfei and the Young Master, and the Demon King, unable to resist, came over after completing his mission to give the fans a look. As a gaming expert, the Demon King also reached level five, and he had twice as many spiritual stones saved up as Zhang Chenfei.
Zhang Chenfei glanced at the Demon King in plain cotton clothing skin and sneered, “Deep Sea Shark Raw Silk is a luxury item; you can’t afford it with the few coins you make from doing missions.” After saying that, he added ten thousand yuan to his in-game account, and 10,000 spiritual stones were immediately credited.
【Hahaha, RMB player, can't afford to mess with, can’t afford to mess with.】
【My God A with great difficulty wanted to give his boss a gift.】
【This Shark Raw Silk is too expensive, it takes 500 to buy one roll.】
【This is not a necessity, it is bought for fun by the rich people.】
Zhang Chenfei bought a roll of Shark Raw Silk, along with several accessories and some expensive materials for refining, which were all very expensive. In a short while, he spent almost all of the ten thousand, then immediately added another ten thousand.
The Demon King took the opportunity to explain: “In this game, the professions are divided into Sword Cultivator, Magic Cultivator, Alchemist, and Artefact Refiner. Artefact Refiner is the most expensive profession, followed by Alchemist. If you don’t want to recharge too much, it’s best to choose Sword Cultivator or Magic Cultivator.” He personally chose the magical path, which was relatively economical but requires skillful operation.
Taking the Shark Raw Silk to the ready-made clothes store, and spending money to have clothes made. After a moment, the delicate exquisitely crafted Shark Raw Silk immortal clothes were ready. When worn by Jiao Qi, it stunned passers-by.
【I’m speechless, this is too beautiful!】
【Yingyingying, indeed only RMB players can achieve the best results.】
【I really want it ah, save money, save money, I must buy one.】
On the first day of the game’s public beta testing, it already had a popular craze of recharging, led by the game’s President.
Zhang Chenfei picked up his little wife whose beauty value had increased sharply, hopped onto the rented flying boat, and stingily covered him with his sleeve to keep him from view. Swiftly, he embedded spirit stones into the operational slots, and they vanished at lightning speed.
When characters reach level five, they can join sects to formally become an apprentice under a master, and learn skills. Their plots were different, and can directly enter the Wo Yun Sect.
Outside the sect, many players seeking immortality stood, requiring assessment tasks to join. However, Zhang Chenfei’s flying boat remained unaffected, soaring directly into the sect.
The sects, still lacking inner disciples, appeared quiet and deserted. Quests were needed to trigger interactions with the sect leader and elder NPCs. The two went straight to the residence of “Qing Tong Daoist Spiritual Master”——the Qingning Palace. Jiao Qi placed his hand on a groove, and with a bang, the doors to the Immortal Palace swung open.
【System Prompt: Initiating dual cultivation sub-plot.】
The inner doors of the Immortal Palace opened slowly, revealing a luxurious and soft cloud bed.
“What kind of sinister sub-plot is this?” Jiao Qi frowned, feeling that this was scam.
“It might be because of this.” Zhang Chenfei took out the Heavenly Tier Harmonious Dew. The name itself sounded like it could trigger the dual cultivation sub-plot.
“…” Isn’t this supposed to be a serious immortal cultivation game? Why does it sound so indecent?
In all seriousness, Zhang Chenfei picked up his little wife and walked confidently towards the inner room. “Haven’t you read the information sheet? The two protagonists improve their strength through dual cultivation.”
“Hey……”
【System Prompt: Dual Cultivation Mission (1) initiated. Please follow the prescribed actions.】
Watching Zhang Chenfei assume the prescribed movements with the dotted lines, Jiao Qi was so ashamed that even his toes turned red: “Stop messing around; I won’t play anymore.”
“No, if you quit the task now, you won’t get the spiritual stone reward.” Zhang Chenfei held down his little wife with a smirk on his face.
Even though it was virtual, the sensations weren’t that intense. But because touch, sound, breath, and so on were all present, and the game had exaggerated effects, it feels like a real experience.
Exiting the game, Jiao Qi was already covered in sweat and feeling a bit weak.
The glass cover slowly opened, and Zhang Chenfei, who was also sweating, looked at him with crooked eyebrows.
Jiao Qi glared at him, “What a crappy game, it’s so unhealthy.”
《Shenmu》was, of course, a healthy game. In fact, other players don’t have the dual cultivation function; it’s only achievable by a Diamond VIP with a high-level game cabin. Zhang Chenfei chuckled, pulling his little wife out of the game cabin and laying him down on the carpet.
“What are you doing?”
“Double cultivation.”
“We just cultivated earlier, didn’t we?”
“That was fake. If you stir things up, you have to take responsibility.”
“……”
After messing around all afternoon, Jiao Qi finally realised that he had played a fake game. The next day, he firmly decided not to play《Shenmu》and switched to playing the mini-games.
Opening the bamboo scroll for the mini-games revealed over a dozen options for scripts. However, only the first three scripts had coloured icons; the rest were grey, indicating they were still locked.
“This one has level-breaking too?” Jiao Qi flicked through the cards, not only finding those that Zhang Chenfei had previously played during his brain disorder state, but also many new ones like “The School Grass‘s Personal Bodyguard”, “The Sect Leader and the Heroic Male Lover”, “The Husky in the World of Beastmen”……
“En, you have to clear the previous scripts to unlock the later ones.”
“How do you play it? Is it the type where you choose lines and progress through the plot?”
“Open it and you’ll see.” Zhang Chenfei pulled him along and directly clicked on the first script, “The President’s Millionaire Bride.”
Suddenly, everything went black before Jiao Qi. When he opened his eyes again, he found himself lying on a large bed, and his limbs felt heavy; he was likely restrained by gravity gloves and leg guards.
The decoration in the house was very gorgeous, probably a mansion. There were footsteps outside, and Jiao Qi turned his head with difficulty and looked over. Zhang Chenfei, wearing a gorgeous silk nightgown, pushed open the door and entered.
“Why can’t I move?” Seeing his Lao Gong, Jiao Qi felt relieved and asked him to come over and check if there was an issue with the settings.
Zhang Chenfei sat calmly on the edge of the bed, “This is part of the plot. Your dad sold you to me, afraid you wouldn’t agree, so he drugged you.”
“……”
“To clear the level, you have to read the lines according to the system prompts.” Zhang Chenfei clicked on the virtual interface, glanced at the game instructions, and reached out to touch his little wife’s face. He read the lines seriously, “Since you’ve delivered yourself to me, I won’t be polite.”
The lines he had to read immediately popped up in front of Jiao Qi’s eyes.
【No, please, let me go. I can work to repay the money.】
“Eh… aiya, I won’t read that, it’s too shameful.” Jiao Qi blushed; this game was obviously even more indecent than “Shenmu”.
“You can’t exit the game until you finish reading.” Zhang Chenfei sinisterly leaned over, kissed his little wife’s face. He bared his teeth, waiting for him to read.
Jiao Qi: “…Why do I feel like I’ve been fooled?”
Translator’s note:- Sorry for the very long delay but I have been a bit unwell physically and mentally so I took a little impromptu break but now I’m back next ch will be on Tuesday hopefully!
These two have such colourful married life 🤭